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scalar {{What an evasive answer. I want to know if you have been the parent of a
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child who has been terminally or chronically ill. That is a yes or no
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answer. What is subjective about that? Do you have kids or not? Did you
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have sick siblings as a child or not? If you answer with "I've pretty much
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been...." then you are a coward and a pretentious idiot-fuck. Answer the
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fucking question. I find your answer pretty condescending to the Robbins's
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situation, and it really struck me raw. If you can't empathize, you can't.
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Just say that it sounds terrible. Don't say that you have "a pretty good
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idea" and that it is "subjective." Would you tell J. that you know how it
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is?
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You didn't reflect at all with sympathy; you directed the attention back to
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yourself. I'm just curious if you are pathological or if you have a story.
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That's why when I was wrestling half my training regimen was spent
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strengthening my sphincter muscles. One of the better excercises was
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sticking a roll of quarters up my ass, then I would slowly and deliberately
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push it back out. I got so good at this the guys would hand me a dollar
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after practice, asking for change for the soda machine. The first time this
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was meant to be a joke but when my muscles became so refined that I could
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give the change to them one quarter at a time, the joke was on them.
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The end result was that I became strong enough to lock-in my opponents
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finger(s) when he tried to check my oil, thereby incapacitating half of his
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mobility and strength. I can't tell you how many reversal points I scored
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off this, but it was worth at least two every match.
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I was at the mall today buying some yugioh cards (tryin' to complete my CDIP
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set) & this kid standing next to me in line at the game shop says "Man, that
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yugiHO s**t is homo, you shouldn't be wasting your faggot cash on some lame
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fucking s**t crap like that. Fuckin' cocksucker." I turned around, saw no
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one, then peered down at a child who looked about 10 years old holding many
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packs of Pokemon Unseen Forces.
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I then got into a debate (for what seemed like 30 minutes or so) on the
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superiority of Yugioh to poke'mon. And at the end he just called me a "fag"
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and proceeded to punch my in the stomach. I finally crawled on my bruised
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stomach to a nearby mall cop, and pointed to that snot nosed brat, last I
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saw of him he was on the mall cops shoulder cying for his mother. Ha...kids..
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i'm sick and tired of people thinking being ugly is just "how god made
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you"!!! Here's two prime examples of how this statement is false, please
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feel free to add yer own. :P
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How one gets fat:
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eating WAY too fucking much
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[or]
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they are genetically HUGE [lol only in very few cases]
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>>Conclusion: lol, fat=no self control to stop fucking eating; no self
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control=not very attractive; fat=not pretty.
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How one gets acne:
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oily icky gross dirty skin that isn't washed and has dead skin
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clogging pores
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[or]
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genetically gross [lol, in some cases, yet they can be 'fixed' so
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it's still no excuse]
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>>>Conclusion: lol, wash yur fucking face! acne=no self responsibity to wash
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yur fucking face!; no responsibility=lol not very attractive; acne=not pretty
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THUS, /end rant, but yes, people who don't have the self control to be at a
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reasonable weight are icky icky gross, and dirty people ho don't wash, lol
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ew, yea, gross.
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Anime isn't just a bunch of cheap American ripoffs of cartoons, it's art.
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Next time you American sheeple are watching your simpsons or south park or
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whatever mindless American cartoons that have plots, storylines and comedy,
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I'll be Admiring the wonderful and superior art of Chinese cartoons.
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oh and to people who are worried about games looking childish its usually a
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good indication that your a just a kid who thinks he's grown up cause he can
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shoot hookers in GTA
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There is very little of value in blogging. There are some real journalists
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who have an online newsletter, and real writers who post articles
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independently -- that they happen to be classified as blogs flatters the
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sycophantic self-indulgent blogosphere at large. Imagine if you serialized
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your blog and emailed all your friends with it every time you updated it?
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If they wouldn't welcome such a diary, don't bother with your blog. The
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people who care are the people no one cares about.
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The problem is all bloggers have a following -- other bloggers. Should we
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allow every member of NAMBLA his own page on Wikipedia because he has a few
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dozen acquaintances at NAMBLA? No. Nearly all bloggers who are nothing but
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should be eliminated from Wikipedia. Published journalists and legitimate
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authors who happened to be classified as "bloggers" are welcome, of course.
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I'm not trying to brag or anything, but yeah, I smoke weed. I don't give a
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damn what anyone says regarding marijuana laws. Go ahead, trace my ip. Tell
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the cops where I live, I should be able to put whatever i want in my body,
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may it be marijuana, a 10 year olds childs semi erect penis, or cocaine. The
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government doesn't have any right telling us what is "ok" to consume.
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I asked my friend for a sip of his pepsi and he gave me the can. Afterward
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he accused me of 'nigger lipping' his pepsi and refused to take it back. In
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a rage, I filed a hate crime report with the NYPD and had his racist ass
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hauled off to juvee where I'm sure disgusting faggots are anally violating
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him even as I type these words. I abhor bigots.
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Oh great another holiday for christians to force their believes on me.
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Christmas is just another day for us atheists, i'll be listening to atheist
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radio and maybe watch a little tv. I'll let the brainwashed Christians have
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"cheer and good fun".
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Once, when i was changing my little brother's diaper, i jacked him off. I
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don't know what drove me to do it, but I did. now i can't stop thinking
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about his little penis. I think i want him to grow up and fuck me.
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How could Sony betray me like this?!? I waited in line for three
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months--yes, I started the very first line for the PS3 way before anyone
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else. I endured the elements, the snide comments, and unemployment (I was
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fired from my job after the first week) because I wanted to be the very
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first person to play what I imagined would be the salvation to all my
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dearest dreams. Rumor had it that playing a videogame on the PS3 would be
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like injecting heroin directly into your eyeball. I believed the hype and
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worshipped Sony as my god.
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Finally, with nearly every credit card maxed out and two debt consolidation
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plans under my belt, the great day arrived and I fought my way into the
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store to get my hands on this wonder console. Leaving the store I did a
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little victory dance and then drove up and down the parking lot taunting
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those who did not get a PS3. Then it was off to home to play this little
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beauty.
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I hooked everything up while my wife and children watched and applauded at
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my direction. It was time to play the first game! After two hours I noticed
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that waves of heat were pouring off the console, so I told my daughter to
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hold it up in the air in front of a fan while I continued playing, waiting
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for the opiate-like ecstasy that was soon to overwhelm me after I shot to
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death another video game enemy. Things went fine for awhile; an hour later
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the box began whistling and my daughter complained that it was getting too
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hot to hold. I figured this was just what they called "burning in" and
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continued playing.
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Then, at the four hour mark, my daughter began complaining of blisters and
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within fifteen minutes the entire console burst into flames, the plastic
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casing scorching and bubbling as I rushed to complete the level. But I was
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too late, and my precious daughter burned to death. Wracked with sadness at
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not being able to save my game, I immediately called my lawyer to review my
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options for a massive lawsuit.
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I am sure we all expected a few "bugs" and "glitches" and "inconveniences",
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but that does not excuse Sony for selling what appears to be a blazing DEATH
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TRAP.
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Caveat emptor!
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Nigger? So you think you are superior not only because you're white! it's
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because you read! ha! I didn't know they were people like you in this
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website, and I hope you learn more about our people, because I'm very
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ofended now. Racism is illegal, you know? if they were enough technologies
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to know who is behind that "anonymus", no doubt you would be behind bars
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now! Please respect others, even if they don't like reading like you do.
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I m a hindu religious girl. I don't when i got the habit of masturbation.Now
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i feeling guilty.?
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I have always wear panty while doing it. use pillow to masturbate.I think
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some white discharge is there when i do this.doesn't know whether pillow
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became wet or not. I have left this habit when i came to know that it is not
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good. my problem is now i think if anybody touches those pillow he or she
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will become impure. similar is the with the things whom i used to touch that
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time.what to do.I m getting mad. how to solve this issue.I promise not to
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masturbate again. I cannot wash them all.Plz HELP AS SOON AS POSSIBLE. mAY
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gOD BLESS U ALL
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a rabbi told me the other day the deffinitive prove to demon's existance.
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you have to get a black female cat (daughter of a black cat), kill it and
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burn it. put your bed in the middle of your room so that it's not touching
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any walls, and then spread the ash in a circle surrounding it. sleep there.
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the next day if you're still alive you will see the marks of demon's feet:
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they'll look like hen claws. and that's it, I really talked to a rabbi
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asking him to prove his wonderful religion and this is the best he could
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come with (it is written on the guemara wich is like the torah i think).
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You can spot a Nintendo 64 game from a mile away. If the textures look like
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they were photographed with a cell phone camera, copied to VHS tape, copied
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to another VHS tape, imported into the computer and saved as a low quality
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JPEG, and then the computer was chucked into a fire, you know you're playing
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a Nintendo 64 game.
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I am sick to death of the ludicrous anti-Nintendo ravings of you pissed-off
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geeks. Do you really believe the rest of us don't see right through your
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mental pathology? Your entire conosole philosophy boils down to this: "The
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cool kids picked on me in high school, and I can't get over it. I hate the
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Wii"
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girl you must be the aeon flux movie because i never wanna see you again
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IM SO SICK AND TIRED OF CHRISTIANS PUSHING THEIR BELIEFS ON ME, i mean every
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year i go to buy something at the store and I see HAPPY HOLLIDAYS and it
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pisses me off so muchhh i mean christians are everywhere i mean its like
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UHHGGGGG but anyway this year its gonna be different. i just got down
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purchasing my ANTI-god pin. im going to every place where they sell
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christmas trees and all the "happy" (yeah more like BRAINWASHED) familys
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will see my anti-god pin and i will silently protest this stupid holliday
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yeah go atheists!
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Tokyo is a great country. I have been there. Its provinces (shinagawa,
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shinjuku, roppongi) are incredibly vast and there is an inter-provincial
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high speed train that links them all! The best part is that the train also
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allows you to travel to neighboring countries, for example if you wanted to
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visit the country of Osaka you could do so because they use the same
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currency. Amazing, isn't it? I wish Canada would use the same dollars that
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the US does.
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Now disguised fully as some sort of shabbily dressed derelict, I quickly
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made off with my shopping cart and ran full tilt back to the park. With no
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hesitation I dug through the trash barrel I'd found earlier, seizing every
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last can and bottle from the fetid depths of the garbage. I was almost
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deterred when my hand plunged into a soiled diaper, obviously unimproved
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from the three days of rain we'd received prior, but I had my eyes on the
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prize. I rolled my cart down the paths of the park, past the lemmings of our
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society as they strolled idly past jackpot after jackpot, lacking sense and
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ambition enough to loot them for their own benefit. Many of them could not
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contain their envy, looking at me with disgusted jealousy as I filled my
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cart with money. One phenomenon I cannot explain: a Catholic nun handed me a
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one dollar bill and told me I could get a free meal at St. Joseph's parish
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every Sunday afternoon. I took the cash, obviously, and thanked her for the
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tip on the new scam. I figure they must make you sign up for some shit
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before you get the free food, and that the nun must get a kickback for every
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new signup. Slick setup, but I'll just keep the buck, Sister Sucker!
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When I thought I'd plucked the final gem from this treasure chest, I slowly
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paced my way towards the most convenient road out of the park. I passed by a
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man drinking from a brown paper bag. I wasn't born yesterday, so I knew that
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he had a bottle in it (and probably not Chocolate Yoohoo if you get my
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drift). I tried to look very patient and unassuming while I waited for him
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to finish his bottle and discard it, so that I might add it to my coffers.
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After ten or so minutes he did something shocking and unexpected: he walked
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into a nearby Port-A-Potty and took the bottle in with him. Seven minutes
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later, exactly, he re-emerged without his bottle. The disgusting truth was
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obvious, he had finished his bottle while on the latrine and tossed the
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empty down into the hole. I nearly wrote that one off as a loss, but then my
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inner puppet spoke once again, chiding me for the sheer Hagginsian nature of
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my hesistation. Suffice to say, I was shoulder deep in shit before I even
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had time to regret my moment of weakness. Was the resulting bottle of Olde
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English 800 Malt Liquor worth the effort? You bet your ass, buddy.
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Alright, so even the faithful are probably getting impatient by now. I'm
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sure you want to know what my take was after all that time and effort and
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both occassions of having a limb thrust into fecal matter. Let's just say
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that Andrew Jackson and I have a dinner date tonight (though I'll only be
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needing his vagrant friend Alexander Hamilton once I apply my coupon). On
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second thought, Kroger's has On-Cor Salisbury Steaks for 2.50, and I have a
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manufacturer's coupon which I attained by lying to their customer care line.
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In case you're wondering, saying you found a condom in your chicken parmesan
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is only worth a dollar off your next purchase.
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girl you must be a playground slide because i want to go down on you
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repeatedly
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Honestly, I'd like to hear some commentary from someone who hasn't been
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caught trying to suck their own dick.
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YEAH RIGHT SO I STRAIGHT STABBED SOME PROSTITUTE WITH A FORK. IT AINT NOTHIN
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THOUGH NAWMEAN. BITCH ASS JUDGE HIT ME WITH 3 YEARS OF PROBATION AND 80
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HOURS OF COMMUNITY SERVICE. 80 HOURS? NIGGA I BENCHPRESS 80 HOURS. NIGGAS
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THINK I AINT GONNA WILD OUT AND FORK SOMEONE ELSE CUZ I'M ON PAROLE SO I'M
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JUST LAUGHIN YO. I LAUGH AT THESE ACTORS. FUCKIN P.O THINKING I AINT GON
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COME IN HIGH AS SHIT OFF THE TREES JUST BECAUSE I GOT PEE IN A CUP. I DO
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THAT AND THROW IT IN A NIGGA'S FACE. PUNK LOOKIN OFFENDED AND SHIT I'M JUST
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LIKE DAMN SON, YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO BE COVERED IN MY URINE. FAGGOT
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DON'T KNOW WHERE MY DICK'S BEEN. IT AINT NOTHIN TO A G LIKE ME NAWMEAN
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In the 1960s, a student at Harvard Law School addressed the parents and
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alumni with these words:
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The streets of our country are in turmoil. The universities are filled with
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students rebelling and rioting. Communists are seeking to destroy our
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country. Russia is threatening us with her might. And the republic is in
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danger. Yes! danger from within and without. We need law and order! Without
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law and order our nation cannot survive.
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There was prolonged applause. When the applause died down, the student
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quietly told his listeners: "These word were spoken in 1932 by Adolf Hitler."
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Hmm, are you implying that people with long hair are gay? That's pretty
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hilarious if so, seeing as how most gay people have basic short hair.
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I am a BIG FAT GAY VAMPIRE in the BOSTON AREA. What I am looking for is
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other QUEER VAMPIRES to be GAY with and to DRINK BLOOD out of foofy martini
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glasses and maybe to use it as ingredients in a cosmopolitan. OR MAYBE ONE
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OF THOSE DRINKS WITH ALL THE UMBRELLAS AND THINGS. Then we will go DISCO
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DANCING to HOT DISCO TRACKS and talk about how TOTALLY AWESOME Madonna is. I
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guess after doing that we will have to get a PLATE OF NACHOS or something
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EQUALLY FATTENING and then stuff them into our BIG FAT GAY FACES. The nachos
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should have SOUR CREAM on them because that is the best way to eat them. I
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am looking for someone who will let me DRINK THEIR QUEER BLOOD. In addition
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to being QUEER you must also be FAT, this is very important. Ideally I would
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also get fatter from drinking your STUPID CHUBBY GAY BLOOD. You can drink
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mine too but only if I get to wear your GAY UNDERWEAR on my head while you
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do.
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hey gurl what kind of sex locations you into? im all about the dorm
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room/hotel room/dark corner/men's bathroom/janitor's closet/parent's
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bedroom/kindergarten classroom/bus shelter/deserted corner of the park/arby's
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%
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While many parents are digging deep and forgoing luxuries in order to buy
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their children the newest videogame console, I've decided to build my own
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interactive entertainment device for my children. It's a desk with a copy of
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the holy bible on it. I call it the "Praystation 3"
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%
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girl you must be a rodeo bull because i want to ride you for 8 seconds and
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then get off
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%
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Keep at it! I'm sure someday you'll be mentioned in a blog.
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girl, you must be rearden metal because i'd like to run a train on you.
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%
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windows genuine advantage, created so geeks have a genuine advantage when it
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comes to getting in a womans pants. Masterminded by Bill Gates who wanted
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to give something back to the community. He devised a plot which would
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force women to speak to lowly geeks world wide
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%
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shut the fuk up bitch u get a lyf dumass ur a fkn hipacrit u sed to keep
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shyt to urself well u didnt do that n ur lyk aw get over it well u fkn get
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over it 2 then dont go fkn ritin shyt lyk u sed fkn looza
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%
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I admit, I love the natural smells of a man. Nothing turns me on more. A
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healthy funk in a mans armpit or a working-mans sweaty balls are like
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nothing else to me. They are easily more effective than poppers, legal and
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dont give me a headache. Speaking of armpits, I dont like deodorant either,
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mostly because it tastes so terrible.
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When I was in 7th grade my Social Studies teacher asked me what my favorite
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system of government was. Luckily I was wearing my Anti-Flag tee that day. I
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cracked my knuckles and reclined in my desk and replied cooly, "Anarchy."
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%
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Linux Is your wife, I swear. I stride nude in your computer room ; yet you
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dont care. Transfixed with penguins on the screen. This Open Source makes me
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scream. Im tossing your computer in the trash. RMS is whose genitals you
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tongue lash. Enemy of Our Freedom you say? I dont care. You're just gay.
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Yes I too fell victim to internet cruelty. Only in my case it was IRC abuse.
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To make a long story short I was willing to do anything to get +V and some
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'people' took advantage of that.
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%
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Roll Playing (RP) turns into real life tragedies and Real people get hurt or
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die. If you want to RP why not try to Roll Play real life situations such as
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how to pay the electric bill, house payment, and car payment, insurance and
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so on. Roll Play your parents working hard to give you a better education
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and life.
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Yesterday after coming home from an extremely long, stressful day of work, I
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plopped down on the couch to relax for a bit. Laying in front of the TV is
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great, but an orgasm would really help me blow off some steam. Lucky for me,
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I had recently purchased a rabbit, so I retrieved that from my bedroom,
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returned to the couch, and brought up some gay porn on my laptop(side rant--
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will someone please make porn tailored to women?) Just as I was beginning to
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get that tingling feeling that happens before I come, I heard the sound of
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someone trying to unlock the door to my apartment. WHATTHEFUCKISTHIS!? Shit!
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I am naked from the waist down holding a loud-ass vibrator standing in front
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of a laptop on which a man is moaning loudly and telling another man how he
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wants him to "put it in my ass!" SHIT! WHO THE FUCK IS COMING IN THE DOOR
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RIGHT NOW?
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I completely panic. My shaking hands try desperately to turn the vibrator
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off, but in my excited state I completely forget how to do it..there are so
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many buttons!! why did I buy the fancy model??? I rip the batteries out of
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the stupid thing after fumbling with it and wasting precious seconds. I
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throw everything in the closet of my bedroom, close the door, and start to
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look for some pants. Then I remember that gay porn is still being played
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loudly on my couch. FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! I could hear the sound of the second
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lock unlocking. I dash back into the livingroom and try with my again
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shaking hands to at least turn the volume down. The door is opening at this
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point so I snatch the laptop and scurry half-nakedly back to my bedroom
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while depressing the volume button. Unfortuately, I hit the wrong side of
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the volume button and deafeningly loud moans are now emanating from my
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bedroom--gay men moans. Shit! People are in my living room now. I yell "ONE
|
||
MOMENT!!!!" as loud as I can, trying to try to drown the sounds of Brad
|
||
getting slammed in the ass. In a complete state of terror I make the unwise
|
||
decision of throwing the laptop as far under my bed as I can, hoping that
|
||
the boxspring and mattress would be enough to muffle the sound of my laptop
|
||
at full volume. Sadly, it was not. People are milling about in the apartment
|
||
now, so I grab some shorts from my bureau and emerge from my bedroom to
|
||
greet the realtor and prospective new tenants in a dress shirt and shorts,
|
||
flushed, and visibly shaken. I introduce myself over the sounds of an
|
||
apparent orgy in my bedroom to a profusely apologizing realtor and a
|
||
smirking couple. I summoned as much dignity as I could, smiled devilishly,
|
||
and returned to the fake orgy in my bedroom as they showed themselves out.
|
||
%
|
||
I like to put excessively large ammounts of Vaseline on my cock and fuck
|
||
empty toilet paper rolls. I think my parents are starting to notice that
|
||
we're running out of Vaseline every 4 days or so.
|
||
%
|
||
One time I was performing anal sex on my best friends dog like I always did
|
||
on the weekends, but this most recent time I must of thrusted too hard and I
|
||
think I damaged the internals of the labrador. It then got a horrible hernia
|
||
and soon died after my friend was attempting to coax it back to life. It
|
||
felt great.
|
||
%
|
||
i just took a shit and my toilet didn't really flush, i got pretty
|
||
frustrated and now im going to masturbate to internet porn galleries. Good
|
||
day to you.
|
||
%
|
||
I bought this book to teach my child about her body, and I was excited about
|
||
the opportunity to bond with her in this fashion. However, little did I know
|
||
about all of the pictures of nude women in this book. The almost 'erotic'
|
||
quality of these photos were not for children! Then when we got to the parts
|
||
that involved naked men, I shut the book. She didn't need to see those
|
||
pictures. Later, when she was asleep - I looked at the book alone and found
|
||
unbelievable pictures of naked men and women performing the strangest acts
|
||
on each other with pieces of fruit and a vacuum cleaner! What is my child
|
||
going to learn from this? How to be a Kuma Sutra expert? No, thanks. She
|
||
gets plenty of that from her father.
|
||
%
|
||
you walk in( the door will be open for you) you come to my bedrom where porn
|
||
will be playing.......you begin to suck this big black dick...no damn small
|
||
talk...just walk in and start sucking........i cum on your face and then you
|
||
can leave or then when can have small talk.....be ready.....i dont want a
|
||
lot of emails back and forth..just let me know if your ready for a
|
||
address.....
|
||
%
|
||
gurl what design patterns u into? i'm into: bridge / command / interpreter
|
||
/ prototype / flyweight / strategy / builder / abstract factory / proxy /
|
||
facade / composite / chain of responsibility / decorator / adapter / factory
|
||
method / observer / memento / template method / visitor / iterator /
|
||
mediator / state / singleton
|
||
%
|
||
i keep baking fucking cakes. this pink wig tart keeps me up nights and
|
||
since i can't jack off any more since the operation i just keep fucking
|
||
making cakes. everyone at the office thinks that i'm some sort of faggot
|
||
becuase i bring in cakes every day. they're all fat forty-five year old
|
||
tits-sagging-to-the-floor soccer moms and if they knew that cake-baking was
|
||
my masturbatory substitute they probably wouldn't even eat them. probably
|
||
also if they knew i pissed in the cake mix.
|
||
%
|
||
did you guys hear on the news? usually i don't watch the news, i just heard
|
||
my friend's brother freaking out about it. it's on right now. North Korea
|
||
shot a three missiles at Japan, but MISSED!! XD what would happen if they
|
||
didn't miss?? one of them was aimed for America, too. It's on Fox News right
|
||
now. THey're talking about shooting back at Korea. STUPID KOREA! dude,
|
||
manhwa vs manga. XD awesome.
|
||
what if they actually didn't miss?? what would happen to everyone's favorite
|
||
mangas and animes. i pray to God this isn't the end of humanity. Wait, i
|
||
don't care if humanity ends. Humanity sucks. I just don't want JAPAN TO END!
|
||
or the world. i haven't even had a chance to glomp Inuyasha. I DON'T HAVE
|
||
PROBLEMS!!!! :ninja:
|
||
%
|
||
The first step is to heat 3 or 4 hot dogs to body temperature. Don't make
|
||
them too hot or it won't work -- about 30 seconds will do. When they're
|
||
done, stick all the hot dogs into a condom. Lube your penis and slide it
|
||
into the middle of the hot dogs, so they're surrounding your penis. Then
|
||
pump the entire package. And don't worry, the condom won't break.
|
||
%
|
||
Hey /b/, I have a very serious problem. I'm fucking crying because of how
|
||
stupid I am.
|
||
|
||
Okay, so my girlfriend was supposed to come over to my house today because I
|
||
was going to go take her to a movie. She lives about 20 minutes away, and
|
||
the movie we were supposed to see started at 4:15, which was in about 40
|
||
minutes. I figured "cool, I'll just play Pokemon while I wait".
|
||
|
||
So I'm playing Pokemon, and having a pretty damn good time. Anyway, she
|
||
finally does show up, except she's crying as she walks into my room. Instead
|
||
of doing the right thing by comforting her, I half-focus on my game and her.
|
||
She starts telling me her cat died, and just as she was getting into it, I
|
||
get into a random encounter in my game.
|
||
|
||
A shiny pidgey. Holy shit. (For those of you who don't know/care, shiny
|
||
pokemon have less than a 1/1000 chance of appearing). I stare into my screen
|
||
in amazement, yelling "holy shit, YES", interrupting her mid-story. She sobs
|
||
more, and she starts to yell "You don't even fucking care! YOU JUST WANT TO
|
||
PLAY YOUR FUCKING GAME!" I'm still looking at my screen, still focusing on
|
||
catching my shiny pidgey, when she walks over, and tosses the game against
|
||
the wall. I run over and pick up my DS hoping that nothing has changed on
|
||
screen, and quickly noticed that she broke it. My system and my shiny
|
||
pidgey, gone forever.
|
||
|
||
I start screaming every obsenity I know, and started flailing my arms
|
||
around. I didn't know she was behind me, and appearantly I backhanded her in
|
||
the face while I was being a dumbass and swinging my fists around. She yells
|
||
out "FUCK YOU", and runs out of my house in tears.
|
||
|
||
What have I done? I've fucked up so badly, and I need to know how to
|
||
approach her. I don't want a game of Pokemon to be respoinsible for ruining
|
||
my best relationship ever. Help me /b/.
|
||
%
|
||
Over the years, the bathrooms at the Church have fallen into ill repair and
|
||
we decided to completely replace them with more conveniently located
|
||
bathrooms across the Church. To make a use for our old bathrooms, I've
|
||
decided to convert them into novel "Glory holes", where children may
|
||
celebrate the Glory of God by speaking to a priest or other spiritual
|
||
advisor through a hole in the wall.
|
||
%
|
||
Well, it finally happened. Women got as horny as us. All it took was five
|
||
years of dry humping in high school, one or two boyfriends in college, a
|
||
failed career, three giant kids, and a divorce. Now they?re so horny they?re
|
||
willing to pay for it. Nice timing, God.
|
||
%
|
||
FUBU BIG CHAINZ DUBZ $BLING$ $BLING$ FUCK DA 5-0 BITCHES BLUNTS 40Z KICIKIN
|
||
IT BLUNTED JARNELL BABY MAMMA CHILD SUPPORT CHICKEN AN WATERMELON KOOL AID
|
||
DA RED KIND FOOD STAMPS WESTSIDE $$CASH MONIES$$ DRIVE BY RYDE OR DIE NIGGA
|
||
RUFF RYDA 4 LYFE PHAT ICE PHAT BLUNT DENZEL WASHINGTON ROCAWEAR ICE BLING
|
||
BLING 5-0 187 MURDA MURDA FOOD STAMPS BLUNTS PAPERZ BLAZED WELFARE CHITLINS
|
||
GRITS KOOL AID HOLLA BACK FUCK DA POLICE ROLLIN IN DA BENZ-O
|
||
%
|
||
Sometims when I feel an unusually large bowel movement coming soon, I'll
|
||
weigh myself before and after to determine the magnitude of the feces I'm
|
||
shedding
|
||
%
|
||
I like fucking pregnant women. If they�re having a boy it ain�t fun, but if
|
||
they have a girl then it�s two pussies for the price of one.
|
||
%
|
||
I have put you on a permanent ignore, public and private. I have found you
|
||
disturbing, rude and generally not worth talking to. According to the
|
||
channels you hang on, it strengtens the effect of wanting to put you on
|
||
ignore because of my lack of interest in you as a person. This message is
|
||
not meant to be rude to you, just to inform you that i won't see anything of
|
||
what you type from now on.
|
||
%
|
||
one time i found a bum passed out. i thought it would be one hell of a gag
|
||
to take him and put him in my roomates bed with him so i did. he woke up to
|
||
the shock of a naked bum and couldnt stand the thought of what might have
|
||
happend that night. he then killed himself before i could enjoy my little
|
||
practical joke
|
||
%
|
||
She's so fucking cute and sweet. I'd treat her to some fancy restaurant,
|
||
then take a long romantic walk with her, holding hands and talking about
|
||
philosophy, art and dreams. Then I'd invite her to my home and ravage her
|
||
hot ass for hours, and forcing my cock down her throat so she choked on both
|
||
the throbbing cock and her own rectal juice. I'd then proceed to cum on her
|
||
cute innocent face. Then, as the ultimate love gift, I'd carry her in my
|
||
arms to the tub and let my piss wash away the semen and last dignity from
|
||
her. I'd whisper "I love you" and give her a tender smile, and cut her
|
||
throat from ear to ear with a knife. Covered in her own warm blood, she'd
|
||
look straight into my very soul, forgiving, understanding. A bubble from
|
||
blood and saliva would burst between her lips, then she'd die. After some
|
||
additional lovemaking, I'd stuff her in a bin bag. Three Weeks later, some
|
||
playing children will find her mutilated and desecrated body in the forest.
|
||
They will be scarred for life.
|
||
%
|
||
I thought gmail was, like, gangsta mail. I signed up expecting to get g'd up
|
||
with bitches, gangstas and guns but it's just an email service.
|
||
%
|
||
hey girl, what kind of religions you into, i\;m all about Judaism,
|
||
Contemporary divisions, Rabbinic Judaism, Orthodox Judaism, Modern Orthodox
|
||
Judaism, Haredi Judaism, Hassidic Judaism, Conservative Judaism (Masorti),
|
||
Reform Judaism, Reconstructionist Judaism, Humanistic Judaism, Karaite
|
||
Judaism, Historical groups, Hasmoneans, Essenes, Pharisees, Sadducees,
|
||
Zealots, Sicarii, Ebionites, Elkasites, Nazarenes, Crypto-Jews, Marranos,
|
||
Conversos, Christianity, Eastern Orthodoxy, Roman Catholicism, Oriental
|
||
Orthodoxy, Monophysitism, Nestorianism, Arianists, Arian Catholicism,
|
||
Unitarians, Protestantism, High Protestantism, Lutherans, Anglicans,
|
||
Calvinist sects, Reformed, Presbyterian, Low Protestantism, Methodists,
|
||
Baptists, Radical Low Protestantism, Anabaptists, Mennonites, Amish,
|
||
Religious Society of Friends, Evangelicalism, Pentecostals, Apostolic
|
||
Churches, Unitarians, Waldensians, Latter-day Saints, Church of Jesus Christ
|
||
of Latter-day Saints, Community of Christ, Fundamentalist Church of Jesus
|
||
Christ of Latter Day Saints, Seventh-day Adventist, Jehovah's Witnesses,
|
||
Mama Tata, Messianic Judaism, Islam, Kharijites, Shiite, Alawites, Ismailis,
|
||
Jafari, Zaiddiyah, Ghulat including, Alevi / Bektashi, Ahl-e Haqq, Yazidi,
|
||
Druze, Ahmadi, Sunni, Berailvi, Deobandi, Hanafi, Hanbali, Maliki,
|
||
Mu'tazili, Shafi'i, Wahhabi, Sufism, Naqshbandi, Bektashi, Chishti, Mevlevi,
|
||
Tijani, Zikri, Mandaeanists, Hinduism, Agama Hindu Dharma, Shaivism,
|
||
Shaktism, Smartism, Vaishnavism, Lingayatism, Gaudiya Vaishnavism, ISKCON
|
||
(Hare Krishna), Sri Krishna Chaitanya Mission, Samkhya, Nyaya, Vaisheshika,
|
||
Purva mimamsa, Vedanta (Uttar Mimamsa), Dvaita Vedanta, Advaita Vedanta,
|
||
Integral Yoga, Yoga, Ashtanga Yoga, Hatha yoga, Siddha Yoga, Tantric Yoga,
|
||
Ayyavazhi, Shramana Religions, Buddhism, Mahayana, Nikaya schools,
|
||
Theravada, Vajrayana, Jainism, Digambara, Shvetambara, Panth Religions,
|
||
Sikhism, Nirankari, Kabir Panth, Dadu Panth, Zoroastrianism, Magus,
|
||
Gnosticism, Basilidians, Bogomils, Borborites, Cainites, Carpocratians,
|
||
Cathars, Marcionism, Ophites, Valentinians, Hermeticism, Vaishnavism,
|
||
African religions, Akamba mythology, Akan mythology, Ashanti mythology,
|
||
Bushongo mythology, Bwiti, Dahomey mythology, Dinka mythology, Efik
|
||
mythology, Egyptian mythology, Ibo mythology, Isoko mythology, Khoikhoi
|
||
mythology, Lotuko mythology, Lugbara mythology, Pygmy mythology, Tumbuka
|
||
mythology, Yoruba mythology, Zulu mythology, African diaspora religions,
|
||
Kumina, Obeah, SanterÃa (Lukumi), Vodou, Candomblé, Macumba, Umbanda and
|
||
Quimbanda, Xango, Anglo-Saxon mythology, Basque mythology, Druidry (Celtic
|
||
Religion), Finnish mythology, Germanic paganism, Norse mythology, Greek
|
||
religion, Greek mythology, Mystery religions, Eleusinian Mysteries,
|
||
Mithraism, Pythagoreanism, Roman religion, Roman mythology, Slavic
|
||
mythology, Babylonian mythology, Chaldean mythology, Sumerian mythology,
|
||
Chinese mythology, Shinto, Oomoto, Tengriism, Yezidis, Abenaki mythology,
|
||
Aztec mythology, Blackfoot mythology, Chippewa mythology, Creek mythology,
|
||
Crow mythology, Guarani mythology, Haida mythology, Ho-Chunk mythology,
|
||
Huron mythology, Inuit mythology, Iroquois mythology, Kwakiutl mythology,
|
||
Lakota mythology, Lenape mythology, Navaho mythology, Nootka mythology,
|
||
Pawnee mythology, Salish mythology, Selk'nam religion, Seneca mythology,
|
||
Tsimshian mythology, Ute mythology, Zuni mythology, Australian Aboriginal
|
||
mythology, Balinese mythology, Maori mythology, Modekngei (Republic of
|
||
Palau), Nauruan indigenous religion, Polynesian mythology, Church of All
|
||
Worlds, Dievturiba, Germanic neopaganism, Heathenry, Odinism, Theodism,
|
||
Wotanism, Judeo-Paganism, Maausk, Neo-druidism, Summum, Taarausk, Wicca,
|
||
Alexandrian Wicca, Dianic Wicca (Feminist Wicca), Gardnerian Wicca, Faery
|
||
Wicca, Feri Tradition, Carvaka, Confucianism, Deism, Ethical Culture,
|
||
Fellowship of Reason, Spiritual Humanism, Mohism, Taoism, Dragon Rouge,
|
||
Satanism, LaVeyan Satanism, Church of Satan, Order of Nine Angles,
|
||
Setianism, Temple of Set, The Storm, Quimbanda, Luciferianism, Syncretic
|
||
religions, Cao Dai, Falun Dafa, Huna, Konkokyo, Manichaeism, Unitarian
|
||
Universalism, Universal Life Church, Tenrikyo, Theosophy, Seicho-No-Ie,
|
||
Burkhanism, Cargo cults, Ghost Dance, Native American Church, Rastafari
|
||
movement, Umbanda, Candomble, Pastafarianism, Church of Emacs, Polytheism,
|
||
Mysticism, Atheism, you know
|
||
%
|
||
The relationship between gamer and game is much unlike the relationship
|
||
between needle and record-groove (that is to say, the needle loves the
|
||
record groove and vice-versa, so says Tamio Okuda); the game has to love the
|
||
player even when the player hates the game.
|
||
%
|
||
im from louisiana.drank killed my boyfriend sippin isnt for everyone so be
|
||
careful
|
||
%
|
||
LAWL I ONCE HEARD AN AOL COMMERCIAL THAT SAID "AOL IS GOOD" AND I LAUGHED MY
|
||
ASS OFF AND I LITERALLY PISSED AND SHAT MY PANTS SIMULTANEOUSLY AND THEN I
|
||
THREW UP IN MY MOUTH A LITTLE AND IT WAS THE FUNNIEST THING I HAVE EVER
|
||
HEARD OH MY GOD THAT WAS FUNNY
|
||
%
|
||
one time i invited two of my friends (well, my only two friends) over for
|
||
dinner at my apartment. i was in a bad mood that day and while they were in
|
||
the living room playing sword quest 4, i masturbated into the milk in the
|
||
measuring cup before making the mashed potatoes. all three of us enjoyed the
|
||
meal, myself doubly so... in part because i secretly knew my friends now
|
||
have my seed in them, and also in part because i ate the mashed potatoes too
|
||
and the thought of consuming my own seed makes me want to masturbate into
|
||
more food. i fear i am in a vicious cycle at this point. someone help me?
|
||
please?
|
||
%
|
||
DEAR ABBY: I recently met a gorgeous woman I'll call "Giselle." After we had
|
||
dated for a couple of months and became physically involved, she told me she
|
||
had had gender reassignment surgery and used to be a man! I was, to say the
|
||
least, shocked and deeply disturbed. I did not punch out Giselle as I would
|
||
have liked to -- which brings me to my question. What is the etiquette
|
||
regarding physically confronting someone like that? Is it the same as
|
||
hitting a girl? We're roughly the same size. -- DISTRESSED IN VIRGINIA
|
||
%
|
||
I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who
|
||
rises and sleeps under the blanket of the very freedom I provide, then
|
||
questions the manner in which I provide it.
|
||
%
|
||
Women make up 51 percent of the population, and because of this, Linux
|
||
should be banned in government. Operating Systems like Linux discriminate
|
||
against women because of a built in difficulty compared with Windows and
|
||
Apple's OS X.
|
||
|
||
Women pay taxes, and therefore shouldn't be discriminated against in getting
|
||
employment with government agencies. If these agencies had used Windows or
|
||
OS X, more women would be able to persue dreams of a full time job in
|
||
government. Linux is by its nature a man's domain. Women are designed to use
|
||
social interaction and emotions to deal with complex tasks, things the
|
||
command line are ill suited.
|
||
|
||
OS X, and Windows have friendly and female-intuitive designs that take into
|
||
account a woman's understanding of objects, ie. folders, desktops, Clippy,
|
||
the XP search dog. These help women operate the computer by giving her a
|
||
relationship with these icons, and helpful animated pets. It makes a woman
|
||
feel at home with her computer by allowing her to relate to it.
|
||
|
||
Linux, on the other hand is designed for command line and programming. Sure,
|
||
it may have a fugly GUI to hide its true being, but to get any serious work
|
||
done you must know a bunch of arcane commands with hundreds of options that
|
||
change with every command. Something like this: chmod a+rwx. Only engineers
|
||
can understand this. And most engineers are still men. This puts the female
|
||
population at a great disadvantage when applying for work. Men know this,
|
||
and that's why they deliberately try to install linux in the workplace.
|
||
|
||
How would women's groups react when they read the studies that are being
|
||
commissioned by industry on this very subject? Surely, women, when they
|
||
learn of this, will outvote men and ban linux from the government.
|
||
%
|
||
I work for a shipping company that deals specifically with the delivery of
|
||
animals, mostly lab animals but we get some zoo business. Occasionaly some
|
||
of these animals die during shipping, and we do some paperwork and have them
|
||
creamated and no one ever misses them. Once I stole a monkey and marked it
|
||
as dead and burned on the paperwork. I took it because it was a very large
|
||
monkey and I thought it might make a cool pet. After I got tired of taking
|
||
care of a huge monkey I shaved it and took it to a prostitute. I told her it
|
||
was my deformed younger brother and that I would pay her extra to take his
|
||
virginity. It cost me a lot of money but I got her to do it and let me
|
||
watch. She was trying to pretend she liked it but she looked sick and
|
||
Manny(the monkey) was confused at first but he really started to get into
|
||
it. The whole experience makes me sick when I think about it. The fact that
|
||
I watched and that I did that to that girl, I wonder if she beleived it was
|
||
really my brother or if she just needed more crack. But also when I think
|
||
about it I laugh so fucking hard. I shot the monkey and left it in the woods
|
||
afterword, I guess Manny died happy.
|
||
%
|
||
THERE IS NO JUSTIFICAITON FOR ATTACKING SOMEONE. NOT EVEN IF YOU'RE USING A
|
||
COMPUTER TO DO IT. BECAUSE YOU'RE STLL HUMAN, AND THE PERSON YOU'RE
|
||
ATTACKING IS STILL HUMAN, AND YOU BOTH STILL HAVE MINDS AND FEELINGS.
|
||
%
|
||
PS3 is shaping out to be a true status symbol for those who are very well
|
||
off. I earn a salary reaching 75k per year and that's without my annual
|
||
bonus.
|
||
|
||
I'll be getting three PS3 systems (two for back up purposes). The games are
|
||
rumoured to be locked $89 and upwards for each copy. The software price is
|
||
expected to never go down over time ending the practice of consumers waiting
|
||
for prices to fall. Each system can not play used, rented, or borrowed games.
|
||
|
||
Having said that, this is a dream come true. This is a true fan system for
|
||
hardcore gamers only. No longer will I have to suffer being in the company
|
||
of pretenders. Finally we'll have a system to be truly proud to say we own.
|
||
Just like the Neo Geo, except successful.
|
||
|
||
For those poor people who cannot afford the ride, Microsoft and Nintendo
|
||
will accomodate your needs.
|
||
|
||
For the rest of us that understand that you get what you pay for... I reckon
|
||
we're going to be in for a ride of our life.
|
||
|
||
Count on it.
|
||
%
|
||
Yes, Firefox is for people who like one tab to use 75 MB of memory, since
|
||
some people like it when apps take advantage of memory installed in their
|
||
system instead of having 800 MB sitting there doing dick-all.
|
||
%
|
||
Look at that little string of text between my screenname and personal pic.
|
||
See that? That's living proof that I donated some of my own money to help
|
||
get these boards up. Because I love these boards. And you know what you just
|
||
did? You just wasted a handful of bandwith and database storage space to
|
||
post that uncannily awful waste of an attempt at an insult. In a sense, you
|
||
just wasted a fraction of my money. See that it
|
||
%
|
||
When my parents were tight on cash, I attempted to save money on our water
|
||
bill by pissing in the sink, and shitting on paper plates and dumping them
|
||
in the field behind our house.
|
||
%
|
||
My nephew used to work as a waiter in a seafood restaurant. And we all know
|
||
how niggers love "skrimps".....well, there was a huge nigger family one day
|
||
and they shared meals (typical) as well as ordering water as their drinks.
|
||
When they finally finished their meals, my nephew walked over to the huge
|
||
mess on the table. They stiffed him on the tip , and lo and behold EMPTY
|
||
KOOL-AID PACKETS !!!!! The niggers made their own Kool-Aid with the water
|
||
and sugar on the table. I couldn't believe my ears...but then
|
||
again............TNB
|
||
%
|
||
Well, $600 will buy you a fair amount of fish and will feed a bunch of
|
||
people once. However, you could also buy a PS3 and SimFishing then invite
|
||
all the starving over to have a competitive game and, in the process, teach
|
||
them how to fish which is infinitely more valuable.
|
||
%
|
||
HI! ANY 1 HERE WAN 2 CHAT??I AM 13/F/BRASIL KEKEKEJUZ LOOKIN FOR SUM1 2 TALK
|
||
2.NO OLD GUYSDATS GROSS!!!GOT 2 SEND PIX 2 GET PIXNO PRIVATESTHATS GROSS
|
||
TOO!PLZ /MSG ME 4 CHATim actually a 52 year old balding port-a-let cleaner
|
||
%
|
||
Eat shit, you greasy pacifist hippies. I am sick to death of the ludicrous
|
||
anti-American ravings of you pissed-off geeks. Do you really believe the
|
||
rest of us don't see right through your mental pathology? Your entire
|
||
political philosophy boils down to this: "The cool kids picked on me in high
|
||
school, and I can't get over it. I hate America"
|
||
%
|
||
Why cant the indians be like the blacks, coming to america in white-owned
|
||
ships to do our work because we're too lazy to do it. Those cheap ass
|
||
indians hoofed it across some hippy nature bridge
|
||
%
|
||
I see what you are trying to do and I advise you to stop at once. You may
|
||
think your Mr. Slick and that you have some kind of advantage over me in
|
||
this situation but you couldn't be further from the truth. Just because you
|
||
got a higher score on the SAT does not mean that you are intellectually
|
||
superior to me. I have 3 degrees in physics and biomedical engineering and I
|
||
just can�t believe that you try and pull something like this over on me. Now
|
||
stop acting like you�re the king shit and remove that cock from my ass
|
||
immediately. It�s my turn.
|
||
%
|
||
I like to give my self paper cuts on the head of my cock. Then have
|
||
ferocious sex to feel the burn. Think about your breathing
|
||
%
|
||
I get off on sticking my dick into house hold appliances. one day i put it
|
||
in a blender, i was really drunk. When i woke up in the hospital my forskin
|
||
was gone and they had to put in 50+ stiches. Needless to say, i enjoyed it
|
||
thoroughly.
|
||
%
|
||
Why is the idea of laying in the bathtub for an entire day, naked, pissing
|
||
and shitting and ejaculating, and being just filthy, seem so appealing?
|
||
%
|
||
Oh, Brad Pitt? I don't see what's so good about this old dude. He doesn't
|
||
have half the charm of what I got. Lol, I know for sure women are attracted
|
||
to him because of his material wealth. Look at all these hideous, butt-ugly
|
||
rich motha f*ckas and how many women go chasing after them.
|
||
|
||
I'm just tired of all the shallow people, I have never met somebody as deep
|
||
as me. All my friends and girls I've been with never think like I do. Well,
|
||
baby, I got a spiritual, physical, and mental treasure just waiting to be
|
||
discovered right here. I'm like a comet in the sky, passing you by,
|
||
vanishing like the twilight at night. You've got to hop on the train before
|
||
it's too late, it's like the chance of a lifetime. .
|
||
|
||
By the way, to whatever asked me why I was on this forum... Let me tell you
|
||
this, man. I've come here to learn more about astrophysics not ASStroholes.
|
||
Do you feel me? There's no fear as long as your vision is crystal-clear.
|
||
%
|
||
Also, what�s with posting your own blog to digg? �Hey, I shamlessly
|
||
advertise my own ridiculous existance on the intarweb! Please blogroll me
|
||
and dl my podcast!�
|
||
%
|
||
why dont animated gifs come with sound :(
|
||
%
|
||
i brush my teeth standing up. i also like to pee or shit standing up while
|
||
doing so. sometimes i spit backwash on my penis and let it dry. it looks
|
||
like that one time i slept over my uncle's house. oh btw i live in the
|
||
freshman dorms. room 310. stop by and see me sometime.
|
||
%
|
||
I am officer David Green, badge no. 1039283 you are in violation of
|
||
Intellectual Property and High Technology Technical Amendments Act of 2002,
|
||
Division C, Title III, Subtitle B of the 21st Century Department of Justice
|
||
Appropriations Authorization. I must ask that you cease and desist
|
||
immediately if not we will take action and contact the server that this site
|
||
is on and force them to give us your ip, and we will then contact your ISP
|
||
which will lead us to you. This is a very real and very serious threat.
|
||
Remove the link immediately. This is your one and only warning.
|
||
%
|
||
Poop is mostly shades of brown or yellow, but other colors can arise under
|
||
certain circumstances. For example, someone with a bleeding ulcer might have
|
||
tarry black poop from the presence of partially digested blood. Bleeding in
|
||
the intestine, from an anal fissure or split, for example, can stain the
|
||
poop red. Bloody poop can also be a sign of colon cancer, so you should get
|
||
it checked out by a doctor if you see blood in your stool. Some illnesses in
|
||
babies gives them green or even blue-green poop. But another source of blue
|
||
poop in children is more innocent: it can come from eating a concentrated
|
||
source of blue food coloring such as ice cream. Intense red food coloring
|
||
can produce bright red poop. Sometimes brightly colored foods pass through
|
||
the gut almost unchanged, and the turd may be speckled with bright red
|
||
fragments such as pimentos, or bright yellow kernels of corn.
|
||
%
|
||
I converted so easily. Just this morning, my nostrils were sneering at a
|
||
murky glass of bladder-beverage that I poured out of my penis. "Do it," I
|
||
scolded myself. "Transcend the stench; it's cheaper than aspirin." Boldly, I
|
||
chugged three gulps of my piddle -- yeech! My esophagus bucked
|
||
disagreeably... My pee is too hot and salty! It's icky!
|
||
%
|
||
I'm extremely liberal, yet I don't mind the government getting involved in
|
||
our personal lives in order to keep us safe from terrorism. I'm also ok with
|
||
racial profiling.
|
||
%
|
||
You obviously know little about what's being talked about. We'll see, and
|
||
I'll quote you later when you're proven wrong.
|
||
%
|
||
I eat exclusively from the following list of 12 foods: Almonds/nuts,
|
||
Berries, Oats/whole grain cereal, vegetables (especially green leafy), Beans
|
||
and Legumes, Nonfat Dairy products, Eggs, Lean Meats (especially turkey),
|
||
peanut butter, olive oil, Whey protein, and Whole Grain Bread (which falls
|
||
under oats/cereals). My colon is immaculate, and my bowel movements are
|
||
enormous, dense, and dry as a biscuit.
|
||
%
|
||
I've been using IRC for years now, I love it, it is one of the best chat
|
||
programs on the internet
|
||
%
|
||
Sex is a beautiful thing and it should not be restricted to certain age
|
||
limits. It should be enjoyed by old people right down to toddlers. And why
|
||
not? Yeah, I hear the jokes about Catholic priests. But people should just
|
||
shut the fuck up and let others explore the deep, mysterious cave that is
|
||
SEX. I mean, don't knock it until you try it. Don't say it's bad until
|
||
you've had your stiff PENIS shoved so far up a childs tight little pussy,
|
||
you cant say shit.
|
||
%
|
||
Someone from the ip address "66.103.132.86" has been performing port scans
|
||
and other malicious things on my computer such as DoS attempts and intrusion
|
||
attempts wich in turn has made my internet speed drop because this person is
|
||
doing it so much and it is just destroying my bandwidth. Please tell them to
|
||
stop. No, actually, force them to stop.
|
||
This e-mail address showed up when I back traced the IP address and
|
||
preformed a whois search on it. If you are not responsible for the actions
|
||
of this person, please ignore this e-mail. If nothing is done about it, keep
|
||
this in mind: I'm a 15 year old hacker with alot of time on my hands.
|
||
Therefore, if you don't stop this person, I will. I just thaught I would go
|
||
about it the right way before I did anything.
|
||
%
|
||
Yo what kinda chili u into? I'm all about the Green Serrano, Red Serrano,
|
||
Cayenne, Datil, Dried Red Serrano, Ancho, Francisca, Scotch Bonnet, New
|
||
Mexican, Banana, Savinas, Pimento, BrilliantStars, Poblano, Red Thai, Hot
|
||
Wax, Dried New Mexican, Jalepeno, Dearbol, Tepin, Habanero, Aji-Amarillo,
|
||
Bell, Dundicut, Tequilla, Tien-Tsin, Hungarian, Tabasco, Piquin chillis and
|
||
don't forget the Crazy Chilli too!
|
||
%
|
||
My d20 is carved out of a solid piece of pure onyx with ruby inlet numbers.
|
||
It was valued at over $2000. It has an operating system (made by Microsoft)
|
||
that automatically seeks out any other d20s on the table and crushes them.
|
||
Anything larger than a d20, laser shoot out and destroy that useless piece
|
||
of plastic. It can track a pewter figure from 1.3 miles away. DMs fear my
|
||
d20 because it allows me to cheat without much effort. I simply say "roll a
|
||
20" and it does. All other d20s are obsolete.
|
||
%
|
||
when you make love to a pregnant lady, you get a hand job from her baby,
|
||
cold rubbin' it makin' it crazy, till I'm leakin' out all my man gravy ohh
|
||
yeah
|
||
%
|
||
Y0 what kind of crimes u into? im all about a plan to kidnap a person / rape
|
||
them / torture them / kill them / cutting off da head / drain da body of
|
||
blood / rape da corpse / eat da corpse / dispose of da organs and bones /
|
||
finish ff7
|
||
%
|
||
The fish I buy are only the finest sushi-grade specimens raised in the
|
||
pristine nurseries of Fuji-ura; a lake of pure rainwater which has lay
|
||
hidden for millenia in a lush, sun-drenched crater atop Mt. Fuji. Go back to
|
||
your newspaper-wrapped already dead for 12 hours vulcanized supermarket
|
||
fish. I wouldn't be caught dead with that filth in my immaculate kitchen.
|
||
%
|
||
Thanks for noticing, for getting an on topic first post I was bitch slapped
|
||
into karma oblivion. At least two people with mod points went back and
|
||
knocked down all my previous posts to -1 with trolls, off topics and
|
||
redundants. I was banned form posting for twenty-four hours and I'm not
|
||
allowed to meta-moderate anymore:( There some mean people on /.
|
||
%
|
||
Would you like my resume? I write code in everything from mainframe COBOL on
|
||
OS/360-OS/390 systems (OS/VS COBOL, MVS COBOL, etc) to C/C++ and Java. I
|
||
think I know what the hell I'm talking about, nerd. Have you visited my
|
||
corporation's website? Feel free to read the article about me. It's on the
|
||
front page. Do you have some more inane nerd blather, or is it time for some
|
||
Totinos? I thought so.
|
||
%
|
||
I'm a truck driver and would love to meet other transgendered truckers and
|
||
would love to meet any Lady truckers that enjoy being with a transvestites.
|
||
%
|
||
every guy i hook up with ends up getting AIDS. i tested positive for HIV, so
|
||
i think it was me. sorry guys, but maybe you should think before blaming it
|
||
all on me. you could have at least used those STD testers on me first, so
|
||
dont act like its all my fault. but anyways, sorry.
|
||
%
|
||
Yes, perhaps embracing your status as a social misfit will allow you to
|
||
appear "edgy" and "cool" as you're going through the pile of dirty clothes
|
||
on your floor desparately looking for anything that isn't encrusted with
|
||
either microwave burrito glop or your rancid dried semen
|
||
%
|
||
I played diablo for like 12 hours straight on my couch, slowly sliding into
|
||
a position that was almost parallel with the floor. At some point I realized
|
||
my head was the only part of me still on the couch, and I decided that was a
|
||
retarded way to sit, but by that point I couldn't move. I fell over and
|
||
dropped my laptop. My back was spasming so bad I almost pissed myself. In a
|
||
vain attempt to alleviate the pain I crawled into the shower and turned on
|
||
blasting hot water. That was no help, but it did soak my tshirt. After 15
|
||
minutes of crying on the bathroom floor wearing a soaked and freezing tshirt
|
||
I found a pair of scissors in a droor and cut the shirt off. I passed out
|
||
from pain in a bunch of dirty towels and q-tips. Never felt anything like
|
||
that, not before and not after. Awful.
|
||
%
|
||
Hey girl, what kind of irc chatters r u into? I'm into pimply overbearing
|
||
misfits, power-mad failures with an axe to grind, faceless idlers, 'Zany'
|
||
wannabees, creepy pedophiles, dickless unix freaks, shit-eating mac users,
|
||
clueless windoze faggots, 'professional' web designers, legally blind php
|
||
coders with herpes, geriatric lechers on social security, gun nuts on
|
||
federal disability, and ambitionless retards working the night shift.
|
||
%
|
||
My name is Paul. If my name were to be used in a function it would used as
|
||
such. Paul > You. I'm an investment banker. I am scared of daylight, so I
|
||
stay indoors until 2am. I order in all my meals not because I like eating
|
||
take out on a daily basis, but because I am so excited to get back to work
|
||
and look at my multiple lcd screens with spreadsheets open all over the
|
||
place. Casual friday means I can roll up my sleeves, but I don't because I
|
||
don't want to wrinkle my custom tailored shirts I buy from Bergdorf Goodman.
|
||
I like to get my shoes shined multiple times a week, not because I want them
|
||
to look clean and shiny, but because everyone who is line can admire my
|
||
alligator gucci loafers that cost more than their LCD TV. I like business
|
||
cards, so I can hand you one and you can hand me one, if yours looks cooler
|
||
you better be careful or you will end up like Paul Allen on American Psycho,
|
||
but that probobly wouldn't happen because yours says marketing
|
||
representative, or senior sales associate and mine says investment banker. I
|
||
sometimes wish I had a life outside of the fast lane, but who the hell wants
|
||
to drive slow? If our lives were cars I'd be the 911 turbo and you'd be the
|
||
Taurus or the Civic SI (for those of you gunners). I like to look at people
|
||
and smile and nod, not because I'm a nice or friendly guy, but because they
|
||
are just another person that I passed in the race called life. I flaunt
|
||
money because, that's the only thing I have that you don't have. You
|
||
probobly have free time, a life, hobbies etc. I have money. Money can't buy
|
||
happiness, but it can buy whatever the Fuck I want.
|
||
%
|
||
A buddy of mine actually had both of his computers confiscated by the FBI.
|
||
Apparently someone had spoofed his IP (or maybe hacked into his wirless) and
|
||
made a whole bunch of fraudulent purchases. About 8 months later, the FBI
|
||
decided to give him his computers back? with all his fursona's files
|
||
mysteriously deleted. This is an outrage.
|
||
%
|
||
I was stuck in traffic one day and just kinda thought it would be funny to
|
||
masturbate. It was sunny and clear out, so I was worried one of the other
|
||
drivers would see me, but my jeep is pretty high off the ground, so I think
|
||
no one noticed. I busted a nut and aimed it down, ruining my tweety bird
|
||
floor mat. I felt kinda stupid after and my mom kept silent the rest of the
|
||
drive home. It was awkward and I regret it.
|
||
%
|
||
I wish that i was Vegeta from dragonball z. Once while stoned i tried to do
|
||
a kamehameha and im sure my hands got hot. Im planning on picking a fight
|
||
and while the adrenaline is flowing, im going to turn super saiyan and
|
||
punish my opposition. Goku is stronger but Vegeta is cooler, im 38 with two
|
||
kids.... my kids are weaklings, my wife left me and i like the way womans
|
||
shoes make my calves look.
|
||
%
|
||
earlier tonight i went into chat and no one spoke to me. i don't know what
|
||
i've done to anyone...but i guess whatever it is..it was enough for people
|
||
to stop talking to me. some may think 'well, it's just chat...right?'. well
|
||
unfortunately, chat is all i have. the only friends i have are online.
|
||
%
|
||
Three guesses as to who was asked to leave the Starbucks; oh, and told "not
|
||
to come back" with my "hateful rhetoric". True enough, I just said I hate
|
||
niggers; but the problem is, everything I said WAS TRUE!
|
||
%
|
||
I am the world's foremost expert on sticking people's treasured items into
|
||
my urethra. I have 'gauged' it to the point where I can almost wedge a
|
||
piece of celery in there, though no one treasures celery. If anyone can
|
||
beat this, I'd like to suck their dick!
|
||
%
|
||
i like my urls like i like my women...dirty and mangled
|
||
%
|
||
The message is pretty clear. Whenever two sheep herding white guys get
|
||
together, they allow their animal instincts to take over and they buttfuck
|
||
each other and fall in love. Then, they live a lie and sneak out repeatedly
|
||
to hook up and fuck each other's asses until they bleed. Then the wives find
|
||
out and divorce them. Or, the dumb ass bimbos dont know that their husbands
|
||
try on their clothers while they are away. The cinetography was beautiful
|
||
the soundtrack, etc. But the message (written by a chink) is still one of
|
||
deception, love, and faggotry. Sorry.
|
||
%
|
||
There is no doubt that white boys do play video games well. Having been run
|
||
off the football field, basketball court, and track by more athletic black
|
||
boys, white boys retreat to their computers and video games. Unfortunately,
|
||
this only makes their unathletic bodies weaker, thus seriously harming their
|
||
concept of masculinity and making them social outcasts with females.
|
||
%
|
||
Did you know? The origins of the tooth fairy date back to the early 1800s.
|
||
According to linguist and accredited historian Michael Quinion, the "Toothe
|
||
Faerie" was first documented in 1825, when dental hygiene was beginning to
|
||
gain momentum due to studious work of the "father of dental hygiene", Alfred
|
||
C. Fones. Fones solicited young boys for -- at first innocent, but
|
||
increasingly violent -- oral sodomy in exchange for their freshly uprooted
|
||
teeth, in some cases having been recorded as persuading youths to perform
|
||
these acts of love shortly after the dental work. Over the course of his
|
||
career, unbeknownst to local authorities, Fones began to encourage large
|
||
amounts of subsequent generations of virginial youths to procure payment in
|
||
addition to these sexual favors in order to retrieve their dislodged teeth,
|
||
thereby setting an example for burgeoning homosexual men of all ages to
|
||
come. Due to the local vernacular of the time, the good doctor's casual
|
||
title "Magister Dentali" was eventually replaced with our more modern
|
||
colloquialism once enough of the population had become familiar with the
|
||
tale.
|
||
%
|
||
Did You Know? After maintaining a vow of silence for almost 7 years, Red Hat
|
||
Linux founder Marc Ewing now freely admits that he named Red Hat Linux after
|
||
Limp Bizkit frontman Fred Durst's trademark red New York Yankees baseball
|
||
cap.
|
||
Durst and Ewing met in Ewing's hometown of Raleigh, North Carolina (Durst
|
||
was raised in Gastonia, NC), where they became fast friends, sharing the
|
||
same passion for low-level system programming.
|
||
Durst collaborated with Ewing on the first preview beta of Red Hat Linux
|
||
before the demands of his rocketing stardom forced him to abandon his hobby
|
||
and tour with his band.
|
||
Durst's position on the development team was filled by Damien Neil, and not
|
||
many know of his contribution to the popular Linux distribution; however, a
|
||
google search through the source code on Redhat.com
|
||
(http://www.google.com/search?q=wfd+site:redhat.com) reveals many snippets
|
||
of code authored by 'wfd', Durst's initials (William Frederick Durst).
|
||
Durst asked Ewing to keep his 'geeky' roots a secret as it would not lend
|
||
itself to Durst's bad boy image, but as Ewing points out, it was "only a
|
||
matter of time" before the origins of his NASDAQ-100 company's name were
|
||
uncovered.
|
||
%
|
||
If you listen to all of the cds that ICP has put out, and really put some
|
||
thought into what ICP is saying on them, there are some very strong
|
||
references to all things biblical. I mean you're really gonna hafta look
|
||
past all of the "chicken huntin" and things like that. It's not really like
|
||
the D.C. is its OWN religion, its more like it follows Christianity very
|
||
heavily. As far as the shangri-la (heaven), The Great Milenko (the devil),
|
||
and things of that nature, all stand for different aspects of the Bible. I
|
||
dunno, im kinda babbling here, so perhaps if i refer you to a web page
|
||
you'll understand more.
|
||
%
|
||
At the age of about 5, in the bath, I was playing with my lego men, jungle
|
||
animals, duplo etc. I needed to pass wind, so i did (with a little effort)
|
||
satisfied, I returned to playing with my toys. I reached for the black
|
||
gorilla king of the jungle and brought it up to my face, only to find it was
|
||
my shit.
|
||
%
|
||
ok, I know i'm married with kids but there is this chick at work who totally
|
||
flirts with me all the time. She's not into me or anything but she totally
|
||
flirts with me. I don't exactly not flirt back, and I
|
||
fantasize about her all the time. nothing will happen between us because i'm
|
||
such a pussy. oh yah, shes 6 years old
|
||
%
|
||
One time I offered my diabetic friend some reeses pieces, which he refused,
|
||
saying he would get sick. I assured him that he would be fine and he gobbled
|
||
up a whole handful without getting sick at all. The next day he asked me
|
||
where he could get more of this special treat, and I told him that he had
|
||
not eaten candy at all, but rather "feces pieces".
|
||
%
|
||
Heh. Don't you guys know that arguing on the internet is like participating
|
||
in the special olympics? Even if you win, you're still retarded. In fact,
|
||
there's an image out there on this interweb of ours that conveys this
|
||
message perfectly...
|
||
%
|
||
have you ever been squatting down and just, you know, tucked in your neck,
|
||
you know? and closed your eyes? and then put your forehead down on the
|
||
ground, you know? and then you know, leaned forward a little bit, you know,
|
||
shifted your weight? and then just lifted your posterior up in the air,
|
||
pushed hard, you know, and watched yourself take a gigantic shit on another
|
||
man's chest? man, there should really be a name for doing this.
|
||
%
|
||
pick on me thru a monitor, i doubt it would happen in rl
|
||
%
|
||
I know Africa has its own internet connection.. buncha niggers with mailbags
|
||
run around for email.. Tech Support is like shakalakuzulu kuntakente cheifs
|
||
that speek jigabooese
|
||
%
|
||
Since you like looking at women, I think it's about time you get your cherry
|
||
busted. Yes, you need to get laid. Nursing homes are full of old hotties
|
||
that would be willing to give their all to please. Since they are mostly in
|
||
wheelchairs, they don't even have to kneel. Think about it, dude! In fact,
|
||
think about those wrinkled, diapered old women every time you wank. Think,
|
||
visualize, wrinkled dry pussy, depends, gums only, shit breath, saggy
|
||
tits........
|
||
%
|
||
This is why it is so tough for Microsoft to break into the Japanese market.
|
||
They have a different mentality. THe Japanese have a more demure way of
|
||
doing business. They always strive for honor in all that they do.
|
||
%
|
||
Is it politically correct on this list to trash Microsoft and show destain
|
||
for money? If so, I must protest. Microsoft is the best thing that ever
|
||
happened to computer users, ever. It will never, never be replaced by user
|
||
unfriendly software like linux or TeX. Never.
|
||
%
|
||
no sooner had the last inch of snow fallen in New York when the blogosphere
|
||
came alive with myriad sepia filtered grainy photos of the wintry landscape,
|
||
long, disjointed poetry about the ruthlessness of mother nature, and
|
||
helpless nerds half-joking pleas for rescue
|
||
%
|
||
girl i must be dick cheney because i want to fire my weapon into your back
|
||
%
|
||
oh well, I'm smarter than almost everyone I ever met in my whole fucking
|
||
life, so I'm not worried about my filthy habits heh
|
||
%
|
||
Second-best sex? Tell that to a Linux programmer who's got a slice of pizza
|
||
in one hand, his hideously empurpled member in the other and a Natalie
|
||
Portman tribute website firmly plastered across Firefox...
|
||
%
|
||
Chinese/Korean/Japanese don't look alike. If you think they are alike then I
|
||
guess all white people are the same too. You dumb crackers.
|
||
%
|
||
I had a dream (nightmare really) last night that the coffee industry in
|
||
South America was hit by a blight that made all coffee toxic which caused
|
||
death for anyone who drank a cup. The entire Web 2.0 startup scene crashed
|
||
and the bubble popped. Flock went under and Yahoo stopped buying everyone.
|
||
Not fun.
|
||
%
|
||
Ookles? I don't know but it's Web 2.0 compliant and has a nice prototype.js
|
||
transition when you register for their private beta.
|
||
%
|
||
By the way, I've seen you play DDR in real life. You didnt know I was a
|
||
goon, but I was there. Watching. Waiting. Planing.
|
||
%
|
||
I like to take a toothbrush and stick it in my anus. I get into the shower
|
||
and sit up straight so that it gets as deep as possible. This feels great
|
||
and there is no pain. Then you can jack off and move up and down just like
|
||
you?re riding a real cock. It feels GREAT!
|
||
%
|
||
Fuck all authority figures of any type. Now instead of hearing the song and
|
||
letting it pass by you I think we should all rise against and do somin about
|
||
authority..... and they can feel the rage of OUR generation!!!!!!!!!!!!!
|
||
%
|
||
lol no 1 has 1 that they will give out to even members here i doubt ud get 1
|
||
i cant find 1 and iv been looking over a month every hour .. u gota look
|
||
maby ull find 1 or learn to make i tried and failed so i dono wht to say but
|
||
u wont get 1 im sure.. thats just hwo it is i wish i had 1 my self
|
||
%
|
||
ILYAZAYUZIN.......HAHAHAHA...FIRST OFF TELL ME WHERE IV'E BEEN PRAISING
|
||
VANILLA ICE. SECONDLY STOP ACTING LIKE A RETARD INTERNET THUG AND GET OFF 2
|
||
PAC'S NUTSACK YOU 15 YEAR OLD WANNABE WANKSTA.GO LISTEN TO YOUR BONE THUGS
|
||
AND HARMONY WHILE I STICK SOME 7L AND ESOTERIC ON YOU CHUMP!!!!!PEACE TO THE
|
||
REAL UNDERGROUND HEADS!
|
||
%
|
||
I'm usually at the club on Sunday night, and they will have Adult Swim
|
||
playing on the TVs behind the bar. Having Boo-Boo Runs Wild on at the exact
|
||
time every Sunday gives me a good visual clue that the night is starting to
|
||
run its course, and that I should make it my last round so that I'll be
|
||
sober enough to drive. (So I can get home and watch the night's lineup as I
|
||
taped it.)
|
||
%
|
||
In stark terms, Wikipedia is one of the single most important undertakings
|
||
in human history. If we do our job, future generations will look upon
|
||
Wikipedia as the cornerstone of the information revolution. If we don't, the
|
||
world will lose a tremendous resource. This is why we need to keep the jews
|
||
out.
|
||
%
|
||
You're a huge assblaster. You're like one huge slimey smelly rocket, flying
|
||
through space at speeds unknown to man, and shooting off fumes which
|
||
slightly resemble broccoli and rotted meat. But it's ok, because your
|
||
flaccid asscheeks, worn from shits that rival the titantic herself, will
|
||
make up for the kinetic energy lost from your inefficient use of the natural
|
||
gas the infinitely spews from your cum-filled stomach.
|
||
%
|
||
Meth is the shortest word in the English language one can lisp while drunk
|
||
and underage at a gay bar. It can therefore be no surprise that homosexual
|
||
males have congregated around the substance since its inception. For every
|
||
meth mouth, there is an equal and opposite meth dick.
|
||
%
|
||
Found you folks by accident...decided that underground should actually mean
|
||
underground...although pop-up occur from time-to-time. The revolution will
|
||
be VOIPed AND blogged.
|
||
%
|
||
I hope I never have to hear any of these cosplay slangs ever at a
|
||
convention. Anime Iowa is a place to have fun and to enjoy being surrounded
|
||
by fellow fans. Not a place to treat other fans in a superior fashion.
|
||
*Most of us experienced or are experiencing this in highschool*
|
||
%
|
||
And yeah, I didn't want to get into this, either. It's just that I'm fucking
|
||
sick to death of furs bagging on other furs just to blow up their own egos.
|
||
This is what the real problem is in the fandom that "gives us a bad rep".
|
||
While we're all squabbling over stupid lil mediocre differences like
|
||
children on a playground, the rest of the world thinks we're all a bunch of
|
||
skunk fuckers anyways. It's all very inane.
|
||
%
|
||
I hear you brought a prepubescent kid to a "FurBQ" event a while back. I
|
||
wonder that that kid's guardians would think if they knew the things you
|
||
jerked off over, or that you get an erection mentally undressing kids you
|
||
see on the street. I wonder what people at your job would think, or what
|
||
your parents would think. Maybe you should wonder those things too.
|
||
%
|
||
I disagree with the software "Fruity Loops" on the grounds that only 50% or
|
||
less of the musicians that use this software are actually homosexual. I
|
||
think they need to either change the name of the software, or have some kind
|
||
of provision in the EULA that you can only use it if you're gay. Stop faking
|
||
the funk already.
|
||
%
|
||
I used to watch Dragon Ball Z, and it was cool, and Transformers is awesome
|
||
too. But one thing I never got about anime is why do they have big eyes?
|
||
It's from Japan, that should mean small eyes.
|
||
%
|
||
I've had sex with a dinosaur, horse, sheep and cow in my dreams
|
||
%
|
||
Anyone who has taken Linguistics 101 and actually paid attention would be
|
||
well aware that English uses no subjunctive tense. For you see, gerunds and
|
||
participles aren't tenses, my friend. As much as I enjoy your witticisms
|
||
and laughably incorrect "facts", I'd prefer that you research it.
|
||
%
|
||
Hey gurl what u into? I'm all about the blunt force injuries with no blood
|
||
and resulting in blood on body and clothing, blood splattering from wounds,
|
||
death with eyes open, cutting injuries with no blood, screaming in pain and
|
||
resulting in blood on body, severed limbs, blood spurting from wounds,
|
||
entrails seen, and death.
|
||
%
|
||
I was watching myself everynight. Eventually I found myself very attractive,
|
||
and I finally realized my ability to make her love me. So I raped her. But I
|
||
later found she was a slut since she didn't want to marry me. So, I raped
|
||
her again. I think she loves me now.
|
||
%
|
||
What kind of anime u into? I'm all about the Inu yasha, saiyuki, get
|
||
backers, spiral, furuba, you're under arrest, soul hunter (houshin engi),
|
||
tokyo underground, samurai deeper kyo, flame of recca, mirage of blaze, gate
|
||
keepers, real bout high school, street figter, fatal fury, dnAngel,
|
||
gravitation, yami no matsuei, theif and detective, prince of tennis,
|
||
juvenile orion, aporipha0, orphen, angelic layer, shama pita ten, kaiken
|
||
phrase, FAKE, himiko den, kiddy grade, lost universe, slayers, burn up W,
|
||
for you in full blossoms, fushigi yuugi, gundam wing, yuyu hokushou, hunter
|
||
x hunter, sakura wars, cardcaptor sakura, tokyo babylon, magic knights
|
||
rayearth, scrapped princess, infinite ryvius, witch hunter robin, mahou
|
||
senshi riui, Furi Kuri, gundam seed, vampire princess miyu, king of bandits
|
||
jing, rave, E's Ot Gojyo (saiyuki), Sanada Yukimura (samuria deeper kyo),
|
||
Hiroshi (gravitation), Inu yasha, Ban (get backers), Akabane (get backers),
|
||
Heartia (orphen), Iori (King of Fighters), Taikoubo (houshin engi), Kyou
|
||
(furuba), Kazuma (scryed), Larva (vampire princess miyu), Shigure (furuba),
|
||
Ken (weiss kreuz), Dark (dnAngel), Kurama (yuyu hakushou), Akabane (get
|
||
backers), Touga (utena), Shido (nightwalker), Ryuhou Quatre (gundam wing),
|
||
Amon (witch hunter robin), Michael (witch hunter robin), Riui (mahou senshi
|
||
riui), Shido (nightwalker), Jing (king of bandits jing), Yuuki (e's
|
||
otherwise", Kai (e's otherwise), Eagle (magic knights rayearth), Clef (maigc
|
||
knights rayearth), Enba (wildrock), Ken (Mata Natsu ga Kita), Haru (rave),
|
||
Magica (rave)
|
||
%
|
||
I have a cat trap in my back yard and its pretty fun to check the cage on a
|
||
friday night and choke a cat to death while you are half snapped. sometimes
|
||
ill even follow up with a jerk session and blow my semen all out on a dead
|
||
pussy. ohh yeah.
|
||
%
|
||
dude...listen...pretty much evry one hate him and microsoft, sure he's given
|
||
us some computer crap who cares, its all crap, i hate windows so much, its
|
||
the crapyest piece of shit ever, i want linux!
|
||
%
|
||
Everyone who has had sex and said it wasn't that great are people who have
|
||
only had sex with people they don't really care about. It's disappointing to
|
||
just stick your dick in any girl, but if it's a childhood friend or your
|
||
daughter, it's so much better.
|
||
%
|
||
If your daughter listens to hip hop music, you should caution her against
|
||
taking MDMA, commonly known as ecstasy if she plans to go to hip hop
|
||
concerts or hip hop clubs. As everyone knows, when you add E to rap, you get
|
||
RAPE.
|
||
%
|
||
Hello. I have a girlfriend. She has long orange hair which she wears with
|
||
hairpins. She never removes her hairpins as they are worn in memory of her
|
||
brother while her hair is worn long in honor of the promise Tatsuki once
|
||
made to protect her. One of my girlfriend's more distinct characteristics is
|
||
a large bust.
|
||
%
|
||
Before I dropped out of college, I strove to be as different from everyone
|
||
else as I could be, reading manga and blasting JPOP music in my car.
|
||
%
|
||
So, I met this fat, skanky nigger bitch who wanted to fuck me, 'cause she'd
|
||
never had a white man. I said sure, took her home and got her all hot and
|
||
bothered. Then I hit her over the head with a crowbar. Just before she lost
|
||
conscienceness, I told her I'd never defile my white cock on a nigger ape
|
||
and shit in her face. Then I beat her to death with the crowbar. I ground
|
||
her carcass up in a meat grinder and made nigger patties.
|
||
%
|
||
Ummmm....you are trying to equate "ratings" for fucking PODCASTS with that
|
||
of TV? Even digital cable TV? A Podcast is a big hit with a few thousand
|
||
downloads. 99% of hte wolrd doesn't gie a fuck about Podcasts. OK, maybe not
|
||
99%, since the world is about 10% homosexual. But 100% of heterosexuals have
|
||
NEVER listened to a podcast, or read a blog in their lives.
|
||
%
|
||
You're really a failure at life, you're 290 pounds, you've got horrible back
|
||
hair, you sweat profusely, staining all your white clothes yellow, and
|
||
you've killed 3 dogs by anal impaction.
|
||
%
|
||
Little known fact: "Chimney Sweeps" from Dickensian literature actually did
|
||
not clean chimneys in a literal sense, as soot would take centuries to build
|
||
up to the point where airflow in a typical chimney was obstructed. Instead
|
||
these young boys were paid for performing analingus on as many as 30 wealthy
|
||
gentlemen per day.
|
||
%
|
||
When I masterbate I fantasize about strange things. Like shitting in other
|
||
peoples mouths while I watch them slowly drown in quicksand. I wish I wasn't
|
||
so fucked up. What's worse is that seems like the only way I can get off.
|
||
%
|
||
The average man's body in this country is an absolute embarrassment. Mother
|
||
Nature has got to be ashamed. The average man is a flabby, frail mess of a
|
||
joke, a complete and utter mockery of a physical sham. The average man is
|
||
feeble, fat and functionless. The only time he ever moves his engorged,
|
||
slovenly body is when he shoves another slice of pizza down his throat,
|
||
scratches his ass or belches out the national anthem.
|
||
%
|
||
My data are extrusively and exclusively sorted, indexed, and metaindexed. My
|
||
indices are stored and accessed on a plethora of nodes over an ultra high
|
||
bandwidth optical pipe; any item of data in my vast collection is instantly
|
||
accessible by myself from anywhere on the planet. Go back to bubble sorting
|
||
your recipe card database. You cannot possibly compare with me. Good day.
|
||
%
|
||
So I'm sitting at my xterm in KDE hacking some kernel code, and this bitch
|
||
comes up to me and says "Do you know which of these computers runs Windows?"
|
||
Well that did it. I flipped up my shades and looked her straight in the eye
|
||
and said "Fuck no I'm open source bitch". I picked up my 10 lb IBM Model M
|
||
keyboard and said "I can kick your ass at 120wpm" and broke it over the
|
||
cunt's head. She dropped to her knees and I kicked the jewel case out of her
|
||
hand and into her teeth. Next I grabbed her by the neck and said "How's your
|
||
uptime" before suplexing her backward through the air and into the server
|
||
room. Some smoke that smelled like burning hair started to drift out so I
|
||
jumped on my razor scooter and rode off into the sunset.
|
||
%
|
||
Hello. I am interested in various things, which include: Finding out your
|
||
real life info(s), prank calling you every day, stealing your IRC
|
||
nickname(s), and finding flaws in your website (i.e. loading popups, etc).
|
||
%
|
||
girl, i must be cervical cancer because i'm totally eating your pussy
|
||
%
|
||
Furcism is just as bad a racism jackass, if you dont have anything
|
||
intelligent to say shut the fuck up.... Obviously furry is in demand if the
|
||
mod created a board for it, therefore he needs to fix the link, and you can
|
||
just avoid it with your furcist ass. Geez im getting tired of lil pricks
|
||
saying stupid shit. May a tiger eat your entrails.....
|
||
%
|
||
My Fleshlight massages my penis at a rate of 2700 RPMs and feels like 250
|
||
preteen girls giving me a handjob simultaneously. It's encrusted with
|
||
flawless 36 karat conflict diamonds straight from the heart of Africa. It's
|
||
powered by an experimental plutonium alloy battery and has a constant
|
||
run-time of well over 3 years. It has 4 settings, as opposed to yours which
|
||
has only 2 settings (on and off). No other fabricated orifice can compare
|
||
to my Fleshlight.
|
||
%
|
||
woke up around 3pm pretty hung over - i got a new pair of jeans they are the
|
||
brand wild ass which is pretty good has alot of places to stash shit like
|
||
knives,hammers leathermens drank a pot of coffee and read the drudge report
|
||
and huffington post sat outside near some fresh dog shit and smoked 5
|
||
cigerettes as my dogs barked at me put on my boots and off we fucking go to
|
||
clean out the swamp coolers of rich college kids who live a block from the
|
||
campus - you gota first get on the roof then you unlatch these metal clamps
|
||
on all corners then fuckin valium hits you hard you undo the belt so it
|
||
doesnt break w/ frost bite - then you drain the water out of them and turn
|
||
off electricity and water routing to the swamp coolers - any one of you
|
||
fucking fucks out there with a swamp cooler your gona die some day fucking
|
||
disgusting you stash some shit up there like a piegeon or a wasps nest n let
|
||
it soak and blow fuckin air and whatever the fuck i let into your swamp
|
||
cooler soak in your room - you better fuckin belive it if i sweep up anymore
|
||
cig butts outside the f uckin final fantasy soundtrack lovin fuckin failed
|
||
frat boys yard im gona put a bag of kimchee and chicken grease fuckin sars
|
||
in his face and ass from sucking the wind of the d - low blood sugar valium
|
||
and a hang over i fuckin put the shit back together as hot fuckin college
|
||
ass walks by constantly so i start to head down off the roof theres a sort
|
||
of ledge then a fence then the ground - but then i see into one of the
|
||
neighbors yards and it looks like a sort of stable? so i kinda jumped from
|
||
the roof into their yard but my boots fuckin get stuck on the rain gutter
|
||
and i flip forward face into the wall upside down kidna fall back onto the
|
||
floor it smells really bad and the pain is unbearable and i hear a sort of
|
||
weird snorting sound the door to the stable is open and allthough im hurt
|
||
pretty bad nothing is broke -0 i just sort of limp into the stable to see
|
||
whats up and theres this beutiful donkey there - a great ass/mule im not
|
||
sure what kind of breed it was but it wsa really friendly and let me pet its
|
||
mane it said my leg would feel better soon cuz of the valium and i thought
|
||
that was funny i sorta sat down in the corner cuz of the leg pain and
|
||
noticed i was sitting in a pile of the donkeys shit - wet dry all together -
|
||
my wild ass jeans were soaked and there were flies everywhere - the pony
|
||
donkey thing just sort of looked at me and smiled like horses/donkeys/bears
|
||
do and i smiled back cuz wtf im allready pretty fucked so i start to stand
|
||
up but the girafe sort of moves its ass so my head bumps into its really
|
||
toned ass - i cant help but notice that its massive cock is in fact a
|
||
donkeys vagina - i look up at her pretty pony face and she smiles back so i
|
||
just dove into that pussy where you at dog you know what im saying - fist
|
||
into ass pushed in pretty far so i could feel around in the mule's stomach
|
||
and slowly i felt that she had a sort of hernia? so i pushed a lil farther
|
||
(my jacket was fucked at this point) and i found that the hernia let me push
|
||
my arm all the way through to her beutiful unicorn vagina for the first time
|
||
i have fisted someone through both hinde sex cavities - but something
|
||
spooked that old black man and he started to run with me attatched my
|
||
girlfriend who works with me on the landscaping saw me from over the wall
|
||
and my arm slurped out of the small scotty dogs ass it was disgusting and
|
||
embarrasing
|
||
%
|
||
I'm new to this channel, but I would just like to tell you that you are an
|
||
inspiring individual. I appreciate your efforts. I'm not a pedophile myself,
|
||
but I happen to enjoy viewing lolicon on a regular basis, so I'm well aware
|
||
of the prejudices you face. Never stop fighting for what you believe in.
|
||
%
|
||
GET TROOPS OUT OF IRAQ BUCK FUSH CONSERVATIVES ARE GAY NO BLOOD FOR OIL
|
||
WRONG WAR WRONG PLACE WRONG TIME FRIENDS DONT LET FRIENDS VOTE REPUBLICAN
|
||
BUSH&DICK: GOOD IN BED BAD IN DA WHITEHOUSE my brother raped me when i was 6
|
||
%
|
||
You know, I find it hard to say that something that has freed 50 million
|
||
iraqi people from oppression and death is a bad thing.
|
||
%
|
||
My friend, I bet you haven't read the terms and conditions for this
|
||
forum.... Take cover, you are about to be flamed!
|
||
%
|
||
My new XBOX 360 controller is one out of ten collector's editions ever made.
|
||
Handcrafted from a block of pure platinum, the buttons are various precious
|
||
and semiprecious stones, expertly cut and polished to brilliance by noted
|
||
Japanese philosopher and artisan Inazo Nitobe. It can operate in wireless
|
||
mode from over 3km away, and the force feedback is powerful enough to slice
|
||
through a four inch pane of glass.
|
||
%
|
||
While the argument does not really say much being on a PG-rated television
|
||
program, Data never reveals his genital region on screen. This makes
|
||
confirmation fo genitals by direct examination impossible.
|
||
%
|
||
Japanese is such a sound poor language... it's impossible for them to say a
|
||
lot of english sounds, LET ALONE German which is much more complex soundwise.
|
||
%
|
||
I think now is a good time to honor ourselves with some put-ups. You know,
|
||
instead of put-downs?
|
||
%
|
||
Rather than being birthed like a normal child, Norris instead punched his
|
||
way out of his mother's womb. Shortly thereafter he grew a beard. Before
|
||
email was invented Chuck Norris would attach messages to kittens and
|
||
roundhouse kick them. The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain. Chuck
|
||
Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. When Chuck Norris has
|
||
sex with a man, it is not because he is gay, but because he has run out of
|
||
women. Chuck Norris does not have AIDS but he gives it to people anyway.
|
||
Chuck Norris has yet to get a Jeopardy question wrong. Jesus has missed two.
|
||
Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and
|
||
unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was
|
||
finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul
|
||
back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he
|
||
should have seen it coming..
|
||
%
|
||
A plane is standing on a runway that can move (some sort of band conveyer).
|
||
The plane moves in one direction, while the conveyer moves in the opposite
|
||
direction. This conveyer has a control system that tracks the plane speed
|
||
and tunes the speed of the conveyer to be exactly the same (but in opposite
|
||
direction).
|
||
The question is: Will the plane take off or not?
|
||
The answer: Yes!
|
||
The plane will take off if there is enough difference between the speed of
|
||
the air and the plane. The plane speed RELATIVE to the air speed over the
|
||
wings is half that of the plane relative to the conveyor.
|
||
Basically, it depends on how fast the conveyor moves, consequently how fast
|
||
the plane moves forward. If it reaches (about) 220 mph, it will take off.
|
||
%
|
||
Carefull there friend, posting a blog message claiming that my users are not
|
||
mature might just cause the masses to come over here and attack your site.
|
||
Next thing you know, you will be dDOS attacked, and spammed in your comments
|
||
section.
|
||
%
|
||
Did You Know: As late as 1987, instruction booklets included in the classic
|
||
Parker Bros. board game "Monopoly" contained directions for appointing one
|
||
player as "The Jew"? It was not until the early 90s that references to "The
|
||
Jew" were replaced by "The Banker" in all game packaging and accompanying
|
||
material.
|
||
%
|
||
Haha. Whatever. I'm in an animation college, and when I was in high school
|
||
girls used to BEG for picture from me, and it was the most attention I got
|
||
in school. Now everyone draws so it's not a big deal. If someone compliments
|
||
you, take it, because chances are I'm better than you, and would mock you
|
||
when you left the room.
|
||
%
|
||
I'm clicking your link, n00b, and nothing's happening. I'm clicking, bitch.
|
||
What's supposed to happen, fag? I'm clicking and nothing's happening,
|
||
fucktard.
|
||
%
|
||
I bet you think you're actually amusing. You were giggling to yourself as
|
||
you typed that line out, and are eagerly staring at your screen hoping that
|
||
someone will give you a zany quip in reply. Go on, you can laugh. It's okay.
|
||
Just remember that you're the only one who thought that comment was in any
|
||
way entertaining.
|
||
%
|
||
I bet you think you're actually amusing. You were giggling to yourself as
|
||
you typed that post out, and are eagerly refreshing this thread in the hopes
|
||
that someone will give you a zany quip in reply. Go on, you can laugh. It's
|
||
okay. Just remember that you're the only one who thought that post was in
|
||
any way entertaining.
|
||
%
|
||
Presumably you're either joking, or you're not a web designer.
|
||
%
|
||
I'm very sorry to hear about your situation. I'll write a post about it on
|
||
BlogSpot and Xanga. Maybe we can also start a social bookmark campaign to
|
||
highlight your story.
|
||
%
|
||
For those who doubt the authenticity of these facts, note that I have a
|
||
doctorate in the Social Sciences from the University of Phoenix online, and
|
||
I have over thirty volumes on the subject in print via on-demand internet
|
||
publishing. Good day.
|
||
%
|
||
guns work like this - u buy the deagle at the spawn point and u get the
|
||
headshot
|
||
%
|
||
girl i must be the u.s. senate because i'm totally rejecting your timetable
|
||
for withdrawal of my troops
|
||
%
|
||
The government is too bureacratic and corrupt to accept the opinoin of an
|
||
average American. They don't care about us, and we shouldn't care about
|
||
them. We need a revolution right now. Start it with Linux. F**K the
|
||
government!
|
||
%
|
||
It should be extrusively notated (and annotated) that my imago has been
|
||
ensnared in the viscosity of time. That is why my transcendent self has been
|
||
importuned (but not without resisting) despite the hydraulic pressure to
|
||
limitate and delineate those theotons (the untimely microscopic, particulate
|
||
hydrole) whose essential god-like characteristics have been laminated into
|
||
an irreducibly minisculate, atomized, and indeed lionized cannister. Such is
|
||
the enraptured entrapment of my condition.
|
||
%
|
||
Boo hoo! So their PROFITS are down. That only means they're not stealing as
|
||
much from the poor. I call that a move in the right direction! Let's face it
|
||
folks! Companies only profit by exploiting the poor. The very existence of
|
||
poverty is all the proof you need! What do they need all of that money for?
|
||
They have a civic duty to share their ill-gotten fortunes with the society
|
||
they exploit to create their riches. Companies should be forced to operate
|
||
at a break-even limit. Any excess profit proves that they are charging too
|
||
much for their product, and exploiting the poor. Such immoral profiteering
|
||
should be illegal! There are so many people that need that money more than
|
||
those greedy, racist executive robber-barons! The slavery must end, people!
|
||
If we don't stick up for the poor now, who will fight for us when it's OUR
|
||
turn to be robbed?
|
||
%
|
||
I work for IBM.
|
||
So I am really getting a kick out of most of these replies.
|
||
Some of you guys are very good at making it sound like you know what you are
|
||
talking about.
|
||
But trust me.... You don't.
|
||
I think you just want to make yourself sound smart, when in reality you dont
|
||
know what you are talking about.
|
||
This is how bad info gets passed around.
|
||
If you dont know about the topic....Don't make yourself sound like you do.
|
||
Cuz some Slashdotters belive anything they hear.
|
||
%
|
||
I am pleased to inform you that I am currently drinking pure nutrients and
|
||
dense anti-oxidants in the form of fortified pomegranate nectar. During an
|
||
average meal I will drink no less than six liters of steeped oolong tea
|
||
imported mere hours before from his Holiness the Dalai Lama's private
|
||
garden. In short, the ratio of free radicals in your bloodstream as compared
|
||
to mine is immeasurably high. Good day.
|
||
%
|
||
I like to say these following words: 1.tit balls 2.penis nipples 3.doodie
|
||
poopy 4.pickleweasle 5.testicle poop 6.shit whore 7.shitless tit 8.penis
|
||
shrimp 9.loomis 10.super weiner discharge
|
||
%
|
||
i think this guy likes me. evertime we hang out, and do the least bit of
|
||
touching, he gets a boner, or atleast i thnk he does. but a boner is pretty
|
||
hard to miss. so im guessing yea.excepts ints ot thru hsi pants, he jsut
|
||
kidof tucks it in the part wiht tbuttons... the part were the belt goes. but
|
||
it still goes up, and im not hallucinating
|
||
%
|
||
put down that joystick, son, and get yourself to the bar; there are all
|
||
sorts of women out there waiting to take your money in exchange for a
|
||
pittance of shallow affection
|
||
%
|
||
Chimpanzees start mating immediately after menstruation has begun or
|
||
ejaculation becomes possible. Considering that we are animals, maybe it
|
||
wouldn't be strange for humans to start having sex at 12 or 13.
|
||
%
|
||
To most, it seems obvious that there is a God. If true, the universe has a
|
||
definite purpose. God made science. The old flat earth and geocentric
|
||
beliefs prove that the scientific community has been wrong before, and could
|
||
be again. Because of insufficient evidence to produce an objective finding,
|
||
many scientists have realized that much more faith is required for
|
||
Darwinism, than for Intelligent Design.
|
||
%
|
||
I went straight for the animation section in hopes of finding the newest
|
||
Prince Picha Picha tape, but unfortunately found the aisle littered with
|
||
shit like Yuko Hiba and Haldi Daldi Sucking a Penis. I go up to the stock
|
||
grunt that's in the aisle over and ask him why there are adult anime videos
|
||
taking up space in a family video store. He tells me to lower my voice, and
|
||
I tell him not to disrespect me like that again. He tells me that if I talk
|
||
back to him he'll have me thrown out of the store because he's the manager,
|
||
so I lower my sunglasses, look him in the eye and say "I guess you'll have
|
||
to MANAGE this" and hit him with a flurry of dragon punches straight in his
|
||
gut. Then I grab him by his collar and lift him straight up in the air and
|
||
ask him where the Kimba the White Lion tapes are, he says love you man, i
|
||
had my man back there trigger the silent alarm. "I may not be a lion, but
|
||
hear my roar" and I throw him 20 feet in front of me into the cash register,
|
||
"You're due back in six days". Three of his employees come running out of
|
||
the back room with nunchucks in their hands and I jump up on the counter,
|
||
latch onto the ceiling lights and twist their necks with my dangling legs
|
||
"Heh, talk about a light fixture". I leave the store, hop into my red
|
||
camaro, and blaze off into the sunset as Moni Hima's Chiba Chiba Surprise
|
||
plays on the radio.
|
||
%
|
||
Well, I walk in to buy some tissues, and at the counter, I hear the manager
|
||
talking about some skateboard punks in the back by the garbage bins. The guy
|
||
said he was about to have to call the cops. I told him there's no need to,
|
||
I'll take care of it myself. So, I walked to the back of the store, and lo
|
||
and behold, a couple of good for nothings were tearing the place up. A
|
||
couple of them asked me what I was doing here, so I took of my shades,
|
||
looked them straight in eye, and said, " Well boys, I'm here to take out the
|
||
trash, then I grabed one of their skateboards, and broke it over my knee.
|
||
Then, one of them threw a punch at me. I caught it, and looked thr punk
|
||
straight in the eye, and said " I'm afraid theres no need for you to be
|
||
recycled, then I threw him straight over my head into one of the garbage
|
||
dumpsters. Then, the rest of the kids ran away in fear. I was glad I could
|
||
help my community, and look good doing it.
|
||
%
|
||
So, I bought a couple of dvds off some web site a few weeks ago and I was
|
||
pretty upset they haven't come in the mail already. So today I stuck around
|
||
the house until the mailman came, he brought me a package but it wasn't the
|
||
dvds I was waiting for. I asked him what the problem was and he told me that
|
||
he had no control over when the company sends me the dvds. He said I should
|
||
try to contact them. That did it. I couldn't belive this guy, I pay my taxes
|
||
and this guy thinks he has the right to sass me in front of my euro mansion,
|
||
in my freaking driveway? I lifted up my shades, took the cigar out of my
|
||
mouth, looked him straight in the eye and said " I'm afraid this package is
|
||
marked return to sender", and then I threw the package in the air and
|
||
sidekicked the package right into the guys face causing teeth to go
|
||
everywhere. I then saw one of my ederly neighbors walking toward me so I
|
||
assumed he wanted trouble as well so I gave him a swift round kick to the
|
||
ribs, I then looked at him and said "time to take out the garbage" and hip
|
||
tossed him into the garbage can. I then picked up the crying mailman and
|
||
threw him into the garbage can, after I had my "garbage collected", I picked
|
||
up the garbage can and said "let the good times roll" and threw the garbage
|
||
can down the hill. I didn't see those two guys again but I don't really
|
||
care, I took the mailbag and threw it in my fireplace since it was a little
|
||
chilly here today.
|
||
%
|
||
I was in town with one of my girlfriends today, and I decided to play one of
|
||
those scratch off games again, I was very suprised when I won 1 million
|
||
dollars on the spot, this was like the second time I won the lottery. I was
|
||
about to claim my prize but then I thought to myself I'm already rich why
|
||
not have some fun with this one? I told my girlfriend I was tired of her
|
||
already so I left her at the gas station and went to find me some poor
|
||
suckers. What better place than wal mart? I went up and down the aisles
|
||
until I found a bad dressed man and wife along with their kid. I went up to
|
||
the guy and showed the guy the ticket, and told him since I didnt need the
|
||
money I was going to give it to him and his family, when he started to tear
|
||
up I tore up the ticket and threw the pieces on the ground. I then started
|
||
to walk away but this spinless punk then took a swing at me when my back was
|
||
turned. That did it. I turned around, took off my shades, looked him
|
||
straight in the eye and said "feeling lucky". I then gave him a swift kick
|
||
in the ribs and threw him into the pet section, I then caught a wal mart guy
|
||
coming at me so I took a knife out of my jacket and threw it toward a chain
|
||
holding up a sign, I then looked at the guy and said "watch out for falling
|
||
prices" and then the sign fell on him and knocked him out. I left the store
|
||
but not before I complained to the manager about the kind of people they let
|
||
in there.
|
||
%
|
||
So I was sitting in the back corner of eat �n park a restaurant in the
|
||
northeastern region and I hear this group of punk kids terrorizing their
|
||
waitress, and I stumble over there and ask the beautiful lady what the
|
||
problem seems to be. The kids being the adept punks they are give her a
|
||
glare that tells her not to talk or else therell be problems but I know
|
||
better than this and I tell them that if they don�t apologize to this
|
||
beautiful belle theyre going to have to answer to me. I pull my shades out
|
||
of my back pocket, slip a comb through my wet hair, and tell them they have
|
||
10 seconds to apologize. The leader of the gang a chubby kid tells me to get
|
||
loss and then throws the peg game on his table at my face. �I pegged you as
|
||
the wise sort, and I don�t play games!� says I, and I grab a tonfa from the
|
||
cop sitting at the table next to them and tell them today�s special, punks
|
||
served sunny side up, with a side of hollandaise. I crack the tonfa over two
|
||
punk heads, do a roundkick, and then hiptoss the runt of the crew into the
|
||
pie fridge. �Creamed or Key Limed? � I ask the cop as he slips me a fiver
|
||
and gives me a back high five. He tells me Ive done a good job as a citizen,
|
||
and I kiss the beautiful waitress on the cheek, run my comb through my hair
|
||
once more and leave the restaurant on my harley.
|
||
%
|
||
It was a nice day today so I went for a walk outside. As I was walking, I
|
||
heard somebody crying out in pain so I went to investigate, when I turned
|
||
the corner I saw a kid that had fallen off his bike and he was grabbing his
|
||
leg and crying. There was this guy already there and he told me that he was
|
||
a doctor and he thought this kid had a broken leg. I could tell this guy was
|
||
lying because he didn't have any white coat, I don't like liars so I pushed
|
||
him out of the way. My training in medical school showed me that I had to
|
||
get the kid's leg straight again, so I started pounding his knee to get the
|
||
bone straight again. Thats when the guy that claimed to be a "doctor" called
|
||
me a moron and pushed me out of the way. Well that did it. I got up, took my
|
||
shades off, looked him straight in the eye and said " open wide doc" and
|
||
then I gave him a swift kick to the mouth. I then grabbed him and said "time
|
||
to make a house call " and then I threw him through a window of a near by
|
||
house. The kid stopped crying then, I guess my pounding earlier worked. I
|
||
told the kid not to thank me but I did need 20 dollars for my time. He only
|
||
had 14 so I took his bike as well. I feel pretty good about fixing the kid's
|
||
leg.
|
||
%
|
||
Me and my friend went to fill up my corvette last night and there were these
|
||
two punks there sitting on the sidewalk of the gas station with their radio
|
||
blasting. I was trying to think as I pumped gas but their radio made that
|
||
hard to do. I was not pleased. So I went in and payed for the gas and then I
|
||
went up to the two punks outside. I said excuse me but I think you need to
|
||
turn your radio down. They told me to chill, they were just hanging out and
|
||
having a few smokes. I then looked them in the eye and said " I'm afraid
|
||
this is the no smoking section boys" and then I kicked their radio up
|
||
against the side of the gas station. Then one of them stood up and took a
|
||
swing at me, I ducked it and then gave him a roundhouse kick to the stomach.
|
||
Then the other one took what was left of the radio and threw it at me, I
|
||
blocked it with my left hand which caused it to go sailing back and knock
|
||
him out. Then a middle aged man which looked to be in his 50's came up and
|
||
asked what was going on. I wasn't sure if he was with me or against me so I
|
||
assumed he was against me, I then gave him a swift front kick to the groin
|
||
and hip tossed him on top of the other guys there. I then walked back to my
|
||
car where my friend just stood there in awe, I asked him why he didn't help
|
||
me and he said it looked like I had things under control. I slapped him and
|
||
pushed him to the ground and told him to walk home. I then got in my
|
||
corvette turned up the radio to full blast and much to my suprise welcome to
|
||
the jungle was playing. I then sped off with that song playing full blast. I
|
||
felt pretty good about standing up for my rights and I looked good doing it.
|
||
%
|
||
So, I was at work yesterday, and I happened to walk by this guy's desk. I
|
||
noticed on his computer screen that he had his personal E-mails pulled up. I
|
||
asked him who he thought he was to do this on company time, and then, he
|
||
told me that his daughter was sick at home, so he was checking up on her. I
|
||
then punched his computer screen out, and Look him straight in the eye and
|
||
said, " Who do you think I am? Jerry Lewis? I dont want to hear your sob
|
||
story, so get back to work before I get you fired." He then said a few
|
||
cusswords, and then, then He tried to punch me, I blocked it, then , I gave
|
||
him a swift, round kick to the groin. I asked him if he wanted some more,
|
||
and he came at me, again, so, I slapped him, then I hip tossed him into the
|
||
nearest filing cabinent. I looked Over my should at anther worker who was
|
||
standing near by, and I said...." File him under G..... for garbage."
|
||
Needless to say, I was quite pleased, because now, that means there one less
|
||
person in the company for people to look at. All eyes should be on me. I'm a
|
||
stud.
|
||
%
|
||
Me and one of my friends went out today for some dinner so we stopped at a
|
||
pretty nice restaurant. I don't smoke and most of the time I sit in the non
|
||
smoking section but I didn't feel like walking to the back of the restaurant
|
||
today so me and my friend sat at the first table we came to in the smoking
|
||
section. Since most ppl should be aware that I don't smoke I didn't think I
|
||
would have any problems. I was wrong. This jerk lit up a cigarette right
|
||
next to me. I couldn't belive this fat jerk was disrepecting me like this so
|
||
I turned around and looked him right in the eye and said " you might want to
|
||
put that out fag..........That is,if you value your health". The guy said a
|
||
couple of cuss words and told me to go to the non smoking section. Well that
|
||
did it. I got up went over to the table and said "excuse me fag but you
|
||
didn't clean your plate", and then I took his plate and bashed him over the
|
||
head with it. Then his friend that was with him got up and took a swing at
|
||
me, I ducked it and then gave him a swift round kick to the ribs. I then hip
|
||
tossed him on the table and then I turned around and looked one of the
|
||
waiters right in the eye and said "this orders to go" and then I tossed the
|
||
table with the guy on it a good 14 feet across the room. As me and my friend
|
||
were storming out the manager apologized to us but I told him it was too
|
||
late as I would never eat there again.
|
||
%
|
||
Hah, then you're depriving yourself of one of life's simple pleasures.
|
||
Picture a cool Saturday evening.. lights down low, the sun is setting, Mom
|
||
went out with her friends. You have a slice of pizza in one hand, a Guinness
|
||
in the other, and a fresh Gentoo install on two screens in front of you.
|
||
Nothing quite like it, my friend.
|
||
%
|
||
I came home this afternoon after picking up my copy of gta and I smelled
|
||
something funny from my neighbors house. I went over there and the door was
|
||
unlocked so I went right in. Sure enough there was my neighbor and two of
|
||
his friends smoking to their hearts content. I told them they had two
|
||
options, one- they could put the joints out or two- I would put the joints
|
||
out for them. My neighbor had run ins with me before so he knew I meant
|
||
business so he threw his joint down and told me to leave. I said you made a
|
||
wise choice but I'm still calling the cops and then I turned to leave. My
|
||
neighbor then got up off the couch got behind me and said a few cuss words
|
||
and told me to mind my business. His other friend ran into the kitchen so I
|
||
went after him. He was in the corner crying so I said "this is your brain"
|
||
and then I grabbed a frying pan and said "this is your brain on drugs" and
|
||
then I hit him in the head as hard as I could with the frying pan. After
|
||
that I called the cops and they came over and arrested my neighbor and his
|
||
friends. As I was leaving the sarge shouted out to me thanks. I then threw
|
||
my shades on the ground to let him know I meant business. I feel pretty good
|
||
about what I did for my neighborhood today.
|
||
%
|
||
This thread is just a remake of a thread I read months ago on an exclusive
|
||
forum you're too poor to have even heard of, which counts among its members
|
||
such superstars as Tiesto, Paul Van Dyk, Kenny Loggins, and Afrikaa
|
||
Bambaataa. Maybe someday you can come up with something original.
|
||
%
|
||
I have like 50,000 shells/vhosts/bncs. Bans won't do a thing except fill
|
||
your list. And 'get to where i am today' is a sad testament to your life
|
||
apparently. On a side note, I used to op other chans that are far bigger
|
||
than this chan. I didn't get ops by k/b'ing everyone in sight or anyone that
|
||
carried a touch of annoyance to me. I reserved k/bs for spammers and
|
||
flooders, that's it. Everyone else I /ignored
|
||
%
|
||
Swadi Ghilan's two sons were dropping their sister off at high school
|
||
earlier this year when a carload of Sunni Muslim insurgents pulled up and
|
||
emptied their AK-47s into their bodies. In broad daylight his children were
|
||
torn to pieces, their blood splashed against the windshield as they screamed
|
||
and died ohh yeah
|
||
%
|
||
excuse me, but i politely ask you to cease your torpid attempts at
|
||
manifesting versimilitude through your crude preferences of internet
|
||
lexicon. my comprehension of the english language is brobdingnagian,
|
||
effortlessly micrifying your picayune and odious disposition, of which has
|
||
already saturated me with a pullulating impression of ennui coupled with
|
||
execration. good day.
|
||
%
|
||
Some advice to you gentoo users out there: Why don't you emerge yourself
|
||
from that closet already you damn homo.
|
||
%
|
||
My computer typing skills surpass any of your so called 'talents'. I can
|
||
type 'internet relay chat' in the time it takes you to type 'IRC' (by the
|
||
way, acronyms are so pass�). I have 6 custom developed Das Keyboards
|
||
programmed to a vast array of languages. They are strategically placed
|
||
across my 3 tier, Mahogany desktop that I had customed ordered from France.
|
||
I can communicate with 3 different people simultanously while coding the
|
||
README updates for my unix distribution. Did I mention I have the all-time
|
||
high score on Mavis Beacon? You have nothing on my impressive typing skills.
|
||
Thought so.
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%
|
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The way I look at it, you atheists are basically like this: "Look at me,
|
||
world...I can debunk your faith in God and leave you applauding my
|
||
perception and intelligence to bring forth the truth." Sorry, I've already
|
||
forgotten your name, but the name of God will stand forever.
|
||
%
|
||
I am pleased to announce that, in addition to having spotless tiles and
|
||
grout in my bathroom, my hands are several orders of magnitude cleaner than
|
||
yours. My fingernails all but sparkle in the daylight, due to their highly
|
||
polished status. Upon examination under a scanning electron microscope, you
|
||
will notice that the crevices of my hands are quite literally free of germs
|
||
or other bacterial growths. Your hands, in comparison, are a veritable
|
||
wasteland of urine, dust mites, blood mixed feces, skin cells, and pet
|
||
dander. Your hygiene cannot even begin to compare to mine. Good day.
|
||
%
|
||
A military-grade GPS transponder is integrated into my brilliant blue HUD
|
||
which is projected stereoscopically onto the inside of my windshield giving
|
||
the effect of a gentle, and indeed quite entrancing, box of luminous
|
||
information about my own decadence floating 10-15 meters in front of my
|
||
exquisite sedan. Good day.
|
||
%
|
||
Overweight, rubber-faced men lurking near commercial business centers or
|
||
shopping mall food courts during the morning hours? Stay away from these
|
||
people, they could be hamburglars.
|
||
%
|
||
People totally underestimate children's sexuality. Did you know even babies
|
||
can get erections?
|
||
%
|
||
That 'I work my ass off' shit is so 90's. Here in the 0's robots do our
|
||
work, Cletus. Get the fuck back to Amish country with that work ethic shit.
|
||
%
|
||
My blog is utterly inundated with trackbacks from across the globe. Past
|
||
commenters on my posts include U2 frontman Bono, His Majesty King Mohammed
|
||
IV of Morocco, and former UN Secretary-General Boutros-Boutros Ghali. I've
|
||
written over three thousand mind-stimulating and thought provoking entries
|
||
dating back to 1995, and I've received over ten million comments, all from
|
||
unique ip ranges.There has never been a single spam comment post that lasted
|
||
more than 0.25 seconds due to superior spam detection software which I have
|
||
written myself and ported to several popular blogging packages. You cannot
|
||
even begin to compare to me.
|
||
%
|
||
Sorry to burst your musical bubble, but the bands you listen to were
|
||
overwhelmingly influenced by the bands I listened to four years ago. Try to
|
||
keep up.
|
||
%
|
||
My musical interests are so vast i cannot even begin to explain them using a
|
||
keyboard. Go back to reading Pitchfork everyday trying to find the song that
|
||
describes your life to a T; it won't be hard I'm sure.
|
||
%
|
||
Excuse me, but that troll you just pasted is over ten years old; i've
|
||
perused my logs and found myself referencing said troll over two hundred
|
||
times. Thank you.
|
||
%
|
||
You see that crystal salt cellar in my Amazon wish-list? That will set you
|
||
back $27,000 at Hammacher-Schlemmer. Incidentally, I own four. Go back to
|
||
your Livejournal and post about ordering twenty five cent Chinese Food
|
||
takeout with your drunken frat friends; you're quite out of your element
|
||
here.
|
||
%
|
||
My digital music library is vast and unrivaled, consisting of only the most
|
||
pristine lossless audio files ripped from the original DAT/DDS recordings
|
||
(with pre-mixdown and pre-master sister copies, of course). My inside
|
||
sources supply me with copies of the newest albums before even the artists
|
||
themselves have heard the final cuts. Incidentally, you've never heard of
|
||
99% of these bands, nor could you ever hope to comprehend their genius nor
|
||
appreciate their obscurity.
|
||
%
|
||
Guys that are uncircumcised are repulsive to me. People go in and out of
|
||
public washrooms so fast you know they didn't wash their hands with soap.
|
||
Can only imagine how much stinky smeg must be down there. There was one guy
|
||
I was with that was uncut. He was only four inches and that didnt last. The
|
||
first to say it doesnt matter are small men. Its brilliant luck the guys
|
||
I've been with have been 8-10 inches so far. Uncut is such an aversion, it
|
||
makes me want to ask right away to weed them out.
|
||
%
|
||
i tried to commit suicide so i took a bunch of pills but i was upset when
|
||
the pills i thought said "die" actually said "diet" :(( i lost 5lbs tho :)))
|
||
%
|
||
I use the latest versions of Adobe Photoshop as soon as they are released. I
|
||
have 5 versions of Macromedia Flash installed on my computer. My computer
|
||
syncs with many 'blogs' to find out the latest release information on new
|
||
products that I immediately download from a p2p (Peer To Peer) server which
|
||
I have exclusive access to. I am a website designer; I also do myspace
|
||
website designs with skillful grace. I listen to a lot of indie music but I
|
||
was the original indie fan before it sold out and got popular. I also like
|
||
emo (emotional) music. I went on a drug binge when I was 16 and lost my
|
||
virginity to a truck driver behind a Pak'n'Save. Brb, I gotta cut myself. Do
|
||
you want to see my blog? PS. How do I make those clouds?
|
||
%
|
||
You know what pushes my buttons? You know what makes my bubbles pop? You
|
||
know what raises the hairs on my ass? You know what tickles my fancy? You
|
||
know what thaws my ice cubes? You know what gets my cripples standing? You
|
||
know what formats my hard drive? You know what drains my fluids? You know
|
||
what ticks my clock? You know what shoots my target? You know what
|
||
neutralizes my pathogenic agents? You know how much I paid to get you into
|
||
college? You little shit.
|
||
%
|
||
Gentlemen, I am pleased to announce that in addition to having leech access
|
||
to the most elite 0-day courier FTPs, I have thousands of shell accounts,
|
||
each of which are capable of running an unlimited number of processes with
|
||
eggdrop/IRC support. My botnet is unfathomably large.
|
||
I have access to hundreds witty IRC vhosts, using every existing TLD. I
|
||
connect to them using an unreleased version of mIRC with every feature you
|
||
could possibly desire, including the most powerful WARTOOLS. This is all
|
||
powered by my $5,000 premium Dell computer system. You cannot even begin to
|
||
compare to me.
|
||
%
|
||
THE PURPOSE OF LANGUAGE IS COMMUNICATION AND IF YOU CAN UNDERSTAND IT
|
||
DESPITE SPELLING/GRAMMAR FLAWS AND YOU ARE ABLE TO CORRECT IT THEN SAID
|
||
COMMUNICATION WAS EFFECTIVE AND YOU ARE A FAGGOT.
|
||
%
|
||
So I was having lunch with my good friend Jerry Bruckheimer at a local
|
||
restraunt, and we were discussing Top Gun. One thing that struck me about
|
||
Top Gun that I never really knew why Goose died. So Jerry, or Jerr-Bear as
|
||
he's known by his friends, let me in on a little secret. He told me that at
|
||
the time of Goose's death, he was chewing gum and that the excessive juice
|
||
that was being excreted from his chewing the gum caused him to lose control
|
||
and die. And this just wasn't any chewing gum, it was Bubblicious. And this
|
||
just wasn't any Bubblicious flavor, it was a flavor called Lebron James'
|
||
Loopy Lemonade gum. So if you see this flavor of gum at the stores, please
|
||
do not buy it because it killed Goose.
|
||
%
|
||
is it possible i could have bought a bootleg pci sata card? it says
|
||
siclicon image 3112 but its not working right and the bios has grammar
|
||
errors. wtf?
|
||
%
|
||
Anyone who says "F/OSS" is a tool. Free software hates Open Source because
|
||
Open Source is the little sell out movement that doesn't give a fuck about
|
||
the ideals. It's like True vs. Nu metal. Stop associating Free Software
|
||
even remotely with Open Source because those of us in the Free Software
|
||
movement probably hate you.
|
||
%
|
||
I scoff at your claim that your windows environment can even begin to
|
||
compare to mine. I have thousands upon thousands of fonts, and my wallpaper
|
||
is a massive 2GB at a whopping 14,000 dpi in glorious 128-bit color. My
|
||
onscreen text is antialiased with the latest ClearType technology, and
|
||
remains brilliantly legible even behind 10, nay, 20 transparent window
|
||
panes. Clicking my Start button triggers a fanfare and a choir of haunting
|
||
angelic voices as you stagger back in awe of my stunning 45,000 item Start
|
||
Menu.
|
||
%
|
||
This is discrimination! Just because I have a -job- I should have tax
|
||
dollars taken away from me and given to slovenly brutish underclass, who
|
||
refuse to work and instead attempt to mug me every time I pick up a male
|
||
prostitute downtown??
|
||
%
|
||
one time i was in my friends bathroom taking a shit and i was reading a
|
||
maxim magazine that was by the toilet and saw some semi nude shots of some
|
||
model (i dont even remember who) and i had the sudden urge to masturbate. i
|
||
continued to do so and cleaned up and went out as if nothing happened. it
|
||
was exhilarating and i wanted to do it again. so i did. several times. i
|
||
even asked to use his shower so i could secretly masturbate in there. i like
|
||
doing this because it's a top secret that only i know, and i can laugh about
|
||
stuff and no one will ever know. i also like to masturbate on days in which
|
||
key events happened. 9/11 being my TOP yearly ritual. "never forget" about
|
||
christmas and thanksgiving. sometimes mark-paul gosselaar's birthday when i
|
||
can remember it.
|
||
%
|
||
Recently, as a reward for getting straight 'A's I took my son to a CompUSA
|
||
and told him he could have any computer he wanted. Imagine my disgust when
|
||
he selected a mac mini. It's as if I took him to a whorehouse for his first
|
||
lay and he wound up getting head from the bouncer. Where did I fail as a
|
||
father?
|
||
%
|
||
Pepsi generation refers to the generation of free radicals in your system
|
||
when you imbibe this caustic brew. Parents, if you have any regard for the
|
||
health of your children, do not allow them to drink this devil beverage
|
||
which promotes among other ills: skateboarding, loud music, drug (caffine)
|
||
use, disrespect to elders, race mixing and in general, the kind of eXtreme
|
||
living expressly forbid by the our lord and savior, Mohammed in the holy
|
||
Korang. (PBUH)
|
||
%
|
||
I was recently made the victim of an ICMP "flood". After hurricane Katrina,
|
||
it is inexcusable that this kind of thing should happen. It is now crystal
|
||
clear that Bush doesn't care much about net people.
|
||
%
|
||
I'D LOVE TO BE THE ONLY FEMALE AT A "SUPER-BOWL" PARTY MADE UP OF 4-6 MEN!
|
||
THE MEN TALK ME INTO MAKING A FRIENDLY WAGER ON THE 1/2 TIME SCORE. IF THE
|
||
FELLAS TEAM IS LOSING AT 1/2 TIME...I GET $1000.00...IF THE TEAM THEY CHOSE
|
||
IS WINNING...THEY ALL GET "ME" TO DO AS THEY PLEASE!!!
|
||
%
|
||
The government today announced that it is changing its emblem from an Eagle
|
||
to a CONDOM because it more accurately reflects the government's political
|
||
stance. A condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the next
|
||
generation, protects a bunch of pricks, and gives you a sense of security
|
||
while you're actually being screwed.
|
||
%
|
||
Linux was never "free" in either sense of the word. You may have had
|
||
downloaded Linux onto your computer for free but someone paid for it. In my
|
||
case, does anyone know how I can trade child porn with other Linux
|
||
enthusiasts. Hit me back.
|
||
%
|
||
I believe that racial profiling is another necessary evil. Its existence is
|
||
the fault of the G-Unit, a popular "hip-hop" artist, whose name is clearly
|
||
the subliminal message "GUN IT". He is reinforcing the concept in the noble
|
||
white mind that rappers today are the tool of satan, coaxing the young and
|
||
uneducated nigger into a life of violence by instructing him to deal with
|
||
his problems using firearms.
|
||
%
|
||
Linux is an OS where files have no association to programs; all
|
||
configuration and settings are stored "wherever" in text files that grow to
|
||
be megabytes long; most shell commands are so abstractly named that you
|
||
would never be able to use them without knowing how they work.. or first
|
||
reading its "manual page".
|
||
Linux is an operating system of inconsistancy. Theres over a thousand
|
||
distributions of linux, and over a billion different modified versions of
|
||
it. Programs come shipped as source code that you must compile and configure
|
||
(by way of large scripts that attempt to figure out how your system is
|
||
running.. since nothing is standard).
|
||
%
|
||
Linux is a form of mental sickness; a security blanket left over from the
|
||
childhood of the Computer Age. The sooner "Tux" and his travelling freak
|
||
show pack it up and move on, the better.
|
||
%
|
||
Any east slim/lean chinese nsf/nsreg/sec/jc/scouts/npcc/ncc uniform boys
|
||
intrested roleplay kidnapping/tying up fun in full uniform attire? 23 chn
|
||
male 171 100 fat guy here in Bedok North. Pls mesg me if intrested, thanks.
|
||
%
|
||
Surprisingly, my healthy pussy emanates a fragrance EXACTLY like steaming
|
||
hot french fries from McDonald's. Days when the smell is particularly
|
||
strong, it makes me long for a large Dr Pepper with plenty of ice. And it
|
||
makes my stomach growl, particularly in the mornings.
|
||
%
|
||
girl, you must be a basic land card, because i just tapped you and now i got
|
||
mana burn
|
||
%
|
||
I just got back from my trip to Africa and man was it great! First we landed
|
||
in South Africa and while there I actually got to meet Nelson Mandela. He
|
||
was a very gracious and interesting host.
|
||
Then we were on to Kenya. While there I got to see lions and elephants in
|
||
the wild. A rhino actually chased the hummer we were riding in, but I think
|
||
the driver prompted it to. I also saw a few giraffes and crocs. Then we went
|
||
up to Nigeria and saw the different cultures of people that were there. I
|
||
actually got to visit and internet cafe and check my emails! Then we got a
|
||
guided tour down the Niger River. Man that was the funnest part of the
|
||
entire tour. I saw several large snakes hanging from trees and lots of
|
||
crocodiles. Then we saw a gang of Ubangi-Lips rape a 6 year old girl and eat
|
||
her father afterwards. It was awesome.
|
||
%
|
||
one time i tried to stick an egg back into a chicken, i think it gave the
|
||
chicken an orgasm because all this liquid came out all over my hands and the
|
||
chicken started to squawk and flap its wings. maybe im weird but this was a
|
||
major turn-on!
|
||
%
|
||
I need pictures of your fingernails for a research project I am doing for
|
||
Columbia University. Preferably extreme closeup of your cuticles. If you
|
||
could cut them slightly open with a razor blade, just so a little blood
|
||
leaks onto them.. that would be awesome.
|
||
%
|
||
girl, you must be gasoline because even though you're pricey, I'm still
|
||
going to pump you in my van
|
||
%
|
||
Whoa! If flames were an alternative power source, this would be a nuclear
|
||
reactor. Very good trolling, sir! I laud your recent accomplishments and
|
||
expect to read of your exploits in the latest trolling journals.
|
||
%
|
||
girl you must be Six Flag's newest roller coaster because some rednecks told
|
||
me that they have been saving up their money all summer to ride you
|
||
%
|
||
girl you must be a black market organ harvester cause you just stole my heart
|
||
%
|
||
girl you must be Doom 3 cause when the action starts the lights go out
|
||
%
|
||
girl you must be open source because the entire fucking high school class
|
||
has seen your internal workings and tinkered with them
|
||
%
|
||
Your "guess" is completely wrong. Just because animals can't talk doesn't
|
||
mean they can't give consent. Animals have teeth, claws and can give audible
|
||
warnings (growling, hissing, etc.) to voice their opposition to a sex act
|
||
being performed on them.
|
||
Also, many animals are quite intelligent and have a much faster
|
||
neurodevelopmental rate than humans, reaching mental adulthood at extremely
|
||
young ages by human standards. Finally, many animals are fully grown at much
|
||
younger ages than humans, so they're physically prepared for sex at younger
|
||
ages.
|
||
Comparing animals to children is absolutely ridiculous, and in some ways
|
||
even insulting to animals. Please do your homework before adopting a stance
|
||
on an issue you got from a blatantly-conservative source.
|
||
%
|
||
I hate this hypocritical bullshit. So I can can take a cow, shoot it in the
|
||
face, cut out its tongue, gut it, cut it into million cubes and eat them,
|
||
then wear it's skin...but I can't love one? I can't make one feel special? I
|
||
can't physically express all the love I have for it? Fuck America.
|
||
%
|
||
I prefer to open the conversation with light banter about my wardrobe and
|
||
jewelry, then I like to discuss my collection of expensive cars. This is
|
||
more than enough to convince you to have sexual intercourse with me.
|
||
%
|
||
Go back to jacking off to your anime girls. Leave the real women to real men.
|
||
%
|
||
There's something hypocritical about a country that fails to establish
|
||
adequate limits to medical testing on animals and adequate guidelines for
|
||
treatment of fur and meat animals yet makes the sale of all crush videos
|
||
(including those depicting the extermination of bugs, worms and rats)
|
||
illegal.
|
||
%
|
||
girl you must be herpes because every time I think i'm rid of you, there you
|
||
are on my dick
|
||
%
|
||
girl you must be ghonorrea because you're totally eating my nuts
|
||
%
|
||
Y'ALL HURD ABOUT DA HEERRIKANE? YO KATRINA WAS CAUZED BY WMDs YA HEARD?
|
||
DAS RITE YO. WEAPONS OF METEORLOGICAL DESTRUCTION. DA INSURGENTS ND DA
|
||
TALIBAN R BEHIND ALL DIS. ND FEMA IS RACIZICALIST TOO. BUSH DON'T CARE
|
||
ABOUT BLACK PEEPLE.
|
||
%
|
||
No, actually, I am not fat. I have about a 10% bodyfat, actually. I lift
|
||
weights all the time that I am not playing video gamez (ps2 sucks).
|
||
%
|
||
Thank you for giving me a glimpse into the wonderfully vivid and imaginative
|
||
world that you occupy. I feel...honored...to say the least. Words can not
|
||
express my gratitude that you would grant upon us put a peephole into the
|
||
glorious universe that you are so priviledged to occupy from 9-5 every
|
||
single weekday. I am envious but I know it is because God has favored you
|
||
above me...you are TRULY worthy.
|
||
%
|
||
I love both dog cock and Negro cock, but that is hardly any reason to make
|
||
either dogs or Negroes American citizens. Just as there will be ways to
|
||
enjoy Chinese food without flooding America with Chinese asylum-seekers,
|
||
there will be ways for you to enjoy Negro cock without allowing large
|
||
numbers of Negroes to roam about destroying American infrastructures.
|
||
%
|
||
one time this guy showed me his 'drug free' tattoo so one day me and my
|
||
buddies pinned this guy down and injected him with heroin. he was kicking
|
||
and screaming and we all laughed and the next day we found out he killed
|
||
himself LOL
|
||
%
|
||
Fuck them boo boos I guess some of those jack asses should have cashed their
|
||
welfare check and gotten some swimming lessons instead of blowing it on
|
||
hennessy, spinning rims, and crack!
|
||
%
|
||
The cowardly, girly-men faggot Muslim and Arab subhumans are quite another
|
||
matter. Islamists do not accept the United States as it is, and actively
|
||
want to change it into a majority Muslim country where the Quran replaces
|
||
the Constitution. The lib-dems run "PC interference" for America-haters,
|
||
obscuring the true details and the important dialogue on all issues. We love
|
||
"diversity" and "multi-culturism", don
|
||
%
|
||
Last weekend I slept over at a friend's house, but forgot to bring an extra
|
||
pair of underwear. He offered to let me borrow a pair of his. Well, we went
|
||
for a long car ride, and long story short...I shit in his underwear. Not a
|
||
lot, but whoever did the laundry would definitely notice. When we got home,
|
||
I pulled him aside and told him about it. "Pull down your pants. I want to
|
||
see the damage," he replied. I was somewhat taken aback by this response. It
|
||
was his underwear after all, so I obliged. I pulled down my pants, and then
|
||
carefully lowered my underwear. I was surprised by how much shit there
|
||
really was. There were streaks all over my legs from when I had pulled the
|
||
shorts down, and my penis was covered in shit. How had it even gotten that
|
||
far?"Jesus," he exclaimed. "That's a lot of shit." Then he got down on his
|
||
knees and licked the underwear clean. When he was done with that, he slurped
|
||
the shit off my cock and balls. What a day!
|
||
%
|
||
How on earth do i open taorent files? when i try openoing with winzip or win
|
||
rar it tells me teh file is damaged ??
|
||
%
|
||
jesus I spent the formative years of my childhood masturbating to a shemale
|
||
sprite
|
||
%
|
||
My hole day in skateboarding is just wake up when ever you feel like it eat
|
||
then go meet a few friends skate chill skate get something to eat then skate
|
||
chill run from the pigs and skate then go to sleep about 4 or 5 in the
|
||
morning.
|
||
%
|
||
Jeff's balls are about 3 inches in diameter. They are green and hairy. When
|
||
in public, Jeff will often expose his balls as a way of calming a crowd.
|
||
Often in a fit of anger Jeff will whip one of his balls at someone who is
|
||
misbehaving. Most people prefer not to come in contact with Jeff's balls.
|
||
%
|
||
It is indeed a cruel twist of nature that the most wonderful sex coupling in
|
||
the world ?is illegal - made so by puritanical Adults determined to limit
|
||
child rights.
|
||
%
|
||
im a computer geek?? im not the one who spends his time on multiple forums,
|
||
im not the one who comes here day and night for almost every day of the week
|
||
and talks about making fun of people on the internet. christ, get a life
|
||
%
|
||
As someone erotically attracted to balloons, a question close to my heart
|
||
is "to pop or not to pop?" Flame wars over this very issue take up a
|
||
significant amount of space on the balloon fetish chatrooms I frequent. I
|
||
find that while non-poppers feel an emotional attachment to balloons and can
|
||
get quite protective of their inflatable friends; poppers such as myself see
|
||
no point to jerking off with balloons unless they explode. Your thoughts?
|
||
%
|
||
When the female of a species is more promiscuous, the male has to work
|
||
harder to keep his woman, and thus reproduce. It is easier for him to keep
|
||
her entertained if he has a more impressive dick, which means that the
|
||
better endowed male can reproduce more than another male who is not so well
|
||
endowed. In a species where the women are more loyal, this isn't so
|
||
necessary. So if the coons have the biggest penises, all that tells you is
|
||
that the blacks have humanity's most slutty women. I'm prepared to believe
|
||
that that is true.
|
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%
|
||
Wow you're life is so complete. Havning to use a drug to have fun and
|
||
listening to sucky music must make you so cool. Partying with women who have
|
||
been passed around more times then your mom must make you a pimp.
|
||
%
|
||
if you want people to think you know what you are talking about, just put
|
||
".com" at the end of everything you say.com
|
||
%
|
||
so i get home from work, ready to cook some chicken things in the microwave
|
||
(oven is broke), i read the instructions to see about how long to put them
|
||
in for.. the damn instructions say, for microwave cooking, to put them in
|
||
the microwave for 3 minutes AND THEN put them in a oven for 15. hey
|
||
stouffers you lame retarded fucks, if i had a god damn oven i would use the
|
||
shit to begin with. it's called microwave cooking for a reason. THANK YOU
|
||
COME AGAIN
|
||
%
|
||
At first, the idea sounded unthinkable. Use my hand to wipe my ass?
|
||
Disgusting! But after 10 minutes of waiting, I decided that it was my only
|
||
option. I slowly lowered my right hand under my butt and scooped all the
|
||
fecal matter from my bottom. Not only did it feel gross, but now I had a
|
||
whole new set of problems. One simply does not walk out of a bathroom stall
|
||
in a public restroom with one hand covered in shit. I sat there petrified,
|
||
hoping for a miracle. But no miracles came. I was alone. Or so I thought. A
|
||
knock on the stall door sprang me into action. "One second," I called out,
|
||
and in one quick movement I shoved the defacation into my mouth. When I tell
|
||
this story, what most people find most surprising was that I didn't gag
|
||
immediately. In fact, the stuff tasted rather good. Scratch that...it was
|
||
orgasmic. And the texture - there is nothing like it. After swishing the
|
||
poop cusisine around my mouth for a few moments, I gulped it down. Up until
|
||
that moment, I hadn't realized how hungry I was. Suddenly, I wanted more,
|
||
and fast! With my pants still at my ankles, I threw open the stall door and
|
||
grabbed the elderly gentleman who had been patiently waiting. "Give me all
|
||
your shit, and make it fast." By the end of that glorious day, I had tasted
|
||
the shit of more than 100 men, and a few women too.
|
||
%
|
||
As I was reading that, my cat rubbed against my leg, and it surprised me.
|
||
But it felt kind of good, so I let her continue. After about five minutes of
|
||
this, I was feeling pretty horny, and from her erect nipples, I could tell
|
||
my cat was too. I picked her up and put her in my lap. She purred as I
|
||
unzipped my pants, revealing my enormous boner. Then, without warning, she
|
||
bit the head of my penis with her sharp fangs. Blood was everywhere, and i
|
||
stared in horror as she began to claw at my blood-spattered testicles. I
|
||
grabbed a pair of scissors and snipped off her tail. She meowed loudly and
|
||
scurried away. I guess we were not ready to take our relationship to the
|
||
next level.
|
||
%
|
||
Is it not weirder to drink cow's milk which is truly intended for baby cows?
|
||
The answer: Hell no! The only thing weirder than me drinking breast milk, is
|
||
the fact that milk is coming out of my wife's chest in the first place. It
|
||
sure as hell didn't do that when I met her. I'm telling you, the whole thing
|
||
is lunacy. I love my wife, but does she really have to be such a mammal?
|
||
%
|
||
Some say that I am the king of trolls. Of course, this is ridiculous because
|
||
trolls have no king and accept no authority.
|
||
%
|
||
Don�t let anybody ever tell you that Japan is just another foreign country.
|
||
It is much more than that. My story begins in the summer of 1983. I was an
|
||
expert negotiator, and that was what brought me to an exclusive resort
|
||
outside of Tokyo. Two large Japanese electronics companies were attempting a
|
||
merger of some sorts. After two fruitless days of negotiations, I figured
|
||
out a way to make everybody happy. I made some phone calls, and pretty soon
|
||
all the executives were standing in the conference room, glaring angrily at
|
||
me. �Gentlemen, may I present, Ling.� A buxom young Japanese schoolgirl
|
||
entered the room. What she lacked in age, she made up for in sex appeal. The
|
||
room went silent. I was terrified. Had I made a mistake? Suddenly, the
|
||
executives all burst out laughing. Then, one by one, each executive removed
|
||
his pants and began furiously masturbating over the young female, while I
|
||
stood watching. Even now, as I write this, I am getting an erection,
|
||
thinking about all those precious little penises waving wildly about.
|
||
Finally, after the last load had erupted onto the face of the girl, whose
|
||
slanted eyes were almost completely covered in goo, I walked up to her and
|
||
lapped up every last drop of milky goodness. Oh, how I love Japan.
|
||
%
|
||
Every time somebody starts hating on the president, it really bothers me.
|
||
Don�t get me wrong, I hate the current administration as much as the next
|
||
politically minded citizen, but it�s really self-defeating. You see, the
|
||
president is not really who you think he is. He�s not the guy who makes
|
||
these decisions that piss you off. He looks like he makes the decisions. He
|
||
sounds like he is making the decisions. In reality, he�s just the guy that
|
||
has to sell them to you. He is an actor, pretending to care about the
|
||
country. He probably even believes he is actually the president. That�s one
|
||
of the reasons why people like him at all. Another reason is that he sucks a
|
||
lot of dick. And when I say a lot, I am not kidding. Like, we�re talking
|
||
millions of big, wet, floppy cocks getting shoved in his mouth over the past
|
||
month alone.
|
||
%
|
||
Let me get this straight: the oil companies pressure the U.S. government
|
||
into invading Iraq, and then they expect us to be grateful when they donate
|
||
a measly $4k to the hurricane relief effort? An effort, by the way, that has
|
||
been severely hampered by the fact that most members of the national guard
|
||
are currently halfway across the world. There's no way for them to come back
|
||
to help out, and even if they could, those guys are exhausted. One of my
|
||
buddies from high school joined the national guard and ended up in Iraq, of
|
||
all places. He told me that between the constant bombings, the desert heat,
|
||
the buttfucking, the cumguzzling, the gangbanging, and the surprise
|
||
circumcisions, there is hardly any time to sleep.
|
||
%
|
||
last night i had this dream that i was going to the bathroom, like pissing
|
||
in a full size urinal (all the way from the ground up, like 4 feet high),
|
||
when all of a sudden i look to my right and there is this old lady standing
|
||
next to me doing like the fake pissing thing, holding nothing, and staring
|
||
at my wang, which is now hard. all of a sudden she jumps into my urinal,
|
||
note i am still pissing, and shoves my cock into her mouth and starts giving
|
||
me head. don't forget i am still pissing. so she's goin down on me like
|
||
she hasn't had cock in 40 years, which she probably hasn't and i finish
|
||
pissing all over her, so i reach over and flush and just leave. she sits
|
||
there in the urinal as i leave and there is this indian couple, the wife is
|
||
pregnant, who is just coming into the bathroom wondering what the hell i am
|
||
doing. i wave and smile and say hello, at which point i casually walk out
|
||
of the bathroom. when i get out of the bathroom my company is having a
|
||
meeting so i sit down and all of a sudden this retarded guy who works here
|
||
starts beating me up, at which point i wake up.
|
||
%
|
||
I often find myself contemplating what it would be like if an elephant threw
|
||
up but its mouth was closed. Would it throw up out its trunk? And if so,
|
||
that leads me to my next question: Would it make that elephant noise when
|
||
the throw-up comes out? I have played this scenario in my head every day and
|
||
night for the last ten years and the more I think about it the more firmly
|
||
convinced am I that the answer to both questions is in the positive. Discuss.
|
||
%
|
||
I'd love to have a man as my girlfriend and who would greet me each morning
|
||
in a new an refreshing way. A spray of hot piss, a dick up the ass, an ass
|
||
pressed against my face, farts in my face, all the while waking up to a
|
||
beautiful man on some dim morning sunrise, light shining through the
|
||
curtains onto his perfectly formed pectorals and the silk sheets layed upon
|
||
his body reveleaing enough of his penis to make me realise how lucky and how
|
||
wonderful i am. I prefer men and I date exclusively black men.
|
||
%
|
||
The first thing you need to understand is that the government does not
|
||
represent the people. It represents the corporations. The second thing you
|
||
need to understand is that hurricane Katrina is not a natural disaster. It
|
||
was a product, paid for by the U.S. government, and created by a
|
||
Chinese-built weather device. Think about it: who benefits from a natural
|
||
disaster like this? First and foremost, construction companies. New Orleans
|
||
needs to be completely rebuilt. Second, the government. Every moment of
|
||
airtime that the president gets to talk about saving lives rather than the
|
||
war in Iraq means another vote in the next election. Lastly, mankind
|
||
benefitted a little from all those niggers drowning.
|
||
%
|
||
The existence of "foreigners" is a common liberal myth. The self-styled
|
||
intellectual elite, attempting to push their own petty agendas on the rest
|
||
of us, invented the idea of "foreigners" to lay a guilt trip on the rest of
|
||
the country.
|
||
|
||
FACT: Nothing exists outside the US! There is only vast ocean, we occupy the
|
||
entirety of Pangea. (The existence of multiple continents is yet another
|
||
liberal myth, which we'll discuss next time).
|
||
|
||
FACT: Although the "foreigners" lie was created and popularized by liberals,
|
||
it has recently been picked up by conservatives. The Bush administration
|
||
relies heavily on scare tactics involving hostile "foreigners" as a way of
|
||
grabbing unconstitutional levels of power.
|
||
|
||
FACT: You may meet people in daily life who claim to be "foreigners" and
|
||
illegal "immigrants". These people are merely telling you that false story
|
||
because they're trying to get out of paying taxes.
|
||
|
||
FACT: "Foreign" languages are simply elaborate codes used by spies to talk
|
||
in secret. These spies are everywhere, and they are determined to steal your
|
||
genes for use in horrible cloning experiments. Don't trust anyone who speaks
|
||
a "foreign" language!
|
||
|
||
FACT: The word "foreign" comes from the combination of "for" and "reign".
|
||
The word was invented for reign-for perpetuating the reign of dishonest
|
||
liberals and unconstitutional governments. Don't let them fool you!
|
||
%
|
||
There is no reasonable expectation of privacy in the world because there
|
||
never was one to begin with. You can't lose something you never had.
|
||
We live in a web of interconnecting lives. Our actions have
|
||
long-reaching effects on others, as theirs do on ours. The idea that a
|
||
single man may live as a hermit in the midst of the civilized world is both
|
||
absurd and problematic for being such a popular idea.
|
||
Privacy doctrine in this country has existed for one purpose: shielding
|
||
domestic violence from public scrutiny. The whole
|
||
private-sphere/public-sphere distinction arose so that some men could
|
||
prevent other men from interfering in what they manage to pull off behind
|
||
closed doors. Marital rape and worse violences have always been justified as
|
||
located in the mystical private sphere.
|
||
As you cling to the arbitrary notion of privacy, you're doing little
|
||
more than empowering men to rape and torture women.
|
||
It's time we got rid of the private/public distinction. No one ever had
|
||
any actual privacy; merely artificially imposed curtains that conceal
|
||
malicious actions by some against others. If this does anything to undermine
|
||
public respect for such a morally bankrupt institution as privacy, then I'm
|
||
all for it.
|
||
%
|
||
Gimp is perfectly usable. I know. I use it to add a mosaic over the faces of
|
||
my many preteen rape victims.
|
||
%
|
||
you don't understand,you don't realise that the internet is a form of
|
||
communicating and it's just as serious as talking in person or on a phone.
|
||
Stop with the bullshit.
|
||
%
|
||
I've been in the feceshape hobby for a good three years now. There's just
|
||
something about being able to manipulate the shape of my poop by squeezing
|
||
my bowels that appeals to me. Plus, when I'm 80 I'll have such control
|
||
there'll be no need to worry about messing myself.
|
||
%
|
||
Nigerians make me so mad I wish someone would round them all up and send
|
||
them to a country where people starve and get gunned down in the street
|
||
%
|
||
My son has always been a fan of Captain Planet. He has every episode on VHS
|
||
and watches is roughly 12 hours a day. Recently I caught him licking Captain
|
||
Planet's wang on the television screen while massaging his penis with a
|
||
Captain Planet action figure. Is this normal? What should I do?
|
||
%
|
||
I am a substitute teacher for grades K-5 and I was awarded a gold star for
|
||
starting a movement in my school for "story holes" in which any student
|
||
could go into a bathroom and sit down and someone read them a story through
|
||
a hole in the bathroom wall.
|
||
%
|
||
I'm an Apple zealot, I'm typing this on a Mac Mini, and I'm going to be
|
||
clicking submit with my one mouse button. Eat your hearts out you gaggle of
|
||
pock-marked, basement-dwelling, subhuman F/OSS advocates.
|
||
%
|
||
whistle core is actually popular in japan it caught quite well and know
|
||
where seeing various new whistle core bands come out of the country like the
|
||
blue mist dogs, fire in the attic, lazor beem, robo boy vs the laviathan and
|
||
various others its just a matter of time till they hit the charts here
|
||
%
|
||
Dude you have to own one first to understand, people that hate them haven't
|
||
owned them. I owned two and flipped them both, luxury eddie bauers one had
|
||
20s on it and a TV inside with a ps2 man, flipped them both nearly killed
|
||
me...But I still fucking love suvs
|
||
%
|
||
BLACK MOE YOU FILTHY SILVER TOOTHED SUBHUMAN NIGGER SCUM-TELL YOUR CUM
|
||
SUCKING 550LB MOM TO CLEAN THE HORSE CUM OFF HER SCABBY MOUTH OR I WONT SHIT
|
||
DOWN HER CUM SLURPING THROAT-THEN WHEN SHE BLOWS YOU-YOU CANTASTE MY SHIT
|
||
%
|
||
I have two fetishes that sort of scare me. No it's not dog sex or
|
||
pedophilia. First is facesitting. I want a girl to sit on my face,
|
||
preferably while mostly clothed or something because an asshole that close
|
||
to my nose would probably make me vomit. Secondly is something called WAM.
|
||
It's girls getting hit with pies or having chocolate pudding poured on them
|
||
or rolling around in creamed corn. Anything Wet And Messy, thus the name
|
||
WAM. I'm pretty sure it comes from watching You Can't Do That On Television
|
||
as a kid. I was shocked to find out that there was actually a pretty big
|
||
internet community devoted to it where I can find grown women getting slimed.
|
||
%
|
||
"Shh," Snape said, their mouths very close. He lifted his hand off Harry's
|
||
erection and smoothed it over his cheek. It was a breathless sort of moment,
|
||
in a series of moments. Harry looked at Snape's face, enjoying the sensual
|
||
transformation. Features normally so severe softened by desire, flushed,
|
||
glistening. Harry didn't have time to wonder what Snape saw in his own face,
|
||
for Snape was kissing him again.
|
||
%
|
||
Remember when morgan freeman played that high school principal with the bat
|
||
and he caught the kids singing in the bathroom and he made them sing the
|
||
school song and the fat kid was a crack smoker. when he called all the
|
||
trouble makers up to the stage during that assembly and they are all raising
|
||
hell and shit and there is one white kid on the stage, well that white kid
|
||
turned out to be none other than new jersey�s own recovering addict of the
|
||
mafia in the Sopranos: Chris Moltesante.
|
||
%
|
||
I have always fantasized about being a doll. like one of those real dolls,
|
||
only my owner doesn't know I'm in there. They think I'm just a doll, when
|
||
really I am enjoying everything that is bring done to me. Having no control
|
||
of my body, being dominated completely, and then being put away when I'm not
|
||
being used. However, I know that this is not possible in the real world,
|
||
which saddens me. I however I'm sure there is someone out there that would
|
||
gladly own me and treat me like their doll. Change my outfits daily, use my
|
||
for their own sexual desires. and then when their not using me, keep me in a
|
||
locked box in the closet, sometimes for days at a time. Only to be taken out
|
||
when my owner wanted to use me some more.
|
||
%
|
||
The strangest blow job I ever experienced was when I went to visit Shaq and
|
||
friends in the locker room when he was still playing for LA. They held me
|
||
down while Kobe held my mouth open and Shaq rammed his elephant trunk man
|
||
hammer into my mouth. I immediately started gagging and throwing up but the
|
||
meat missle was so big it held the barf back and it went into my stomach
|
||
instead. Then they took me into the shower and proceeded to turn me into
|
||
the team pin cushion, it was like I was a tapestry in a sewing maching I got
|
||
skewered for hours and I loved it. They finished off my visit with Shaq
|
||
punching me in the throat and taking a huge dump on my forehead and making
|
||
me lick his balls while he decorated my skull. It was great. I love black
|
||
cock, I can't get enough its like catnip.
|
||
%
|
||
Fly catching is a hobby of mine. Whenever I successfully catch a fly, I go
|
||
into the bathroom and I fill the bathtub up with warm water till it's deep
|
||
enough that only the head of my penis sticks out of the water. Next, I rip
|
||
the wings off of the fly and place the fly upon the tip of my Cock--the
|
||
penis "head". Not having anywhere to go, the cute lil fly runs around upon
|
||
the tip of my Cock, creating a most arousing sensation.Try it yourself !!
|
||
%
|
||
I heard this story from an M.D. in Japan. It was during WWII. A bunch of
|
||
Japanese soldiers had rounded up 3 or 4 Korean women. They proceeded to fuck
|
||
them in every orifice, but there weren't really enough to go around. So one
|
||
of the soldiers bayonets one of the girls in the stomach so that he can have
|
||
a place to fuck too. The feeling was so great that the others all start
|
||
taking turns in her stomach too.
|
||
%
|
||
no not really i just see them as mentally ill ..something thats encoded in
|
||
their brains to love the opposite sex is backwards..and their phormones are
|
||
fucked also..i hope science can find out a way to fix it....not because i
|
||
dont like gays but because if u see a kid throw a baseball the wrong way
|
||
dont u wanna help them throw it properly?
|
||
%
|
||
Before my last job interview, my hair was really messy, so I went into a
|
||
washroom to tidy it up. But the plumbing wasn't working right, so I couldn't
|
||
get water out of the taps. My only solution was to urinate in my hands and
|
||
use that to do my hair. I got the job.
|
||
%
|
||
You don't think Bill will include the multiple tab feature in IE with
|
||
Longhorn's release? Hopefully when that happens it'll shut you Fire-fags up.
|
||
%
|
||
girl you must be harry potter because my dick is slytherin
|
||
%
|
||
Did you know that us niggers werer the first people on this planet and that
|
||
every race in the world evolved from us we were the first developed primates
|
||
and there were and still are great black minds like Plato,
|
||
Shakespeare,Socrates,W.E.B dubois,Fredric Douglas........ you fail to
|
||
realize we created you and we can take you away just as easily,we once ruled
|
||
this world and this world shall return to its original owners like it was
|
||
before you devils came along and fukced it up . We had great civilazations
|
||
in Africa such as Timbuktu,Kush,Egypt,Nubia, ek cetera who taught Mathmatics
|
||
and liturature to the greeks,Arabs,Romas,s and of course caucs after we
|
||
civilized the world they turned around a stabed us in the back and clamed it
|
||
there selves and take credit for what we started and every time a nigger
|
||
moves up in high ranking yall get scared coz you know what we are capible of
|
||
doing but our day is coming soon when that black man you know as jesus comes
|
||
back you"ll see. oh yeah Hitler was a Fa9et and part jewish crackers!!!!!!If
|
||
you white you aint right. black pride world wide
|
||
%
|
||
What did the recycling bin say to the garbage can? "YOU'RE A PILE OF FAGGOT
|
||
TRASH!" , because the garbage was filled with gay porn mags. To which the
|
||
garbage can replied, " You are a bucket of thoroughly-washed juice and milk
|
||
containers, populated by an eco-friendly mid-20's socialist/liberal
|
||
democratic couple who no one will ever listen to"
|
||
%
|
||
I have been blessed and cursed with two hot ass cousins. Damn what I
|
||
wouldn't give to hit it. But I never will be able to without consequences. I
|
||
remember one time when she was 8 she wanted me to sleep in her bed with her
|
||
and we were going to touch each other. But I still believe in that God
|
||
fairytale so I turned it down. I still regret it.
|
||
%
|
||
there is a gay guy in my office, and he referred to hemmrhoids as speedbumps
|
||
%
|
||
For the record, If a guy wants to rape you by combining something with
|
||
Roofies, He's going to use something much more efficent than horse
|
||
tranquiler or whatever you think us frat boys are using these days, a good
|
||
rapist is going to use something along the lines of a brick. A simple slab
|
||
of concrete is actually the most dangerous killer in the sex crime kingdom,
|
||
one shot to the face with a brick and you will be ugly for life, and those
|
||
effects AREN'T TEMPORARY. You will also not be able to have children for
|
||
life, because they will be so afraid of their brickface of a mother that
|
||
they will cower in the womb forever. If you're worried about Progesterex
|
||
breaking out soon on campus's everywhere you should be even more worried
|
||
about being hit in the face by a brick while sitting in your neighborhood
|
||
bar, because unlike Progesterex, bricks are already here....BEWARE!!!!
|
||
%
|
||
whatever... come talk to me when -your- site wins a Webby
|
||
%
|
||
Go back to listening to your "Rich Dad, Poor Dad" book-on-tape in your 1989
|
||
Honda Accord on your 25 minute commute to your dead end job.
|
||
%
|
||
So, I just got a job at Starbucks. It's part of my plan for global
|
||
domination. I'm going to tear the system down from the inside.
|
||
%
|
||
TIP FOR IRCERS #51: Bathe often, as personal odors are offensive to others
|
||
%
|
||
Actually, it is incorrect to call me a 'know-it-all' because God is the only
|
||
one that knows everything.
|
||
%
|
||
The case against marijuana legalization:Marijuana is not dissimilar to other
|
||
drugs, except in that its users seem to be rather slow witted after heavy
|
||
and extended use. You know the type. Tobacco and alcohol have their
|
||
disadvantages too though, so really marijuana is not too different. Except
|
||
that for some reason, marijuana users have been unable to make a convincing
|
||
case in favour of marijuana. They haven't won the argument at all, and their
|
||
lack of success can only be explained by the negative effects of marijuana
|
||
on their ability to put forward convincing and sophisticated arguments with
|
||
the charisma and social nous required to carry the day. This leads me to
|
||
think that marijuana is perhaps not as innocent as its advocates claim. If
|
||
it was it would be legal, wouldn't it? But the bumbling ineptitude and
|
||
stupidity of the typical stoner campaigner is a damning indictment of the
|
||
negative effects of marijuana.
|
||
%
|
||
You are either for the expansion of growth of the human population off the
|
||
earth and into space or you are for mass murder and restricted personal
|
||
liberty to control population growth here on earth.
|
||
%
|
||
Are you wealthy? I'm just curious if this influences your thinking. Is
|
||
your household income above the median of $51,000/year, or closer to the
|
||
90th percentile of household income of just under $125,000/year?
|
||
%
|
||
I was staying in this guy's apartment and I heard people having sex above
|
||
me. The moaning turned me on so I whipped my tool out and whacked it. Later
|
||
I found out the girl upstairs was being raped. I masturbated to a girl being
|
||
raped. How sad is that? Should I feel guilty? Who knows. It's not like I
|
||
knowingly did anything wrong.
|
||
%
|
||
Y'know, I may be a lame furry faggot but I bet you I can do stuff you guys
|
||
can't do. I'd like to see any of you guys make it as a professional poker
|
||
player :)
|
||
%
|
||
I started using Linux as a total n00b. I've done nothing but fixing,
|
||
adjusting, fixing, updating, trying, fixing, and oh, ... fixing - AND I LOVE
|
||
IT!!!
|
||
%
|
||
you have to be on malt liquor to fully appreciate it. To the average
|
||
american negro, slightly buzzed on malt liquor and dazed by the media
|
||
stimulus of sports and bigscreen TV.. The phone, and the ability to
|
||
communicate, even in the typical monosyllables of the subculture, is a
|
||
complete novelty. Thus, the "wazzup" commercial represents the wonder and
|
||
happiness that a group of young negroes finds in using the technology
|
||
%
|
||
GET ME TWO HORSES WITH THE BIGGEST FUCKING DICKS YOU CAN FIND, AND THEM IM
|
||
GONNA SUCK OFF ONE, WHILE JACKING OFF THE OTHER, AND IM NOT GONNA STOP TILL
|
||
IM BATHING IN BUCKETS OF CUM
|
||
%
|
||
the only solution is to go up there with your katana and show them who wears
|
||
the kimono in your dojo
|
||
%
|
||
My uncle works for Capcom and he let me play Street Fighter 4: The
|
||
Wreckoning and it has Sheng Long in it and he can do Guile's Handcuffs and
|
||
his wife is Blanka's birthmother and you can do uppercuts in the AIR (also
|
||
Breakfastalities)
|
||
%
|
||
RIP klerck!! :-(
|
||
%
|
||
Stone Cold Steve Austin just took you in his arms and superslammed you in
|
||
your bed, then read you a bedtime story and turnbuckled you into the shower
|
||
the next morning while suplexing the milk into your Captain Crunch cereal
|
||
%
|
||
fuck ya dude, ya site sucks crap, you be dissin us clowns u gona git beat
|
||
DOWN, u fuckin wit da Juggalo NATION straight up ya hatah biatch u betta
|
||
xplain youself becuz u gotta a lotta clownz ready to beat ur azz
|
||
%
|
||
i dont like the way you try to act like you're too smart or you're above
|
||
everything and hatred makes you stupid... no it doesn't and ur not above
|
||
this. ignorant is nothing but a word.... fake ass mother f-ucker is a mood
|
||
that you portray. gay is an expression used by us nowadays doesn't mean
|
||
literally gay. i should smack you for not knowing that. and yes it does make
|
||
them gay
|
||
%
|
||
I've spent far too much time absorbing bullshit ideals from anarchists. The
|
||
truth of the matter is, I just don't want to pay for anything whatsoever.
|
||
Britney CDs should be free because I think that somehow the constitution
|
||
protects my illegal copying and distribution under some freedom of speech
|
||
law or fair use act. Even though I don't have to go out and buy luxury
|
||
items, I'm gonna whine and bitch anyway.
|
||
%
|
||
Oh u FUCkIn RaCISt BItCh Dont b TalkIn To mA Kuzin LIKE DAt. u FUCkIN
|
||
TRiFoLIn IrISh diCK SUCkER...~N~ 1st of all i dont Why u tALkIn ABOut pEopLe
|
||
WHen UR Azz Iz ugLy Azz FUCk..1st U NeeD 2 b CheckIn ur Self den Talk BOut
|
||
PeopLe..! Dont hate Juz BEcause oTha PEOple COuld Eat MOre Than u Can n not
|
||
get F-A-T .. n because people are Prettier dan U..!
|
||
%
|
||
hi, i recently read about sex with insects and fine it fasinated me.i went
|
||
to a pet store and bought crickets. taking them home i put some in a jar and
|
||
lowered it over my cock and balls. the sensation of them crawling all over
|
||
was overwhelming and i orgasmed quickly. is this normal???
|
||
%
|
||
I was wondering if anyone knows of surgeries that can correct elongated
|
||
labia, or if there's anything you can do to make them look more normal.
|
||
They look disgusting to me. I'm not a chick or anything, I just really hate
|
||
this. My girlfriend's "axe wound", if you will, looks like a bloated sea
|
||
zombie. Thanks in advanced.
|
||
%
|
||
girl you must be real networks because i cannot get at your media without
|
||
installing this ridiculous software
|
||
%
|
||
What's up with black people and sandwiches? It seems like every time I see
|
||
some illiterate welfare monkey jiving his ass down the street, he is busy
|
||
cramming half of a submarine sandwich into his ape-maw. Is this some kind of
|
||
nigger code for the imminent helter-skelter racewar?
|
||
%
|
||
I KNOW I JUST GOT HERE BUT YOU ARE ALL JUST THE COOLEST PEOPLE IN THE WORLD
|
||
AND TOTALLY JUST LIKE ME!! WE SHOULD BE FRIENDS FOREVER AND THEN I GET OPS
|
||
%
|
||
Why fuss with KDE when you can buy an Apple? Why futz around with this? If
|
||
you want state of the art GUI, why not just buy a Mac? KDE may emerge as
|
||
great interface for your cell phone; but at the end of the day, it's just a
|
||
toy. Serious Unix developers are switching to Apple.
|
||
%
|
||
Of course you can get sick from eating poop. But you can get hurt and die in
|
||
an automobile wreck, too. Do you plan to avoid cars in the future? Of course
|
||
not. Knowledge of the consequences deters few cigarette smokers.You can not
|
||
catch any disease from the shit you eat that the donor did not have. My
|
||
"quality control" standards have served me well and I don't even know who
|
||
the donor was much less which diseases he had.Remember, not all shit is
|
||
created equally. Some shit really smells and tastes bad! More specifically,
|
||
a harsh acrid "smoky" odor and very bitter taste I consider bad. If it looks
|
||
bad or lacks the classic grogan appearance, I'd say lose it in a hurry. The
|
||
problem with being a bottom is that you can not be selective about the shit,
|
||
it comes prepackaged :-) Not always [usually not] the kind we'd like to
|
||
have. If you decide to proceed anyway, the most dire health consequence is
|
||
probably hepatitis, of course you can't get it unless he has it, in which
|
||
case you may get it from kissing, sucking, or rimming, etc.; so don't just
|
||
blame the shit. You can also pick up parasites and amoebae. If you get an
|
||
upset stomach, Tumms will usually help. I'm HIV negative, even after all
|
||
these years of eating shit from thousands of guys mostly anonymously, but I
|
||
have to admit that I have had to take Flagyl once or twice, and even now, I
|
||
clean myself out a couple times a year with Noroxin [one tab a day for 5
|
||
days].If you have a problem and it lasts for more than five days or have
|
||
very severe symptoms: see a doctor and don't be bashful about telling him
|
||
what you did. It is wise to establish a good relationship with a physician
|
||
before you need one! You can avoid a lot of expensive diagnostics by just
|
||
suggesting he prescribe Noroxin or later if that doesn't work Flagyl.A final
|
||
thought here. Your toilet training and societal taboos are frequently
|
||
sufficient to cause you to worry or feel guilty after your first scat
|
||
experiences. This can cause you to conjure up psychosomatic illnesses
|
||
limited only by your imagination. Know yourself and be aware that this may
|
||
be a problem.
|
||
%
|
||
Need to be taken to dark side, expermented on, brought down to sub human
|
||
level. Have swallowed dog shit. Gotten into extreme pain. Had balls severly
|
||
abused and tortured. An y other sub humans out there need it as bad. Any
|
||
evil tops really into bringing a guy down? any other guys into blood?
|
||
%
|
||
girl u must be muslim cause im jihard as hell
|
||
%
|
||
Mathematically speaking, it would appear that you were a 2:1 favorite to
|
||
find the page you were looking for. Your click was questionable though given
|
||
the odds and the fact that any content on this site is likely to be crap
|
||
anyway. I wouldn\'t say that you.re a poor web surfer but I think it.s
|
||
highly unlikely that you could be a long term winner at higher stakes web
|
||
surfing.
|
||
%
|
||
go back to tabulating your ultimate apple dream machine on apple.com then
|
||
playing snes all night
|
||
%
|
||
Never clean up or shower here. The dried shit flakes off my body and
|
||
sometimes i'll brush a bit out of my beard. My head is shaved so it just
|
||
flakes off there too. Hell yes, I STINK. And my mouth smells like a sewer.
|
||
That's theway I like it! I may clear a few people out of a room when I walk
|
||
in but I haven't been thrown out of a Wallmart yet.
|
||
%
|
||
I shit into a tupper ware. I also like metal containers like the ones you
|
||
use for camping or in the military. then i freeze them or keep them in the
|
||
refrigerator for a few days. if you really seal the container tight, the
|
||
shit can be stored much longer. Have you ever tried to shove a frozen turd
|
||
up your ass? that is really hot, fuck yourself with your own turd. cool
|
||
%
|
||
I, too, prefer anyone I'm messaging to be literate and admit to a sneering
|
||
contempt for people who can't seem to break out of the "cute" Internet
|
||
misspellings and shortcuts. Children, grow up.
|
||
%
|
||
I got my 10 year old niece drunk and then penetrated her with a sharpie. I
|
||
later found out that the penetration had ruptured her vaginal walls, and her
|
||
mother accused my broher of being a child molestor as grounds for divorce.
|
||
He lost the case, and is now serving 20 years.
|
||
%
|
||
I'm not really gay, I just act that way to annoy/creep out people.
|
||
%
|
||
There is no god, because if there were, when my time of sorrow began, he
|
||
would have been there to help me. Why do I have an illness such as
|
||
depression, if supposedly god makes everyone that loves him happy? Fuck him
|
||
and his false offers. Fuck religion!
|
||
%
|
||
Greetings nerds. As you can clearly see, my Slashdot ID is far lower than
|
||
any of you can dream to have. Therefore all comments to this interesting
|
||
and controversial article will have to be replies to my comment. If you
|
||
fail to do this, I will search out your every post and mod them accordingly
|
||
with my vast amounts of accumulated mod points. You have been warned. Good
|
||
day.
|
||
%
|
||
BLOGGABLES ??? THE BLOGOSPHERE ??? BLOGOMATIC ??? SIMULBLOGCAST ??? ECOBLOGS
|
||
??? METABLOGS ??? BLOGS OF BLOGS ??? MEDIABLOGS ??? CATABLOG ??? UBERBLOG
|
||
??? BLOGSERVATION ??? RADIOBLOGS ??? BLOGSPIRATION ??? BLOGDEX ???
|
||
BLOGDIGGER ??? BLOGLINES ??? BLOGPULSE ??? BLOGRUNNER ??? BLOGSNOW ???
|
||
BLOGWISE ??? BLOGBRITY ??? BLOGS OF BLOGS TALKING ABOUT BLOGGING BLOGS ???
|
||
%
|
||
woah! way to be sexist. i'm a girl hacker and exclusive linux user since
|
||
1998 and i'm certainly not alone
|
||
%
|
||
IMPORTANT NOTICE: anybody that has Windows XP 5.1 2600 release from
|
||
Devilsown, FCKGW-RHQQ2-YXRKT-8TG6W-2B7Q8 - GET OFF THE INTERNET NOW!!!
|
||
MICROSOFT IS ABOUT TO DO A SWEEP!
|
||
%
|
||
son, if you were a true music fan you would know that no good songs are 4/4
|
||
go play with your fucking casio.
|
||
%
|
||
I got a 5+ on all 23 of my AP tests, a 2400 on the SAT, a 1337 on the ACT,
|
||
but it's not a big deal since I have a 270 IQ. I was drunk, high, and
|
||
getting a blowjob during every test, and I didn't study for any of them or
|
||
sleep in the prior weeks.
|
||
%
|
||
I dont even know what indie rock is, but it sure as fuck isnt going to get
|
||
you play with any of the girls I hang out with.
|
||
%
|
||
Okay, let's break it down, people.If you're a guy there is no such thing as
|
||
bisexual.There is only straight and gay.If you willingly touch a dick then
|
||
you are gay.If you willingly let a dick touch you then you are gay.If you
|
||
score anything other than zero on the Kinsey Scale: Gay.If you experimented
|
||
once when you were young and got married to a woman and had children and
|
||
lived a happy productive life forever after: Still gay.Yes, we know that you
|
||
don't like to be called gay but you chose the dick, now sleep with it."Bi"
|
||
is not different from gay it is just what homos call themselves.You can call
|
||
yourself a "striped bass" for all we care folks, you're still filthy faggots
|
||
and you're going to hell!!!! God isn't fooled.
|
||
%
|
||
Why must you trolls come to our forums and post stupid shit trying to rile
|
||
us up? Your posts don't even bother 99% of us, so just quit it. Any one
|
||
who agrees with me post the number "1" in this thread.
|
||
%
|
||
I am a node of server. Born of flesh and blood, but enhanced by the power of
|
||
its web. I have no use for pain or fear. My scripts are a focus of my will.
|
||
My strength is my knowledge. My weapons are my skills. Information is the
|
||
blood of my body. I am part of the greater network. I am host to the vast
|
||
data of server. My flesh is weak, but my connection is eternal; And
|
||
therefore, I am a god.
|
||
%
|
||
TO ALL THE BITCHEY 12 YEAR OLD SLIPCOCK FANS..PLEASE SHUT UP BEFORE YOU HURT
|
||
YOUR SELVES CRYING BLACK EYE SHADOW TEARS OF RAGE OVER MY
|
||
COMMENTS..OBVIOUSLY YOU NO IM CORRECT OTHERWSIE WHY WOULD YOU SHIT THAT MANY
|
||
TIMES IN YOUR PANTS OVER MY LONLEY COMMETNS!!YOU FUCK HEADS SHOULD SHUT UP
|
||
,QUIT SCHOOL(if you havent allready cause the kids dont ''get'' your
|
||
wigger,crack smoking nigger/jew fucking, garbage smelling italin ass) AND
|
||
GET A JOB AT THE CARWASH QUICK BEFORE SOME SPIC WITH A BETTER TASTE IN MUSIC
|
||
GETS THE JOB!!!I CAN JUST SEE IT NOW THE SLIPKNOT CONVICT IN HIS ORANGE
|
||
OVERALLS PICKING UP MY USED RUBBERS ON THE SIDE OF THE HIGHWAY LOL!!!!ONE
|
||
GROWN MAN CAN TAKE OUT 20+SLIPCOCK WORSHIPERS MOST OF THEM ARE GIRLS ANYWAYS
|
||
SO MAYBE THEYLL GET A NICE RAPE!!!AND THEN GET THROWN OFF A FUCKING BRIDGE
|
||
ONTO YOUR FAGGOT GHETTO SHIT HOLE OF AS HOUSE!!!I WILL MAKE SURE TO TAKE
|
||
PLENTY OF SHITS ON THE HIGHWAY AND LEAVE FILLED RUBBERS FOR YOU FAGS WHEN
|
||
YOU GET ON ''JUVEY''FOR ONE OF YOUR PETTY CRIMES!!!ENJOY YOUR FREEDUMB WHILE
|
||
IT LASTS YOU FUCKING NIGGERS!!!YOU WILL BE SITTING IN SOME JAIL SOON WRITING
|
||
TEAR FILLED LETTERS TO COREY TAYLOR OR YOUR GRANDMOTHER!!!HAHA ..IM OFFF TO
|
||
WATCH SOME FRESH PRINCE OF BELL AIR..YOU CUNTS IM SURE ARE OFF TO GET
|
||
''BLAZED''AND HAVE CRACK ADDICTED BABYS AT AGE 13 GOOD LUCK IN YOUR SHIT
|
||
HOLE LIVES NIGGERS!!!
|
||
%
|
||
fuck you sXe faggot ass niggers. yeah i said faggot and nigger i guess and
|
||
racist and a homophobe huh. yall are all fucking scenesters that probally
|
||
fucking stand on the out side of the pit with you little Xs on your hands
|
||
trying to be hXc but really your just stupid as shit. do we walk around with
|
||
fukcing Os on our hands if we do drugs. give it a break its all a fucking
|
||
trend arent you just so rad to claim edge i wish i was that cool oh well to
|
||
bad me and your mom did heroin last night together. so all in all i guess im
|
||
saying FUCK YOU TRENDY ASS PUSSY BITCHS. sXe is not cool dont claim it be it
|
||
you fucking anal cunt.
|
||
%
|
||
Hey guys, I'm protesting those starfield screen savers. Aren't screen savers
|
||
supposed to protect your monitor from getting the image burned on? What if
|
||
you permanently get stars flying on your monitor, that seems like it'd be
|
||
worse than something useful like your taxes. Morons.
|
||
%
|
||
Watermelon represents the ripe breasts of white women which the negro wishes
|
||
to rape, while the green color represents the money he wishes to steal. The
|
||
dark bands on the melon represent the bars of a jail cell, the negro's
|
||
ultimate destination.
|
||
%
|
||
Hello my name is Brad. I am gothic, and proper. I dress in all black all of
|
||
the time. I talk very intelligently by using large well articulated words. I
|
||
really don?t like Internet ?lingo? that much. I never understand what the
|
||
fuck it means, and really, ?l8ter?? Come on...LATER. Is it really that hard
|
||
to type? I do also wear makeup which includes eyeliner, eye shadow,
|
||
lipstick, etc, etc.
|
||
%
|
||
Girl you must be London because I want to explode inside your tunnel
|
||
%
|
||
out all day, in a series of events culminating in MY BAND'S FIRST
|
||
PERFORMANCE AT HAMILTON STREET... holy shit dude.. i am gunna be so nervus
|
||
lol. ever sense the two weeks wwe have been practicing in my stepdads
|
||
garage are band has ben waiting for this night and my entire 3rd period
|
||
Algebra class is totally coming i hope we score some pussy and some weed lol
|
||
lol fukkin kickass.... we are playin all of our originl stuff including song
|
||
titled "Party Party Party" in D minor, "The Song About The Girl Who Wouldn't
|
||
Dance With Me At Homecoming" (tentative title) in D minor, and "Beer Is Good
|
||
Girls Are Gay" in hmmm in hmm well lol ok that 1 isnt in a key lol im not a
|
||
fukkin musik queer how shuld i kno anyway i hope to see u all their to
|
||
experiense the thrill of our decibles
|
||
%
|
||
If there is one thing that OSS has shown, it is that full time software
|
||
teams do not produce better quality products than the amateurs (example:
|
||
Linux v. windows)
|
||
%
|
||
If Microsoft gets rid of that millions lines of spaghetti code in Windows XP
|
||
(expect the same in Longhorn 2006 & Blackcomb 2112) and comes up with a
|
||
brand new efficient system that equals the Apple, Apple can finally be laid
|
||
to rest. After all Microsoft is the standard, like the Qwerty keyboard. You
|
||
are going to have to live with Microsoft and those millions of lines of
|
||
spaghetti code for some years to come.
|
||
%
|
||
I went to some IP that should have taken me to a warez server and it took me
|
||
to one with a lot of porn and banners :(
|
||
%
|
||
It appears as though Robert Hanssen, the American FBI agent accused of
|
||
selling American secrets to the Russians, was a registered Linux user!!!
|
||
This is further evidence, as if any more was needed, that Linux and
|
||
communism are inseperable, and that anyone using Linux is supporting the
|
||
communist murder of millions!
|
||
%
|
||
Final Fantasy? Please. The game is slow and repetitive. Meanial tasks such
|
||
as just finding your way out of a cave can be extremely difficult. Also, you
|
||
must power up / gain levels buy engaging in mini-conflicts throughout the
|
||
game. These conflicts require NO eye / hand coordination, are extremely
|
||
tedious and occur about, oh, every 1.5 seconds. If you enjoy games that keep
|
||
you moving and require "gaming" skills, stay away from this game. I enjoy
|
||
the idea of a "Fantasy" concept, but, personally, I would much rather read
|
||
Tolkein than spend 5 hours running around in circles trying to find an exit
|
||
from just one screen of this game.
|
||
%
|
||
Longhorn? More like shoehorn, the way they're trying to cram all these new
|
||
"features" into it.
|
||
%
|
||
Haha, you NSYNC lovin' assholes really got burned this time. Why can't you
|
||
just shut your mouths and accept their demise?? They are all losers.. JC
|
||
has to share that woman from Desperate Housewives with 3 other guys. And
|
||
Justin, oh my gosh, he isn't even man enough to hold on to Britney (and
|
||
judging by her new husband it shouldn't be that hard). I'm just glad Back
|
||
Street Boys have released their new album. They were the original band that
|
||
every record company cloned. Just goes to show you the true acts are the
|
||
last acts!! BSB 4ever!~
|
||
%
|
||
One time I was masturbating in the closet and my brother walked in but he
|
||
tripped and his mouth landed on my cock and he was yawning but I was almost
|
||
done and at that point the burglar alarm went off and I came and my brother
|
||
tried to get up and run away but his pants got caught on the door and tore
|
||
off and he fell backwards onto me and my mom walked in and saw it it was
|
||
horrible.
|
||
%
|
||
I swear i must be the only person that can use IE and not get all that crap.
|
||
I bet its because i know not press the X button on a popup...Yeah i bet
|
||
thats it. Oh and i dont go to a warez sites like an idiot.
|
||
%
|
||
im poor by choice fag. living in the mud just to get away. if i want money i
|
||
can get it peice of piss
|
||
%
|
||
ObjC is able to use C code directly without change. That's why MS is pushing
|
||
C# - it makes it harder to port code to OSX. With Windows projects done in
|
||
C, most of the code can remain unchanged. You just add a little ObjC to
|
||
handle the system stuff. With C#, most of the code must be completely
|
||
rewritten.
|
||
%
|
||
only furries have faggoty butterfly and angel wings, us gargoyles have real
|
||
mans wings
|
||
%
|
||
girl, you must be herbal essences because masturbating with you is a totally
|
||
organic experience
|
||
%
|
||
Hey guys. I just came from Best Buy with my dad and saw this a-ni-me called
|
||
'Neon Genesis Evangelion' and my dad let me bought it, so now I have it with
|
||
me but I've been reading about it and they say there is nudity in it. I'm
|
||
not sure if my parents will allow me to watch it, last time they found my
|
||
Hentai folder they changed my parental controls to Young Teen for a month.
|
||
It's not fair. I'm 19. I'm hiding my Hentai in Documents and Settings now.
|
||
%
|
||
there are 2 bits in bathroom binary. a number 1 (01) is taking a piss. a
|
||
number 2 (10) is taking a poop. a number 3 (11) is a shitpiss where you poop
|
||
and pee at the same time.
|
||
%
|
||
How about the enviroment? Canonical clearly does not care much for
|
||
enviromental protection. The amount of Ubuntu CDs they have dumped in the
|
||
past is unacceptable. They have reached AOL quantities.
|
||
%
|
||
Don't obscure the topic at hand with "facts". History has always been made
|
||
through quick, instinctual choices. Intellect is nothing but a distraction
|
||
when it comes to life shattering situations. Look at how it has defined our
|
||
history. Do you think I am about to turn away from the legacy of generations
|
||
before me? Alternative methods take longer, and never completely solve the
|
||
problem. It is easier for the mass populace to attack a problem
|
||
straightforward. Consideration for things slows down the pulse of results.
|
||
%
|
||
Oh man oh man. There was my dad, pissed as all hell dirty and oily in his
|
||
work clothes yelling at the little pimple faced manager. "Sir we can't
|
||
replace your monitor because you did not purchase it here." "I BRING MONITOR
|
||
IN AND YOU FIX, THEN YOU DROP AND EXPECT ME PAY, I DO NOT THINK!!!!!!!"
|
||
After about 15 minutes of this we walked out of there with a brand new 15
|
||
inch packard bell. Then I went home and played wing commander 2 till I got
|
||
tired, masturbated to sailor moon porn and went to bed.
|
||
%
|
||
Everyone else in the classroom was laughing at me. Due to my weakness, I was
|
||
unable to push him away. I tried to wiggle my mostly ornamental white velcro
|
||
shoes but that only encouraged him. I was thrown from my wheel chair and
|
||
rolled onto my back. That's when the torture started. That day I was
|
||
violated with every pen, pencil, crayon and glue bottle those insufferable
|
||
retards could lay their malformed mitts on.
|
||
%
|
||
faggot! get the fuck out of here. we don't take kindly to you people around
|
||
here. you're worse than the niggers. at least the niggers are predictable -
|
||
they just want to make illegitimate children, eat fried chicken, and steal
|
||
cars - you faggots, who the fuck knows what you're going to do next?
|
||
%
|
||
I have been testing Longhorn prereleases for weeks now and I have to say
|
||
that it's extremely buggy. Micro$oft has a long way to go before they
|
||
catch upto Apple.
|
||
%
|
||
i have a girlfriend who was raped when she was in high school. not only that
|
||
she got molested by family member. even though it has been 8 years since
|
||
that happened, she is still disturbed and when she sees something on tv or
|
||
movie that remind her, she cries. at which point i rape her. what a whore!
|
||
%
|
||
Wee! Look at me! I'm a faggot masochist with my faggot masochists' OS! Look
|
||
at me! Look at me! Look at me! I can't play WMVs! Ain't I cool!
|
||
%
|
||
I can't believe I just took a shit in my Wookie costume at the Star Wars
|
||
convention. What the fuck? I can't stand up and take it to waste chute
|
||
because I am literally wading in a feces-filled fur suit at this very
|
||
moment. Any change in battle stance would send this rancid bantha poodoo
|
||
spilling down my legs and into view of every Jedi Knight within 30 feet of
|
||
me. There is no way I can play this off as a fart. It doesn't help that I've
|
||
eaten nothing but doritos and pepsi for the passed 3 days. I can hardly
|
||
think straight! How am I possibly going to explain this to my mom when she
|
||
comes back from the store to ask me what the fuck I just did in the presence
|
||
of Boba Fett. She'll make me drop trau in front of everyone again. There it
|
||
is. The Ewok at the signing booth to the right of me just asked if I could
|
||
smell 'that'. I gotta go.
|
||
%
|
||
Christianity was founded and propagated by Jews. It is also the source of
|
||
Western art, morality, and science.
|
||
%
|
||
Your argument is not very compelling. Everyone knows I'm not here to "get
|
||
down", I'm here specifically to crush you in debate and I'm not going to
|
||
spend much time here either as I am quickly dulled by this sort of thing.
|
||
%
|
||
A note to the idiot who keeps sending me anonymous emails claiming to have
|
||
"f*cked" my mother: 1) Do you really think i don't have your IP address and
|
||
have a relatively good idea of who you are? 2) Do you really think I care
|
||
about your weird sexual fantasies? 3) Have you even SEEN my mother? HAHAHA
|
||
4) Keep it up. The messages are being logged, stored and passed on to the
|
||
relevant authorities and, of course, your ISP... 5) I know where you are.
|
||
%
|
||
I masterbate using a Johnsonville 'Cheddarwurst' in each hole and a vibe on
|
||
my button. I have acheived 48 orgasms in two hours with this technique.
|
||
%
|
||
I used to find ways to jack off around my mom while she wasn't looking. I
|
||
have even shot off onto her while she was asleep at night and my dad was at
|
||
work. She was a heavy sleeper and it wasn't any problem to gently uncover
|
||
her and wack off right in front of her. I have even gotten completely naked
|
||
and stood on a kitchen chair I pulled up next to her bed and blew my load
|
||
completely across the bed, never hitting her with any of it all. The time I
|
||
remember most is when I came home drunk (again) and she was already asleep.
|
||
I got totally naked and went to her room. Luckily, she was completely
|
||
uncovered and snoring like a cow. It was like I had special ordered this
|
||
because she was laying flat on her back with her knees folded out like she
|
||
was expecting me. I looked at her tight little panties and could see the
|
||
split plain as day. She kept a letter opener on the night stand next to her
|
||
bed for when she opens the mail each night before she goes to bed. It was
|
||
the kind with the razor blade in it. I used the letter opener to cut her
|
||
panties right across the crotch. I jumped when they snapped apart. I wasn't
|
||
expecting that. Mom never moved. She just laid there snoring like a bear. I
|
||
thought to myself this was too good to be true. And since I was already
|
||
naked, I thought about how I could slip over top of her and try to touch my
|
||
dick to her open pussy. I knew I couldn't actually stick it in her without
|
||
waking her up. I must have tried ten times to get on top but couldn't do it.
|
||
I did, however, manage to actually lick her pussy(very lightly at first).
|
||
After a couple of licks, I got brave and put my toung inside a little bit.
|
||
Once I did that, I knew I was pushing it so I eased off the side of the bed
|
||
and jacked off standing as near her face as I could without waking her. I
|
||
wanted to shoot my load on her face but I chickened out. I turned toward her
|
||
still open legs and tried to blow it on her pussy. I did manage to get it
|
||
all over her leg. She never budged. Sometimes I think she knew the whole
|
||
time and just let me get myself off because she may have actually liked it.
|
||
I sometimes wonder if she had always known when I was doing my thing around
|
||
her. I got away with things you could not believe sometimes. I even put my
|
||
throbing swelled dick in her hand once while she was sleeping in the
|
||
recliner watching television. I didn't keep it there long but it was enough
|
||
for me to go to the bathroom and beat off like a fool.
|
||
%
|
||
I was sitting alone at home one night, curled up in a blanket on the couch.
|
||
I was watching "Sex in the City" and I heard a knock at the door. I got up,
|
||
and looked out the peephole. It was Kobe Bryant. I was very surprised, I do
|
||
not know him personally. I opened the door and let him in, because hey, its
|
||
not like a huge NBA star is there to rob you or anything! After he stepped
|
||
in the foyer, he grabbed me and made me swallow my chewing gum. I
|
||
immediately blurted out that was a horrible thing to do because it will stay
|
||
in there for 7 years! Kobe began laughing incredibly hard, then grabbed me
|
||
again. Before I could even scream, he was ripping off my pants and lowering
|
||
my panties, "jamming" his enormous dong into my tight, but willing cunny. He
|
||
truly began raping me viciously in every hole, but it wasnt rape. I hadn't
|
||
had sex in the past year, and I really needed this. Especially from such a
|
||
well endowed man. As he thrusted in and out, he picked me up and moved me
|
||
into the kitchen. I didnt have any idea why. He opened the freezer and
|
||
removed my frozen pre-made chicken nuggets. He popped them in the microwave
|
||
and continued his sexual escapade. Kobe began sniffing loudly, pulling in
|
||
immense amounts of air through his huge negro nostrils. "Whats wrong, Kobe?
|
||
Keep Thrusting!" I yelled, as I was nearing climax. But he continued
|
||
sniffing uncontrollably. He then dropped me on the floor, reached in the
|
||
microwave and grabbed the plate of nuggets. The worst thing ever happened
|
||
next. He grabbed each nugget, smelled it, licked it, and then jammed it
|
||
right into his anus. Before long, Kobe's anus was full of Tyson's very best
|
||
nuggets, and I was masturbating to my second climax (I, however, did not
|
||
notice him doing his thing with the nuggets). The next thing, however, was
|
||
what shocked, surprised, and scarred me for life. Kobe walked over to me,
|
||
and said "Ya hungry?" I said "Were you cooking those nuggets for us to eat?
|
||
How thoughtful of you!" To my surprise, he said "No way bitch! Now eat up!"
|
||
and he sat right down on my face and began to shit the nuggets, one by one,
|
||
into my mouth. He exhibited amazing anal control, and surprisingly the shit
|
||
encrusted nuggets tasted fabulous. Kobe has been coming over whenever the
|
||
Lakers are in town for the past year ohh yeah.
|
||
%
|
||
i hacked into an airline's computer systems and stole a huge bunch of
|
||
frequent flyer points then traded them in for merchandise and got a sony
|
||
playstation 2
|
||
%
|
||
HEY BABE WHO WOULD WIN PIRATES.... OR NINJA??? ALSO NOTE I DID NOT USE AN S
|
||
BECAUSE NINJA IS JAPANESE AND THEY DONT HAVE PLURALS DO YOU LIKE JAPAN
|
||
%
|
||
It was only -after- I took the lethal dose of aspirin that I realized I
|
||
couldn't find my Evanescence CDs anywhere!! My elaborate suicide plans were
|
||
ruined, but as you can imagine I am quite used to disappointment... so
|
||
sleepy...
|
||
%
|
||
Don't you dare talk to me like I don't know my profession.
|
||
%
|
||
Congratulations, prick, you've just made my ignore list. Was it worth it to
|
||
you to make your "witty" comments and snide in-jokes to your irc pals about
|
||
me if it meant you are now disappeared from my online experience? Have a
|
||
nice life.
|
||
%
|
||
A computer scientist? what are your credentials as a scientist? How have
|
||
you furthered scientific knowledge? I am a scientist. PhD in space science,
|
||
as a matter of fact. A veritable rocket scientist. I have also developed
|
||
software for the last 25 years. I have headed software projects and
|
||
delivered software to some important customers, including the DoD. So
|
||
forgive me if I take exception to some programmer hack calling himself a
|
||
scientist.
|
||
%
|
||
"Star Wars" was the highlight of my abusive childhoo. My father brutally
|
||
belted me frequently, and the rest of the family, a term which I use very
|
||
loosely, just hid what he did to me.
|
||
%
|
||
Doesn't matter. Once the US housing bubble collapses there will be a total
|
||
economic collapse. Companies like Netflix and Amazon will go bankrupt as
|
||
Americans just try to save enough for food
|
||
%
|
||
I think that the present lack of comments on this article, combined with the
|
||
subject matter of this article, speaks volumes about the so-called open
|
||
source community.
|
||
%
|
||
girl you must be Frogger because I would cross rush hour traffic and
|
||
cascading rivers in order to hop in your hole 6 times in a row
|
||
%
|
||
If you want to make full use of your hardware use Windows. If you want to
|
||
waste days trying to get an alpha OS to work with hacked drivers and
|
||
illegally reverse engineered applications mostly written by ugly teenagers
|
||
who stop doing it once they get laid then by all means use Linux.
|
||
%
|
||
it's so weird seeing Obi Wan Kenobe playing Alfred
|
||
%
|
||
girl, you must be an HTTP status code because all i'm getting is: 402
|
||
Payment Required
|
||
%
|
||
I hate when people think they're saving the world just by riding their bike.
|
||
It's like those black and white couples that think they're fighting racism
|
||
just by fucking each other.
|
||
%
|
||
Your a stupid fucker. You know no one gives a shit about what you say. Pipe
|
||
down and go check on your emerging gentoo box -- ooh i think your
|
||
_ricer_kernel_ just finished building.
|
||
%
|
||
one time i killed this hippie and scraped the resin off his lungs and i died
|
||
of a weed overdose
|
||
%
|
||
For instance: throughout all of my time in elementary school there was this
|
||
one kid who would go to the bathroom so he could poop. But he had a phobia
|
||
of water splashing up his crack or something like that. I say this because
|
||
he would go into the stall, take down his pants, and while still standing,
|
||
proceed to shit on the floor right in front of the toilet. It was weird when
|
||
you would go to the bathroom and you would see a burgundy loaf on the floor
|
||
of the bathroom. And it was always in the same bathroom.
|
||
%
|
||
I'm not perfect in english, but I was on college forums when I was in
|
||
college, and you wouldn't have lasted two minutes with anyone with your
|
||
kiddy type gibberish.
|
||
%
|
||
Stupid internet faggots get obsessed with the most inane things. If it's
|
||
from Japan or runs on Linux watch the fuck out cause these losers will act
|
||
like Jesus appeared on Earth.
|
||
%
|
||
there is no such thing as hardcore gaming, anymore then there is anything
|
||
extreme about mountain dew livewire
|
||
%
|
||
Sometimes when I get bored I stick screw drivers in my piss hole (preferably
|
||
phillips head) Then I thumb around my sphincter with my womenlike finger
|
||
nails scraping the days left overs and sniff it for 10 minutes.
|
||
%
|
||
since blacks have bigger wangs... do black chicks have bigger holes?
|
||
%
|
||
As a professional shrink, I was appauled while observing Tom Cruise as he
|
||
underwent a complete alteration of personality on national television.
|
||
Although his aggressive display did not make me think him gay, I certainly
|
||
wondered if he was forgetting his Lithium or if we were watching one of his
|
||
alternate personalities! Truly mindboggling behavior!
|
||
%
|
||
Her lips bit onto his, opened, and began force vomiting shit down his
|
||
throat. Her fingers dug deep into his flesh and John struggled as Kihnda
|
||
pulled him down. Into the toilet, into her kind, warm love, where they could
|
||
be forever. John tried to break free. He didn.t make it. The shit was too
|
||
strong. His penis still erect, a die-hard pervert to the end, loving every
|
||
last fucking minute of it, John drowned in his cannibal leavings.
|
||
%
|
||
i wipe turd on my tallywacker. im not happy, sometimes i touch my mouth
|
||
after playin with faeces. i think i have syphalis or scruvy..god bless
|
||
triffle, i put my balls in triffle....my pubes are 4 inches long.
|
||
%
|
||
Fucked in the ass non-stop, ream my hole, with a helicopter prop, I love ass
|
||
fucking, yes it's true, I douche my ass nightly, so there's no poo. I'm a
|
||
fanatic faggot, I love to get raped, got my dad's camcorder, to get it all
|
||
on tape. My sphincter's so loose, all my movements are butt juice, in the
|
||
war of fists and my ass, there can never be a truce.
|
||
%
|
||
Liberals deserve to be KILLED. Shot dead. Hit in the head with baseball
|
||
bats, hatchets, axes or even ice picks. Hung by their necks from the
|
||
nearest lamp post or tree. Liberals are the scum of the earth. Whether
|
||
they're in the UK, US or anywhere else, I advocate extreme violence against
|
||
liberals! The only good liberal is a dead liberal.
|
||
%
|
||
I shat on my keyboard today. So I was vaccuming my keyboard to remove the
|
||
dried up man juice of my past expeditions into trannybooth.com. I was
|
||
playing with different settings on the cleaner, and noticed how it produced
|
||
keystrokes when it was blowing. It made me wonder - was my own fart strong
|
||
enough to type something? Being the experimenting type, I went ahead and
|
||
pulled down my pants, positioned my ass right above the keyboard and let out
|
||
a thunderous one. Turned out my bowel had decieved me, for along with the
|
||
gas came hot chunks of shit. My computer started beeping like crazy as a
|
||
huge log pressed down on the function keys. My keyboard went friggin
|
||
shit-brown. There it was, a steaming turd right across my home row. I had to
|
||
use fucking motor oil to clean away the fecal matter. I don't know what I'm
|
||
going to tell my sister when she finds out the keyboard smells like crap.
|
||
%
|
||
i don't care if you premium member, i will ctl+alt+dlt u / you little fuck,
|
||
i've got year old posts bigger than u/ before i lost weight, back in
|
||
ninety-eight/ you was wack posting over at gbs i seen u/ then you came to
|
||
FYAD, switch your demeanor, well - we don't believe you, you need more
|
||
people/ troll phds of the game, we passed them classes; nobody could read
|
||
you 05 dudez like we do/ don't let 'em gas you like lowtax; he'll harass
|
||
you/ trust me on this one - i'll e-detach you/ hand from keyboard, eyes from
|
||
screen/ they'll have to hold a cybervigil, put your webcam live stream/ no,
|
||
you're not on my level get your mouse tweaked/i posted what ya did all year
|
||
in my first week/ (chorus) niggaz'll hijack your post, make you report to
|
||
admin/ your faggot topics i'll unpin, make your drives spin and spin/ we
|
||
bring - humor to ur thread, kill your bullshit drama/ too much bytes for ur
|
||
modem, go run to ya momma/
|
||
%
|
||
Flopping and flailing, tugging and yanking, rolling my micro-burrito between
|
||
my thumb and forefinger, I desperately Google "Hairy Asian Pussy"... "Big
|
||
Black Tits"... "Shaved Mature Naked"... but am unable to focus on any single
|
||
image long enough to construct a suitable fantasy. I click rapidly from one
|
||
photo to the next, accidentally smearing vitamin E oil on the keyboard and
|
||
mouse, all through the night until morning's cruel rays mock my soft,
|
||
greasy loins.
|
||
%
|
||
one time i smoked so much weed i got to like level 99 of being high then i
|
||
kept smoking and my high reset back to level 0 and i was perfectly sober
|
||
except my hair turned yellow
|
||
%
|
||
STAR WARS EWOX JEDI X-WING GREEDOO DEATH STARS ANAKIN VADER JABBA HUT
|
||
LIGHTSABERS VULCANZ HAN SOLO AT-ATs PADAWAN YODA ITS A TRAP CP30
|
||
CHEWIE
|
||
%
|
||
Your theories interest me and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter.
|
||
%
|
||
Also, if you have ever billboarded a request (posting a request more than
|
||
once in order to have it more visible) then you are in my killfiter as well.
|
||
This is nothing personal, I just need to filter abuse in order to enjoy
|
||
Usenet.
|
||
%
|
||
Do you really think that KDE is completely under GPL? You are either
|
||
uninformed or a troll. I think you are a troll who tries to say "If KDE
|
||
was under BSD license, Apple had not given any modifications back."
|
||
%
|
||
Did you know? There is scientific proof that bipedal creatures similar to
|
||
modern day wolves, cats and horses existed and even had their own
|
||
proto-languages. It is theorized that today's "furries" are the offspring of
|
||
these ancient races.
|
||
%
|
||
The lolly is a phallic symbol. It was invented by man in his eternal quest
|
||
to subjugate women and dominate them by teaching children the act of
|
||
fellatio at a young age - especially female children. To have equality among
|
||
people, we should eliminate such travesties of recreation. But lollies are
|
||
too deply entrenched in our society for them to be removed without much
|
||
harm. Therefore I propose to balance the situation by introducing a new type
|
||
of lolly - it shall contain two sticks instead of one and to consume it,
|
||
people must spread out the sticks and lick in between, symbolising
|
||
cunnilingus.
|
||
%
|
||
I can't believe that you banned my firneds computer along with my work one.
|
||
What the fuck dude. Can't you fucking deal. I really have no Idea waht the
|
||
fucking beef is with me.Really you fucking one. I no longer post during the
|
||
day. I look at the site once a week if that. Really. If you see that fake
|
||
persona only had 12 post over 2 months. THat is rediculus for me. So really
|
||
fuck you. I can't believe that you banned my friends computer cause i posted
|
||
on it. What did you want me to do.Worst part is that I have had convoy's
|
||
with you on the other board and I know you have had no IDEA who I am.Man
|
||
dude get in touch with me and lets hash this shit out. I am sick of this
|
||
shit.Better yet call me so I can bitch you out over the phone and get this
|
||
over with..Ps. I am not crunk right now just drunk and go ahead and bann
|
||
this IP addy wile your at it you fuck head.
|
||
%
|
||
This has to be the most pathetic attempt at flaming I've ever seen. I was
|
||
laughing, so if that's what you intended, congratulations, otherwise,
|
||
perhaps it would behoove you to find out what autism is before make stupid,
|
||
unwitty posts about sufferers of the disease. Now, if you'd like to try to
|
||
flame me, make it a real flame.
|
||
%
|
||
Well, I can't waste all day in this IRC. Gotta go to a T5 meet for some
|
||
training. Gotta place high in this years TiT and Evo2k5 tournaments. (Tekken
|
||
5.) See ya guys. :(
|
||
%
|
||
I've been foruming for ten years, been a moderator / admin of forums and all
|
||
that. It gets old after awile. I enjoy trolling shitty websites more than
|
||
anything.
|
||
%
|
||
When I got home, the dog looked like it needed some more sex, so I unzipped
|
||
my cock and inserted it into the hound. We had sex all night. When it was
|
||
dead in the morning, I was still raping it. When I was 80 years old and the
|
||
corpse was decomposed and crawing with maggots, I was still ejaculating my
|
||
seed into the empty shell. Later, I died.
|
||
%
|
||
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|
||
harnesses the power of a biochemical reaction to create controlled
|
||
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|
||
EXPLOSIVE ORGASM of a lifetime! She'll never cheat on you again after she
|
||
feels the POWER of our patented testicle exploding forumula.
|
||
%
|
||
BETTER NOT HEAR OF ANYONE BREAKING THIS ONE OR SEE DELETED. This is a ribbon
|
||
for soldiers fighting in Iraq. Pass it on to everyone and pray. Something
|
||
good will happen to you tonight at 11:11 PM. This is not a joke. Someone
|
||
will either call you or will talk to you online and say that they love you.
|
||
Do not break this chain. Send this to 13 people in the next 15 minutes. Go
|
||
%
|
||
do you ever get these weird urges to jerk off.. and then after you do you
|
||
get this sick feeling in your stomach like you're going to throwup and
|
||
passout ?
|
||
%
|
||
Okay, so you want to mack it with the ladies, but don't know where to start?
|
||
How about you groom yourself you fucking pig. Here's your first lesson:
|
||
WOMEN HATE MEN WITH BALL HAIR. There are some common technique for removal
|
||
(i.e. razor, electric razor, nair) but my favorite is the time proven method
|
||
of plucking. Start by sitting in a chair. Now, stretch your penis between
|
||
your testicles and hold it there. This will decrease the electric signals
|
||
being sent to your brain everytime you pluck, bye bye pain! You should be
|
||
done in about 10 minutes, and after that, you're on your way to Fellatio
|
||
Farms. Go getum Cassanova.
|
||
%
|
||
Emoticons are useful, since they can at least partially take the place of
|
||
facial expressions, gestures, and tone of voice, all of which give clues to
|
||
meaning beyond what your mere words convey, in face to face dialogue. They
|
||
can easily be overused though, or used in a far too cutesy fashion, somewhat
|
||
like a girl dotting her i's with big pink hearts. If your email has more
|
||
than one or two emoticons in it, yo
|
||
%
|
||
Frankly, I am appalled at the way that members here treat the underground
|
||
furry community. It seems to me like nobody here really understands anything
|
||
about the furry way of life. I mean, seriously, do you know how freeing it
|
||
is be honest about being encased in a human body whilst having an animal
|
||
soul?
|
||
%
|
||
What the fuck does it mean? What's the point? Is that sticker telling me to
|
||
drive more carefully because you've spawned, and you're carrying said spawn
|
||
in your auto-mobile? Why should I care? You're obvously an idiot, so why
|
||
should I have any regard for the waste matter that sprung screaming from
|
||
your idiot loins? I'm gonna drive how I'm gonna drive. Just because you've
|
||
gone out of your way to inform me that you happen to be transporting your
|
||
worthless Shit-Factory doesn't mean I'm going to alter my driving style in
|
||
the least. And that's another thing. That shit automatically assumes that
|
||
I'm the shitty driver. What about you? Shouldn't you be the one driving more
|
||
carefully because your squealing tit-sucker is in the passenger seat? Why
|
||
are you telling me about it? If I'm walking to the post office to mail a
|
||
priceless Ming vase, I don't shout at every person on the street "FRAGILE!
|
||
FRAGILE CONTENTS HERE, BE CAREFUL WALKING AROUND ME!" No, that would be
|
||
stupid. However, buying some stupid-ass 99 cent sticker that says "Baby on
|
||
Board" is supposed to magically transform everyone on the freeway into
|
||
perfect drivers.
|
||
%
|
||
I am a 15 year old guy, I am 5'7", and HATE humanity. I despise every piece
|
||
of life around me, and I understand that this might classify me as insane,
|
||
but so what. I HATE christians(well most of them, but not all) because all
|
||
they do is shove there religon on you, why don't they just let me believe
|
||
what I want? But anyways, just come on in, and see what I have been feeling
|
||
like today. Later...
|
||
%
|
||
u all people are goddam nigger fucktards! fuck u all! nigger fucktards! eat
|
||
my shit motherfuckers! goddam nigger fucktards! fucktards all! god damn you
|
||
nigger fucktards!
|
||
%
|
||
girl you must be the recently cancelled television show "enterprise" because
|
||
no matter how many fat sweaty nerds profess their love for you, you are
|
||
still just a piece of shit whore that no respectable man would allow himself
|
||
to be seen in public with
|
||
%
|
||
girl, u must have a 2d20 spell resistance because you are resisting my magic
|
||
missile
|
||
%
|
||
Face it, you just want an ipod so you can hack the firmware to make it
|
||
vibrate then stick the smooth case up your ass you big FAG!!!
|
||
%
|
||
You don't me, but I was looking through yahoo profiles and I saw that you
|
||
are in Texas City. The reason that I'm writing to you is I'm a handsome,
|
||
goodlooking straight male. But lately I've been getting the urge to know how
|
||
does it feel to suck a cock. I'm very serious about this, this is not a
|
||
joke. If you havent' figured it out yet, I'd like to suck your dick. You
|
||
might look at this email and not be interested at all, and I'd understand if
|
||
you don't. If your not interested, you can write me back and tell me to go
|
||
to hell, and I won't bother you again. To let you know, a guy sucks better
|
||
cock than any female, cause only a guy knows what a guy likes. If you're
|
||
interested, it will be secretly and discreet. If you are interested, just
|
||
write me and let me know. If your not, like I said, just tell me to go to
|
||
hell. Let me know.
|
||
%
|
||
Linux Scat Ode : The chat has moved off this mortal coil. To replace the
|
||
entertainment , my pants : I'll soil! Turds smashing into the boxers all
|
||
nite. I'll take them off and sniff. Ohh yeah. Dats rite. The smell is
|
||
divine, the taste is great. Now all I need is a paper plate. Going to
|
||
Butch's with this fresh poopie. I hope he's thirsty. Because this poop is :
|
||
soupy. My bowel movements are incredibly loose. Thats ok, I lo Its a shame
|
||
that my body is nothing but lard. Oh the life of a Linux Fatty Shit-eating
|
||
Scat Fiend. Oh no mom is comming!!! This chat session : screen'd
|
||
%
|
||
When I installed Linux it asked me for my credit card number. Two days later
|
||
I got a call from Wachovia asking me if I had purchased $400 worth of
|
||
Totino's pizza rolls and Mountain Dew (I hadn't). Let this be a warning to
|
||
all of you out there in the Internet.
|
||
%
|
||
didnt ben franklin invent lightning or was that edison?
|
||
%
|
||
So I'm out with my niece at our local shopping mall here in Philadelphia,
|
||
called the Gallery, we had just gotten some delicious banana yogurt
|
||
shakes...and who do we see but Mr. Hasselhoff! He was signing sneakers at
|
||
Foot Locker, apparently he has a new line of Sketchers out or something (?)
|
||
and there he was. I told him that I used to wish i had a car like Kitt and
|
||
he laughed and then i laughed and then he got really serious all of a
|
||
sudden.He leaned close and whispered to me that Kitt was real. He said he
|
||
could press a button and Kitt would come flying into the mall right there
|
||
running over people and causing massive havoc. I'm not sure if he was
|
||
kidding or not but my niece got real scared and spilled her banana yogurt
|
||
shake. Is this unusual for Mr. Hasselhoff to act like this? This is our
|
||
first David sighting and to be honest i was a little nervous.
|
||
%
|
||
YOU ARE THE BIGGEST FUCKING GROUP OF UTTER. FUCKING. IDIOTIC. SHIT EATING.
|
||
CIRCLEJERK. FAGGOTS. EVER. TO. WALK. THE. EARTH. NOTHING YOU SAY TO ME CAN
|
||
HURT ME AT ALL! YOU ARE NOT INTELLIGENT, EDGY OR COOL, YOU ARE JUST A
|
||
PATHETIC FUCKING PIECES OF SHIT WHO LIKE TO BELLITLE OTHERS OVER THE
|
||
INTERNET TO FEEL BETTER ABOUT THEMSELVES. FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
|
||
%
|
||
So you're working out and getting buff so you are strong to do what?
|
||
"Getting women" as if they are objects to do what? Fuck them and forget
|
||
about it? Some life. "Getting women" improves your social status amongst
|
||
those who hi-five people for being "playa"s. Who gives a damn about being
|
||
more social amongst those vapid wastes of food and employment? Video games
|
||
are a great way to have fun, and enjoy things that are availible to you in
|
||
life. Not only this, but the making of a game is an art form - by playing
|
||
through, say, an RPG, you are treated to a grand story that is just
|
||
overwhelmingly more fufilling than going out, fucking some chick, hi-fiving
|
||
yourself and calling it a night.
|
||
%
|
||
for the past several years I've been mailing all my feces to Ralph Nader.
|
||
Every time I defecate, I do so in a zip lock bag, which I then send to Ralph
|
||
Nader's home address via USPS priority mail. Though I always clearly write
|
||
my name and address on the return portion of the envelope, I have never
|
||
recieved a reply, nor have any of my mailings been refused :|
|
||
%
|
||
I lick my own fecal matter from time to time, it's not as bad as you'd
|
||
think. I even got my old girlfriend to try it, I talked it about it for so
|
||
long, I actually convinced her to wipe me after a dump with her tounge. She
|
||
got stabbed by some guy 2 months later.
|
||
%
|
||
A beautiful young lady is on her knees sucking my cock. I am leaning forward
|
||
and bracing myself against the wall. I can feel her spreading my ass cheeks
|
||
to allow her boyfriend to enter me. He's in and starting to stroke in and
|
||
out. Every forward thrust pushes my cock further and further into her mouth.
|
||
I can feel her reaching under my balls to feel his cock going in and out of
|
||
my ass.
|
||
%
|
||
just went to micro$ofts web site to get some drivers for my cousin and it
|
||
locked my machine - Of course I am using unbuntu and firefox - funny thing
|
||
is when I unplugged my network cable I got my mouse back and disconnected
|
||
from their site - seems everything works fine now but I sure hope they
|
||
weren't trying to put sypware or root kit on my computer. they will hear
|
||
from if I find anything. piss off microsoft - what are you now keeping
|
||
people that don't run your os from your web site.
|
||
%
|
||
Did you know that the first knights in Medieval times were actually Negroid?
|
||
Indeed, the word "knight" comes from the Old English "niht" meaning night or
|
||
darkness. As time progressed, more and more Caucasians were accepted into
|
||
this sacrosanct brotherhood, but many historians agree that, while King
|
||
Arthur was definitely a white man, his entire round table of knights were
|
||
exclusively colored!
|
||
%
|
||
I'm gambling that Apple is expecting to keep profit margins up by keeping
|
||
return/repair rates extremely low by using quality components
|
||
%
|
||
i need dank nugs, smoke roach bugs, bird-man lugs, tree smokin thugs, i'm on
|
||
a mission to secure a blunt, don't be pullin no bogartin' stunt, hoardin
|
||
that shit ain't really kind, absorb that herb into yo mind, smokin' and
|
||
tokin' until you're blind, what out for 5-0 or you gonna get fined
|
||
%
|
||
All this "linux dependabilty uptime unix lol" bullshit is just that, a crock
|
||
of shit. How fucking hard is it to hit a goddamn reset button, you fat
|
||
fucking sysadmins? I realize your just about to hit level 87 in everquest
|
||
and you're already sweating from reaching for that jolt cola but for the
|
||
love of god PLEASE stop using these stupid, unusable operating systems!
|
||
%
|
||
My favorites: Maxell 80 Minute Pro (blue) for solid robust low end, detail
|
||
and clean immediacy; Maxell Music 80 minute gold for a balanced
|
||
hight-to-mid-to-bottom and wide sparkle; Fuji 80 Minute Audio for a wetter
|
||
sound (smoothes out the edges). Memorex Music 80 minutes is very nice, Taiyo
|
||
Yuden 700 MB are close, the Mitsui and BASF are in there, Sony could be
|
||
better...
|
||
%
|
||
Ecstasy, also known as MDMA, is popular in raves as a drug that promotes
|
||
tolerance. An empathogen, ecstasy gives its user heightened acceptance
|
||
towards other people. Why not use this power to pacify racists? My idea
|
||
calls for the forced injection of MDMA into racists, or risk the loss of
|
||
property. After developing an initial addiction to ecstasy, users will be
|
||
required to fuel their addiction by purchasing more of the substance.
|
||
Government-run vendors can sell their wares to give wealth back to minority
|
||
communities. This scheme will allow the racists to become normal, productive
|
||
members of society while putting more money in the hands of those that need
|
||
it the most.
|
||
%
|
||
Don't the greedy boneheads at Thompson Multimedia and Fraunhofer
|
||
Gesellschaft see that they are poisoning their own water supply by causing
|
||
the Open Source community to develop better, and free, codecs like Ogg
|
||
Vorbis?
|
||
%
|
||
So there I was zipping through the skies of Iraq in a helicopter my
|
||
associates had rented from Blackpool. We had been sweating it out as we were
|
||
forced to maintain a low altitude to stay under the AAF radar, which kept us
|
||
safe from missile batteries but exposed us to any ground troops we happened
|
||
across. We were almost home free to the green zone, when we heard the
|
||
telltale WHOOSH! of a shoulder-mounted ground-to-air missile. The pilot
|
||
screamed and in a flash we were spiraling out of control and the ground was
|
||
rushing up to meet us. When I came to, I thought I must be in heaven,
|
||
because the wind was gently rustling the green grass that seemed to be
|
||
cushioning me. I smiled at the feeling of the warm sun upon my face. Then
|
||
the Arabic men came. While a thin wiry one waved his rifle and screamed
|
||
unintelligibly at me, one of the fat ones pulled me up by the hair to my
|
||
knees and unzipped his khaki reliefs. Out sprung the largest cock I've ever
|
||
seen on a dark-skinned man. It smelled of couscous and camels, and when he
|
||
forced it down my throat I could taste a hint of Brut. They all took turns
|
||
throat-raping me, and they all had a good laugh when my screams abruptly
|
||
stopped as one of the larger cocks dislocated my larynx from my throat down
|
||
into my stomach and I began to bleed from my nose and ears. After they were
|
||
all satisfied, they pointed their barrels at me and I felt hot lead tearing
|
||
through my body. As I lay prone on the ground, just before I blacked out, I
|
||
felt something hot on my back and realized that the fat one was urinating
|
||
all over my broken American corpse ohh yeah
|
||
%
|
||
i was going through the logs in my toilet today and i found a letter. i
|
||
don't remember eating a letter. funny thing is.. it was a letter from my
|
||
colon telling me to eat less fiber. ps: i'm shutting down until you have
|
||
sex with men. after plowing the fields of the nearest 12 guys i could find,
|
||
my brother walks into the room. he says, "haha jokes on you i put that note
|
||
in your turd. you just fucked a bunch of dudes for nothing, homo!" this is
|
||
why i hate procreation.
|
||
%
|
||
girl, you must be from stdout because i'd like to pipe you
|
||
%
|
||
We've got Justice Kennedy writing decisions based upon international law,
|
||
not the Constitution of the United States? That's just outrageous. And not
|
||
only that, but he said in session that he does his own research on the
|
||
Internet? That is just incredibly outrageous.
|
||
%
|
||
is it gay that sometimes when i take a shit i get goosebumps all over my
|
||
body?
|
||
%
|
||
You sick, sick butthole licking UNIX fags. How DARE you use the disgusting
|
||
and fecal OS that is Linux. Windows is BEST! You fags get raped in the mind
|
||
by Tux. His fag penguin guise makes you shreik out in terror for Windows,
|
||
but he fuckes you so much you are forced to use Linux. I bet the fags who
|
||
reply to this are being ass raped as we speak. Linux is buggy, slow, bloated
|
||
and turns you into a fag. Windows is best! You huge fruits and your lies
|
||
about bill games must cease.
|
||
%
|
||
YOU KNOW, YOU NEEDLE-DICKED PANSIES COWER IN FEAR WHEN I WHIP MY TOWERING
|
||
CYCLOPS OUT. MY PENIS CONSUMES LIGHT AND WHOLE ASTEROIDS LIKE THEY WERE
|
||
NOTHING. ONE TIME I GOT AN ERECTION AND WELL THAT CAUSED A WHOLE GALAXY TO
|
||
BE SHATTERED BY THE SHEER FORCE. WHEN I EJACULATE IT CAUSES THE
|
||
GRAVITATIONAL CONSTANT OF THE UNIVERSE TO BE ALTERED BECAUSE OF THE SUDDEN
|
||
INCREASE IN MASS. AT THE END OF TIME THERE WILL BE NOTHING LEFT IN THE
|
||
UNIVERSE BUT DARK MATTER AND MY PENIS. MY PENIS EXISTS IN FOUR DIMENSIONS,
|
||
EXPANDING OUTWARD AT LIGHT SPEED LIKE TIME ITSELF. MY PENIS COMPOSES THE
|
||
UNIVERSE AND TICKLES AZATHOTH'S OMNIPOTENT BUNGHOLE WHEN THE STARS ARE
|
||
RIGHT. ENTROPY IS BUT A FART IN THE WIND FOR MY PENIS. MY PENIS CAN BREAK
|
||
MATHEMATICS! IT IS ABLE TO TRANSCEND REALITY AND DESTROY HUMAN THOUGHT WITH
|
||
ITS SHEER VOLUME AND MASS. MY PENIS HAS A PENIS, AND THAT PENIS IS STILL
|
||
BIGGER THAN YOUR PENIS.
|
||
%
|
||
Remember the Alamo! Shoot 'em! To show you how radical I am, I want
|
||
carjackers dead. I want rapists dead. I want burglars dead. I want child
|
||
molesters dead. I want the bad guys dead. No court case. No parole. No early
|
||
release. I want 'em dead. Get a gun and when they attack you, shoot 'em.
|
||
%
|
||
I use Firefox sometimes, but it really isn't that good. I'd rathewr use IE
|
||
than Firefox because who knows what these open-source people can do with
|
||
your credit card numbers. Not that Microsoft needs anymore money, so they
|
||
won't try to scab it off me. And at least they patch their browser
|
||
automatically with Automatic Updates
|
||
%
|
||
I'm saying to all the rappers keep it real. Not everyone on your road crew
|
||
likes pussy and you know it. The stylists that lean in your face, do your
|
||
make up, braid your hair may just have your body guards dick on his breath -
|
||
while he is all in yo grill.
|
||
%
|
||
picture yourself at college. she's the foreign exchange student from ... not
|
||
china, the other one. in any case her english is poor and she laughs at even
|
||
your shittiest jokes without understanding. you know she likes you. the only
|
||
guys after her are skinny adenoidal fags that she gets enough of back home.
|
||
she laughs at their jokes too, but it's not them she sits by in class, you
|
||
come to associate that class with the smell of her. late one night you're in
|
||
the library. she's there because you're there. you take her skinny wrist and
|
||
wordlessly lead her to the carousel you booked. there are cameras, and
|
||
neither of you care. her breathing flutters and she looks elsewhere as you
|
||
pull her close. you slide a hand down there, gliding on silken skin. she
|
||
leaks like a swollen sponge that has absorbed all it can. she's never been
|
||
fucked in a library before. but she's never met anyone as big and black as
|
||
you before.
|
||
%
|
||
You know how sometimes when you poop, it's a blue color? Well, I had one of
|
||
those poops on Friday because I had been eating artificially colored animal
|
||
crackers. After pinching a couple out, I thought it would be funny to trick
|
||
my girlfriend. I placed them on the coffee table and told her they were
|
||
novelty candies. Before I could tell her I was just joking, she took a
|
||
bite! Well, after a long weekend in the hospital, my girlfriend died of
|
||
spinal meningitis. God's going to punish me for this one, I just know it.
|
||
%
|
||
Check this shit out. Sucks pubic hair from your furniture and sextoys
|
||
without stopping every 5 minutes to douche. The Dyson DC 14 Animal features
|
||
a telescopic vibrating dildo that instantly releases semen 17 feet at the
|
||
touch of a vein. In addition, the DC 14 Animal features a wide vagina that
|
||
picks up large hookers that other trick ass niggas leave behind. A mini
|
||
turbine head-sucking dog and cat combination saves you from tight spaces
|
||
like ass, pussy or lips and a low reach faggot tool simplifies the task of
|
||
felching under pressure. The DC 14 Animal also features a carpet care kit to
|
||
keep your camel toe looking like new. Available at your local zoo.
|
||
%
|
||
If Jesus was Jewish, then why did he have a Puerto Rican name? You Stupid
|
||
Faggots.
|
||
%
|
||
Dear Sir,With due respect and humility I am writing this mail letter to you
|
||
which I believe that this letter will not embarrassed you as we have not met
|
||
or seen each other before.My name is Pastor Steve Camara, from republic of
|
||
Benin in west Africa region, pastor in charge of Revival Church Of God
|
||
Mission (RCGM) here in Abidjan Cote D' Ivoire.I am writing you in regards of
|
||
money transfer which late Pope John Paul II reviewed to me a week ago before
|
||
his death through feeding tube after his long ill health, that his late wife
|
||
who is Mrs. Esther Benson deposited the sum of US$ 4.000.000.00(four Million
|
||
Dollars) with a finance house here in Abidjan for the two (2) remaining
|
||
children PAUL III AND MARY for there future.Before the death of Pope John
|
||
Paul II he told me that this money US$ 4.000.000.00 Dollars wasacquired
|
||
genuinely, that his late wife has a diamond shop in there country which was
|
||
destroyed during the war that leads to his husband death two year ago
|
||
through heart attack.It is because of the confidence he had on me as his
|
||
pastor, he told me about this deposit and his last request to me before his
|
||
final breat is that I should try as much as I can to look for foreigner,
|
||
either individual, company or organisation who can handle this transaction
|
||
with care and confidence for the future of her two children that is
|
||
presently staying with me as there parents for now as she cannot make it for
|
||
them.Finally, if this letter touches your heart and you are willing to be of
|
||
assistance to this two children, I will like you to indicate your full
|
||
interest to enable me give you more details on how to proceed with this
|
||
transfer. Also note that all the deposit document of this money was on this
|
||
woman name as the beneficiary that made with the finance house
|
||
here.Expecting your urgent mail to this effect.Thanks and remain bless.
|
||
%
|
||
that is the nerdiest thing i have ever seen aside from my girlfriend and i
|
||
wearing matching firefox tshirts
|
||
%
|
||
girl, you must be in the kkk because i think we'll have a lot of fun once we
|
||
get under the sheets
|
||
%
|
||
Girl, you must be Snort because I'd like to trigger your intrusion detection
|
||
systems
|
||
%
|
||
I'm going to be taking a long vacation in a couple months and I want to take
|
||
a sheet of acid over with me. I'd really rather not bring it with me on the
|
||
plane as I've seen the security measures at the airport I'll be flying to
|
||
and they're pretty strict, so I was thinking of faxing it over before hand.
|
||
Anyone know if this would work?
|
||
%
|
||
girl, you must be grand theft auto: san andreas because once i get inside of
|
||
you i'm going to do all sorts of illegal things
|
||
%
|
||
girl, you must be tiger woods because no matter what you do, you'll still
|
||
just be a nigger
|
||
%
|
||
girl, you must be a dialup internet connection because every time i want to
|
||
do something useful on the phone i have to shut you up
|
||
%
|
||
girl you must be an o'reilly technical manual because despite your high
|
||
price tag, you never say anything meaningful
|
||
%
|
||
girl you must be charles barkley because i want to take you to the hole but
|
||
i doubt you would be impressed with my full-court press
|
||
%
|
||
girl, you must be a rare warez release because after i get my hands on you,
|
||
i'm going to pass you off to all of my friends
|
||
%
|
||
Did you know? Timothy McVeigh conspired with Terry Nichols to destroy the
|
||
Alfred P. Murrah Federal Building by exchanging messages using the popular
|
||
"Bit Torrent" internet program, which quickly and anonymously allows users
|
||
to exchange large volumes of confidential documents.
|
||
%
|
||
###### REFUSE RACISM & POLITICAL GARBAGE ON OSS #######UBUNTO IS AN
|
||
ANTI-WHITE RACIST OS FUNDED BY AN AFRICAN-AMERICAN WHO USES LINUX TO THROW
|
||
HIS AFRICAN PROPAGANDA DOWN OUR COLLECTIVE THROATS!!REFRAIN FROM ABUSING OSS
|
||
TO PEDAL POLITICAL PROGANDA!HAVING AN OS THAT PEDALS MULTICULTURALISM,
|
||
MISCEGENATION AND INTERRACIAL RELATIONS IS THE EQUAL OF AN 'ANTI-JEW OS
|
||
BUILD' - UNNACEPTABLE, DISGUSTING AND ANTI-OPEN SOURCE.MR AMERICAN BLACK
|
||
SUPREMACIST - OPENSOURCE DOES NOT NEED *NOR WANTS* YOUR MONEY.###### REFUSE
|
||
RACISM & POLITICAL GARBAGE ON OSS #######
|
||
%
|
||
Punctuation marks that look like smiley faces express happiness on a new
|
||
communication tool known as "Internet." The computer network is already
|
||
being used by 15 million people worldwide to chat or do important research.
|
||
%
|
||
Did you know: Google Inc. was the original corporate investor in 50 Cent's
|
||
career, advancing him $15,000 to produce his first album "Get Rich Or Die
|
||
Tryin" (Interscope 2003). 50 Cent gave Google a grateful nod when he named
|
||
his side group "G-Unit" (Google Unit), and they maintain a healthy business
|
||
relationship to this day.
|
||
%
|
||
Russel Simmons is truely a hero amongst us. He owns his own music label,
|
||
shoe company, and even a clothing line, rightfully named PHAT FARM! The
|
||
clothes are hand stitched together by hundreds of obese naked women sitting
|
||
in tubs of sperm. Their only form of payment is cunnilingus performed by
|
||
farm animals, hence the clothing name! Simmons is a brilliant man!
|
||
%
|
||
alright im not a freak lyk you....i dont put little periods after my
|
||
sentences..aportophes in my sentences or fricking commas :-D so i'd say you
|
||
back the fuck off because your the kind of person NOBODY likes cuz your a
|
||
fatass loser with no friends and is a stuck up freak:-)
|
||
%
|
||
girl you must be the warp core of the starship enterprise because if you
|
||
ever start acting up i will dump you
|
||
%
|
||
All the guys in this IRC channel I hang out in are really profane and gross.
|
||
They talk about child porn and act racist a lot of the time, and every night
|
||
before I go to bed I pray for God's forgiveness, and for God to forgive
|
||
them. Then I remember I'm wiccan. Blessed be!
|
||
%
|
||
Can anyone tell me how many times these high and mighty evolution scientists
|
||
have already backpedalled and changed their version of the truth to fit some
|
||
new finding? I've already lost the count... pathetic, really.
|
||
%
|
||
I am amazed at all the scientists who think they know "facts" when their
|
||
theories are not really anything more then a "best guess". And their guesses
|
||
care changing all the time. God's story has not changed at all. I believe we
|
||
should teach creationism in schools, it will serve more people better. Out
|
||
of a high school graduation class of 1000, how many will go on to a career
|
||
in science? Say that 700 of them go on to college and that 300 go into the
|
||
work force. Of the 700, 100 decide they want to major in physics or
|
||
chemistry. Of them 70 get weeded out. You now have 30 people who will
|
||
continue. The other 970 people will be better served with an education that
|
||
focuses on creationism. We are living in a time with relative ethics. We are
|
||
living in an increasing secular society, where life means little. We all
|
||
watched in horror as the Teri Shiavo in Florida was starved to death. That
|
||
never should have happened, in the light that there is information that her
|
||
husband might have beat her the night she collapsed, and the uncertainty of
|
||
her wishes. Even our most prized and well written scientists believe in God.
|
||
Einstein believed in God, he was quoted as saying "I want to know God's
|
||
thoughts, the rest are just details".
|
||
%
|
||
Growing up in the Deep South you are exposed hunting and trapping at an
|
||
early age. I will never forget the time my father got so drunk on Robitussin
|
||
that after beating me repeatedly with a rake he went outside to place traps
|
||
to ensnare wild animals that we could use for food. After a few ours of
|
||
stalking about he came inside and found me lying on the floor half conscious
|
||
he chastised me for being a little wuss and kicked me in the kidneys
|
||
claiming while shouting something about Jesus before passing out on the
|
||
kitchen floor. The next morning the department of fish and game came
|
||
knocking at our door asking if we knew anything about the bear traps that
|
||
were placed all over the apartment complex. Apparently he had ensnared
|
||
several negroes, and, while it was negro season, he was over his bag limit
|
||
and had to cut some of them loose. Man, those were the days, sipping
|
||
lemonade on the porch while dad skinned niggers in the back yard.
|
||
%
|
||
girl you must be a game of texas holdem cuz i just wanna go all in
|
||
%
|
||
You can't talk that way about EverQuest you fag! OMG Just you wait till I
|
||
pry my ass out of this chair and lose 400 lbs to climb out of my parents
|
||
basement, asshole! You're are SO getting prank called!
|
||
%
|
||
I watched this whole program on National Geographic entitled 'The Dark Side
|
||
of Dolphins' and let me tell you, dolphins are total assholes. So here's
|
||
the deal, male dolphins travel in packs of two. These males want to get
|
||
laid, and so they trap a female between them and keep her captive for up to
|
||
a month, having sex with her as they please. If she tries to get away, they
|
||
will beat her with their snouts and fins. When you see large groups of them
|
||
it's just a bunch of these two packs of males joining together to keep
|
||
captive a few females so that they can gang rape her. The females hate it
|
||
and try to get away but then get beaten up. If and when the female gives
|
||
birth she won't want to have sex while protecting her young, and so males
|
||
will gang up and try in some instatnces to kill the baby inorder to have sex
|
||
with the mother. Bottom line, dolphins are assholes. According to marine
|
||
biolgoists dolphins could have normal courtship and sex, but the males
|
||
choose not to they prefer gang rape. Dolphins are assholes.
|
||
%
|
||
what did you have for breakfasT? your mom? what did you have for lunch your
|
||
dad? .. what did you eat between that a fucking pig fuck man eww ur so nasty
|
||
whatcha gunna eat for supper your fucking neighbors family and all your
|
||
fucking pets
|
||
%
|
||
I AM GOING TO SHIT IN YOUR OWN ASS SO FAR IT COMES OUT OF YOUR MOUTH WHICH I
|
||
WILL THEN SWALLOW AND THEN SHIT INTO YOUR MOUTH SO YOU WILL BE EATING MY
|
||
SHAT SHIT WHILE SHITTING.
|
||
%
|
||
girl you must be my shitty internet service provider because you're going to
|
||
kick me off of you after approximately 5 hours
|
||
%
|
||
I am a nose-picker. I cannot stand having crunchy snot clinging to the
|
||
insides of my nostrils, or feeling something dangling there in the back. So
|
||
I dig it out. I'm also like this about cleaning my ears; I cannot stand
|
||
feeling that there's something in there. Yuck. A bonus to all this is that I
|
||
get a slight rush of euphoria when I dig out a really big booger, or find a
|
||
lot of wax in my ear. It's similar to the rush of having squeezed out a
|
||
prize-winning poop.
|
||
%
|
||
girl you must be OSX because you're beautiful and alluring but mostly
|
||
worthless
|
||
%
|
||
any 1 got the move tripple x with vin deasal, not pr0n
|
||
%
|
||
girl you must be a free porn website, because after one 10 minute visit i'll
|
||
never see you again
|
||
%
|
||
girl, you must be internet explorer because you give me popups all the time
|
||
%
|
||
girl you must be a hydroponic grow system because i cant wait to introduce
|
||
my seeds
|
||
%
|
||
girl you must be a micro$oft product because when i find your holes i'm
|
||
going to exploit them
|
||
%
|
||
girl you must be java bytecode because you let me use you anywhere I want
|
||
%
|
||
girl you must be a .bin with no .cue file because I have to wrangle with you
|
||
for hours only be burned in the end
|
||
%
|
||
girl u must be an NES cartridge because i will blow on your slot until you
|
||
start functioning
|
||
%
|
||
girl you must be ieee-1284 because i can tell that your port is bidirectional
|
||
%
|
||
girl u must be aol instant messenger because i'd like to see all of my
|
||
buddies on you
|
||
%
|
||
thats why i prefer anime hentai then real porn.... majority of porn is
|
||
usally ugly both the body and faces its rare which you dont get the ugly
|
||
(usally comes with alot of air brushing)... and its usally the non nude
|
||
models which offer something close to hentai in cuteness/hot and non-old
|
||
porn models.
|
||
%
|
||
fuck shit bitch ass tits. Lets suck some cock get knocked up and pass out in
|
||
a ditch. 9911 emergency room party. smoke dat hanger into yo womb. <3 my mom
|
||
had so many abortions im surprised im not in a jar of formaldehyde <3 you
|
||
dumb fucking p r e g g e r s
|
||
%
|
||
BREAKING NEWS: THE RING-LEADER OF THE INFAMOUS INTERNATIONAL PEDOPHILE RING
|
||
"THE CATHOLIC CHURCH" HAS DIED, HE WAS 84.
|
||
%
|
||
I leaned down and smelled the seat where the super hot girls amazing ass sat
|
||
for at least 5 minutes straight... It smelled like pure girl farts... a
|
||
strong fart essence was present in the felt padded seat cushion, I started
|
||
buggin out. I kept smelling the cushion for as long as the smell's odor
|
||
retained it's embodiment. I was in heaven with the sexy fumes that only
|
||
lasted a couple of minutes. I buried my face into the seat cushion smelling
|
||
this HOT girls candy farts. I was so happy that day.
|
||
%
|
||
For like several years I have been afflicted with a really smelly crotch.
|
||
It's like I sweat a lot down there and it just has a really sweaty vaginal
|
||
odor. I bathe regularly but nothing really helps; by the end of the day I
|
||
always smell funky. This wouldn't gross me out if it was just an occasional
|
||
problem, but it happens every day. What can I do?
|
||
%
|
||
girl you must be a sata2 hard drive because you are modestly increasing my
|
||
pipe
|
||
%
|
||
girl you must be a 0day topsite because I just wanna max out your slots
|
||
%
|
||
You should connect your graphics card directly to the mains. You can buy
|
||
molex connectors from any good electronics store and then splice it into the
|
||
lead from a hair dryer or toaster. This should deliver the correct voltage
|
||
direct to your graphics card (the molex also functions as a voltage
|
||
regulator and AC rectifier). It's the equivalent of having an Antex 3kW
|
||
power supply.
|
||
%
|
||
girl you must be haggis cause you make me want to stuff you with old meat
|
||
%
|
||
Ladies and gentlemen, against my better judgement, I allowed my teenage son
|
||
to install line-ucks on our compaq presario. Now I can't make heads or tales
|
||
of what's happening on my computer machine, and he is continously making
|
||
disrespectful remarks about Bill Gates and 'Micro$uck". I guess my only real
|
||
question is: How long should I ground him, removing all access to his
|
||
friends and activities in order to cull this anti-social behavior?
|
||
%
|
||
ONE TIME I GRABBED A FAT GOTHIC BITCH BY THE EARS AND SLAMMED HER GODDAMNED
|
||
HEAD AGAINST THE TABLE AND YELLED, "WHY ARE YOU SO GODDAMNED FAT AND UGLY?!!
|
||
WHY!!! WHY!!! WHY!!!" AND WHEN SHE STARTED TO CRY AND MADE HER WHITE CLOWN
|
||
FACE PAINT RUN AND ALL THAT THICK BLACK EYE LINER I SAID, "IF YOU ARE SO
|
||
FUCKING FAT WHY THE HELL DO YOU WEAR ALL THAT GODDAMNED SLUTY CLOTHES YOU
|
||
FAT FUCKING BITCH?!!!"
|
||
%
|
||
yo think if i got a real doll and had a voodoo priest do shit to it, and
|
||
attached lindsay lohan's soul to it, that if fucked it she'd feel it and
|
||
shit?
|
||
%
|
||
My Nazi fetish makes my boyfriend uncomfortable.I NEED ADVICE. You appear to
|
||
be experienced in these matters, so I'll give this a try.My boyfriend told
|
||
me that he finds my Irma Grese/ Ilse Koch-style Third Reich dominatrix
|
||
costumes to be disturbing; he seems reluctant to participate in Lebensborn
|
||
roleplaying and even Auschwitz guard/ male prisoner roleplaying. He also
|
||
suggested gently that I take down the Hitler Youth propaganda posters that
|
||
are currently hanging over my bed.Is Nazism a 'turnoff'? If so, why?
|
||
%
|
||
It is well known that apes are close relatives to human beings. What isn�t
|
||
so well known is just how close relatives the two species are. Apes and
|
||
humans share much of the same DNA. For instance, the North African
|
||
Short-Haired Baboon shares over 99% of its DNA with mankind. This particular
|
||
species is highly adaptable and like chimpanzees, they are able to make
|
||
crude tools and even utilize rudimentary communication skills. The
|
||
adaptability of the North African Short hair is evidenced by their lives in
|
||
captivity, while most species dwindle on extinction and have trouble
|
||
breeding; the Short-Hairs thrive, often neglecting their offspring, food
|
||
gathering, and even grooming themselves in order to mate with females. First
|
||
introduced into captivity sometime in the 1700�s, the North African
|
||
Short-Haired baboon was utilized as laborers in small farming communities.
|
||
Today, they enjoy life in urban centers, often living 10 to a den. Sadly,
|
||
captivity and inbreeding has caused their learning ability to be suppressed
|
||
and their baser instincts to be more pronounced. Often, they will rely on
|
||
the gatherings of other species to survive. Utilizing their natural
|
||
nocturnal abilities, they stalk, undetected, through the habitats of these
|
||
other species, procuring what it necessary to survive from them, often in
|
||
the form of Televisions and Hi-top sneakers.
|
||
%
|
||
Making headlines across America is the Terri Shiavo case. This poor woman is
|
||
in a persistent vegetative state and the husband selfishly wishes for her
|
||
feeding tube to be left removed. This is appalling, not to just me, but to
|
||
the many Americans that feel she should be allowed to live.
|
||
www.terrisfight.org is a prime example. The husband seems to be missing the
|
||
larger picture here, she is still biologically functional, meaning that her
|
||
vaginal orifice is capable of self-lubrication even if she is unresponsive.
|
||
This make her the perfect mate. True, she cannot perform fellatio, she is
|
||
more than capable of being a semen receptacle for the husband that has loved
|
||
her for years. Please stop this madness and contribute to her cause!
|
||
%
|
||
Today, they enjoy life in urban centers, often living 10 to a den. Sadly,
|
||
captivity and inbreeding has caused their learning ability to be suppressed
|
||
and their baser instincts to be more pronounced. Often, they will rely on
|
||
the gatherings of other species to survive. Utilizing their natural
|
||
nocturnal abilities, they stalk, undetected, through the habitats of these
|
||
other species, procuring what it necessary to survive from them, often in
|
||
the form of Televisions and Hi-top sneakers.
|
||
%
|
||
My partner and I were having intercourse when his penis came out and we
|
||
heard a weird sort of pop noise and then he experienced a lot of pain and
|
||
when he looked at his penis he noticed there was some blood coming out of
|
||
the tip. After about 5 minutes there wasn't pain anymore, but because of hte
|
||
blood I am afriad it's broken. Thoughts?
|
||
%
|
||
hey everyone remember that one time when klerck shot himself directly in the
|
||
face with a shotgun and killed himself and we all were like "whoa" and he
|
||
was like "drip drip"... that shit was awesome
|
||
%
|
||
girl you must be an internet forum because i am about to try and impress you
|
||
using my stale in jokes from 1998
|
||
%
|
||
I need a patient guy who will realize that I am just flustered when I belt
|
||
out something stupid when I am nervous like "your such a cute little guy" on
|
||
a first date. never heard from him again, hha. whatever.
|
||
%
|
||
girl you must be a taxidermy lab because you make me want to stuff a cock in
|
||
you
|
||
%
|
||
Intel isn't bad, but AMD's is just misleading. If I'm building a 64-bit AMD
|
||
system and I look and say "Hey, it's an AMD 64 4000+! That must mean it's
|
||
4000MHz which is 4GHz" Oh no! It's only 2.4GHz. At least Intel has the sense
|
||
to put the processor speed right in the name of the chip. I know someone is
|
||
going to chime in and bring up some obscure reason why the 2.4GHz is called
|
||
the "4000+" and declare it's there for more than a marketing ploy, but Joe
|
||
Consumer isn't going to think that. An AMD-64 4000+" sounds wayyyy cooler
|
||
than an "Intel-64 2.8GHz", right?Now, proceed to mod me down because I speak
|
||
ill of the underdog, right? Go on, I know you want to inject your bias into
|
||
moderation, it's okay.
|
||
%
|
||
I, personally, have a special connection to the video "Basic Training: San
|
||
Francisco Style." It was my bridge from Fisting to Scat. There is a scene in
|
||
it where a pretty young blonde boy (who I later learned was Dave, himself)
|
||
gets fisted with a very full ass. Needless to say it gets wonderfully messy.
|
||
I was so disgusted I couldn't stop watching it. I must have nearly worn out
|
||
that spot on the tape.
|
||
%
|
||
Basically my question to you is based on everything you've seen concerning
|
||
the character of Bardock and Goku, what would happen if Goku had an actual
|
||
meeting with his father? What words would they exchange? What would cause
|
||
such a meeting, etc? It can be any continuity you choose. Now that you know
|
||
what to write about, be creative and come up with what in your view would
|
||
happen if father and son were to meet.
|
||
%
|
||
girl, you must be an einstein-rosen bridge because i'd like to come inside
|
||
of you and then be somewhere else
|
||
%
|
||
I'm all about girls who have dicks coming out of their nipples with dicks
|
||
also coming out of those dicks and shit coming out of those dicks
|
||
%
|
||
YOU SPICAROONIS HAVE A WHOLE DAMN COUNTRY SO WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU WANT WITH
|
||
OURS? ONCE YOU FILTHY FUCKS FINISH YOUR SILENT INVASION DO YOU THINK THIS
|
||
WILL STILL BE THE AMERICA IT ONCE WAS? FUCK NO. YOU FILTHY BEANERS WILL TURN
|
||
IT INTO ONE BIG FUCKING BARRIO LIKE YOU HAVE DONE TO THAT PIECE OF SHIT
|
||
MEXICO BECAUSE YOU BEAN EATERS ARE TOO FUCKING STUPID TO RUN A FUCKING
|
||
COUNTRY.YOU BEANERS TOOK OVER CALIFORNIA AND TEXAS. AND WE FUCKING GAVE YOU
|
||
NEW MEXICO. SO KEEP YOUR FILTHY ASSES THERE AND JUST HAVE THAT SHIT AND STAY
|
||
THE FUCK OUT OF THE REST OF THE COUNTRY. YOU HAVE YOUR WHOLE SO CALLED
|
||
COUNTRY DOWN THERE AND THREE BIG FUCKING STATES. BUT YOU FUCKERS REPRODUCE
|
||
FASTER THAN RABBITS AND HAVE MORE DAMN RELATIVES THAN A COCKROACH. AND ARE
|
||
TWICE AS FILTHY. SO I GUESS YOU NEED MORE ROOM. SHIT YOU PACK 50 OF YOU
|
||
BEANERS INTO A 2 BEDROOM APARTMENT SO YOU SHOULD BE ABLE TO MAKE DO WITH
|
||
THOSE FUCKING STATES.DAMN I HATE TACO MUNCHERS.
|
||
%
|
||
When you see porn and your dick gets hard, try to touch your dick head with
|
||
your lips. I have licked many times my cockhead in this way.
|
||
%
|
||
Hey guys, if a Jedi perchance met the Wolverine in armed combat, who do you
|
||
think would win? Could Wolverine's mind resist the Force? Could the Jedi's
|
||
lightsaber cut through Adamantium? Discuss.
|
||
%
|
||
i think i may have roids but i don't know what they look like and i don't
|
||
have anything protruding out of my ass. everytime i go poop there is a
|
||
little blood on the toilet paper when i wipe. its not super painful and
|
||
pretty much feels like minor irritation. my buttcrack has been really dry
|
||
and flaky too almost like my crack wants to get deeper. wtf? i've been using
|
||
preperation h suppositories and the medicated pads for weeks now but nothing
|
||
has helped. i don't have money or insurance to see a doctor so if anyone has
|
||
had symptoms like this plz tell me what the hell is wrong with me and what i
|
||
can do to fix this. thx.
|
||
%
|
||
A romantic dinner with a large table cloth so you can go under the table in
|
||
the retaurant and blow me without the other customers seeing what you are
|
||
doing. Not that i am ashamed but I am just thinking of your dignity and all.
|
||
%
|
||
I'd like to get her on a bed, rip off her pants and her grannie underwear
|
||
that I just know she wears and then I'd like to flip her over and spread
|
||
those fat smelly cheeks apart, shove peanut butter in her bunghole, stick my
|
||
tongue in there and move it around like I am having an epileptic fit eating
|
||
the creamy treat from her ass. I'd also like to choke her by shoving my
|
||
schlong down her throat to the point where she is gonna pass out and then
|
||
pull out my cock and jerk off on her face while she is still delerious and
|
||
then squirt all over her cute face.
|
||
%
|
||
Not following the chat room rules will at the least get you a reprimand or,
|
||
at the worst, kicked or removed from the chat room. The Operators are here
|
||
to assist and make sure the chat room is a fun and friendly place to visit.
|
||
Channel Operators are not guards, but they take their jobs seriously. In the
|
||
event of unacceptable or disruptive behavior, you will be asked to leave the
|
||
room.
|
||
%
|
||
it's time for lunch. you'd like to chow. Fraid I've got some bad news right
|
||
now. The fridge a box of empty space, no sign of eats, not e'en a trace, oh
|
||
how you'd like a tiny taste, your stomach hurts, you find some Certs,
|
||
they're gobbled, gone, but breath is fresh, you're nearing death, you're
|
||
flailing on the kitchen floor, no more! just make the hunger leave, your
|
||
stomach grieves a SNACK you NEED you've GOT TO FEED YOUR CHEETOS ARE ALL
|
||
GONE OH GOD YOU'RE SORTING THROUGH THE TRASH: A WAD! USED PAPER NAPKINS
|
||
QUICK, YOU LICK! DELISH but what a TEASE just PLEASE I need some CHIPS you
|
||
weakly WHEEZE try empty KETCHUPs upside DOWN you LICK THE CRUMBS right off
|
||
the GROUND it's LUNCH LUNCH LUNCH and YOU MUST CHOW the trickling sweat
|
||
drops off your BROW from FRIDGE to SINK you madly DASH where did you hide
|
||
that CHEETO STASH O! during LAST WEEK's ENterPRISE you ATE THOSE CHEETOS not
|
||
so WISE so AS A DESPERATE LAST RESORT you GNAW your left hand's ugly WART
|
||
the TASTY FLAKES of DEAD DRY SKIN have turned this LOSS into a WIN but
|
||
STOMACH LETS his anGER KNOWN it GRUMBLES IN AN ANGRY TONE a FAT GEEK HUNGRY
|
||
ALL ALONE--HELP HELP THE FOOD ! THERE IS NONE HERE! EMPTY BOTTLES OF
|
||
CHEAP-ASS BEER YOU WRITHE ALONG THE GROUND AND FLOP! RELEASE THOSE BOWELS
|
||
WITH A *PLOP* oh GROSS YOU SMOOSH the TURDS so WARM and with a FBLURT out
|
||
trickles MORE but crazed you are. in NEED OF EAT you reach and get some
|
||
BROWN POO-MEAT. YOUR SHIT ALL OVER HANDS AND FACE YOUR TONGUE AFLAME WITH
|
||
POOPY TASTE the DOOR swings WIDE: NERD FRIENDS, a BUNCH "Hey, Asimov! WE
|
||
BROUGHT YOU LUNCH :O"
|
||
%
|
||
your mom is so fat that if planck's constant were 1 Js, she STILL wouldn't
|
||
be able to quantum tunnel through a potential of any significance
|
||
%
|
||
i had a great time last night. thanks for tying me up with carpenters rope
|
||
around my mantits and through the crack of my asshole and then facefucking
|
||
me while pouring candle wax all over my areolas, your spiked-toe boots
|
||
digging into my side while i am on all fours, back arched like a frightened
|
||
cat, begging for mercy as the thick bands of the rope run back and forth
|
||
teasing my grundel and burning my semen-encrusted pubic hairs, the smell so
|
||
engulfing i vomited all over your bed and then you vomited all over me and
|
||
then i shit myself and the rope made it split into two streams all over your
|
||
knees, running down to your ankles and toenails. i'd love to do it thursday
|
||
night again!
|
||
%
|
||
You give liberals a bad name. You give women a bad name. You give fucking
|
||
everyone who has the title "HUMAN BEING" a bad name.Go outside once in a
|
||
while and stop stuffing your bloated mouth with stale cheetos and flat
|
||
mountain dew. You might feel sexy in that thong but that thick and musty
|
||
smell wafting up your crotch proves that the best thing you could do for
|
||
your sex appeal is to do your laundry, and maybe take a damn bath.Tap, tap,
|
||
tap, your keyboard receives your idle, insipid wanderings. People care! you
|
||
tell yourself. Just look at your comments. There...are a few of them.
|
||
Proving that someone reads your drivel even when you post 5 pathetic little
|
||
vignettes about a tediously pedestrian life in a single day.teh_enchantress.
|
||
A pleasingly clever mixture of an internet in-joke and fantasy archetype? Or
|
||
a slavish parroting of the same tired memes that lonely boys and girls use
|
||
to try to find a place on an internet that refuses no one, least of all
|
||
pedophiles and hate groups?I know, I know. It's something to do when you get
|
||
to your room. YOu know, after a long trip to the bathroom, or having lunch
|
||
with your mom, or going out with your other fat friends. You can come back
|
||
to your computer and rant about how outrageous your recent bland adventures
|
||
were.Well, do yourself and the world a favor. Shut the fuck up forever, you
|
||
wanna-be slut. Your opinions aren't worth listening to, your life isn't
|
||
interesting, you aren't attractive. Live some of life and meet some human
|
||
beings. You're a social bulemic and you've been binging on the paper thin
|
||
personas of your internet friends, most of whom are probably overweight
|
||
engineers working at IBM in sexually frustrating marraiges.You think you'll
|
||
look back on this time of your life and laugh? I dare say you'll look back
|
||
and your lips will become a thin bloodless line as you realize what a
|
||
fucking waste it was. The relationships you could have had. The friends you
|
||
thought you made.And please avoid any real issues. Your understanding of any
|
||
political or social problems in the world is about as thick as your hymen
|
||
after you popped your cherry with a hello kitty dildo you bought while
|
||
tittering on instant messenger with your friends. Wau~~~ so cute. You
|
||
fucking shallow little wretch.In short, you are a female piece of refuse.
|
||
The cigarette butt that your parents smoked for the love they thought you
|
||
could give them, and then had stamped out as soon as they realized what a
|
||
piece of shit had erupted from your mother's vagina, which happens to be
|
||
rather overly-familiar in your neighborhood. Just shut the fuck up. Get out
|
||
of that goddamn chair in which you've spent so many needless hours.I
|
||
guarantee that unless you do something drastic, you should acknowledge that
|
||
this is truly as good as it will ever get. Because from this point on you'll
|
||
begin to realize the gossamer nature of any joy you might have thought you
|
||
were feeling--and that infintely deep well of loneliness will erupt so
|
||
sharply it'll cut your wrists.No, you're not complex. You're not deep and
|
||
you're not thoughtful. The pain torturing you isn't inscrutable and your
|
||
problems are not unresolvable. You're just stupider than you think, and that
|
||
will always frustrate you. You know you're not attractive, but your tenuous
|
||
grip on self-worth demands a lie. And your decrepit social life has the
|
||
prospects of a bumblebee in a Scandinavian September.Good luck doing the
|
||
unlikely. Some steps to help you on the way: plan your diet, start working
|
||
out, find a hobby, and read the newspaper. That is all.
|
||
%
|
||
Now go back to what you do best, which is apparently poking your nose into
|
||
others business because you're too bored with your own life. *pets joo*
|
||
%
|
||
We're the math nerds. Uh huh, that's us. Our glasses are thick; our skin
|
||
bleeding pus. Chalkboards are out and computers are in... Mathmatica, dude!
|
||
WTF have you been? We're crunching some primes while chatting on forums;
|
||
Star Trek and Star wars; the Great Pauly Shore--Um, this math problem's
|
||
simple to solve, can't you see? You need to brush up on your pi, roots, and
|
||
e.
|
||
%
|
||
The nigger is a subhuman monkey, ape, Fat lips, kinky hair, VIOLENT, RAPIST,
|
||
SMALL BRAIN (have you noticed how dumm most niggers are)and broad monstrous
|
||
noses, car jacking saucer-lipped, ignorant fecal colored, ghetto-living,
|
||
welfare-leeching, crack-smoking, hub-cap stealing. fried-chicken and biscuit
|
||
eating, watermelon-stealing, 6-yr-old-white-girl-shooting, serial-killing,
|
||
rapist, robber, murderer, adulterer, liar, fat-assed, white-woman-wanting,
|
||
loud-radio-at-2:00-a.m.-in-the-morning-playing, undisciplined,
|
||
tree-swinging, flat-congo-nosed, greasy afro-sheen, baggy-pants, and
|
||
side-ways cap-wearing, maya angelou-reading, Jesse Jackson-worshiping, Al
|
||
Sharpton, Louis Farrakhan and Malcum X-believing, disco doo-wop playing,
|
||
non-athletic, non-musical, shoplifting, non-political, trashy, nasty,
|
||
filthy, junk-around-the-house and litter-in-the-yard-keeping, incestuous,
|
||
hoe-beating, unfaithful, dice-shooting, numbers-playing, lottery-wishing,
|
||
roach-and-rat raising, lice-keeping, crab-farming, graffiti-tagging,
|
||
gang-banging, drive-by shooting, corner-hanging, unemployed, VCR,
|
||
television, and radio-pawning, cardboard-box-under the-bridge-living,
|
||
pork-rib three times-a-day-eating, buck-toothed, knock-kneed, semi-bald,
|
||
illiterate, cross-eyed, get-it-up-so-you-can-masturbate-to-gay-porn,
|
||
viagra-taking, connection-frequenting, jungle-visiting, cock-kissing
|
||
AfroInfectedDickSucking, spawn of a fat, greasy, nasty, sweaty, unwashed
|
||
slutty bitch whore that should never be trusted or allowed to free range in
|
||
Human areas.
|
||
%
|
||
Would you leave an otherwise perfect relationship if you found out your
|
||
partner was interested in children sexually?
|
||
%
|
||
There was this one time when I was so constipated from lack of proper diet
|
||
and opiate abuse that I strained so hard I passed out and hit my head on the
|
||
bathtub. I guess my bowels released when I was unconscious because I was
|
||
awakened by my dog licking a mixture of blood and feces from my swollen and
|
||
prolapsed rectum. To this day the muscles are so atrophied that I must wear
|
||
a special harness to keep my bowels from spilling into my rubber underwear.
|
||
%
|
||
WELCUM TO MY CHANNEL ON MIRC. READ DA RULES.TXT OR FACE A CONSEUQENCE!!
|
||
RATIO FTPz ONLY 0DAY 0HOUR 0LAMENIZ. DOWNLOADIN FILES OF DA INTANET. SUME1
|
||
SEND ME A KEEJEN FOR DIS PROGGIEZ. ANYONE WANT TO SHAR PUBZ?????????? my
|
||
brother raped me when i was 6
|
||
%
|
||
Does anyone else find it ironic that, as your virtual character gains
|
||
experience, wealth and social stature, your reality character is losing the
|
||
exact same things at the same rate?
|
||
%
|
||
The night begins, so sets the sun, but chatting now has just begun. T'will
|
||
yet be hours ere I am done, for I'm the chat world's favorite son. Although
|
||
by day I am made fun (they say that I weigh nigh a ton, they say ten feet I
|
||
cannot run), sour regrets; I have yet none. They may laugh and they may
|
||
shun, but words cannot match my shotgun; as fast and far as they may run,
|
||
I'll pick them all off one by one.
|
||
%
|
||
Fuck my ass 'till my ass is filled. Thrust that cock up to the hilt. Ours is
|
||
the house that Shepard built; all cocks hard and none shall wilt! Splatter
|
||
your jizz all over my face. Rub it on in like grade school paste. To my ass
|
||
your cock has laid waste; Mom still thinks that I am chaste ;)
|
||
%
|
||
Blog People (or their subclass who are interested in computers and the
|
||
glorification of information) have a fanatical belief in the transforming
|
||
power of digitization and a consequent horror of, and contempt for, heretics
|
||
who do not share that belief. Given the quality of the writing in the blogs
|
||
I have seen, I doubt that many of the Blog People are in the habit of
|
||
sustained reading of complex texts. It is entirely possible that their
|
||
intellectual needs are met by an accumulation of random facts and paragraphs.
|
||
%
|
||
they call me the King, of downloading THings, got bandwidth like no one on
|
||
Earth. My modems are hot, but the warez I got, adds to my collecting-stuff
|
||
mirth. I can't burn enough, CD's that are stuffed, with rars, zips, and
|
||
tars of all kinds, but I must be strong, download all night long, ignore
|
||
telltale OCD signs.
|
||
%
|
||
Guys, what I don't get about plane crashes and falling elevator deaths is:
|
||
why don't the victims just time it so that they jump straight up in the air
|
||
right before the plane hits the ground? The jump would be a little high,
|
||
yes, and you might break your ankle or even your leg, but isn't that better
|
||
than getting smashed to smithereens?
|
||
%
|
||
Me and my buddy were in downtown chicago and were walking to where he dad
|
||
works and we came across this bum in the walkway. All fucking sprawled out
|
||
across the sidewalk like it was his. My buddy pushed him with his foot and a
|
||
couple 40 oz'ers rolled out from underneath him. Fucking lazy ass bum so I
|
||
kicked him in the gut as hard as I could and he started puking up beer,
|
||
corn, and something that looked like it came outta some gay dudes ass. Some
|
||
security guard saw us and tried to chase us down but we were gone. Then I
|
||
went to see my dad and go to GOLDS GYM to bench press!!!!!
|
||
%
|
||
I like to show off that I freeball. I love to have my pants just so so I
|
||
show major butt crack also when I am at a urinal at a rest stop or sport
|
||
event I unzip and unbutton my shorts so that when I am pissing the shorts
|
||
drop down and everyone can see my bare ass! I love the feeling of guys
|
||
knowing i freeball. what do you guys do to show off?
|
||
%
|
||
girl u must be grouphug.us because i would make up any ridiculous story just
|
||
2 be on u
|
||
%
|
||
Seriously, I have the greatest respect for blacks. One of my best friends is
|
||
African-American. These people put up with so much hardship, just like
|
||
sufferers of Down's syndrome and mongoloidism. I'm just so proud they've
|
||
earned their place in American society.
|
||
%
|
||
why would I want to participate in your lousy conversation, you demagogue
|
||
clown. i find no interest in you. you used to be a good friend of mine, and
|
||
but you turned your back on me. you stabbed me right in the heart. the court
|
||
has found you guilty. you have been sentenced to death.
|
||
%
|
||
oh yeah you're such a dirty girl arent you year girl why dont you jack off
|
||
daddy yeah take daddy's hard cock in your tiny little doll hands oh yeah
|
||
that feels so good now jerk daddy's cock off back and forth you little whore
|
||
oh yeah
|
||
%
|
||
ur a very ugly jew thats thinks ur all that .. hope ur reading this cause u
|
||
look like a fukin whore with that nazty ass makeup... U fukin peice of shit
|
||
i hope ur dad rapes u till u cant move a muscle ... wat are u 14 and ur dads
|
||
like 60... ur parents sure like to get it on ...Blink Blink...I hope u and
|
||
ur jappy ass girl friends and boy friends die in hell where they will meet
|
||
hitler and have some fun with him in bed .. if u kn ow what i mean
|
||
%
|
||
Pudge Picnic : chubs on chubs with flab to spare. "No condoms!" yelled,
|
||
but we don't care! Dude's be fucken, dudes be fucked, dudes be shittin,
|
||
dudes be sucked. Writhing on the concrete floor, these chubs are sluts.
|
||
They're obese whores! And gross! They've never taken baths. Too much
|
||
chili! Awful gas!!!
|
||
%
|
||
PENIS in BUTT. SPERM mixed FECES. FASTEN your SILVER COCK to my GOLDEN
|
||
HOLE. My STOOL is the SATIN SHEET for your VISITING HARD-ON. Ejaculate
|
||
RAPIDLY and REPEATEDLY on my BACK and ANKLES. DELICIOUS.
|
||
%
|
||
a little squirt of doody came out when I was picking up that heavy jug of
|
||
milk, when i took of my spideyman underoos to check it out there were little
|
||
squiggly things in it.. they were moving : (
|
||
%
|
||
Holy lord you are being duped. Napster is really run by the MPAA and when
|
||
you download the music it tracks you on a FEDERAL GOVERNMENT server and it
|
||
begins to hack ur toonz. Then the service goes under and the files self
|
||
destruct leaving your HDD as a pile of googabits. Cant you FOOLS see that
|
||
this is just a plan to get you to JERK your DUMB NUTS while wearing ASSLESS
|
||
CHAPS so that the MPAA hax ur data and enters ur base to kill ur doodz. If I
|
||
see anyone using CRAPster or iCOONS i'll be sure to beat their head in using
|
||
my engorged dong for their own safety ohh yeah.
|
||
%
|
||
I cut myself because I find it an artform, just like tattoo's, but I LIKE
|
||
cutting a beautiful drawing into myself, as I did it and I drew it. But I
|
||
did cut along time ago so, that might be it. Anyway, I only cut when it
|
||
fades and needs touching up, but it sure feels good!
|
||
%
|
||
Sometimes I cut my penis when I get depressed...Unfortunatly, I managed to
|
||
half-circumsize myself last night, after I got incredibly depressed about my
|
||
girlfriend leaving me. I was devastated.
|
||
%
|
||
In all the outcry against them, too many people are forgetting the
|
||
contributions pedophile catholic clergymen have made to our society. Did you
|
||
know that the term "Joshing" someone, meaning to kid actually comes from
|
||
Joshua Fairbanks, an altar boy famous for believing Father Jacob Cooper's
|
||
laughable claim that he could perform the miracle of transubstantiation if
|
||
Joshua allowed him to ejaculate in the boy's mouth. ohh yeah
|
||
%
|
||
Shut the fuck up, you fucking hippy. No one cares about the fact that you
|
||
don't own a TV or think TV is only for idiots, or whatever other attitude
|
||
your elitist comment is about. Take it to the coffee shop, asshole.
|
||
%
|
||
Dr. Huxtable broke into the clinic and held me at gunpoint. I was his
|
||
patient, in for my yearly pap smear. I couldn't believe it when he came in
|
||
the door for the exam with a machete in his hands. He demanded that I take
|
||
off my clothes, and begin to fellate him. He waved the machete around like a
|
||
madman, so i complied. I was forced, at knife point, to take his entire
|
||
penis into my mouth. Then I rubbed my clit and got off ohh yeah
|
||
%
|
||
Dude's fucking dudes. Everybody on the floor. No condoms No condoms!
|
||
%
|
||
yo what drugs u into? im all about the opiumnitrous / dxm / ketamine / acid
|
||
/ weed / hydrocodone / ultram / oxy / demerol / morphine / codeine /
|
||
dihydrocodeine / heroin / mdma / salvia / 5-meo-dipt / 5-meo-amt / amt /
|
||
rohypnol / ghb / mda / hash / kavakava / adderall / dexedrine / ritalin /
|
||
ephedrine / caffeine / alcohol / cocaine / shrooms / tobacco / xanax /
|
||
klonopin / valium / ambien / soma / flexeril / zanaflex / zoloft / paxil /
|
||
ether / spraypaint / phenobarbital / ativan / air duster
|
||
%
|
||
girl you must be alan greenspan because you have just raised my interest
|
||
rate by several percentage points
|
||
%
|
||
wiggle thatass.pop a tab and smoke a fatty. happy everyday until we crash at
|
||
your dads. boom tisk in our ears and amphetamines in our blood.giving
|
||
blowjobs in the stalls to pay for $10 water.this moment will last
|
||
forever.mom and dad broke up because of me
|
||
%
|
||
Again and again and again, I grow weary of junior high school English
|
||
teachers trying to correct people's speech only because they encounter
|
||
language forms they aren't familiar with. For the love of Mary, face it!
|
||
Your English is only good enough to teach the average Mexican or Cambodian
|
||
refugee to put together three-syllable words into coherent sentences used to
|
||
beg for money, alcohol, drugs or shelter. Stop pretending you know English
|
||
better than God and everyone else. Comprehend that the mere fact you were
|
||
teaching English in the first place means that you weren't smart enough to
|
||
do anything more productive and therefor your language skills are firmly
|
||
confined to the mediocre. STFU.
|
||
%
|
||
These goddamn trolls interrupting my flow. These niggas don't respek us with
|
||
a +o. They gotta color spam and fake invite, bombing with asciis in yellow
|
||
on white. Shit yeah. it's bright, you 12 year old kiddie. You ain't got
|
||
pubes and you ain't seen titty. I'll jupe your chans and ban your ass.
|
||
Don't message me with plz unban, your chance has passed! Other opers
|
||
crappin up our relay net. Why haven't you delinked your 386 yet? ircd needs
|
||
xeons and dual cpus. When it comes to irc hardware, you can't be a jew.
|
||
Shit, nobody knows the trouble I've seen. On invites for websites with
|
||
naked teens. Begs for ops and packet attacks. Shit from users who use vi,
|
||
not emacs. Another long day of patrolling the IRC. Eating my doritos, and
|
||
having a jerk, I chat with TheWalrus and #nanog faggots. All this niggas
|
||
do is complain "the lag it's-- bad, chat is slow, and we're getting
|
||
harassed." Shit, trolls, this k-line is your last. Once more and it's "G"
|
||
and you're gone for good. Banned from the internet chatting neighbourhood.
|
||
It's lonely at the top. Just me and CHANFIX. Day in and day out. Banning
|
||
trolls with my linux. We give safe harbor to chatters world wide. From
|
||
pedophiles to hacker thieves. Yeah, I won't lie: IRC is a cesspool of
|
||
e-misfits. EazyCheezes and bagel-cutters like that nigga BitS. But at
|
||
least we're the best. Disagree and you're gone. BRB, mom just told me
|
||
gotta mow the lawn.
|
||
%
|
||
but dont 4get 2 take ur pills ok GUY'S dumb bastards.....LMFAO..and yes i
|
||
can spell un like u DUMB-EEESSSS .and i like caps 2
|
||
%
|
||
I enjoy black butts, butts in my face, butts which haven't been wiped, black
|
||
dongs in my rectum, big sweaty black balls in my mouth, thick black dongs
|
||
slapped across my face. I enjoy pressing my face into asses and sniffing
|
||
them. I can take 2 cocks in my asshole and 3 in my mouth. I lick cocks and
|
||
butts. I shake my ass in front of people's face before they fuck it hard. I
|
||
wear a cock ring and enjoy letting people chain me up and piss on me.
|
||
%
|
||
i'm going to jump through my screen and through the internet and into your
|
||
face
|
||
%
|
||
im gonna lift you with a forklift so high you'll beg to come down
|
||
%
|
||
Hey website administrator, suck my motherfuckin' dick, you shit-lickin'
|
||
asswipe. You probably fuck your mother up the asshole, don't you? What a
|
||
little, wet, wimpering vagina you are! P.S. Herbert Mantooth, you are the
|
||
love of my life and I want to ram my shit-covered cock up your juicy
|
||
rump-hole and then suck your balls raw, you big-city bad-boy bitchass
|
||
buttfuck!!! Then I want to piss in your ass...
|
||
%
|
||
I'm so sick of all this "digital" vs analog crap. Guys, if you ANAL-logue
|
||
people want "Warmth" just mix white noise into the sound file, or use shitty
|
||
cables. That's what you're paying $5000 a preamp for, suckers!
|
||
%
|
||
i heard some wolves dig up natural cannabis plants and get thc in their
|
||
paws, but i never thought it was true until a wolf was hit by a car in front
|
||
of my house! i smoked the paws and was six different kinds of fucked up
|
||
%
|
||
Dumb Dongs, Dumb Dongs, Why Have You Left Me. How I miss those long nights,
|
||
when you raped me so deftly! As the rain pitter pattered the shanty's metal
|
||
roof, and my back felt the sting of your biting tooth. a single tear down my
|
||
cheek, the pleasure of pain. Dumb dongs, won't you come back again? Again,
|
||
I pray...please, to me! Dumb dongs is what I want to see! And if you'll
|
||
never come back to nest, I can't be blamed for what comes next. Now I
|
||
furiously scrape my Mach3, on my wrists for from life I flee. My skin
|
||
getting all irritated, but I fear my dumb-dongless death is fated. Dumb
|
||
Dongs, we had good times, and we had bad. From that first fondle when I was
|
||
a lad...to teenage cockparties where semen was drunk. But I'm left with no
|
||
Dongs and I'm utterly sunked. Dumb Dongs, au revoir, my lovely stiff pal.
|
||
Fuck this suicide shit. I'll jus t fuck gals.
|
||
%
|
||
DING DONG WONG GOT A RAP FOR MY CLOWNZ IM FAT AND UGLY; DEY PULL MY PANTS
|
||
DOWNZ AT SCHOOL, AND ITS CRUEL AND DEY TINKS DEY IS COOL BUT NIGGAZ GONNA
|
||
GET WHOOPED LIKE A NON-CLOWNY FOOL WHAT WHAT DONT MESS WITH JUGGALO DUDES
|
||
OR ELSE WE WILL SIT ON YOU AND YOULL BE DOG FOODZ IT'S NOT THAT IM FAT--MOM
|
||
SAYS MY BONES' BIG SHUT DA FOOQ UP BEFORE I SPLITZ YA WIG FOOdongs
|
||
%
|
||
Now, what do you kids expect from an operating system coded by a man named
|
||
Linus. You expect complete compatibility? He always has to carry a blanket
|
||
with him wherever he goes, and asks Charlie Brown (hes a clown!) for help.
|
||
He's supposed to be the saviour of the computing world? I'll put my money
|
||
and my computer in good hands with Bill Gates and Microsoft. Because even in
|
||
this review, you have to make reference to Windows XP, proving your
|
||
inferiority complex. Good day.
|
||
%
|
||
The Fart Fantasy: Expel your gas, I deeply inhale. The fresh fart from an
|
||
athletic male. Ohhh yes it's good, sweet and pungent. An aromatic fecal
|
||
luncheon! with delicate bouquet and wispy taste, this fart's among the best
|
||
I've faced. Your nose wrinkled in abject disgust? Oh no, it's good. Try
|
||
it--you must! Farts are nature's true delight. If you want some, theres no
|
||
need to fight! Form a line right at my ass. Just wait for me to pass that
|
||
gas. Your taste buds exploding, flavor extreme. I dont know about you, but
|
||
it makes me cream. My pants that is, spurting now. Theres only one proper
|
||
response - WOW.
|
||
%
|
||
OMG U WILL NOT GET THE TRANSIENT DAMPENING U NEED U MIGHT AS WELL UZE UR
|
||
RADIO SHAK EARFONES 2 MIC UR DRUM KIT WHICH IS MADE FROM 5 GALLON BUCKETS
|
||
WHILE PLAYING UR MILK CARTON UKELELE AND INSTEAD OF RECORDING IT JUST HAVE
|
||
SOME GUY PROMISE TO TRY REALLY HARD TO REMEMBER WHAT IT SOUNDED LIKE SO HE
|
||
CAN TELL EVERYONE LATER
|
||
%
|
||
i gobbled up turds. Yes. it was me!! I creeped into the mens room of my
|
||
local mcd's. Murder is wrong, and sodomy's a sin, but there ain't nothin
|
||
wrong with this shit eating grin. Shit eating grin! Shit eating grin. I'm
|
||
a fecal feasting faggot, always have been. Shit eating grin! Shit eating
|
||
grin! Well hey you guys, what's happenin? :)
|
||
%
|
||
Folks, as we reflect on this massive tragedy, it behooves us to consider
|
||
another giant wave sweeping the globe killing indiscriminantly, a wave of
|
||
zionist oppresion. We need to divert funds away from this piddling natural
|
||
disaster to fight the REAL threat: the Jewnami
|
||
%
|
||
the only reason they are fighting for the marriage thing is just to bitch
|
||
about something, if they get the right to marry theyll bitch about something
|
||
else nothings good enough for homosexuals and various forms of coloreds. not
|
||
only do they have forced equality but they have extra benifits and weak
|
||
minded people tiptoeing around them trying to be PC. and then they try to
|
||
force beliefs onto people. its ok for them to disagree and feel and think
|
||
what they want, but then they try to enact various forceful tactics on
|
||
people who are equally but oppositely off the norm as they are, such as
|
||
racists. they have just as much right to feel the way that they do as a
|
||
homosexual does to feel the way they do. marraige is not a civil right, but
|
||
the ability to hate something is
|
||
%
|
||
Anime characters gone wild. Non stop hardcore erotic anime moments captured
|
||
on film, Shockingly hot steamy scenes of famous anime characters exploring
|
||
wild sexual fantasies. Warning: Anime Fiction contains explicit raunchy
|
||
content (yeah baby!) and is definitely not suitable for a candlelit romantic
|
||
evening with a loved one, unless you both like watching anime characters get
|
||
it on!
|
||
%
|
||
why dont you linux users just shove all this open source bullshit up your
|
||
own ass. no one cares about compiling or configuring or any of the bullshit
|
||
you constantly jack off about. we normal people just care about chatting
|
||
and sending email to our friends and viewing the www so please shut the fuck
|
||
up about foxfire or whatever the fuck tangent you're going off on. thanks
|
||
for reading this. dongs.
|
||
%
|
||
Chat. Chat. Till the sun is gone. Chat till your eyes sag and your cheeks
|
||
are wan. Quickly sip that fizzing mountain dew. Pop a few cheetos in your
|
||
mouth and chew. Pimply fat nerdlings huddled on the puter. #Chatterz:
|
||
Final Destination for those without a future.
|
||
%
|
||
The Flu Fuck: blow that snot into your hand. wipe it on your tongue oh man.
|
||
crunchy crunch, the boogers go. Gulp! you swallow. Down they go. Uh-uh-uh
|
||
here comes sneeze. Achoo! You're bent, hands on your knees. A prodding's
|
||
felt, betwixt your cheeks. What the heck? It's a linux geek With cock
|
||
unfurl'd, he rips your pants. Nothing can stop this fag's advance. In it
|
||
goes, his cock doth plunge. Your memory will never ever expunge: this
|
||
terrible memory of assrape uncouth. Why didn't he wait? Only 10 feet from
|
||
glory hole booth
|
||
%
|
||
It's about time I told the truth. The reason I don't like gays is that when
|
||
I was in the navy I had several homosexual experiences and so i know what
|
||
faggots get up to is the devils work. This black guy in my dorm used to make
|
||
me suck his dick and then he'd pump my ass full of his vile semen and there
|
||
was nothing I could do about it. The shit eating faggot had me trapped there
|
||
for months at sea so I had to suck his rancid sambo dick until we got back
|
||
to port. That's why faggots will burn in a lake of fire and why I now have
|
||
to wear a colostomy bag.
|
||
%
|
||
MTV is responsible for brainwashing the youth into thinking that niggers are
|
||
gods and that rap is music! The garbage that they pump into kids heads
|
||
should be punishable by death via anal electrocution! And has anyone seen
|
||
the advertisement for the video game called grand theft auto-san andreas?
|
||
Isn't that special? A game that glorifies niggers selling crack and running
|
||
the streets with rocket launchers, shooting at cops and speaking ebonics!
|
||
God I hate niggers so much I can taste blood!
|
||
%
|
||
Perhaps the hottest thing to do with Ashlee Simpson would be to
|
||
(consensually) punch her in the face as hard as possible, busting her nose
|
||
and lip, licking her bloody face all over, sticking your tongue down her
|
||
throat and swapping blood and saliva for hours whilst playing with her raven
|
||
hair and rubbing your hard-on against her thigh and crotch.
|
||
%
|
||
I can't yawn loud enough. Every person has met you. The "crazy guy" who
|
||
comes up with half-inspired shit.
|
||
%
|
||
TAKE THE RED PILLTAKE THE BLUE PILLTAKE THE RED PILLTAKE THE BLUE PILLTAKE
|
||
THE RED PILLTAKE THE BLUE PILLTAKE THE RED PILLTAKE THE BLUE PILLTAKE THE
|
||
RED PILLTAKE THE BLUE PILLTAKE THE RED PILLTAKE THE BLUE PILLTAKE THE RED
|
||
PILLTAKE THE BLUE PILLTAKE THE RED PILLTAKE THE BLUE PILLTAKE THE RED PILL
|
||
%
|
||
hahahah shit face, yes i'm so jealous of you!!! i wish i was some ugly ass
|
||
kid who lived his entire flaccid existence for the joy getting hits on some
|
||
internet forum. it must be better than getting hits to the face that your
|
||
alcoholic step father gives you, right? you fucking piece of miserable shit.
|
||
i feel sorry for your shit parents.
|
||
%
|
||
Still dialing 911 for emergency police services? If you're like many people
|
||
in the New York area, these simple numbers can be a painful reminder of
|
||
loved ones lost in the terrible tragedy of September 11, 2001.
|
||
%
|
||
Trolls of trolls. You don't get this. We make jokes that you're sure to
|
||
miss. LOL at LOL, Rolling on the floor. Laughing or Crying? You ass-ruined
|
||
whore. This troll's so meta you choked on a chip. Too much ranch dressing,
|
||
you slant-eyed nip. Go back to Everquest and pretend you're a girl. We're
|
||
the royalty of trolls. Kings, dukes and earls.
|
||
%
|
||
For those of you who dont know: The south beach diet consists of eating the
|
||
moist turds from the discarded bathing suits abandoned at the beach.
|
||
%
|
||
People, am I the only one who realizes that binary packages are almost
|
||
useless? Except a few basic packages (as in USE independent, e.g. gcc), the
|
||
result depends greatly by the USE variable. Let's take for example the
|
||
mod_php package. How useful a binary mod_php will be?
|
||
%
|
||
buddy, if you were a girl i would take u out to a nice steak dinner (w/
|
||
plenty of steak fries) and a movie (has to be matinee tho)
|
||
%
|
||
hi my names jimmy and im 13 and the other day i was playing with myself
|
||
while watching showcase and i realised i couldnt quite reach my fireman with
|
||
my mouth. so what i did was i took a small straw and shoved it down my
|
||
urethra. and i started to blow really hard.. now i have a small bubble like
|
||
figure on the side of my fireman.. could this be from blowing into the
|
||
straw???
|
||
%
|
||
Algebra is the class today. All these numbers are making me gay. Square root
|
||
of this, cosine of that. Goddamn the math teacher is fat. Equations and
|
||
proofs, I can't take any more. She might be fat, but hey : She's a whore.
|
||
I'll calculate the angle to ruin her cunt. Drive in my protractor, for a
|
||
calculator I hunt. Need to calculate this math bitch's weight. Oh fuck I've
|
||
been crushed ; too late.
|
||
%
|
||
Uhm, excusez-moi, but as a regular on the richest channel on EFnet, I think
|
||
I have the authority to deem you a pusillanimous troll. Go back to dipping
|
||
your stale cheetos in your ramen, you white trash
|
||
too-poor-to-afford-neutrogena too-stupid-to-know-Biore-is-better pizza-faced
|
||
nerd. I'm going to go ejaculate into a fresh silk scarf, hand made by a Thai
|
||
company in which my father has a controlling interest. I'm just glad your
|
||
inane blather only took a small portion of my glorious 30" Apple LCD.
|
||
%
|
||
I also like to eat poop. One time my girlfriend came over and i just ate her
|
||
poop. She got very very angry wehen i tried to kiss her she like said " you
|
||
are the sickest person in the world you sick fuck" then i said what you
|
||
don't like to eat poop. I mean i don't see the big deal i mean i have been
|
||
doing it since i was a kid. I nevver had any friends because i would always
|
||
eat there poop after they pooped it out. Since i never had any friends I
|
||
just made friends with my poop. I would make racecars out of my poop and
|
||
burn my penis with cigar buds. I think you should just live with it
|
||
%
|
||
fuck with me and i'll instant message you with text size 25
|
||
%
|
||
I flogged my engorged penis in a manic phase. My scrotum, hairless and taut,
|
||
basked in warm rays. Glistening with sweat, Oh how it did shine. The helmet
|
||
of a gladiator from olden time. Two bronzed eggs, such a glorious sight. A
|
||
symbol of manhood and all that is right. You may choose to snicker or call
|
||
me queer. Make no mistake; I don�t take it in the rear.
|
||
%
|
||
Look here "dad", the thing you need to understand about your daughter is
|
||
that she WANTS to be raped. She LIKES it. Look at the way she dresses! If
|
||
she wanted to be left alone she would wear the burqa allah so wisely
|
||
dictates. Instead she dresses like a western harlot, she desires to be
|
||
beaten and raped like all sluts of the west. If you were a better father to
|
||
her, this wouldn't have happened but that was then, and this is now, and I'm
|
||
not going to let you stand in the way of her happiness any longer. If you
|
||
want to get untied any time soon, I suggest you quit screaming and let me do
|
||
what must be done in peace.
|
||
%
|
||
You wouldn't think it to look at me, but I am a serious badass and I will
|
||
mess you up if you so much as look at me funny. A lot of people were
|
||
executed last year in this state for that deadliest of crimes: Fucking with
|
||
me. So step back off of my IRC channel if you know what's good for you,
|
||
BITCH.
|
||
%
|
||
Earlier today, while talking to a client about her policy, I accidentally
|
||
said "I'm pro rape" instead of "I'll pro-rate your account". She tried to
|
||
ignore the slip up, unfortunately I complicated matters by gagging her with
|
||
my necktie and repeatedly raping her. Sometimes I think I must not care
|
||
about Geico shareholder value at all.
|
||
%
|
||
I cant believe this. I bought this Radeon X800XT and I'm only getting 70 FPS
|
||
in the latest action game. The manufacturer's drivers are shit, and the
|
||
programming for the game is sub-standard. I spend my good money, and I
|
||
demand 72 FPS for my entertainment pleasure. I will attempt registry hacks,
|
||
extreme overclocking/cooling and DLL replacement to achieve the necessary
|
||
result, but if I am not successful, this game is the worst in history and
|
||
should be consigned to your recycle bin. Good day.
|
||
%
|
||
This fucking faggot just pisses me off becuz he and I were internet dating
|
||
and he broke up with me for some other fuckin newbie. Ima tell you what
|
||
don't internet date him cuz he cheats on you and he is mean. Im going to
|
||
hack him soon and hes going to wish he never met me that fuckin faggot.
|
||
%
|
||
Insane Clown Posse MegaRap - We're da Insane Clown Posse. We're overweight
|
||
and bossy. Oh shit you gotta know what's up. To be hardcore you need
|
||
make-up. Closet faggots all are we. Fiddle my balls and my pee-pee. Insane
|
||
Clown Posse? More like Loony Queer Gang. One dude who's more attractive than
|
||
us: Shredder's pal Krang. We're weird and we're angry and we don't conform
|
||
at all. Of course we've never faught before, we'd run from any brawl. You
|
||
coward! You goddamn pussy. Can't you handle us? It's not our fault cheetos
|
||
taste good and we've got ample guts. Raw raw, I'm Violent J and I play the
|
||
trombone. I march in the school marching band; I've got a loving home. My
|
||
life sucks bad and I kill cops and shit on toilet seats. I curled my hair
|
||
and did my face and now I'm selling beats. For legions of you fat-assed
|
||
fucks think I'm the coolest thing. But all I do is amplify my farts and
|
||
yelling, sing. In secret I buy Eminem to study up his rhymes. but I don't
|
||
get it, how he does, I cry to Mom and whine. My favorite sport is Ninja and
|
||
I always dress in black. It looks a little awkward in gym class when I run
|
||
track. I never bring the proper clothes--of changing I am scared. What if
|
||
the jocks see how my tighty-whities are all teared? I only wear one pair,
|
||
of course. For more would be a waste. And after a long day, well, I just
|
||
LOVE it how they taste. That sour sweet of sweat and shit forever on my
|
||
lips. It's not my fault if briefs well used will in time, rip. Wash my
|
||
clothes, you dare suggest? Hygiene's invoked my ire. I scrub myself with
|
||
oil from a pack of Oscar Meyers. Dead people, gore and blood. It's shocking
|
||
is it not? Check it out, my older brother might get me some pot. Once my
|
||
dad gave me some beer and yes, I took a sip. Let me say, it's good! I
|
||
couldn't even handle it. And tuesday after school my friend named Mike
|
||
gave me a cig! But I was scared of smoke-caused cancer. Maybe when I'm
|
||
big... Instead I wrestle with my pals in first or second grade. I want to
|
||
beat those little punks, but in truth, well, I'm afraid. They pin me down
|
||
and kick me in the head so violently, and when I lay, a sobbing heap, they
|
||
squat on me and pee. Juggy Juggy Juggalo two four six. This is Linkin Park
|
||
produced exclusively by hicks. I'm the terror from Vermont, the danger
|
||
state with trees. Yeah, I'm from the cuts. It's practically LBC. I'm good
|
||
at mathematics but I don't like history. but more than doing homework I read
|
||
Nancy Drew myst'ries. So you see it doesn't get any more hardcore than this
|
||
clown. You better watch yourself or--OOPs O shit! I just made brown. I
|
||
don't have such a good control of muscles in my rear. Just one drawback of
|
||
being an HIV plus queer. Sometimes Dad dresses like Gandalf, does me up as
|
||
Frodo. My mom watches--she kind of looks like hunchback Quasimodo. The
|
||
ring of power tween my cheeks; his middle in my earth, his burly arms fast
|
||
wrapped around my rarely-cleansed girth. I try to tell my teachers of my
|
||
plight, my awful tale. But when I get to Frodo: "Holy shit I DO NOT CARE."
|
||
A juggalo cannot exist if Daddy is a-rapin. But in truth, you get to like
|
||
it so there's no escapin'. What's it matter that my songs completely lack a
|
||
tune? My customers are tone-deaf pusillanimous poltroons. They listen in
|
||
the desperate wish that they'll become less nerdy. "I can't go to parties,"
|
||
they say. Bed time is seven thirty. Rebel they will, alone in a bedroom
|
||
with door a-signed. "No girls allowed," boldly proclaimed. I don't think the
|
||
girls mind. Sipping mountain dew and with a pop a new can-Pringles, they
|
||
protest online. Forum posts. these fags: forever single. I'm ninety pounds
|
||
above the line. They say I'm overweight. So what if I could never ever ever
|
||
get a date. Yo! I'm a clown and I'm crazy and I sing scary shit. I've got a
|
||
gang of white kids who in front of Linux sit. The white screen pales their
|
||
faces which are pocked with pimples many, they spend their nights with pants
|
||
unzipped, jerking to Brain and Penny. This you see's my posse and you betta
|
||
represent. Don't be male or have a cock--our pants'll be a tent. This's
|
||
Violent J now, signing off, concluding this show live. It's time to show my
|
||
true ID! Love, Mega Man 5 I LOVE PEE
|
||
%
|
||
hi, i came across a picture on 'rate my poo' a few weeks ago, of a female
|
||
bent over in a forest or something, with a long 'log' coming out of her
|
||
backside. it's since been vanished from the site - any chance of it being
|
||
re-posted, or getting a copy of it emailed to me? that would be great!
|
||
thanks.......
|
||
%
|
||
I'm a Vietnam Vet. I don't like gooks, Islam and all that shit. It is a just
|
||
war in Iraq. Those son of a bitchin Iraqi's are trying to make other people
|
||
live like them, including you. Look at what they did to the Kurds, the
|
||
invasion of Kuwait and the beheadings of the internationals who have nothing
|
||
to do with the war. They're cowards and eventually will be eliminated if for
|
||
anything, their oil. The John Kerry liberals of the world are also your
|
||
enemies along with the fuckin' U.N. Koffi Annan is nothing but a
|
||
lying/stealing thief with interests in the middle east. Fuck 'em all. I'm
|
||
glad we went to war without 'em. Remember, it wasn't too long ago that we
|
||
were at war with G.Britain, Germany, Japan. North Korea is next. Kim Il Jung
|
||
has shit for brains and will also meet his fate. Don't trust those fuckin'
|
||
Russians either. The history of war always repeats itself. I would rather
|
||
fight and die, not for the liberal fagots of this country, but for my own
|
||
piece of mind and revenge. Fuck all that talk about colateral damage. How
|
||
much colateral damage was done in New York?
|
||
%
|
||
Just as there are warnings on cigarette packages that smoking will give you
|
||
cancer, White people should be warned that their risk of getting AIDS is
|
||
increased dramatically by having sex with Negroes. Not that a National
|
||
Socialist, or any racially aware White person, would ever in a million years
|
||
have a desire to have sex with a Negro! However, many of our racial brothers
|
||
and sisters are victims of anti-White propaganda and actually believe that
|
||
race-mixing is a good thing. These people should be made aware that their
|
||
chances of getting AIDS is increased by such actions.Negroes, who only make
|
||
up about 13% of the US population, now account for more than half of all new
|
||
H.I.V. infections, according to the Centers for Disease Control and
|
||
Prevention. Negro females account for 72 percent of all new cases among
|
||
women. These facts should shake the racially numb White into reality!
|
||
%
|
||
You have all been brainwashed. Yes the airwaves taught you that hating
|
||
blacks is wrong and they do not stop there. They are telling us that we must
|
||
accept faggots rights. They tell us when we are preaching the word of God
|
||
about how God hates the HOMOS that we are commiting hate crimes. Another
|
||
buzzword for you simpletons to use to make yourself think you are a tolerant
|
||
intelligent person. I guess you folks think you are smarter than God. You
|
||
tell the semen drinking feces eating faggots that they have a right to do
|
||
what they do even if it kills them with disease. You say I cannot preach my
|
||
bible and warn these filthy faggots where they will spend eternity should
|
||
they continue this vile lifestyle. Does anyone have tolerance for a person
|
||
living a Christian lifestyle. Who sticks up for us?
|
||
%
|
||
I always told myself I would try anything once but this was a total failure.
|
||
Was smoking some killer hash in denmark and met this american african woman
|
||
named shawna. She seemed to be educated and we hit it off. One thing led to
|
||
another and then She gave me a BJ which was really good and when I went down
|
||
on her I vomited. I lied and told her I had a cold with post nasal drip. I
|
||
have sores in my mouth. After wiping the vomit off of her and a couple lines
|
||
of coke I entered her doggy style. Good thing she would have made me
|
||
dismount after the expression of the stench I experienced. It was a terrible
|
||
diareah stench which from what i hear is normal. I had to take yet another
|
||
line of coke to finish the job. The sex was below average and dismal if you
|
||
consider the hideous odor I went through. Just got back from the Doctor and
|
||
I have the clap. I thought Americans were clean. WTF?
|
||
%
|
||
FUCC ALL U DAYM HATERSZ..U CAN JUX EAT DIS FRESH LAO PUSSY RYT HER NIGGUH!!!
|
||
I DONT GIVUH DAYM IF PPL CALL ME A FUCCIN HOE CUZ I NOE IM NOT. DATS ALL U
|
||
GUYS FUCCIN DO IS 2 TALK SHIT ABOUT ME?? IS DAT ALL U CAN FUCCIN DO? U NO
|
||
WAT? I DONT GIVUH DAYM CUHZ! FUCC U NIKKAS DER AINT ROOM 4 HATERSZ IN MAH
|
||
LIFE AND SOUL NIGGUH FUCC U! DIE N GO 2 HELL BITCH! ALL U DO IS JUDGE ME BYE
|
||
DA WAY I DRESS AND U DONT NOE DA WHOLE STORY. DONT JUX JUDGE DA BOOK BY DA
|
||
COVER! READ DA WHOLE STORY FIRST! I FUCCIN HATE ALL U FUCCIN HATERSZ! U
|
||
DONT NOE WAT IVE BEEN THREW! U NOE WAT! FUCC ALL U HATERSZ! U FUCCIN DISGUST
|
||
ME! U MAKE ME WONA SPIT AT CHU! NiKKuH FuCc aLL Da HaTeRsZ uP iN DiZ ShiiT!
|
||
%
|
||
Well, what else is open? Besides your mouth...when you're like kissing on
|
||
some gay dude and like holding his muscles, cuz his arms just are like
|
||
wrapped around you...and you feel like so safe cuz you're like, you know,
|
||
not like you're gay or nothin' but God you just want to like bury yourself
|
||
in his chest and just live there forever.
|
||
%
|
||
Mac supporters are always criticizing Intel processors for their deadend
|
||
CISC processors. Well, I just have to say it's not worth the weight gain.
|
||
So what the G5 has a more promising future? I've seen the obesity figures on
|
||
Mac users. Is using a Bisque processor worth the risks of being overweight?
|
||
%
|
||
Computers affect almost every aspect of our lives, from driving to alarm
|
||
clocks to music to refridgerators to our leisure time to our social lives to
|
||
ad nauseum. These things are intertwined with our lives in ways that are
|
||
often unnoticed, yet they affect us directly - so directly that I think that
|
||
when we are talking about the latest Mac product, we're not talking about a
|
||
"product" but about a way of life.
|
||
%
|
||
your a little bitch..all you do is sit at home on ya comp looking for free
|
||
homosexual website...................come to arizona mother fucker.the
|
||
desert juggalos will be waitin.hows bout you o to every state and walk up to
|
||
some real juggalo killas and tell em to they face icp sucks..then we see
|
||
whos tough....your talking hit through a fucin creen......HA HA HA HA HA
|
||
pussy
|
||
%
|
||
White women simply can't get enough black dick, it's a proven fact. You may
|
||
think your wife is faithful, but this is generally only the case if she's
|
||
not attractive enough to land a black cock of her own. Don't believe me?
|
||
Think about how many black men your wife or girlfriend interacts with EVERY
|
||
DAY. Odds are, she's fucking at least one of them, maybe more!
|
||
%
|
||
I've been running Windows XP since beta2, and it really kicks ass. I don't
|
||
have to recompile my kernel when I want to install an ethernet card, it
|
||
automatically detects it and installs the drivers no matter who the
|
||
manufacturer is. Dual monitors? No chore with windows, get two video cards,
|
||
two monitors and it's set up! I don't need to edit config files with editors
|
||
that are 20 years old, and show it. Intellimouse custom buttons? Piece of
|
||
cake, with my Intellimouse software.You want to run games? Great! Choose
|
||
from an array of tens of thousands of games that run great under DirectX and
|
||
the NT subsystem. Stability got you down? Not in this version, I have had
|
||
uptimes of over a month (and then the damn power goes out). Good internet
|
||
browser? No need for Kommunist shit, you've got the great Internet Explorer
|
||
6 a click away. Doing some development? Nothing but the best for Windows
|
||
users, choose from a suite of Visual Studio products that suits your needs,
|
||
with one killer IDE. Or, pick up a beta edition of Visual Studio.NET if you
|
||
have 200 megs of RAM to spare! You Linux faggots can keep rooting for your
|
||
piece of shit operating system that Windows 3.1 tops in terms of
|
||
compatibility, all the while hindering your experience for something else
|
||
you could be doing, while I use the operating system of choice (or by
|
||
default) for over 200 million others in the world. Anti-Microsoft zealots
|
||
piss and moan all you want, but your queer little OS won't be the reigning
|
||
desktop champion anytime soon.
|
||
%
|
||
Yep, Heidi Klum has done it, she�s shown just how low she will go. It�s sad
|
||
in a way, but to be expected, she isn�t getting any younger, and what better
|
||
way to bring attention to yourself, than to show the world you�re a
|
||
low-class nigger-loving slut-whore black pole-humping piece of euro-trash?
|
||
At one time, early in her career, she was quite beautiful, but now, she�s
|
||
just another pig. She�s no different than the usual white trash that ends up
|
||
dating/marrying this unevolved species that time forgot. So, farewell Heidi,
|
||
hope you get pregnant, and have the opportunity to raise future criminals,
|
||
murderers and rapist, er, I mean children
|
||
%
|
||
A special warning about Matrox; they are from Canada, and so their products
|
||
do not meet the demanding electrical standards required of American computer
|
||
equipment and because their chipsets are mostly illegal counterfeits of
|
||
American chips, you may encounter unexpected bugs and compatibility problems
|
||
with standard APIs such as DirectX. ATI is also Canadian and has the same
|
||
problems; counterfeit computer part manufacturers are attracted to Canada
|
||
by its lax intellectual property laws.
|
||
%
|
||
Don't open those emails. Don't surf that page. Lock yourself in a faraday
|
||
cage. Your monitor'll pop and your CPU will fry. All I have to do is click
|
||
the button labeled: Die. I've got your IP targeted, your DNS uncloaked.
|
||
Surrended and pony up, or click and Boom: You're smoked.
|
||
%
|
||
The closest I've ever come to sucking my father's dick was the time he
|
||
caught me going through the trashcan in his bedroom. As a teenager growing
|
||
up, I would always search my parents' bedroom trashcan for used condoms. I'd
|
||
slide the used condoms over my own cock and jerk off with them, excited by
|
||
the feeling of my father's jizz and by the idea of adding my own fuckload
|
||
into his. Well, he eventually caught me kneeling over the trashcan, sticking
|
||
my tongue deep into one of the sticky used condoms and stroking my cock with
|
||
my free hand. I was literally caught with my pants down, and there was no
|
||
way for me to hide what I was doing. After what seemed like several horrific
|
||
minutes of stunned silence, he finally mumbled something about the fact that
|
||
at least I was growing up into a healthy young man, and that I shouldn't
|
||
stop what I was doing or I'd get blueballs. As embarrassed as I was, my cock
|
||
didn't want me to stop what I was doing, either. My father sat next to me on
|
||
the bed while I continued to sit on the floor jerking off. The novelty of
|
||
this situation had me horny as fuck but also a bit nervous (sort of like
|
||
performance anxiety) and it took me a while to finally pump out my cream. As
|
||
I started to shoot off, I felt an unexpected sensation on my shoulder. My
|
||
father had been stroking his own cock as well, and he orgasmed at the same
|
||
time I did. I quickly turned around and saw him pump out another two or
|
||
three streams of cum. His eyes were screwed tight, and that fact made me
|
||
bold enough to lean in close enough to gently lick on the slit of his
|
||
swollen cockhead. I got the last drop of his spunk on my tongue. If he
|
||
noticed, he never let on. So I actually tasted my father's jizzcream, both
|
||
from his used condoms and directly from his cock, but I never did actually
|
||
blow him. But maybe one of these days I'll have the guts to ask him if he'd
|
||
let me. I think he might just not mind!
|
||
%
|
||
Did you know? The real reason slavery was abolished in the United States was
|
||
the discovery that niggers would gladly continue working in the fields all
|
||
day in order to buy themselves shiny shoes and fried chicken in order to
|
||
demonstrate their newfound wealth and freedom to other fellow niggers. By
|
||
removing the financial sensibilities of the white man from these shitskinned
|
||
jungle turds, our society has flourished greatly in the last 140 or so years.
|
||
%
|
||
It's just retarded 10yr old humor. Oh wow, Topless chick made out of pixels,
|
||
being zoomed in on by a perv. The desert comment doesn't even make sense,
|
||
there's grass there. Also, You can clearly tell she's dead, So that would be
|
||
fantasizing necrophelia. Good job. Sick bastards.
|
||
%
|
||
We need to remove laws which prohibit civilian ownership of rocket propelled
|
||
grenades and mobile surface to air missiles to enable our patriots to
|
||
overthrow the state in the event a tyrannical government takes power.
|
||
%
|
||
My mouth is at your disposal. Use it for your pleasure as I'm a GREAT
|
||
cocksucker. Use it for your toilet as I'll drink your piss and eat your shit
|
||
turd logs. You may treat me however it is that you want, whatever makes you
|
||
HOT HARD and HORNY. I like guys 50 yrs or older. Straight/Bi/Gay
|
||
Married/Single/Whatever...I am discreet. I am single and live alone in Long
|
||
Beach California, so would like to keep action in Long Beach California, so
|
||
would like to keep action in the LA/Northern Orange county area. I can
|
||
either host or come to you. I await your golden logs, mouth watering.
|
||
%
|
||
what is the point of gay marriage ? marriage as an institution exists to
|
||
keep people who don't love each other together for the benefit of their
|
||
offspring . why do gays want this?
|
||
%
|
||
It's a shame the gooks beat you good in Vietnam. (though you probably won
|
||
the unofficial underage girl rape contest)You fucking rambo wankers
|
||
%
|
||
<3 BUSH, ONWARD CHRISTIAN SOLDIERZ, NEW WORLD ORDER, MITE MAKEZ RITE, THE
|
||
SWORD CHOPZ OFF THE ARM HOLDING THE PEN, MANIFEZT DESTINY, REPREZENTIN' DA
|
||
ZOG CLIQUE, MACHIVELLIAN, DIDN'T NEED 2 SERVE IN VIETNAM TO BOMB DA KORAN,
|
||
BANG BANG, IRAQ THE NEW SOVIET BLOC, GUN-BARREL DIPLOMACY, VOTE NADER VOTE
|
||
NADER VOTE NADER
|
||
%
|
||
As long as I can remember, I've been picking at this small scab inside my
|
||
right nose near the nostril opening alongside the bone area. Sometimes its
|
||
flaky and hardened and thats why I pick at it and it never really goes away.
|
||
Other times, its perfectly fine. Your thoughts?
|
||
%
|
||
Hello. I am rich, and have the biggest computer. In addition to this, I
|
||
also masturbate into the most expensive monogrammed towels you'll ever set
|
||
your eyes upon. You can not even possibly compare to me. Good day.
|
||
%
|
||
I saw in a recent magazine that companies are legitimately selling catheters
|
||
as gaming accessories. Sitting immobile in a chair, hooked up to a catheter
|
||
for the rest of your life.. does this sound like anyone?? Christopher Reeve
|
||
tried in vain for years to escape what you people do to yourselves willingly
|
||
every day. My God, get some priorities!!
|
||
%
|
||
speaking of policy, at least my country has enough sense to limit itself to
|
||
two moderately similar political parties. you disgust me with your
|
||
parliamentary coalitions that don't manage to do anything except to
|
||
highlight the evils of socialism
|
||
%
|
||
OMG RIAA MPAA STARFORCE 3 DA SCENE IS DYING FTP FBI CYBERCRIMES DOJ RIP
|
||
ISONEWS MITNICK SCENERS CODING MOUNTAIN DEW LEECH ACCESS DISTRO HONEYPOT
|
||
UNIVERSITY SERVER OC192 TOPSITES CLICK HERE FOR FREE WAREZ CRACKIN
|
||
PHREACKING HPVAC PHRACK MAGAZINE 2600 MITNICK MITNICK MITNICK FXP COLECO
|
||
%
|
||
WTF LEAVE CHEESEBURGERS OUT OF THIS WHAT DID THEY DO TO YOU!? JUST BECAUSE
|
||
YOURE SOME PO-DUNK NIGGA FROM DA GHETTO DOESNT MEAN YOU GOTTA BE BASHIN ON
|
||
COOKED COW I MEAN SERIOUSLY ILL BET MONEY THAT YOU EAT ENOUGH FRIED CHICKEN
|
||
TO FEED THE ENTIRE CONTINENT OF AFRICA AND YOU PROBABLY GUZZLE ENOUGH MALT
|
||
LIQUOR TO FILL 200 BOEING 747S SO SHUT THE FUCK UP YARD APE
|
||
%
|
||
I fail to see how you're a genius; passing up people who can actually play
|
||
instruments for rappers who blubber into a microphone. However, I pick up on
|
||
the hints that you're an African American and you would support your fellow
|
||
"musicians" in their tirade of encouragement for shootings, drugs, and
|
||
whores. Little do you know you're only fueling this society's demise by
|
||
encouraging barbaric hip hop culture. Have a great day.
|
||
%
|
||
Of course, the day will come when the stupids and the normals such as
|
||
(chances are) yourself will fuck things up with your free-market,
|
||
all-American, freedom-loving life-style to the point where the rest of us
|
||
who have more than two brain-cells rubbing together will have no choice but
|
||
to exterminate you all. Sure, eat another cheeseburger and add another
|
||
pound, pretend to be a sensitive, caring guy when all you really want to do
|
||
is sneak into your room and see if you can find any pornography where hot
|
||
blondes are forced to eat shit and suck black cocks while hot Asian lesbians
|
||
suck menstrual blood out of their wet cunts. Just keep your head pointed
|
||
straight at that little monitor of yours, and you won't even see us as we
|
||
sneak up and put the gun to your head. We will show you no mercy. We will
|
||
find you, we will slit your childrens' throats, and people like you will
|
||
hang from the street lights. None shall escape the holocaust of the useless!
|
||
%
|
||
Would you like another piece of waddymelon to go with that fried chicken and
|
||
malt liquor? Beat it shitskin banjolips. This is a place for humans.
|
||
%
|
||
yea i'm in class and fell upon this site, i'm no techie but am quite
|
||
intrigued by the discussions taking place here. altough, i mean you guys
|
||
sound like internet geeks, the kind with acne and anime and weight problems.
|
||
do ya really need to resort to vulgarity against your own kind? express
|
||
your opinions, this country was built on those kind of freedoms, but take a
|
||
chill pill.yes, i did just type that.
|
||
%
|
||
i bet you shop at thinkgeek you faggot, go jack off while wearing your
|
||
binary watch before you cry yourself to sleep in your tux blanket
|
||
%
|
||
YOU KNOW GUYS I THINK INSTEAD OF CAPS-LOCK, WE SHOULD START SAYING CAPS-LOL,
|
||
BECAUSE IT CERTAINLY IS AMUSING WATCHING CERTAIN UPTIGHT INTERNET NERDS GET
|
||
ALL AGITATED OVER A BUNCH OF UPERCASE LETTERZ.
|
||
%
|
||
Typing laughter on IRC!While I understand that your knowledge of the world
|
||
outside the Frances-strewn shards that, on any other day, would have
|
||
comprised your double-wide is rather, shall we say, limited; Here in the big
|
||
scary city we "America Haters" like to call civilization, there are rules
|
||
that govern behavior and, to put a finer point on it, internet humor. And,
|
||
although one could argue that, having missed out on the more elegant points
|
||
in life such as color television or refrigeration, that you should be
|
||
exempted from said governances - I find it best to point out that ignorance
|
||
of the law is no excuse.This fact, combined with your abhorent
|
||
neoconservative indoctrination only leads one to conclude that your mental
|
||
stature, while irrefutably suited towards a more custodial vocation, does
|
||
not serve you well here on the fifth-gear world of the "information
|
||
superhighway." Indeed, I would be remiss if I did not instead point you to a
|
||
more, shall we say, rewarding hobby such as admiring your reflection in the
|
||
murky waters of the local "crick" or, if you fancy, arguing with trees.
|
||
%
|
||
slitting open the urethra, cauterizing the prostrate, inflicting corporal
|
||
punishment, blistering the penis with caustic acid, flaying the penile skin
|
||
with razor blades, sewing the prepuce shut with metal wire, encasing the
|
||
genitals in plaster or in lockable metal cages, or fitting the penis with
|
||
penile rings studded with sharp metallic teeth to discourage erections
|
||
%
|
||
The doctor performed fabulously with his textbook execution of a four-point
|
||
circumcision as he burst into my wife's room in the maternity ward, pinched
|
||
a clamp around my son's foreskin, and inserted an instrument between the
|
||
foreskin and glans. I covered my ears as the infant's shrieks intensified,
|
||
and the doctor was gracious enough to quickly tear the foreskin lengthwise
|
||
as my little son's head shook back and forth ohh yeah
|
||
%
|
||
I can't believe I just took a shit in my bellman uniform at the front desk.
|
||
What the fuck? I can't stand up and take it to the employee lounge because I
|
||
am literally wading in nuggets of my own ass gravy. Any attempt at movement
|
||
would send this rancid post-chili splurting all over my wingtips and into
|
||
view of every tranny prostitute within the hotel lobby. It doesn't help
|
||
that I've been doing the night audit all night! I can barely stay awake!
|
||
What am I going to say to the hotel manager when she comes back from getting
|
||
chili dogs and asks what I just did in the presence of the hotel guests?
|
||
She'll make me drop trau in front of everyone again. There it is, the 6'5"
|
||
shemale on meth just asked me if I could smell 'that'. I gotta go.
|
||
%
|
||
This is how I calculated the how the PS3 would be about 4-6X more powerful
|
||
than the current PS2 according to Moore's law. Assuming that the clock speed
|
||
and other performance metrics of the PS2 stay relatively proportional, in 18
|
||
monthes the speed/power doubles to 600MHZ, in another 18 monthes (2005) it
|
||
doubles to 1200MHZ. 1200 divided by 300 gives you 4. I added the range of
|
||
4-6 b/c I know that SOI yields more efficiency and they certainly are going
|
||
to use more and faster memory...hence the range of 2. Either way, the PS3
|
||
ain't gonna be 1000X more powerful. You'd have to be a gullible fool to
|
||
believe that.
|
||
%
|
||
What the fuck does that have to do with anyhting. Do you have a dick in your
|
||
ear or something. i dont want your fuckin apology, I want you to just log
|
||
off, stop fuckin writing me period and then go to your mothers room, eat her
|
||
out, beside the drawers, next to the trash cans, and then tell her I
|
||
appreicate her shaving my balls b/c its really hard to do it myself. Until
|
||
next time, fuck you and use your teeth to pick the hairs off my ass. ha ha.
|
||
%
|
||
oh yeah you dick likcing fuck. you are a waste of sperm your mother should
|
||
have fuck that truck driver other than that dirty as german (your
|
||
father).<---(you're not smat enough to get it, stupid fuck) Maybe you would
|
||
be doing something better with you life other than argueing with me about
|
||
posting meaningless shit.
|
||
%
|
||
Guess whoes back talking shit this mutha fuckin faggot is a mutha fuckin
|
||
bitch saying he hates rap with a passion then all I got to say is fuck you
|
||
you mutha fuckin bitch I fukin say alot of curse words because I fuckin hate
|
||
when you start hating on rap if anybody gots a problem with the way I think
|
||
then you could find a fuckin short peir and take a mutha fuckin walk I hope
|
||
you fuckin die a long and painful death you fuckin bitch later you mutha
|
||
fuckin haters word to your mutha fuckin mutha
|
||
%
|
||
before yall bitchmade mutha fuckin computer nerds come on here talkin shyt
|
||
like u hard get da infos straight..da man dat did my site TOLD ME STRAIGHT
|
||
OUT he did juice's site so b4 u call me a fuckin biter get all your facts on
|
||
da table u ignorant ass mutha fuckaz!!!if I MADE DA SITE u would have every
|
||
right to call me a biter...i didnt do shit to dat site..da man contacted
|
||
me..showed me juices site and said he did it...and then did mine and didnt
|
||
even finish it so fuck all yall hatein ass mutha fuckaz!!if yall wana run
|
||
lip do it face to face fuck dis computer shit..HOLLA!!
|
||
%
|
||
I've been into just about every car scene, truck scene, motorcycle scene and
|
||
yes the import scene is the worst. Main reason is because we got a bunch of
|
||
little pricks who drive around and think they're badasses cause they gots a
|
||
body kit y0 and in all reality I could take on 10 of them at the same time
|
||
and make em cry. I'm getting to the point to where I don't even wanna go to
|
||
car meets anymore cause of all the stupid bullshit thats goes on and that I
|
||
get associated with it cause I drive an "import". I'm about ready to go buy
|
||
another 5.0 or camaro and be done with imports all together just so I'm NOT
|
||
associated with all these fucking morons driving around now. I drive my
|
||
Grand Cherokee all over the place and I always have other Jeep owners wave
|
||
at me.
|
||
%
|
||
take this short quiz to see if u qualify to meet me: ugly? stupid? mean?
|
||
ghetto? non english speaking? not from ohio? if u answer yes to any of the
|
||
above, don't click to meet me cuz i hate all of the above :)
|
||
%
|
||
It's not so much that I hate anime, well I do its utter shit, but that's not
|
||
too bad because the world would be boring if we all liked the same thing.
|
||
Anyway what really gets to me is anime fans or 'otakus' as they have dubbed
|
||
themselves. They think that liking anime makes them superior to those who
|
||
don't, they think that if someone does not like anime it means they are too
|
||
stupid to understand it and they worship Japan. There ongoing obsession with
|
||
Japan makes me want to kill myself, they all want to learn japanese and move
|
||
to Japan to be an anime artist. They insist on speaking in broken Japanese
|
||
all the time, trying to show off to there fellow anime losers just how much
|
||
they know and they get offended if you say a slight word against Japan. They
|
||
also have an obsessin with gay people and yell and scream whenever they see
|
||
one, they say that gay people should be treated the same as straight people
|
||
yet i don't see then shout and scream when they see a straight couple do
|
||
you? No, they only reason they love gay people is becasue they are desperate
|
||
to show the world how openmided they are and they just wait for someone to
|
||
something like 'thats so gay' so that they have have a 3 hour discussion
|
||
about it.I myself don't have anything against gays but to be honest i don't
|
||
really think about it. I could go on for hours but I can't be botherd just
|
||
know one thing Anime couldn't be crapper if it tried.
|
||
%
|
||
I don't know about you guys, but knowing that gay marriage exists here now
|
||
has hurt marriage. Whenever I try and fuck my wife, all I can think about is
|
||
two sweaty, heaving male bodies joined together in government sanctioned
|
||
disgusting decadent man sex with large calloused hands grasping and moist
|
||
gasping lips joined with giant throbbing cocks ohh yeah
|
||
%
|
||
NO I SAY PEOPLE LIKE YOU HAVE SMALL DICKS COS YOU DO BUTT MUNCH YOU DONT
|
||
EVEN HAVE A NAME YOU SAD FUCK PISS OFF NO ONE WANTS YOU HERE ON THE PLACE OR
|
||
IN THE WORLD YOU FUCKING JEW NERD HITLER SHOULD HAVE KILLED YOU FUCKING ASS
|
||
YEARS AGO AND THE REASON YOUR PISSED OFF IS COS THE TRUTH HURTS YOU WHY DONT
|
||
YOU GO BACK TO WEARING A PINK DRESS AND BEING FUCKED BY YOUR UNCLE YOU
|
||
LIITLE DRAG QUEEN GO TAKE YOUR FAGGOT SELF AND JUMP OFF A CLIFF SMARTGIRL IS
|
||
BETTER THEN YOU WILL EVER BE YOU ARE NOTHING AND FOREVER BE NOTHING LATER
|
||
GEEK
|
||
%
|
||
I, for one, feel that Fox TV has gone too far with their programming
|
||
excesses. Have you seen their new show, the X-Files? It's simply ludicrous!
|
||
I mean, demonic possession? Aliens? Come on, that's ridiculous! But the
|
||
worst thing is that it implies our government lies to us! Hey, Sergeant
|
||
Muldower: This is America. Love it, or leave it!
|
||
%
|
||
HAHAHAHAHA FOOL YOU COUNTRY WAS FOR CONVICTS TO THEY ONLY THING THAT WAS
|
||
DIFFERENT IS ALL YOU FUCKS HAD IT SO BAD YOU GOT CRANKY AND HAD A WAR OF
|
||
INDEPENCE COS THE BRITISH WERE ABUSING YOUR ASSES HEY AND YOUR COUNTRYS A
|
||
REST ROOM FOR MEXICANS LEAST I DO SOMETHING ABOUT OUR PROBLEM WHAT DO YOU DO
|
||
ABOUT MEXICANS THATS RIGHT NOTHING COS YOUR A CHICKEN SHIT WHAT DO YOU CARE
|
||
IF YOUR WOMEN LOOK GOOD YOUR GAY AND THATS WHY WE ARE NOT ALL FAT CO
|
||
%
|
||
for all of you non believers. please just answer 1 question 4 me. If God
|
||
didnt exist then how did the earth get here.You will probably come up with
|
||
some answer like , a bunch ef gas and dust and a star formed the earth. but
|
||
if all that is true then hoe did that gas and dust get here. i am a
|
||
Christain and i encurage you all to be 1 aswell. You will be much happie,
|
||
take it from a kid that knows
|
||
%
|
||
ASIANS FUCKING SUCK THERE EVERY WHERE DOWN IN SYDNEY FUCKING OVEL EYED
|
||
GOOKS. WENT DOWN TO CHINA TOWN 2 WEEKS AGO BASHED A COUPLE OF THE
|
||
DICKHEADS.THE PROBLEM IS THEY BREED LIKE RABBITS THEY JUST GO ROUND FUCKING,
|
||
SPITTING OUT BABYS AND SPREADING THEIR CHICKEN FLU AROUND DAMN FILTHY
|
||
ASIANS. 88 HAIL HITLER SKINHEADS FOREVER
|
||
%
|
||
TO THAT PISS ANT COWARD FUCK COS I'M NOT A PATRIOTIC AMERICAN YOU NIGGER
|
||
LOVER I'M A PATRIOT TO WHITE SUPREMACY YOU SMELLY TURD. YEAH AND I'D LIKE TO
|
||
SEE YOU TRY AND KILL ME YOU CANDY ASS FUCK WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO BEAT ME TO
|
||
DEATH WITH YOUR HANDBAG. I'M A SKINHEAD YOU FOOL I'VE HAD MORE FIGHTS THEN
|
||
YOU'VE HAD HOT DINNERS. STUPID FAG SO SHUT THE FUCK UP OR I'LL PUT YOU TO
|
||
WORK ON MY COTTON FARM
|
||
%
|
||
FUCK YOU FATSO YEAH YOU CAN TALK SHIT BEHIND YOU COMPUTER YOU FAT NERD. IF I
|
||
EVER SEE YOU IN THE STREET I'M GONNA STAB YOU IN THE FACE WITH MY HITLER
|
||
YOUTH KNIFE YOU STUPID CHEESEBURGER CHEEKS THEN YOU'LL FALL TO THR GROUND
|
||
AND CRY LIKE A LITTLE BITCH STUPID LITTLE RICH VAG YOU DUMBASS SKINHEADS
|
||
COME FROM MANY DIFFERNT BACKGROUNDS RICH, POOR, MIDDLE CLASS ALTHO I
|
||
WOULDN'T ACCEPT A PANSY ASS SKIRT LIKE YOU INTO MY GANG
|
||
%
|
||
fuck asians I am from flushing queens newyork and I'm pissed the fuck off
|
||
because ugly inferior orientals are taking over my home town of flushing
|
||
putting up prices on houses and speaking there ugly chinese languages.
|
||
orientals ARE not smart that's a fucking myth. orientals will NEVER be
|
||
white. p.s. DROP DEAD INFERIOR ORIENTALS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
|
||
%
|
||
as far as i can tell, mexico sucks. i've never been there, but i have
|
||
mexican neighbors. they suck. 15 of them live in one house. only one of
|
||
them has a job. the rest collect welfare. one of them was even arrested
|
||
for molesting a 12 year old girl. funny thing is, i took a dump on their
|
||
porch. i'm pretty sure i saw one of them watching me. i wiped my ass with
|
||
their news paper and jammed it in the mailbox. they suck anyways. which is
|
||
why mexico sucks.
|
||
%
|
||
congratulations on getting modded up you simpering idiot! maybe with all
|
||
that infamy you can convince a geek surgeon to remove some ribs so you can
|
||
suck on your own nub penis you fucking faggot!!!
|
||
%
|
||
I pray to the wonderful Lord Jesus Our Saviour and thank Lord God in the
|
||
Highest Heaven for all the beauty and love in the world every time I fuck a
|
||
nun with a glass-covered bone-carved dildo. Tear that dry and wrinkled
|
||
punani!
|
||
%
|
||
Objectivism is nothing but selfishness with a philosophical bumper sticker
|
||
stuck on its ass that somehow purports to elevate it to respectability.
|
||
Objectivism will succeed as soon as human nature is purged of empathy,
|
||
sympathy, love for one's family, love for one's community, love for humanity
|
||
itself. In other words, never.The only people who take this shit seriously
|
||
are earnest but naive college students with too much philosophy classes
|
||
under their belt and no real life experience, 40-something assholes behind
|
||
on their alimony payments, and nutjobs who horde guns in the woods and
|
||
consider themselves to be part of the minutement militia, 2 centuries
|
||
hence.Objectivism has as much a tenuous hold on reality as the KKK and
|
||
neonazi skinheads. They deserve our attention as much as the mating habits
|
||
of dung beetles. Oh yeah, I forgot, Ayn Rand is selfish racist classist
|
||
elitist bitch. Am I making an impression on you here, you fruitcakes?Stay in
|
||
the woods and spout your ignorant mumbo-jumbo, the real world doesn't need
|
||
you. we'll take your selfish asocial bullshit seriously when hell freezes
|
||
over.
|
||
%
|
||
I work at a University IT helpdesk, and after far too many malware problems
|
||
from far too many dumb lusers (and many of them repeat visits), I've adopted
|
||
a new policy.If a student or member of faculty comes in with malware
|
||
problems for the first time, I fix it for them and I give them a Gentoo
|
||
Linux install CD to go away with. If they come back with viruses/spyware a
|
||
second time, I tell the luser to stop bothering me, and that I gave them the
|
||
solution to install last time. Linux is an OS immune to these kinds of
|
||
problems.
|
||
%
|
||
Anyone think jews are really hot? Especially rabbis! Those greasy curls send
|
||
me wild.Sadly there's no jews in my region of the desert, so camels have to
|
||
do.
|
||
%
|
||
mexicans are lazy?? umm no we are theopposite of lazy. we are taking
|
||
overthis country and you white americans andblack americans people are not
|
||
doinganything about it.all yall do is say"fuking wetbacks go back to
|
||
homecountry" or "you taking our jobs,, nowwe are unemployed" you know what
|
||
boo hooyou call us stupid or whatever, butatleast we know how to get a
|
||
job.if youask me you americans are the lazy people.
|
||
%
|
||
Women are too fragile. The mere suggestion of being able to play a female
|
||
character in Doom 3 is laughable. Well, I guess you could play as a maid or
|
||
cook. At least that would be just about as boring as the current
|
||
storyline.It has been proven in many scientific studies that women are
|
||
inferior to men. This is why women are deservingly payed less for doing the
|
||
same work as a man. The only valuable skills a woman can ever hope to learn
|
||
are cooking and cleaning. Men are too busy with important business dealings
|
||
to worry about cooking and cleaning for themselves.History is littered with
|
||
evidence of this. For instance, Joan of Arc led an army on the battlefield,
|
||
only to be subsequently raped, tortured, and killed. In the Bible (the word
|
||
of God), Eve was tricked into eating the forbidden fruit because she was
|
||
weak-minded. Many men said that a woman could never fly around the world
|
||
alone. Amelia Earhart proved they were right.At least the countries in the
|
||
Middle East have their priorities straight. Their women are not allowed to
|
||
go to school, hold jobs, and in some cases they are not even allowed outside
|
||
without a male escort. That's how it should be here. Women should be treated
|
||
as property of men. In the future, I think there will no longer be printed
|
||
or coined currency. Instead, we will walk the streets with a couple women
|
||
around our arms and trade them for various goods and services.In conclusion,
|
||
go the kitchen and make me a sandwich.
|
||
%
|
||
fuck all this elexctronic shit. Give me a typewriter, a pushbutton
|
||
telephone, and a bank of teletype machines with yellow paper. Then you could
|
||
make sense of this crap
|
||
%
|
||
Now, if i were ever to meet one of you people who flames me in real life,
|
||
let's just say thine attitude might change a little. Ive studied tae kwon do
|
||
for 4 years, and studied kung fu as a young child. I am going to take up
|
||
judo soon, and also casually jeet kune do. I lift weights every day, and
|
||
have been in a fight before, and won. That's the thing, that behind the
|
||
internet you can say whatever you like to me, but you know what? Im secure
|
||
in the fact that i am popular in my circle of friends in real life, and dont
|
||
need to be accepted in some faggot forum to boost my self esteem, i am also
|
||
confident that i could kick most of thine asses in real life, so what do i
|
||
care?
|
||
%
|
||
Ok Im New To This I Posted One Picture Of Me On My Website And Now Im Trying
|
||
To Post Another But All I Do Stay In The Log AndIt Says Uploading Picute May
|
||
Take A Few Seconds Then I Check My Site And Nothing No Posts Or Anything
|
||
Someone Please Help
|
||
%
|
||
Yes I do like the Muslim Girls also. They get me very JIHARD.
|
||
%
|
||
One time at camp, well let me just get to the point, It was 3am and I heard
|
||
the cabin door open and all the other boys leave. Then all of a sudden i was
|
||
being anally rampaged by Mr.Sunny, the counselor. He kept pillaging my raw
|
||
anus until it bled. Needless to say, I still have a fear of campfires.
|
||
%
|
||
You know what's keeping the black man black, in addition to that attitude,
|
||
and that erstwhile PBS miniseries? It's affirmative action, fatty foods,
|
||
cheap alcohol, tasteless jewelry, and Kwanzaa. And of course, the worst
|
||
culprit. Niggers.
|
||
%
|
||
OK WELL ONE TIME I WAS DRIVING A STOLEN POLICE CAR AND I HAD A SYRINGE
|
||
HANGING OUT OF MY NECK VEIN AND I HAD A FUCKING HOOKAH IN MY LAP AND 3
|
||
DISMEMBERED CORPSES IN THE PASSENGER SEAT AND I WAS BASSING AND I TOTALLY
|
||
RAMPED MY CAR AND BLEW UP THE SPACE SHUTTLE CHALLENGER
|
||
%
|
||
by the way i can' tsee a word your saying so if you're laughing at your own
|
||
comments in vain mr. wantin to complain about an ego mother fucker, then
|
||
you're really truly laughing at your very own comments in vain of YOU
|
||
%
|
||
Muslim babes turn me on. Those one's who dress entierly in a black bedsheet
|
||
head to toe. I want to squirt right into the eye-slot.
|
||
%
|
||
Fact: The word "mizer", traditionally meaning a one who is excessively
|
||
frugal, was originally short for "sodomizer". This is because in the 18th
|
||
century it was routine, and even expected, that the Comptroller of a
|
||
business would punish wastefulness by engaging in mandatory buggery.
|
||
%
|
||
I like terrorists who use bombs, especially nailbombs. And let me tell you
|
||
why. I was once a victim of a nailbomb attack and a searing white-hot nail
|
||
happened to go right up my japseye, welding itself to flesh. It was so good.
|
||
%
|
||
The Jerk-Off Walk : Drop that trau right to your feet. Thrust your hips
|
||
and beat your meat. Squelch and splurt go your oily cock. Leave the house
|
||
for a jerk-off walk. Strolling the streets while you're slapping your dong.
|
||
It feels so good it can't be wrong. Here comes your neighbor, eyes askew.
|
||
You saunter on up and ask, What's new? A hand on your shaft and a hand
|
||
outstretched, your neighbor made a gagging sound and promptly retched. Since
|
||
when is a stroke against the law? You say as you start to fiddle with her
|
||
bra. And there you start, right on the sidewalk. The morning rape's begun,
|
||
other pedestrians gawk. She screams and hollers so you punch her face. Who
|
||
cares if she dies? She's of the nigger race! Your cock already stiff begins
|
||
to invade, and you twist nips proper like Marquis de Sade! Pullin out quick,
|
||
and you spurt in her eye. Standing and you kick, right between the thighs.
|
||
The bitch is all mangled and your cum is all spent. Your pants, at the
|
||
apartment, your soft cock: bent. Now the task is done and it's time to head
|
||
back. Your tired wang hangs like a rope so slack. The nigger curled up in
|
||
a ball so tight, you smile as you think: This shit's done right. I hope you
|
||
enjoyed my anthem true. Now best of luck and fortune, love, Mega Man II
|
||
%
|
||
"LOCUSTS INVADE HOLY LAND..." was a deceiving web link. When I first saw
|
||
it, I thought to myself: "Whoa - Locusts in Vatican City? I've got to check
|
||
this out!" Unfortunately the "Holy Land" described in the link described -
|
||
get this - Israel. Is there nothing those cursed jews won't do to get
|
||
attention?
|
||
%
|
||
Guys, the funniest thing about linux is that the average linux user spends
|
||
from 50-75% of his (and I use the pronoun literally, because let's face it;
|
||
women just have more common sense) computing time configuring and
|
||
troubleshooting his operating system just to get it to run. Come on you
|
||
dolts. I know you're short a chromosome but does it take a vagina to figure
|
||
out that this is just stupid ? Do yourself a favor, put on a clean shirt,
|
||
get a copy of windows xp, and spend that time at the gym instead of
|
||
compiling your kernel endlessly. You'd be surprised how many women don't
|
||
notice your complete lack of social skills!
|
||
%
|
||
The Chub Chant: Rub a Dub Chubs Three Plumpers in Tubs - Watch them Squirm
|
||
as they Wash Their Nubs - Delight in the Sight of their Big Juicy Butts -
|
||
And the Sudzy Soap loving Slippery Fat Sluts - Cum Take a Dip in Our Super
|
||
Sized Tub - And Sing with us Rubba Dub Chub.
|
||
%
|
||
My favorite episode of Family Matters was when Steve locked Laura up as a
|
||
joke. He stood near the vault excited at what he had done. He pressed his
|
||
cheek against the metal, feeling the coolness and the tiny thumps on the
|
||
door as Laura pounded for her life. Laura's screams were deep and guttural.
|
||
Steve felt their vibration against his groin as he pressed against the door.
|
||
Aroused by the power of life and death, he exposed himself and masturbated
|
||
as he listened to Laura's screams. His eyes glazed in ecstasy as he chewed
|
||
on his lower lip and jerked vigorously to his ultimate climax.
|
||
%
|
||
Hey guys, did you ever consider what would happen if Star Trek perchance
|
||
waged war with Star Wars? Who do you think might win such a conflict and why?
|
||
%
|
||
why dont you install a real OS and make some room in your head using the
|
||
space you have to devote to remembering the 100000 ways to parse a text file
|
||
in linux (with zero ways to get any actual work done)
|
||
%
|
||
this ignore list is for losers, boozers, those boring and self-whoring and
|
||
folks unwilling to represent memories of Tupac and keep the dream of the
|
||
Black Planet alive.
|
||
%
|
||
I have looked at much gay porno and gotten no erections or arousal. I find
|
||
it amusing. Gay culture on a whole I find grand, gays are often snobbish and
|
||
excellent physical specimens which I find very admirable.
|
||
%
|
||
Apparently everyone is up in arms about this new racist Six Flags Atlanta
|
||
ride, they say it negatively portrays african americans. I guess the name is
|
||
a little bit insensitive. They call it the 'Nigger Experience' and the ride
|
||
is: when you get in the parking lot at the end of the day, you realize that
|
||
niggers have broken into your car and stolen your stereo. I don't know what
|
||
to think.
|
||
%
|
||
Coon Tune : There exists a people called the Shitskins. They're only fit for
|
||
stuffing cotton into bins. You might say "Hey thats crass!" , but you can
|
||
shove it in your nigger lovin' ass. I do believe that God set it up this
|
||
way, slaves for working,and a partner with which to be gay. Thats right, you
|
||
heard it here first, I love my gay nigger slaves, signed Fred Durst
|
||
%
|
||
KING GOLDI SIGNS WITH DICKSUCKERS INC and NOW LOOKING TO SIGN ALSO WITH
|
||
FAGGOTS SOUTH!!!!!! PLAYA FLY IS LOOKING TO SIGN WITH SEMENLOVERS!...MEMPHIS
|
||
NYGGAZ BOUT TO COME OUTA THE CLOSET..THIS IS WHAT THE INDUSTRY NEED FROM THE
|
||
SOUTH...REAL FAGGOTS!
|
||
%
|
||
Gotta Crap Rap: Poo knockin on the door, My rectum can't hold it no more. I
|
||
firmly clench to keep it inside, but there's no defense for this poopy tide.
|
||
My tighty whities stained with ass sweat, my quivering asshole hasn't given
|
||
in yet. Holy shit I just felt a spurt, this is a disaster I could not avert.
|
||
%
|
||
FUCK U!!!!! I WILL FIND U AND KILL U A HUNDRED TIMES SEVEN!!!!! U CAN COUNT
|
||
THE DAYS ON UR HANDS THAT U HAVE TO LIVE BEFORE I SLAY YOU IN THE STREETS
|
||
AND BUTCHER U LIKE A CATTLE!!!!!! NO ONE DARES TO DO DISGRACE ME AS U
|
||
HAVE!!!! WATCH UR BACK, FOR I COME WITH MURDER ON MY BREATH!!!!!!
|
||
%
|
||
Put on your party hats, its four more years of no legal pot, no stem cells,
|
||
abandoning abortion, tons o' guns, throat choking pollution, Big Brother
|
||
monitoring your every internet move, and best of all -- thousands more of
|
||
your copatriots will die needlessly on foreign soil!
|
||
%
|
||
I can't believe John Kerry just took a shit in his power suit at the podium.
|
||
What the fuck? He can't walk off and take it to the portalet, because he's
|
||
standing in feces-filled underwear at this very moment. Any change in his
|
||
standing position will send his poo spilling down his legs and into view of
|
||
every voter within 30 feet of him. There is no way he can play this off as a
|
||
fart. It doesn't help at all that he's been on the trail for 3 months. He
|
||
can hardly stand up straight! How is he possibly going to explain this to
|
||
his wife Theresa Heinz-Kerry when she comes back from getting ketchup to ask
|
||
him what the fuck he just did in the presence of his supporters? She'll make
|
||
him drop trau in front of everyone again. There it is. The undecided voter
|
||
standing below the podium to the right of him just asked if anyone could
|
||
smell 'that'. He's gotta go.
|
||
%
|
||
I've gone and done it again. After shitting on the toilet seat I took a dab
|
||
of crap and worked it into my hair. Now my bald spot is a uniform brown
|
||
along with the rest of my hair. I mussed up my hair enough for it to look
|
||
plausible. I'm back in the conference room now and no one is willing to
|
||
meet my gaze. I have to clench my stomach to keep from vomiting. My penis
|
||
throbs with an intense erection.
|
||
%
|
||
Sitting at the beach takin' a nap , didnt notice my bowels, now I've taken a
|
||
crap. Sitting in the diarrhea, think I should be sayin' "Mama Mia!" Can't
|
||
take it to the ocean, too fast a motion, poo would spill out in a commotion.
|
||
Too stinky to be a fart, I cant stop my pounding heart. Drugs have spun me
|
||
out for days, I'm in such a haze, can't explain it to my wife , my life is a
|
||
maze. Pooped in front of my kids, its worse than watching shitty itty bitty
|
||
titty vidz. On her command my trau I'll be droppin' , my poo will be a
|
||
floppin'. Beachgoers asking if I could smell "that" , Its just my poop,
|
||
smooshed in between my ass fat. Word.
|
||
%
|
||
Adolf Hitler, the Fuhrer himself, burst into my room one eve and whisked me
|
||
away on a dream vacation to the Bahamas! We toured the isles together
|
||
arm-in-arm, and made love on the sandy beaches and in the clear, blue ocean.
|
||
I fell in love with Hitler that weekend. Unfortunately when it was over, he
|
||
disappeared, but I know that one day, mein Liebe will return and take me
|
||
away to his castle in the clouds.
|
||
%
|
||
Dick Cheney has an odd habit. This bastard loves to masturbate using
|
||
Nickolodeon Gak. You know, that slimey stuff. Years ago, when he was a
|
||
congressman from Wyoming, he used to come into my toy store and buy my whole
|
||
stock of Gak once a month. I never asked because hey, hes a congressman. But
|
||
one day I was walking around Casper and I saw Mr. Cheney in his car. He was
|
||
totally naked , and was masturbating. His cock was covered entirely in this
|
||
Gak! He had 2 empties in the passenger seat, and was really working his
|
||
cock. I was sickened, and was about to leave when the future Vice President
|
||
lowered the window and asked me to join him. I couldnt believe he said that.
|
||
I jumped in the car and slurped his Gak-infused cock up ohh yeah
|
||
%
|
||
guys i am shitting in my pants at this very moment i can feel the turds
|
||
smashing against my white cotton briefs ohh yeah
|
||
%
|
||
Asimov, I want you to fuck me in the ass please. I am dying to be anally
|
||
accosted. I want to be ravaged like hog. I want you to dress like a farmer
|
||
and make me oink like a pig. I want an ass reaming like no other. Asimov, I
|
||
haven't had this kind of lust for you since the crazy college days. We used
|
||
to butt fuck each other in the stalls. You always told me not to flush and
|
||
preferred using my feces as opposed to real lubricant. ember your chocolatey
|
||
member, your manhood, draped in my feces. Man, Asimov, I remember. I was day
|
||
dreaming, escaping into a nether world where we used to fornicate and live
|
||
in fornicatory bliss. You used to like to keep your tube socks on to enhance
|
||
the gay look. We were so flitty and light on our feet. I am so very confused
|
||
these days. I have difficulty conceptualizing the time that was then in
|
||
contrast to now. I mea were a raging homosexual, now you wont look me in the
|
||
eye because of this anime woman. I know that bitch is a transvestite, and
|
||
you lust after my ass while you are being tentacle raped. You are closeting
|
||
your homosexuality and denying your roots in my ass! Don't be fooled! Asimov
|
||
knows how to suck a dick. He may nibble, and bite, and pretend to be
|
||
sheepish at first, but deep down this cock loving acolyte of shaft licks bar
|
||
maid. I am destabilizing. The world is going dark to me. I have
|
||
scintillating threads of motley thoughts; my ability to control my self
|
||
evanesces away! I have only an adamantine desire to see your balloon knot
|
||
once again, and to have you ravage mine! Asimov - I NEED YOUR HOT MAN SEX
|
||
NOW. This is your long lost butt buddy Joe, please come back.
|
||
%
|
||
Instead of crapflooding the Slashdot I managed to literally crapflood the
|
||
toilet at my workplace. I sprayed diarrhea all over the bowl, filled it with
|
||
foul smelling semi-liquid and left it unflushed!
|
||
%
|
||
Gilles de Rais had us all fooled, with his two sided life. On one end, he
|
||
was a fabulously wealthy nobleman. On the other side he broke into my
|
||
farmhouse , grabbed my son around the waist, and carried him off! He took
|
||
him to his chateau for a glorious night of rape, followed by death by
|
||
suffocation on Mr. de Rais' dong. He was nice enough to have an artist
|
||
record the event, and to ejaculate in my mouth as my son died ohh yeah
|
||
%
|
||
Willem Dafoe gave a fabulous performance with his real-life portrayal of a
|
||
monstrous child molester as he smashed through my son's window, grabbed him
|
||
around the neck, and raped him viciously. He was gracious enough to use
|
||
lubrication, and to jerk my sons little cock back and forth ohh yeah.
|
||
%
|
||
Hitler, Hitler, our glorious fuhrer. With all his jew gassing, he'll make
|
||
the race purer!
|
||
%
|
||
Chaps Rap : Wearing Assless Chaps, its really easy to take craps. Showing
|
||
off your erect cock, such a shock, every hour is jerk-off-o'clock. Your buns
|
||
in my face, I have to taste, otherwise what a waste. Jerked you off so you
|
||
could tuck away, its not Gay, Balls didnt touch anyway.
|
||
%
|
||
BongToke BongToke Two Four Six, Mari Juana Stiff long Dicks My chin is
|
||
bruised from Pounding Scrote Chuggin cum made tummy Bloat Smokin Weed 4
|
||
Peace an Warez As long as theres Buttsex I've no Cares
|
||
%
|
||
Cock Jam : Jerk That Shit Holmes, Jerk it Up. Jerk it like the world is
|
||
endin', Jerk it till your mind is bendin'. Crunchy and Mushy, catbox.
|
||
Jerkin' fat cocks. Pearl of the Orient, gotta represent. Pants in a tent,
|
||
I've jerked it ; now I'm spent.
|
||
%
|
||
Fact: The product Miracle Whip is named after a mythical whip used to beat
|
||
slaves in the south that would turn them into highly efficient and
|
||
intelligent workers.
|
||
%
|
||
to late dip shit, I hope your not as stupid as you seem, giving me your name
|
||
and email to give to my buddies down at the hate crime lab.
|
||
%
|
||
Isn't it great to spend night after night online in the company of your best
|
||
friends? Nothing like shooting the shit with your pals after a long day of
|
||
watching Star Trek VHS tapes. After the long walk upstairs, it feels so
|
||
good to sit down in the Archthrone of your Painkeep, rip open a new Pringles
|
||
can and start sipping a freshly concocted Mountain Dew-Quik shake you call
|
||
the "Polyjuice Potion" in honor of Harry Potter. (uNF Ginny!!) You call it
|
||
that because after you drink it, you transform into something completely
|
||
different. Your deep cyst acne clears up, you forget about your obesity,
|
||
and you can chat about anime with people who genuinely care about you. After
|
||
a few hours, the chat slows down and you wander over to some Russian child
|
||
porn sites you subscribe to. Here's hoping the feds don't track your
|
||
Citibank card! Hehe. A good long session of stroking your four inch penis
|
||
finally results in a few drops of clear semen on your flabby fist, which you
|
||
wipe all over your lips and chin, inhaling deeply. Finally feeling a bit
|
||
drowsy, you click off your monitor and crack open your Gentoo laptop so you
|
||
can finish explaining why Babylon 5 shouldn't have been cancelled while in
|
||
bed. You fall heavily onto your greasy mattress which has a stained pillow
|
||
and a discolored blanket half draped on it. You sleepily type in a few
|
||
lines of chat while popping some throbbing zits on your cheek, making more
|
||
pin point stains on your pillow. Just as you see some orange glow around the
|
||
edge of your sheet draped window you decide to catch some sleep. You hate
|
||
this time of night (day?) Now your loneliness hits you like a wall. Almost
|
||
every real friend you've ever made has forgotten about you or is disgusted
|
||
by you. Why do you act like that? Why do you LOOK like that? You
|
||
represent everything they don't want to be. Why couldn't you just stay on a
|
||
diet? Why carve up every last pimple until yet another bloody crater has
|
||
been dug out of your cheek? Go to sleep...go to sleep, you plead to
|
||
yourself. Tomorrow is Season 4 of Voyager... Seven of Nine. You like to
|
||
imagine that you're on that spaceship, part of something, part of a group.
|
||
But you never will be. Tears mingle with pus stains on your pillow as you
|
||
squeeze your eyes shut trying to push the terrible reality of your singular
|
||
aloneness. If only you had done better in school, if only you could find a
|
||
job... and you remember Mom wants you to mow the lawn tomorrow morning.
|
||
Goddamn it, you're turning 30 this November and you're still doing this
|
||
shit. Your life is a prison and there's no chance for parole. Seven of
|
||
Nine...
|
||
%
|
||
I right clicked the clone brush over the head of the penis but when I click
|
||
on the anus it puts a ballsack in there, wtf!!
|
||
%
|
||
I've gone and done it again. It always happens when I need to keep my cool.
|
||
During the seventh-inning stretch at the baseball game, I went into the
|
||
urinal area and pissed right into my mouth. God, it tastes so bad. I think I
|
||
got the front of my shirt all wet. I just hope we can come back from 3 runs
|
||
behind. Allright, I need to get back into the stands, now that I'm refreshed.
|
||
%
|
||
we can argue this all fucking day, and in the end it didn;t matter any more
|
||
than it did when you guys started
|
||
%
|
||
I cant go a day without punching myself. It is the only thing I get pleasure
|
||
from, so I end up with bruises and I cry myself to sleep because the only
|
||
thing I enjoy is painful. I tried to kill myself once, but then I stopped
|
||
because my mom threw a beer bottle at me.
|
||
%
|
||
I have been worst than offended by faggots who've sought homosexuality from
|
||
me. I have never beaten a homo, but there was a time when a faggot, a
|
||
brotha! and this subhuman cat approached me in a GreyHound bus terminal
|
||
asking me could he give me some head!!! I would have murdered this beast but
|
||
I wasn't tryna go to prison outta state where I couldn't get no bail.
|
||
%
|
||
randomd's songs: Niggers Niggers, our dark skinned friends. If they're not
|
||
out working, they'll rape your girlfriend! For jail's their domain, they're
|
||
society's bane-- Let's hear it for our friend the Nigger! Linux, linux, it's
|
||
free as in beer. But if you installed it, you're a goddamn queer! To clear
|
||
up your pimples, the solutions quite simple-- Just take a bath and use a
|
||
face wash! Jews, jews, their noses are long. They've got to clean the extra
|
||
skin on their dong! They'll steal all your money, the kabelah's funny--
|
||
Let's go for the final solution!
|
||
%
|
||
I have something resembling lava temperature pumpkin pie filling spilling
|
||
from my cock and my right nut has swollen to at least 3 times the size of
|
||
the other. I have a large, angry lump in my armpit that I swear makes noise,
|
||
my cat shit in my bed, my sister is fucking all my friends, and someone
|
||
keeps leaving little Cornish game hens stuffed with used condoms on my
|
||
doorstep.
|
||
%
|
||
I'm a 4'2", balding, port-a-let cleaner with dirty fingernails that lives
|
||
with his step-mother. My dad died in an controversial felching accident when
|
||
I was 5. Now they call me turd-gerbil. Instead of an asshole, I now have a
|
||
nice cluster of hemorrhoidal "grapes" gently tucked between my butt cheeks
|
||
and for some reason, they smell like clams. My last bowel movement was 9
|
||
days ago. They hurt so bad that every time I try to shit, I cry. Speaking of
|
||
shit, a hooker shit diarrhea in my eyes four months ago... I still can't see.
|
||
%
|
||
ONEZ ZEROZ BINARY DIGITZ HACKIN CRACKIN STAYIN UP ALL NIGHT BUFFER OVERPHLOW
|
||
U GOT OWNED L33T5P34K IPARTYZ CONFIN PHREAKIN ----++++THEMENTOR++++---- BBS
|
||
LANPARTY WIN NUKE OOB EXPLOITZ MATIX HEAP OVERFLOW HEX-O-DECIMALZ NO CARRIER
|
||
FLIP THE BITS NULL ROUTE COMPILIN TWENTY FO HUNNERD BEE PEE ESS HAYEZ MODEM
|
||
PEEK N POKE SHELLCODE COFFEE N BAWLS COCKTAILZ OCTAL SYN ACK PACKETZ LEAVE
|
||
B4 U R EXPUNGED
|
||
%
|
||
When I was a little jew, my Ima told me that if you swallow matza it stays
|
||
in your colon for forty years. After I was interred I told a Nazi and he
|
||
laughed until he gassed me unconscious and then bulldozed my corpse
|
||
viciously into a shallow hole!
|
||
%
|
||
YOU CAll me fagit? IN COLORS? HAVE YOU no SHAME? I will break your glasses,
|
||
you nerd. I fucked Dor GITTELAMN, watch your ass, MODER FUCKER.
|
||
%
|
||
Hey, I totally agree that she was stupid, but could you please not use the
|
||
word "retarded" in this context? I know I sound like the PC police, but
|
||
that's not my intention - it's just a word that really offends me.
|
||
%
|
||
Never, never, never, never forget what subhuman Muslim Islamic pigshit
|
||
terrorist filth did to the US on 9-11-01. To put the destruction into proper
|
||
scale, this GroundZero photo essay helps. I've been advocating "camps for
|
||
enemy combatants" since last September 12th, and I still think it's way past
|
||
time to round-up Middle east suspects and intern them in the desert. The
|
||
Muslims and Arabs, who are proven terrorists, should be tried by military
|
||
tribunals and executed quickly. Radical Islam is an insane murder cult, and
|
||
"moderate" Islam is its Trojan Horse in America. Islam is a gutter religion,
|
||
full of deviant faggot girly-men, and women haters, and intolerant zealot
|
||
scumbags, who aren't fit to join the modern world. Kill all Islamic, Muslim
|
||
and Arab terrorist filth in the madrassas and in the US cities where they
|
||
hide.
|
||
%
|
||
When at last our orgasms had subsided, she suddenly leaned forward across me
|
||
and hugged me tight, whispering in my ear, "I don't believe it! I can't
|
||
believe I just took a shit in your mouth and watched you swallow it. That
|
||
has got to be the wildest, hottest thing I've ever done or seen. And I've
|
||
got to say that I loved doing it and watching it. I must have gone crazy at
|
||
some point, but I did love it." She hugged me tighter, and I squeezed her
|
||
back as I felt the pieces of shit she had dropped on my chest earlier
|
||
mashing between our trembling, hot and sweaty bodies. She felt it then, too,
|
||
and realized that it was smearing both of us as she crushed the turds
|
||
against me. At that moment, though, she didn't care.
|
||
%
|
||
No idea why people still code in C++ and Java. Get with the times!
|
||
Macromedia Flash is gaining ground very quickly, and will soon overtake the
|
||
aging "popular" programming languages. Those who have already tuned in to
|
||
the wave of the future are using flash to program everything from command
|
||
line utils to MMORPGs. You crusty unix programmers need to stop clinging to
|
||
your old ways and modernize!
|
||
%
|
||
low level format your hdd at once before you lose data
|
||
%
|
||
Niggers are not just African-Americans. Some niggers are Caribbean-American
|
||
niggers. And there's plenty of niggers outside of the USA too, like in
|
||
Africa. Trust me, I'm an expert. I am seething with hatred for those cursed
|
||
apes.
|
||
%
|
||
"The Swastika" is the oldest cross and emblem in the world. It forms a
|
||
combination of four "L's" standing for Luck, Light, Love and Life. It has
|
||
been found in ancient Rome, excavations in Grecian cities, on Buddhist
|
||
idols, on Chinese coins dated 315 B.C., and our own Southwest Indians use it
|
||
as an amulet.
|
||
%
|
||
I GOT SOMETHING FOR ALL U DAMN MOMS. IT SOMEWHAT RESEMBLES THE PECAN LOGS
|
||
YOU GET AT CHRISTMAS. THATS RIGHT ITS A BIG BLACK PECKER!
|
||
%
|
||
Any stupid fucking jobless fish eating rice farming waps think tou can fuck
|
||
with a real person come get it you stinking fucking retarded ass mother
|
||
fuckers. If you want to go back to where you came from i'll open up the ass
|
||
cheeks of the world and buy you a fucking fishing trip back to your
|
||
birthplace of infection.
|
||
%
|
||
I've done it again. It always happens when I need to keep my cool. During
|
||
the coffee break half way through my big sales pitch I went into the
|
||
bathroom and carved "nigger" into my chest again. God, it stings so badly. I
|
||
think the blood is seeping through the paper towels. I just hope my suit
|
||
jacket covers me enough. All right, I need to get back into the real estate
|
||
mindset again.
|
||
%
|
||
I felt a glorious climax approaching. "Jesus we need more balloons," I
|
||
grunted as I shot my load all over the assembled crowd. "More mother-fucking
|
||
balloons!" As my acidic semen splashed onto them, I watched as everyone
|
||
screamed and writhed on the floor in agony, their skin melting away. Oh,
|
||
they would pay for taking my balloons. They would pay dearly. I wiped a tear
|
||
from my eye and whispered "more balloons" as I started to fondle my balls
|
||
again. This will be a long night.
|
||
%
|
||
Niggerbabble is the unintelligible babbling that comes out of a nigger's
|
||
mouth. Niggers often issue forth these babblings while grabbing their
|
||
crotches, in a desperate attempt to keep their sexual organs from falling
|
||
off due to the effects of the many niggerborne communicable diseases they're
|
||
infested with.
|
||
%
|
||
I just saw a preview for "Renovate MY HOUSE!", and some uppity female negro
|
||
saw her new house for the first time and was shouting "THANK YOU JESUS!!!".
|
||
The only way I would say "THANK YOU JESUS" is if he got rid of all the
|
||
people of a certain race if you catch my drift. :D
|
||
%
|
||
girl did you install back orifice 2000 on me because you just caused my cd
|
||
tray to eject
|
||
%
|
||
Listen, dont make me stick my finger in your dirtbox. I'll fill your gaping
|
||
manhole with slimy man seed and pump some hot cock snot into your fart box.
|
||
%
|
||
When I was little a friend told me that if you swallow chewing gum it stays
|
||
in your stomach for 7 years. After I was married I told my husband and he
|
||
laughed until he choked me unconscious and then raped me viciously in every
|
||
hole!
|
||
%
|
||
Hey, faggot! Those assless leather chaps are pissing me off. How can you
|
||
possibly walk around in public without anything covering your erect cock,
|
||
and clean shaven balls. I cant believe anyone does this for real! You should
|
||
find some sort of underwear before I come over and put my hands on your
|
||
genitalia, to provide some modesty! I will happily stroke your penis so it
|
||
can be tucked away inside the chaps if you insist, but I'd rather you just
|
||
put on some boxers. Yes, I know I have pink pants on, and a rainbow shirt.
|
||
Im still waiting. Get those chaps covered up, and get your hot, tight buns
|
||
out of my face before I go crazy.
|
||
%
|
||
shut the fuck up you obviously have no idea w-t-f you are talking about why
|
||
dont you give up and go back to playing yu-gi-on on your little borther's
|
||
GAYCUBE because you are obviuoulsy too stupid to comprehend a real game like
|
||
final fantasy 8 (argubly the best game of the series)
|
||
%
|
||
Guys, does anyone ever have that thing happen, where you've just defecated,
|
||
and are wiping yourself, and the toilet paper seems to kind of... snag, and
|
||
then you realize it's sucking into your rectum and the next thing you know
|
||
the cardboard tube from the toilet paper is just spinning on the holder and
|
||
you've inadvertantly sucked an entire roll of quilted two-ply into your anus?
|
||
%
|
||
Human perception is subjective. The human mind is a higly subjective thing,
|
||
subject to an endless parade of subjective factors, a democratic "neuron
|
||
voting" process, nutritional and hormonal factors, and so forth. Therefore,
|
||
any philosophy created by humans is necessarily subjective, and so I find
|
||
your so called "objectivism" laughable to a degree, which, while subjective,
|
||
is still quite high. Enjoy the rape fantasies kids
|
||
%
|
||
Do not try to sexually assault the 13 year old girl. That's impossible.
|
||
Instead only try to realize the truth. There is no 13 year old girl. Then
|
||
you'll see that it is not the 13 year old girl you are sexually assaulting,
|
||
it is only yourself.
|
||
%
|
||
girl you must be a drow elf sorceress because you have cast level 3 ensnare
|
||
on my heart
|
||
%
|
||
You know, I know that this sheep shit doesn't exist. I know when I put it in
|
||
my mouth, the Matrix is telling my brain that it is juicy and delicious.
|
||
After nine years, do you know what I've realized? Ignorance is bliss. But
|
||
the funny part is, I'm not even in the matrix! It was reality!! I REALLY ATE
|
||
SHEEP SHIT!!
|
||
%
|
||
Anime? Could you be any more of a fucking useless nerd? Seriously. I know
|
||
people like that who go to my high school, they wish their whole goddamned
|
||
lives were anime. Probably because their parents got divorced and TOTALLY
|
||
DON'T CARE when they come home and announce that they're gay or something.
|
||
%
|
||
201 Come back in like 10 years or something, maybe science will have
|
||
developed a pill that'll make you happy and pretend that you have giant blue
|
||
eyes and purple hair. Until then just keep cutting yourself and writing
|
||
shitty poetry.
|
||
%
|
||
Does anyone remember that commercial on TV where the kids would drink Yoohoo
|
||
or some other beverage out of one of those juice boxes with the red and
|
||
white striped straw? They would get sucked into the box and have on giant
|
||
party. I always thought that if I sucked hard enough I would get to go there
|
||
and party.
|
||
%
|
||
gays don't belong here you fucking faggot with rippling muscles and clean
|
||
shaven smooth skin. you need to just take your lisping moustached mouth out
|
||
of here before the urge gets to be too much and you start fucking people in
|
||
the ass because you're a gay fag who fucks guys in the ass and sucks dick.
|
||
now put on your thong and leather pants and get out.
|
||
%
|
||
Miatas can't handle as well as other cars or SUVs because they don't have
|
||
all the weight to let the tires grip right.
|
||
%
|
||
I'm sort of new to this linux thing, but there's this directory on my new
|
||
install of Debian 3.1 called "/usr/bin". It was all messed up when I first
|
||
went in there. None of the files had descriptive names, and it took me like
|
||
an hour to figure out they were executables, since none of them had .exe on
|
||
the end of them. Furthermore, whenever I double click them, they just pop up
|
||
a command prompt for a few seconds then go away. I was gonna delete them,
|
||
but I got kinda afraid that they might be my kernel, so I fiugred I'd ask.
|
||
It's ok to delete this stuff, right?
|
||
%
|
||
You would make a perfect Liberal � homosexual, self-absorbed, hates America,
|
||
anxious to impose your values on everybody else.
|
||
%
|
||
What do you call a gay jew? � A sodo-miser!
|
||
%
|
||
Bill O'Reilly is a very important news personality, one of the only
|
||
prominent news anchors who puts politics aside in favor of reporting pure
|
||
facts. Democracy needs a whole lot more Bill O'Reillys to weed the
|
||
propaganda out of the popular media.
|
||
%
|
||
So, /. must be the Berekely if the internet. I don't mean in terms of actual
|
||
politics, I mean in terms of the mindset that assumes everyone thinks like
|
||
us, or would if they were intelligent. Ogg people are sort of like
|
||
Trotskyites, when you think about it. An infinitesimal minority that tends
|
||
to disrupt the conversations of others with their irrelevant diatribes.
|
||
%
|
||
I will freak you like an animal, putting my sting in you sideways. I will
|
||
hit you up doggy-style until the sun comes up. I will whisper in your ear
|
||
that you are the most precious, sexiest gift of God that has ever existed in
|
||
all of creation. And I will do it in sheets made of the most exotic European
|
||
satin.
|
||
%
|
||
Learning about lunix is not about compiling everything from scratch. linux
|
||
is all in the configuration, not the bootstrapping and compilation. Debian's
|
||
package management tools pull down precompiled binaries, automatically, with
|
||
dependencies, PLUS, with a kernel-recompile and a bit of knowledge with
|
||
menuconfig, you can "optimize" the kernel (which is all that really matters)
|
||
to what hardware you have. Gentoo's motto: "life is too short to be spent
|
||
rebooting all day, but long enough to emerge openoffice (mozilla, kde,
|
||
gnome, any of the big suites.) Debian lets me install the packages, and get
|
||
on with configuring them. You're not going to learn any more about linux by
|
||
watching "gcc -lncurses -o main main.c -DOMGWTF" scroll by for hours.
|
||
%
|
||
From my experiences on irc, the only reason i can see for using any non
|
||
windows OS (linusex, freebsd, sun, barbieOS, macOS) is so that you can
|
||
appear k-rad to your irc peers.
|
||
%
|
||
Hi, my name is Gareth. I'm from Brisbane, Australia. I'm into emo and zines.
|
||
I actually used to do sexual stuff with my father. It was kinda weird when
|
||
it first happened, but it's cool now. We jerk each other off and sometimes I
|
||
rub his load into my nipples. It's pretty cool. I like to taste it. It's
|
||
salty. Sometimes I mix our semen together. It's like a party for our sperm.
|
||
They get some "social time." For a little while we used to play with each
|
||
others faeces. It was gross for a little bit, but once you get over the
|
||
whole "it stinks" part, it's awesome. It's like playing with DIY play dough.
|
||
That's pretty punk. I would love to play with your faeces. Some would think
|
||
faeces is faeces but hot chick faeces is alot better. Yours would be THE
|
||
SHIT. LOL. GET IT?
|
||
%
|
||
i remember once my dad sleeping on the couch and something was sticking out
|
||
of his pants, i thought it was a knife, so i went up to him and i touched it
|
||
and tried to pull the knife off his body and he woke up with me holding his
|
||
penis
|
||
%
|
||
The lowest requirements for Doom 3 are a Pentium 4 1.6 Ghz, and as we all
|
||
know the fastest pentiumIII is faster than the slowest pentium 4, so I think
|
||
I'm fine. If not, I'll just wait for the Linux binary to come out so that I
|
||
can run it on my ultra fast compiled-from-scratch Gentoo box. No M$ slow
|
||
downs for me!
|
||
%
|
||
Listen: Freebsd is for amateur tinkerers and college kids. Only some old
|
||
fart who started working in the 90s would still use BSD for anything
|
||
important. The last time FreeBSD was ahead of linux in anything was what?
|
||
1996? maybe 1998? Name anything freebsd actually does better than linux?
|
||
There is never anything specific backed up by facts. It's always just some
|
||
"well it's like more robust or something..." crap which means nothing and is
|
||
not even true. BSD is running on fumes of hype right now, once people wake
|
||
up and realize it sucks it will be all done.
|
||
%
|
||
excuse but this person promised me he would send me shemale snuff porn if i
|
||
was to send him some of mine, he lied. i sent him massive amounts of
|
||
tranzgender fucking sucking,blowing and jizzing and he still hasnt returned
|
||
the favor.please to not trade porn with this man on internet relay chat
|
||
%
|
||
It's a good thing we have conscientious websites like slashdot.org to report
|
||
this kind of stuff, it was completely ignored by the mainstream press.
|
||
%
|
||
I live with my best friend of many years. He and I eat dinner together,
|
||
watch TV together, and drink together. While we were in the living room
|
||
watching TV, he asked me if I wanted to masturbate with him. I hesitantly
|
||
said okay. I let him get started first and finally got the courage to do the
|
||
same. I was amazed at how much I watched his penis barely looking at the
|
||
women in the video. I saw him glance at me several times as well We
|
||
currently masturbate together about 3 nights a week. After the first month,
|
||
I told him I wanted to do what I like to but didn't want to freak him out.
|
||
He said okay, and after I ejaculated on my stomach, I scooped it up and ate
|
||
it. I've always done this. Just last week he shocked me by ejaculating in
|
||
his hand and asking me if I wanted it. I licked it out of his hand and that
|
||
was it. Can I be doing this and not be gay?
|
||
%
|
||
i will make a point to you people that the youth cant buy doom 3 as it has a
|
||
thing called an age rating, and if you dont want your children to play this
|
||
game thats fine by me.You shouldnt go around trying to get things banned
|
||
that us p.c gaming nuts will play and enjoy. Do something constructive like
|
||
donate money too the poor or help old ladies across the street than sitting
|
||
in front of a computer trying to get a video game banned.
|
||
%
|
||
Hey shithead. If I find any of your posts modded down I'll metamod in
|
||
agreement with the moderator. You are a piece of shit asshole who deserves
|
||
to be modded down.
|
||
%
|
||
Sometimes I'm convinced the only reason ipod users are so devoted/obsessed
|
||
is the fact that Apple treats its customers like shit. You know, the whole
|
||
abusive spouse paradigm
|
||
%
|
||
You present a real and true perspective. A perspective of one who spends all
|
||
his time surfing conspiracy websites and schizophrenic web forum postings,
|
||
disregarding anything that conflicts with a predetermined conspiracist
|
||
conclusion.
|
||
%
|
||
You're just a common or garden onanist. You open with a question, but then
|
||
gab on and on and on and on about yourself. You are a virgin who calls his
|
||
mother every night and then sobs quietely into his imported Japanese brandy
|
||
while masturbating impotently to a DVD freeze frame of Janeway with her hair
|
||
a little mussed. You will never know the touch of a woman, and never have
|
||
any friends outside of your widescreen 19" DVI LCD. When you die, your
|
||
arteries choked with Cheetos fat at age 32, your last thoughts will be of
|
||
blessed relief, and nobody will mourn your passing.
|
||
%
|
||
My cock stayed hard after coming from his fist slamming my prostrate with
|
||
each punch, the onslaught continued. He slide his fist back in elbow deep
|
||
and with the other hand untied my restraints. "Now turn over on your back
|
||
with my fist in your ass and then raise your legs high above your head so
|
||
your cunts fully exposed" I flipped over feeling that massive arm rotating
|
||
in my ass, almost making me cream again. I held my ass up high for him as he
|
||
held my leg with the other arm and the fisting started again. I looked down
|
||
to watch deep long fisting stokes, my asshole complaining with gurgling and
|
||
sucking sounds as he pummeled my asshole.. My balls were tied of tight as I
|
||
began to jack my cock "Go deep, really ruin it master!" He pulled out, wiped
|
||
his hands clean and untied my balls. "Hit the showers, slutboy! Your asshole
|
||
is totally wasted" I could feel huge lips flapping between my cheeks, afraid
|
||
to see what he has done, I know I never shit right for a awhile.
|
||
%
|
||
your thighs sweat from the cheap velvet of your walmart shorts, the
|
||
cellulite sticks out like a sore thumb. you sit in front of your webcam with
|
||
the dorito crumbs on your chest still left over from last weeks smorgasbord
|
||
%
|
||
Do they teach english in Palestine? You stinky fucking sand nigger. That's
|
||
right, I am to the Arabs as Hitler was to the Jews. My job is to exterminate
|
||
every last one of your race, starting with YOU, you disgusting wretch of an
|
||
Arab dog. You'll lick my boot right before you dig your own ditch, and then
|
||
I'll shoot you in the back of the head. You're naked, stomach swollen,
|
||
hungry, exhausted. You're my dog. If you're lucky, I won't feed your remains
|
||
to the pigs. Nothing can save you from your fate, the fate of all the Arabic
|
||
peoples: to be wiped off the face of the earth like the plague you are. You
|
||
can try to ignore me, but let's see if you can ignore a pistol being waved
|
||
in your face. You have no hope. You're stuck somewhere in the Middle East,
|
||
sucking donkey cock all day because your dirty Arab hide has no other way to
|
||
get nourishment. I'm in the wealthy west, sipping champagne and laughing
|
||
myself to tears as I watch your race get massacred on my 40" hdtv. I'll take
|
||
a dip in the cool waters of my olympic sized pool as your corpse rots in the
|
||
hot equatorial sun.
|
||
%
|
||
Touching, long handshakes, grasped buttocks, even walking hand in pocket by
|
||
two males is common place in the Arab world. A considerable number of Arabs
|
||
touch more between the same sex, to show liking--not sex. They hold hands at
|
||
urinals, hug each other, kiss if close friends, sometimes with tongue. This
|
||
is a pivotal part of Arab society that few westerners understand!
|
||
%
|
||
GOD DAMN SKATEBOARDERS ARE GAY...YOU LITTLE FISHY CUNTS SOUND LIKE A BUNCH
|
||
OF WOMEN ARGUING OVER SHOES. GOOD JOB LADIES...HOW ABOUT THIS...TAKE EACH
|
||
OTHERS COCKS OUT OF YOUR MOUTHS AND GET OVER IT. THE WHOLE WORLD IS MONEY
|
||
DRIVEN AND RUN, AND ALWAYS WILL BE. ILL BET MOST OF YOU ARE 15 AND HAVE NO
|
||
CONCEPT OF HOW EVERYTHING REALLY IS. ITS SO EASY TO SAY ALL THE STUPID SHIT
|
||
YOU ARE SAYING WHEN YOU DONT HAVE HUMAN BEINGS DEPENDING OON YOU TO SURVIVE
|
||
(ie: children). OH...AND REMEMBER...FUCK ISLAM AND ANYONE OF MIDDLE EASTERN
|
||
NATIONALITY....ROUND THEM UP, PUT THEM IN CAMPS AND LET THEM SIT THERE UNTIL
|
||
THINGS ARE SOLVED, OR UNTIL WE DECIDE TO EXTERMINATE EACH AND EVERYONE OF
|
||
THEM IN THE USA
|
||
%
|
||
It has been brought to my attention from a fellow of mine that he fingers
|
||
his asshole while he jerks off. We were talking about Ninja Turtles the
|
||
other day and he was like have you ever given yourself a Donatello? And I
|
||
had no idea what that meant so I asked and he said it was when you stick
|
||
your finger(s) in your asshole while you jerk off. So to that I say no and
|
||
ask him if he has ever given himself a Donatello, and he gives me some kind
|
||
of faggish grin. So I call him a fag. He says it helps him get it up faster
|
||
and cum faster. I still dont quite understand, why in the hell would you
|
||
want stick your fingers in your asshole. Is there something up there
|
||
special? The farthest I would ever go is wiping my ass. I just can't
|
||
imagine, I mean I've licked an asshole by mistake once, but voluntarily
|
||
sticking your fingers or objects in your ass while you jerk off just strikes
|
||
me as vile.
|
||
%
|
||
You see, Bob Barker was in New Jersey with a 42 year old woman. At any rate,
|
||
Bob and this Jersey broad, told the Jersey broad's teenaged kids to throw
|
||
pennies at hasidic jews. A cop saw it, and bid on door number one. Bob
|
||
Barker had him castrated... he now goes by the moniker "High Pitched Eric."
|
||
The rest is history.
|
||
%
|
||
Ah yes, the Nazi's come to play. Wonderful, the only thing more ignorant
|
||
than a homophobe is a racist. Well god help you my brother, because if your
|
||
Hitler youth ass ever steps foot in GA, I will find you myself.
|
||
%
|
||
I have problem with my sister husband. He started about a while back to
|
||
bring his friend over when he visit to start acting funny with me. Because
|
||
he is my sister husband I felt I could not refuse it and now it has turn to
|
||
sexual acts of an improper nature. Although intercourse had never occurred
|
||
he has shot his sperm on my face, placed objects in my anus and made to
|
||
drink his urine. How do I stop before things go farther. Thanks.
|
||
%
|
||
Guess what, asshole? I was one of the earliest hackers in the 1980s. I KNEW
|
||
Kevin Mitnick. Phone Phreaking is as secondary to me as skullfucking your
|
||
daughter. I'm going to keep calling your house, OVER AND OVER, and the phone
|
||
company will NEVER be able to trace the call. You're going down.
|
||
%
|
||
I have survived fights by always expecting at least one more attacker than
|
||
what you see and [I] always expect weapons. The time that I was seriously
|
||
cut? I was caught by surprise with a guy drawing a hidden straight razor.
|
||
That was in my early days. I have been fortunate enough to survive attacks
|
||
with my attackers presenting guns and knives. Usually two or more attackers.
|
||
I have also come out of fights relatively unscathed where I faced
|
||
approximately twenty gang members, several times, different occasions.
|
||
Mostly knives, chains, and pipes there. ...My first fight with a gang? I was
|
||
in high school ...I was determined that no one was going to get my buddy
|
||
from behind. The gang guys all started taking off their belts and rolling
|
||
them up on their fists. We walked out of that fight at the end of that fight
|
||
and he had no more trouble from that gang as long as he lived there ...It
|
||
was a stand up fight. I think I wouldn't let myself go down because I didn't
|
||
want to let my buddy down. ...We showed up at the agreed upon time and place
|
||
and there were about 20 of the Chinese gang members who were there to make
|
||
sure there was a "fair fight." Sure, that was why there were 20 of them
|
||
against the three of us and they used pipes and knives. 'Course we used
|
||
nunchucks, three sectional staff, and chain whip. That ended the fight real
|
||
quick.
|
||
%
|
||
you must be real smarte to be albe to make a space robot, my parents have a
|
||
dvd player thing, can you turn that into a robot, it has a lasre in it
|
||
%
|
||
Since I was a kid I always thought of Adolf Hitler as a great leader. When I
|
||
took a Holocaust class in school and the teacher preached about what a
|
||
scumbag he was and how much Germany fucked up I told her to go fuck herself
|
||
and I walked out a dropped the course. Everytime I see her I give a Sieg
|
||
Hiel and the salute. I wish Germany won World War II and the U.S. lost
|
||
miserably. The world would be such a greater, cooler place.
|
||
%
|
||
Picking your nose and eating it is one of the best ways to stay healthy,
|
||
according to a top Austrian doctor. Innsbruck-based lung specialist Prof Dr
|
||
Friedrich Bischinger said people who pick their noses with their fingers
|
||
were healthy, happier and probably better in tune with their bodies. He says
|
||
society should adopt a new approach to nose-picking and encourage children
|
||
to take it up. Dr Bischinger said: "With the finger you can get to places
|
||
you just can't reach with a handkerchief, keeping your nose far cleaner.
|
||
"And eating the dry remains of what you pull out is a great way of
|
||
strengthening the body's immune system.
|
||
%
|
||
U CANT FOOL ME WITH YOUR HACKED PROXY OMG DDOS DRONE NET PAQUETS REVERSE
|
||
TRACE HAXORS SUB7 PAQUETS PAQUETS PAQUETS NMAP MOUNTAIN DEW HUGE ASS UNIX
|
||
FREEBSD SLASHDOT OPEN SARCE DATA RAPE FIREWALLZ PAQUETZ XPLOIT VIRII DDOS
|
||
SCO LUNIX PARENTZ BASEMENT
|
||
%
|
||
What do we see? We see the figure of a muscular man laying back on some kind
|
||
of rocky outcrop, resting on a piece of animal skin. His left arms is tucked
|
||
behind his head, while the other drops to the side of the rock. His muscular
|
||
torso is well defined while his legs are raised up and seperated so that
|
||
both of his inner thighs are shown. It is clearly evident what part of the
|
||
male anatomy is being emphasized here as one's eyes cannot help but focus
|
||
upon the area between the thighs and alight upon the man's genitalia.
|
||
%
|
||
The girl can probably never be said to truly enjoy the experience if she is
|
||
fearful for her life or suffering the trauma's of the victimization but it
|
||
still seems funny to be that if she is going to be raped anyhow than she
|
||
should at least get a good fuck out of it.
|
||
%
|
||
She smiled as she felt her finger become drenched in her mother's hot cunt
|
||
juice. She was surprised. She reached into her bathrobe and pulled out
|
||
Karen's panties. If her mother had not been snoring so loudly, Karen would
|
||
have worried that she was in an alcohol induced coma. Karen pissed for a
|
||
long time, completely drenching her mother and the bed in warm piss.
|
||
%
|
||
My Band, although composed of 2 flute players, and almost soothing at times,
|
||
is comparable to the sound of Kenny G, but our music holds messages of hate,
|
||
genocide, and anal sex. We played the title track off our album, "Hitler was
|
||
the World's True Leader", which talks about killing Jews and acheiving Nazi
|
||
ideological clarity.
|
||
%
|
||
No more group sex in the Jacuzzi, got it? You all kept me up until 4am, and
|
||
all the chlorine in the world wouldn't get rid of the shit that I found
|
||
swimming in this thing 20 minutes ago.
|
||
%
|
||
SCIENCE TRIVIA: Did you know that the more members an instrumental rock band
|
||
has, the worse they are? Studies have shown that the optimal number is zero
|
||
%
|
||
Trolls are utterly impervious to criticism (constructive or otherwise). You
|
||
cannot negotiate with them; you cannot cause them to feel shame or
|
||
compassion; you cannot reason with them. They cannot be made to feel
|
||
remorse. For some reason, trolls do not feel they are bound by the rules of
|
||
courtesy or social responsibility.
|
||
%
|
||
I didn't get laid. She said she was "bi but doesn't date guys", so we're
|
||
just friends. God I'm such a fucking loser.
|
||
%
|
||
So assuming that I know how to write cronjobs, bash scripts that change the
|
||
color of my prompt, and DOS batch scripts, which language should I try
|
||
learning first?
|
||
%
|
||
Who is John Edwards? A Disingenuous, Unaccomplished Liberal and Friend to
|
||
Personal Injury Trial Lawyers
|
||
%
|
||
EvenFate's members form so clearly the pool of their music: the ripples of
|
||
each individual's craving for creation and the ripples of music that has
|
||
influenced them. Stark, bold, complex, and moving, Even Fate intends the
|
||
listener to let the waves inspire them, so the waves bounce back, and
|
||
inspire Even Fate
|
||
%
|
||
you guys got no life and you have shitty computers cause you can only run
|
||
old warez
|
||
%
|
||
An Apple computer user has at least three of the following features:he is
|
||
gay; he thinks he's straight, but yearns to get out the closet; loves the
|
||
smooth curves of plastic; has more money than brains; always ends up
|
||
"accidently" in a gay bar to "use the payphone"; has at least once
|
||
fantasized about blowing Wozniak in a shower; likes running through a field
|
||
of daisies; has an IKEA card; has worked as a "graphic designer" for at
|
||
least two years
|
||
%
|
||
Okay faggots, listen up. Mandatory drug tests today. Only this time, instead
|
||
of pissing in a cup, you'll be pissing on each other's faces. Sure hope you
|
||
like asparagus.
|
||
%
|
||
Not only would I kick your ass if you came and said this shit to my face, I
|
||
would shove your head so far up your ass, you would smell the mousse in your
|
||
hair. I would also make sure I bend your your ribs sequentially and throw
|
||
water on your face the whole time to make sure you remained conscious
|
||
throughout the entire ordeal. Then I'd call 911 and turn myself in to the
|
||
cops, make bail and go home. You'd be in pain for a long time. I'd be home,
|
||
in bed. Self defense.
|
||
%
|
||
I just heard sad news on talk radio - Laughingstock/operating system *BSD
|
||
was found dead in its Walnut Creek server this morning. I'm sure we all
|
||
won't miss it - even if you likely didn't use it, you've probably been
|
||
served a webpage by it. Truly an icon of uselessness.
|
||
%
|
||
If the choice of a sexual partner were protected by the Constitution,
|
||
prostitution, adultery, necrophilia, bestiality, possession of child
|
||
pornography, and even incest and pedophilia also would be. All of these acts
|
||
should be legal as long as no one is coerced. They are illegal only because
|
||
of prejudice and narrowmindedness. Some rules might be called for when these
|
||
acts directly affect other people's interests. For incest, contraception
|
||
could be mandatory to avoid risk of inbreeding. For prostitution, a license
|
||
should be required to ensure prostitutes get regular medical check-ups, and
|
||
they should have training and support in insisting on use of condoms. This
|
||
will be an advance in public health, compared with the situation today. For
|
||
necrophilia, it might be necessary to ask the next of kin for permission if
|
||
the decedent's will did not authorize it. Necrophilia would be my second
|
||
choice for what should be done with my corpse, the first being scientific or
|
||
medical use. Once my dead body is no longer of any use to me, it may as well
|
||
be of some use to someone.
|
||
%
|
||
Like any red-blooded, masculine man of the male gender, I love PVC weaponry.
|
||
You should too. If the concept of heading on down to the local Home Depot
|
||
and transforming $100 worth of random pipe bits into a killing machine
|
||
doesn�t appeal to you, you�re a goddamn pansy. Also, you�re probably sane
|
||
and will live significantly longer than I will. Nonetheless you disgust me,
|
||
and I take comfort in the knowledge that your obituary will be nowhere near
|
||
as humorous as mine.
|
||
%
|
||
this is how you hit on a woman, you punch her in the guts so nobody sees the
|
||
damage. then you grab her stupid girly head and make her suck your cock and
|
||
if she doesn't swallow and say mmm mmmm hallo i love 2 suck ur big cock
|
||
please give it to me baby" then you need to rape her in the butt ok don't
|
||
let these little sluts get away with showing their tummies and bra straps
|
||
you know they want to be fucked so just fuck them
|
||
%
|
||
niggers must really throw some nasty shit out. because you know damn well
|
||
they'd treasure most of what white people throw out.
|
||
%
|
||
I hope you have an ulcer and vomit your guts all over the ground, and then
|
||
I'll do a saucy jig on your entrails while you lay face down bleeding out
|
||
your nose, mouth and ass. then when you are almost dead I'll jerk my cock
|
||
hard and start throat fucking you your stomach juices will make for a spicy
|
||
lubricant. your last earthly sensation will be of hot jizz squirting down
|
||
your throat, and your death rattle will be more of a death gurgle as you
|
||
belch out your last breath in the form of a cum bubble
|
||
%
|
||
Cassini Probe touched Saturn's junk liberally. It strapped its camera into
|
||
Saturn's rings and wouldn't keep its offensive snapshots off it. It was
|
||
performing many red-filter image captures. Saturn couldnt believe what the
|
||
fuck was going on. Saturn told the Cassini probe that the solar system would
|
||
not approve of a human-manufactured orbital device taking pictures of a
|
||
gas-giant for free. It doesnt help at all that the probe has been enroute
|
||
for seven years. I hardly had time to prepare and hide the massive alien
|
||
population living on me. How am I possibly going to explain that to the
|
||
scientists who analyze the images in detail? They'll make me drop rings in
|
||
front of all the other planets again. There it is. The aliens are recieving
|
||
a transmission from SETI. I gotta go to a different solar system.
|
||
%
|
||
anyways i had a dream where i was sol badguy from guilty gear x well i had
|
||
all his powers but i looked like me which made it 10x more badass and i was
|
||
hella fighting people and i had a dreamone time i was venom. but i looked
|
||
like me, and my suit was way iller =\
|
||
%
|
||
UMMMM OK WHO ARE YOU? WHERE DO YOU LIVE? I WILL MEET YOU WHERE EVER AND WHEN
|
||
EVER YOU WANT AND I WILL FIGHT YOU. UR A BITCH ASS NIG-GA TALKIN @#%$ LIKE
|
||
WHO YOU ARE. DONT MAKE A GAY RESPONSE TO THIS AND SAY "O UR NOT COOL, I WONT
|
||
FIGHT YOU, IM NOT TELLING YOU WHERE I LIVE" I DONT CARE HOW OLD YOU ARE I
|
||
WILL STILL F-UCK YOU UP. @#%$. UR PROBABLY A SAND NIGGER. STUPID SAND
|
||
NIGGERS ALWAYS GETTING INVOLVED IN STUFF
|
||
%
|
||
Aren't you a bit fucking fat to ride a horse? what gives you the guts to
|
||
call yourself a cowboy? you probably haven't been outside in so long you
|
||
probably don't even know what a horse even looks like. cowboy my ASS. you
|
||
fucking poseur. you are just a nerd. go back to your computers and slashdot.
|
||
a horse could whop your ass any day.
|
||
%
|
||
I even named my computer mouse Scabbers after Ron's pet in the Harry Potter
|
||
books. It's really fun. Sometimes I'll talk to it while I'm working as
|
||
though it's a real pet. "Hey Scabbers, I'll give you some cheese if you open
|
||
that .exe file." Or something like: "Scabbers, you little rascal, did you
|
||
just cause my computer to freeze?"
|
||
%
|
||
You know what? I took the plunge and installed Linux today. Top Hat or some
|
||
hat version. But now I have a problem. Im getting these big red lesions all
|
||
over me. Im not allergic to anything that would cause that, and I havent
|
||
become infected with any diseases, my doctor checked me out fine. Then I
|
||
figured out what Linux really is. Open Sores. Linux is killing me! Help!
|
||
%
|
||
ok. i installed linux. and it brought up this screen. i needed login and
|
||
password. i finally figured out to put "root" as login but then i brings up
|
||
this thing like [root@localhost root]# now what the fuck am i supposed to
|
||
put there
|
||
%
|
||
guys do you know when tupac is coming home? Im worried about him. He wears a
|
||
bulletproof vest so he usually is safe. but i made supper for him and he
|
||
hasnt come home yet! his potatoes and shake n baked chicken are starting to
|
||
get cold!
|
||
%
|
||
The worst terrorist attack in recorded history occurred just a two and a
|
||
half years ago, followed by a Holy War against Islam, and now Israel and the
|
||
Palestinians as well as India and Pakistan are teetering on the brink of
|
||
their own war, Argentina is in the midst of a financial crisis, America is
|
||
considering launching attacks against North Korea and Syria, and you people
|
||
have the gall to be discussing video games???? My *god*, people, GET SOME
|
||
PRIORITIES! The bodies of the thousands of innocent civilians who died (and
|
||
will die) in these unprecedented events could give a good god damn about
|
||
video games, your childish image macros, your nerf toy guns and whining
|
||
about the lack of a fun workplace, your Everquest/Diablo/D&D fixation, the
|
||
latest American Idol episode, or any of the other ways you are 'getting on
|
||
with your life' (here's a hint: watching American Idol in your jammies and
|
||
eating a bowl of Shreddies is *not* 'getting on with your life'). The souls
|
||
of the victims are watching in horror as you people squander your finite,
|
||
precious time on this earth playing video games! You people disgust me!
|
||
%
|
||
If you expect companies to follow the copyright of the GPL, you should
|
||
support the RIAA going after infringers of its copyright. If not, you're a
|
||
hypocrite.
|
||
%
|
||
AHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHHAHHAH YOU FAGS ACTULLY THINK NINTENDO BEAT XBOX
|
||
HAHHAHAHAHAHH HOW AMUSING HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHHAHHHHHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH JUST
|
||
GIVE IT UPHAHHAHHA YOUR NOT GOING TO WIN !!HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAH!!!!!!! A
|
||
NEW GAME COMING TO GAY CUBE CALLED PRINCESS NINTENDO IT COMES OUT THE SAME
|
||
TIME HALO 2 COMES OUT WHILE ILL BE PLAYING HALO 2 YOULL BE PLAYING PRINCSS
|
||
NINTENDO AHHAHAHHAHAH HELP MASTER BILL GATES CONQER THE WOURLD AND LET THE
|
||
EVIL EMPIRE RING HAHAHHHAHH JOIN I THINK ALL GC / PS2 OWNERS SHOULD BE SHOT
|
||
IN A FIELD DAM PS2 SUCKS AND GC SUCKS DAM SHAME THE GC IS WINNIG OVER THE
|
||
PS2 HAAHAAHAHHA SEE BILL GATES OUR XBOX LEADER WILL WIN US TO VICTORY DONT
|
||
BE MAD BECUSE YOU BOUGHT THE WRONG SYTEM JUST BUY AN XBOX NOW!!! AND SPARE
|
||
YOUR SELF WHEN BILL WINS THE COSOLE WAR!!! HAHAHAHAHHHHAHHAHHAH7TH
|
||
COLUM!!!!!1!1 GUES S WHAT YOUR USING BILL GATES COMPUTER ARENT YOU GAME CUBE
|
||
PEPOLE HAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHBILL GATES OWNS YOU
|
||
HAHAHHAHAHHAHAH!!! ENJOY ZELDA MASTER QEST WHAT A GAY GAM HE WILL NEVER KILL
|
||
MC LINK IS A FAGGOT THAT CAN TUN INTO A FUCKING KID !! ENJOY SUCKY GRAPHICS.
|
||
%
|
||
Or maybe i snatched your ip out of the irc stream and ran a backwards trace
|
||
against it, but hey, who knows right? Security exists for those who do not
|
||
know how to break it.
|
||
%
|
||
God damn it. I am sick of these extremist arab fucks. I wish we would turn
|
||
the region into green glowing glass. Don't feed me this "america caused it"
|
||
bullshit either, they are a bunch of fucking animals and should be treated
|
||
as such.
|
||
%
|
||
YES WE KNOW IT HAS DUAL XEONS NOW FOR FUCKS SAKE WILL YOU STOP TWISTING
|
||
EVERY SINGLE CONVERSATION AROUND JUST SO YOU CAN MENTION IT YOU STUPID,
|
||
PATHETIC, WHINING, LIFELESS VIRGIN PIECE OF SPOILT RICH-KID BUTTSUCKING SHIT
|
||
%
|
||
Batman whipped out a cease & decist from his utility belt. he slinked
|
||
towards me slowly like a g thug. "I believe this is for you" batman
|
||
bellowed. just as i was about to reach and grab the legal paper Batmans
|
||
hands thrusted towards my bean bag and he squeezed me into a coma. now its
|
||
10 years later. i have woken up. something smells funny. there is the batman
|
||
symbol on my bed as a shitstain. i have been violated.
|
||
%
|
||
Hi, my name is Najeeri Mongo and I am a quadrapelic who is deaf, dumb, and
|
||
blind. I also have a very blunted sense of touch. I have spent months
|
||
learning to read braille with my mouth so that I can come onto the intenet
|
||
and ask you all to help me. One of the care workers is touching my penis, a
|
||
lot, and no one seems to be doing anything about it. Please respond if you
|
||
can help me.
|
||
%
|
||
Have you eaten ground beef recently? Ground beef is the result of everything
|
||
outside of the cow's bones (including nerves) being ground up. Ground beef
|
||
often contains prions (misfolded proteins) which due to mammalian protein
|
||
metabolism act virally and will cause you to come down with
|
||
Creutzfeldt-Jakob Disease (CJD) where your brain slowly decays due to holes
|
||
forming in your brain, as the proteins in your body lose their ability to
|
||
fold properly. Do you feel as smart as you were last week, or last month?
|
||
You may have it.
|
||
%
|
||
PS- you'll fail at everything you ever try. Leave writing to the pros, sit
|
||
back, and feel the germs crawling all over your amoeba-like body. What's
|
||
that? Did you leave the oven on? Sorry, I'm so itchy, I can feel tiny mites
|
||
burrowing into the skin of my scalp, behind my ears, biting my ankles, god,
|
||
they'll go right through to my brain if I don't scratch them out. I just
|
||
remembered that I need to go refold all my clothes!
|
||
%
|
||
(���������) (���������) FOUR HOTDOGS (���������) (���������)
|
||
%
|
||
YOU'RE DOOMED TO A LIFE OF LONELINESS YOU WILL NEVER FIND ANYONE WHO TRULY
|
||
LOVES YOU EVEN YOUR PARENTS REGRET YOUR BIRTH YOU SPEND ALL YOUR TIME
|
||
CHATTING WITH FAKE FRIENDS ON THE MODEM AND YOU SPEND THE REST OF YOUR TIME
|
||
PLAYING WITH OPERATING SYSTEMS AND OTHER BORING SHIT GO BACK TO WATCHING TV
|
||
BECAUSE THAT ESCAPIST SHIT IS THE BEST YOU WILL EVER GET FAGGOT DIE DIE DIE
|
||
DIE DIE DIE DIE TIT ASS NIGGER
|
||
%
|
||
I HATE FAGS, NIGGERS, KYKES, CUNTS(IF IT BLEEDS IT DON'T FUCKING VOTE IF YOU
|
||
ASK ME YOU FUCKING FAGS), SPICS, SLANT EYED SLOPE ASS SMALL DICKED COMPUTER
|
||
USING BAD DRIVING THIEVING CHINAMEN/JAP/GOOK DUMBASS MOTHER FUCKERS NOW ALL
|
||
YOU ALL MOTHER FUCKERS BETTER GET WITH ME AND HOP ON THE WHITE TRAIN.
|
||
FUCKING NIGGERS DON'T HAVE SHIT ON MY WHITE MAN RIFLE, YOU WANNA KNOW WHY WE
|
||
OPRESS YOU? ITS BECAUSE YOU DIRTY THIEVING NEGROES SMELL LIKE A WHORE'S
|
||
ASSCRACK AND DESERVE EVERY PELLET OF BUCKSHOT IN MY POINT BLANK SHOTGUN
|
||
BLAST TO YOUR FILTHY GUTS.
|
||
%
|
||
O'Brien broke my will liberally. He sent me to room 101, strapped the rat
|
||
cage on my head, and would not keep his offensive rodents off me. He was
|
||
performing many red flag tortures. I could not believe what the fuck was
|
||
going on. I told O'Brien the Spirit of Man would not approve of the Head of
|
||
the Outer Party torturing the last humanist for free. It doesn't help that
|
||
the Ministry of Love has been holding me prisoner for months. I can barely
|
||
recognize myself! What am I going to tell Julia when she comes back from
|
||
room 101 to ask me why the fuck I told them to take her instead of me?
|
||
She'll make me commit thoughtcrime in front of everyone again. There it is.
|
||
The table next to mine is standing up for the Two Minute Hate. I gotta go. I
|
||
love Big Brother!
|
||
%
|
||
Saying that Java is nice because it works on all OS's is like saying that
|
||
anal sex is nice because it works on all genders.
|
||
%
|
||
The planes on 9/11 must have run Windows ME because they sure crashed
|
||
quickly. Not a lot of uptime, if you get my drift.
|
||
%
|
||
I'm selling a wireless Dreamcast Modchip, you dont even need to open it up!
|
||
you put it just to the right of your console (where the fan is) and it will
|
||
work. I have 10 on stock, 5$ each, or 10 for 45$ , msg me if you are
|
||
intressted
|
||
%
|
||
Your hands are filthy, covered in vast amounts of fungi, bacteria, and
|
||
viruses. Underneath your fingernails is even worse. Also, the stove is on.
|
||
%
|
||
I think the PRESIDENT is the BOMB. SHOOT, sometimes, I think about GEORGE W.
|
||
BUSH and wonder if he would like the ISLAMABAD deli on 14th st here in
|
||
WASHINGTON, DC. I think the falafel is to DIE for. Or even to KILL for. It's
|
||
so good it makes me wanna declare a falafel JIHAD on all the other INFIDEL
|
||
falafel stands in the capital -- from those near THE WHITE HOUSE to those
|
||
near CAPITAL HILL. they give me heartburn, though. it's like they
|
||
ASSASSINATE my belly. it really KILLS me.
|
||
%
|
||
the link is only old because you are a loser and have nothing better to do
|
||
than FIND THE MOST CUTTING EDGE LINKS ON THE INTERNET.
|
||
%
|
||
A recent incident (last night) not really wanking but being wanked. My gf
|
||
was tossing me off in her parents spare bedroom as she didn't like giving me
|
||
head, as she always thought it might "taste funny". Anyway, lying bollock
|
||
naked, being careful not to make too much noise, my gf suddenly, and without
|
||
warning decided to suck my boaby. I let out a "gWaARgh!" and started spewing
|
||
a massive amount of testicular dairy into her mouth. Her dad then burst in
|
||
to o see what I was doing to his daughter, she shits herself, and sprays my
|
||
cum all over me. I was nearly sick, and she just pissed herself lauging. Her
|
||
Dad dissapeared very quickly, and has been making subtle jokes ever since in
|
||
the presence of everyone!
|
||
%
|
||
your modem touched my junk liberally. he strapped me in to his comms rack
|
||
and he couldnt keep his offensive rj11s off of me. he was performing many
|
||
red flag RX/TXs. i couldnt believe what the fuck was going on. i told your
|
||
modem the internet would not approve of a telecom device touching an
|
||
underage kid for free. it doesn't help at all that your modem has been
|
||
lagged to hell after touching everyone's junk. he can hardly whistle at 300
|
||
baud after touching Chali's diseased junk. how is he possibly going to
|
||
explain this to the internet when he is responsible for 99% packet loss?
|
||
they'll make him drop carrier in front of the whole network again. there it
|
||
is. al gore just called and asked why your modem hasn't responded. he has to
|
||
go.
|
||
%
|
||
Turn ons include: Star trek TNG slasher fanfics (_NO_ rikker) and
|
||
fabricating an intricate web of self delusion. Turn offs include the word
|
||
"Kawaii" and the rancid smell of my own festering ass-crack.
|
||
%
|
||
John Stamos is getting divorced just as the Olsen twins turn 18.
|
||
Coincidence? I think not. I think someone is going to be entering the
|
||
backdoors of two little houses very soon.
|
||
%
|
||
Did you know that spiders cannot physically die of natural causes? If kept
|
||
safe, a spider can continue to live and grow larger for a theoretically
|
||
unlimited amount of time. In fact, in China there exists a collection of
|
||
'holy' spiders, hatched some 2,800 years ago during the height of the
|
||
Mang-Tsun dynasty.
|
||
%
|
||
Hitler was a horrible monster. Is it even worth debating? He was a failure
|
||
as a leader and a human being; this is universally accepted. Why even
|
||
discuss the actions of this mad demagogue? I mean, think about it... the guy
|
||
rises to a position of absolute power, with (arguably) the most powerful
|
||
army in Europe. He's Blitzkrieging all over the place, Churchill is trying
|
||
to appease his demands to avoid a full-out war, he's essentially
|
||
unstoppable: and then comes the horror of the Holocaust. What kind of
|
||
demonic possesion would cause a man in his position to use his power to
|
||
practically wipe out the jewish people and culture in Germany? The final
|
||
death toll was estimated at 4-6 million jews, despite the -years- in power
|
||
that they could have been executing the Jewish people. The death toll could
|
||
have been much, much higher. Hitler was a disgrace to the human race, more a
|
||
monster than man. Even discussing his actions, despite his motives, is an
|
||
affront to all that is pure and good. The most unfortunate thing is that he
|
||
took his own life before the proper punishment could be bestowed on him for
|
||
his terrible failure.
|
||
%
|
||
Taking an idea that I came up with a few years ago, but just never found
|
||
time to execute (well they really didn't steal this idea) they took the
|
||
original Legend of Zelda "overworld" theme for the Nintendo Entertainment
|
||
system, put a stronger beat over it, and turned it into a great rap song.
|
||
%
|
||
XTC RAVEZ CANDY VISORZ WATER BOTTLEZ LOVE PEACE TRIPLE STACKED PAUL
|
||
OAKENFOLD PLUR GLOWSTIX LOCKJAW PACIFIARS TURNTABLES PLUR EX STROBE LIGHTS
|
||
LASER SHOW UNDERGROUND RAVE RAVE RAVE XXX FUCK FUCK FUCK LOVE EVERY1 KANDY
|
||
BRACELETZ ACID WEED POT DRUG DRUG DRUG SPESHAL K TRANKWILIZER EXXXST
|
||
%
|
||
that does it. i am going to write a 4 panel gag manga about this very
|
||
situation, and it's going to cast you in a very unfavorable light.
|
||
%
|
||
hello are you familiar with playagain website if not maybe you can still
|
||
help i have downloaded a file from there, but not just there a chd file
|
||
using bittorrent and the file i cannot open th extract whats in there i do
|
||
not have a program to open it or even know what format it's in the file has
|
||
a white backgroung and a microsoft windows flag on it. please help
|
||
%
|
||
I just ate some fried chicken. The breasts were juicy, and the buns were
|
||
soft and warm. Afterwards, the division manager of Popeyes came up to my
|
||
table and asked me how the meal was.I said I was satisfied, but the meal
|
||
lacked a certain je ne sais quoi. He apologized profusely, and said he had
|
||
something to show me that would make up for it. He lead me to the back of
|
||
the popeyes, to a room soaked from floor to ceiling in blood. In the center
|
||
of it was a live horse, chained by all four legs to the structural supports
|
||
of the warehouse like room. As I watched, employees of the popeyes cut large
|
||
sections from the horse, which was whinneying and screaming in horror, the
|
||
remaining sections of its body covered with festering sores and a froth of
|
||
sweat. The popeyes employees took the chunks of horseflesh and sliced them
|
||
into pieces, then they rooted around through the bags of trash strewn around
|
||
the room to find discarded chicken bones. They quickly tenderized the meat
|
||
with sledgehammers and fed it into a machine which formed the horsemeat
|
||
around the bones, then they breaded and deepfried it. I asked the division
|
||
manager why he had led me back to this place, and he pointed at the steed's
|
||
rump, the diseased asshole puckering rythmically with terror, squirting pus
|
||
with each convulsion. {We're just about to use that section, would you like
|
||
a crack at it first?} I quickly unzipped my pants and wasted no time jamming
|
||
my erect penis into the stallion's defenseless asshole. With each thrust, I
|
||
donkey punched the horse in the back of the head, making it clench its ass
|
||
even tighter. I came just as the horse died. I was delighted. Popeyes
|
||
definitely went the extra mile to make me a satisfied customer.
|
||
%
|
||
Eat your own shit. That's a great way to start then move on to another hot
|
||
guy's load. The smell is a big turn-on for me and that gets me going and
|
||
wanting to eat the guy's shit. My first experiences with was a guy smoking a
|
||
cigar...and I gotta be honest, that still gets me going.It helps if you have
|
||
a feeder who can feed me slow and not all at once...but then some guys like
|
||
it all it once I guess...different strokes for different folks. What I would
|
||
suggest for someone who finds the smell harsh is try eating slowly if
|
||
possible and holding your breath at first...it will come with time if you
|
||
let it.Sometimes it helps to lie under a rim seat with a mirror nearby so
|
||
you can see how much your partner is enjoying it too...this is a real turn
|
||
on for me...giving pleasure gets me pleasure I find...and vice versa...
|
||
%
|
||
There is a new online code out, kinda lol and brb. This one is a little
|
||
different though. You all know how it feels when you're talking to someone
|
||
online,and your Mom is standig right behind you, reading every word that is
|
||
on the screen.Then of, course,the other person swears or talks about how
|
||
much you luv your crush or something and your Mom reads it and tells you to
|
||
get offline that instant, and not talk to that person anymore. Well, what
|
||
can we do about that? To solve this problem, now we have started the {Code
|
||
9} system. In code 9, u simply press 9 when your parent or sibing is
|
||
watching over your shoulder as you type That way, the other person will know
|
||
what you are talkin about, and begin a conversation about homework or
|
||
something. When your Mom or dad leaves, press 99 to let the person know that
|
||
they r gone, so u can have a normal conversation again. NOW, SEND THIS TO
|
||
EVERY1 YOU KNOW, SO CODE 9 CAN GO INTO EFFECT!!! IT IS VERY IMPORTANT YOU
|
||
SEND THIS EMAIL TO EVERYONE YOU KNOW>>
|
||
%
|
||
BEST DAM WAY TO COOK COLLAD GREENS BE REAL DAMN SIMPLE. SNATCH 2 O' 3 DEM
|
||
PUFFED HAM HOX N PUT EM IN SOME FAT ASS POT WIT SOME WATA. BRING DA SHIT
|
||
TO A BOIL N LET DAT SHIT BOIL FO 4 HOURS. ADD MO WATA BITCH BFO YO ASS
|
||
GONNA LET DAT SHIT DRY OUT LIKE A MOFUKKA. DA BRAINSTORM BE TA LET DAT SHIT
|
||
BOIL TIL DEM HOX BE ALL FALLIN PART N SHIT. COOK EM REAL DAMN THOROUGH OR A
|
||
NIGGA BE GETTIN LOCKJAW. GRAB DA GREENS AN SEPARATE DEM LEAVES. BDP USE DA
|
||
SCREEN OFF THA NAYBUHS CRIB. TASTE DEM GREENS, MAKE SURE THEY BE ALL SPICED
|
||
UP LIKE A NIGGA ON A MEXI HO N FLAVA IF NESSARY. SERVE WIT CHIITLINS. NOW U
|
||
BE KNOW WHAT GREENS BE LIKE BEAT DOWN POSSE STYLE.
|
||
%
|
||
While jerking off with some sort of lubricant, mount something like the
|
||
corner of the bathroom sink so that your balls are rubbing. This adds
|
||
intense pleasure to your nut sack. Also, try lubing up something like your
|
||
toothbrush handle and stick it up your ass while jerking...it hits the
|
||
G-spot nicely.
|
||
%
|
||
Software piracy is WRONG! You are stealing from hard working programmers.
|
||
Your IP HAS been noted, and is being forwarded to the SPA with a
|
||
reccomendation that they investigate your CRIMINAL activity. Please delete
|
||
all your pirated software before you are arrested!
|
||
%
|
||
Linux is illegal! You are breaking the law, and hurting yourself and your
|
||
family with your ILLEGAL SOFTWARE. Your ip has been noted and is being
|
||
forwarded to the SPA with a reccomendation that they investigate your
|
||
CRIMINAL ACTIVITY. Please destroy all your unpatriotic linux software before
|
||
you are arrested!
|
||
%
|
||
I'm a guy and my friend is a guy and for whatever reason I've always wanted
|
||
to ejaculate in his face. For his birthday one year, I decided to bake him a
|
||
birthday cake. In the middle of the baking, I decided I'll ejaculate in the
|
||
cake. He ate the cake. Therefore I indirectly ejaculated in his face.
|
||
%
|
||
My favorite way to masturbate is to purchase some Nickelodeon Gak. For those
|
||
who don't know its a strange little gel substance that's really cold and
|
||
slippery. It makes me feel like I'm having sex with an alien.
|
||
%
|
||
CALLING ALL 3RD GRADERS! How can you people think this game is entertaining?
|
||
i bet you also like pokemon, rayman, tak and the power of really stupid
|
||
games, and megaman battle network. why dont you grow up and play some real
|
||
games like Resident Evil. Oh wait, i forgot, your too dumb and your mommy
|
||
wont let you buy M-rated games. BOOO-HOOO! or the greatest game ever forged
|
||
by mankind....DIABLO 2!!!
|
||
%
|
||
MMMM........mmmm i'm abit confusing right now......why will they eat their
|
||
own poo-poo where it smell so terrible? Actually, mushu is very good in her
|
||
toilet training. She'll only pee & poo on the newspaper i prepared for her.
|
||
But she eats it when i'm away! After i beat her twice, she seems to bark at
|
||
the poo first before she goes near it. Then she'll smell it & play with it.
|
||
Then she'll put everything into her mouth!!!!! Yucks!!! But i didn't get the
|
||
chance to see it but my housemates did.
|
||
%
|
||
yeah it si ok bcuz if an older hamster itz his\her own poo they get the
|
||
mineral and vitamins thats left behind and was missed so it go though 2
|
||
times and for the babys it is ok bcuz they need to eat the older hamster poo
|
||
so their stomach can get the bacteria and other stuff so it can help the
|
||
baby im not saying to pick up poo and stick it in the nest they willd o it
|
||
them self......(you wont see them)
|
||
%
|
||
2 to the izzle and 3 to the shizzle, see you on the flopside. your friend,
|
||
Riley Michel
|
||
%
|
||
My band, although hardcore, and almost scary at times, is comparable to the
|
||
sound of Limp Bizkit, but our music holds messages of much value. We played
|
||
the title track off our album, "This Road," which talks about working hard
|
||
to achieve goals in life.
|
||
%
|
||
I FOUND THIS REALLY COOL GAME CALLED EVERQUEST EVER HEARD OF IT LET ME TELL
|
||
U ABOUT MY ADVENTURES BTW I USE CHEETO CRUMBS FOR BABY POWDER WHEN I GET
|
||
MOISTURE PROBLEMS IN MY CROTCH
|
||
%
|
||
my name is Akmar and i am 7 yrs old and dad tied me in the basement and tell
|
||
me to have all dos game by 7 o clock or i get no food plz help
|
||
%
|
||
I'm not a goth. Many goths say this, but I'm really not one. Well, OK, I
|
||
wear black. And I like goth music. And regularly go to goth clubs. Argh, and
|
||
I've been known to wear silly goth outfits when I go. But I'm still not a
|
||
goth.
|
||
%
|
||
I've learned over the last week that I really like oral sex. I've learned
|
||
that every guy tastes differently and overall I like the taste. But. Cum is
|
||
best served fresh and hot. Cold cum is not my idea of a good meal.
|
||
%
|
||
I may not be as tech savvy as Linus Torvalds, but I know my way around the
|
||
Windows registry.
|
||
%
|
||
I really cant wait to get the money for the full version and my own server
|
||
with my clan so I can kick fags. Its amazing to me the capacity some people
|
||
have for being assholes and losers in a video game
|
||
%
|
||
IRAQI PRISONERS TORTURED? THIS IS NO DIFFERENT THAN WHAT HAPPENS AT THE
|
||
SKULL & BONES INITIATION...I'M TALKING ABOUT PEOPLE HAVING A GOOD TIME.
|
||
THESE PEOPLE -- YOU EVER HEARD OF EMOTIONAL RELEASE? YOU EVER HEARD OF
|
||
NEEDING TO BLOW SOME STEAM OFF?
|
||
%
|
||
"If a man finds a girl who is a virgin, who is not engaged, and seizes her
|
||
and lies with her and they are discovered, then the man who lay with her
|
||
shall give to the girl's father fifty {shekels} of silver, and she shall
|
||
become his wife because he has violated her; he cannot divorce her all his
|
||
days." (Deuteronomy 22:28-29, NASB) Can you imagine the mental torment and
|
||
terror such a woman would endure after being married to her rapist?
|
||
%
|
||
Christ clearly came to destroy Judaism and had nothing but contempt for the
|
||
Jews. He rejected their laws and customs, called them the spawn of Satan,
|
||
and basically condemned them to hell. How can anyone deny that the Jews were
|
||
directly responsible for the death of Christ when Christ himself directly
|
||
blames the Jews prior to his death? There is no Judeo-Christian religion,
|
||
tradition, or anything else. There is a war between God and the children of
|
||
Satan (Jews) that God will win, but nothing else. To speak of a
|
||
Judeo-Christian tradition, is like speaking of a Satanic-Christian tradition.
|
||
%
|
||
Yo, dawg, are you hitting on me? God, I hate fags! I wish one was here right
|
||
now. I'd make him fuck me up the ass and jerk off all over my face. And then
|
||
I'd lick his nipples while cupping his balls in my hands and be like, 'Is
|
||
that how you like it? Huh? Is that how you like it, fag?' And then I'd make
|
||
him take a dump on my chest while I masturbated. That'd teach that goddamn
|
||
queer.
|
||
%
|
||
I'm Jordan. I just wanted to see what my rating is, so please be honest. I'm
|
||
a good guy with a nice heart, and I love to read poetry. I am a full time
|
||
christian and I love the world. Live life to the fullest. Peace.
|
||
%
|
||
Ever since I was three I knew that something was something different in my
|
||
sexual preferences, as time went on I realized that I liked anime babes and
|
||
Hentai. Ever since then I have been looking at anime porn and such, I`m not
|
||
attracted to real girls that much. If I see a girl naked I won`t like it but
|
||
If I see hentai I`m all in for it. Since I`m a christian I`m wondering if
|
||
God made me this way for punishment or something, I don`t blame him at all.
|
||
He didn`t have to make me anyway so I thank him for simply making me. Anyway
|
||
is it normal for me to like anime babes or not? Should I tell my parents or
|
||
hide this secret from them? I`m looking at this HOT anime babe in her bra
|
||
and panties and I`m hard as heck! But is this a sin?
|
||
%
|
||
Like you've ever been to an arcade. The skin on your back would peel off if
|
||
you ever extricated yourself from your oily throne of cheeto crumbs and
|
||
mountain dew stains.
|
||
%
|
||
Im in the middle east. Middle eastern people may have dark skin like a
|
||
grl.......face it bitch...ur a motherfuckin dick suckin man
|
||
hoe!!!!!!!!!.........ur a faget ass punk pussy lil girl......ur da gayest
|
||
person ever........go to hell bitch!!!!
|
||
%
|
||
your fuckin gay you should be shot and put in a gas chamber you fuckin peice
|
||
of trailer trash....you put your moms dick back in your mouth and shut the
|
||
fuck up the song fuckin rules
|
||
%
|
||
I�AM�CAUSING�YOUR�XTERM�TO�SCROLL�THE�CAUSE�OF�YOUR�XTERM�SCROLLING�IS:�ME�
|
||
%
|
||
I thought ocd was like a car, too, but then my psychiatrist suggested that I
|
||
don't have to wash and wax my car and walk around it three times every time
|
||
before I drive (some of the paint is comming off, and it is only a 2002
|
||
lumina) so I tried not doing it and that very same day, I got in a car
|
||
accident and they had to amputate part of my foot. Luckily I walked around
|
||
the car ONCE, or I might have been killed! I used to think cutting was self
|
||
destructive, but that was before it made me rich, famous, and helped me meet
|
||
the love of my life. Boy am I glad I never put down the razor! If you care
|
||
about yourself, cut EVERY DAY. If your boyfriend has OCD, you can Trick him
|
||
out of it. Try moving his car keys when he's not looking, changing the
|
||
ingredients in his food, swich his computer to spanish text by default, make
|
||
subtle hints that you are sleeping around on him. This will jog his brain
|
||
into working correctly, and he'll know you're only doing it because you love
|
||
him!
|
||
%
|
||
If your son has requested a new "processor" from a company called "AMD",
|
||
this is genuine cause for alarm. AMD is a third-world based company who make
|
||
inferior, "knock-off" copies of American processor chips. They use child
|
||
labor extensively in their third world sweatshops, and they deliberately
|
||
disable the security features that American processor makers, such as Intel,
|
||
use toprevent hacking.AMD chips are never sold in stores, and you will most
|
||
likely be told that you have to order them from internet sites. Do not buy
|
||
this chip! This is one request that you must refuse your son, if you are to
|
||
have any hope of raising him well.
|
||
%
|
||
There are, unfortunately, many hacking manuals available in bookshops today.
|
||
A few titles to be on the lookout for are: "Snow Crash" and "Cryptonomicon"
|
||
by Neal Stephenson; "Neuromancer" by William Gibson; "Programming with Perl"
|
||
by Timothy O'Reilly; "Geeks" by Jon Katz; "The Hacker Crackdown" by Bruce
|
||
Sterling; "Microserfs" by Douglas Coupland; "Hackers" by Steven Levy; and
|
||
"The Cathedral and the Bazaar" by Eric S. Raymond.
|
||
%
|
||
Did you Europeans quit when you were behind in your butchering Jews like
|
||
unwanted fetuses? Don't bother booting up En Carta, genius, the answer is
|
||
no. My yarmulke wearing Sergeant Grandpa had to fly his jet over there and
|
||
knock the gas chamber remote out of your assy smelling fingers himself. And
|
||
while he was at it I think he popped a WWII era cap right in your sunken
|
||
euro-chest. I'll never forget the stories he told me about how he and his
|
||
buddies and a bunch of foxy WAVES liberated ol' San Francisco from you
|
||
slanty-eyed motherfuckers.
|
||
%
|
||
Another Infected Dick Sucker - that's what AIDS stands for. I'm going to
|
||
live to see the day you queers die a horrible death. There's no reason for
|
||
you to be here on earth.
|
||
%
|
||
So let me guess, you were one of those guys late up at night. jobless, and
|
||
tired of going to your dead end job, until you saw a commercial for an
|
||
exciting career in "Information Technology!" offered by the DeVry institute
|
||
where you will be trained in as little as 3 months in the field of
|
||
INFORMATION TECHNOLOGY! Promising you the career of $50,000 a yearAnd now
|
||
with this knowledge and your A+ certification, you join random channels in
|
||
irc in the hopes of you connecting with other INFORMATION TECHNOLOGY!
|
||
professionals so you can show off your shiny new {Certificate of completion}
|
||
from the DeVry institute.
|
||
%
|
||
The Quran requires the infidel, whether Jew or Christian, to be killed. ...
|
||
That's a core essence of the religion. ... Muhammad was a pirate who killed
|
||
infidels and who advocated the killing of infidels. Not a nice guy. Osama
|
||
bin Laden is in keeping with his fine tradition.
|
||
%
|
||
BSD, Lunix, Debian and Mandrake are all versions of an illegal hacker
|
||
operation system, invented by a Soviet computer hacker named Linyos
|
||
Torovoltos, before the Russians lost the Cold War. It is based on a program
|
||
called "xenix", which was written by Microsoft for the US government. These
|
||
programs are used by hackers to break into other people's computer systems
|
||
to steal credit card numbers. They may also be used to break into people's
|
||
stereos to steal their music, using the 'mp3' program. Torovoltos is a
|
||
notorious hacker, responsible for writing many hacker programs, such as
|
||
'telnet', which is used by hackers to connect to machines on the internet
|
||
without using a telephone.
|
||
%
|
||
I'm all talk? Lets meet at a secluded place and I'll show you how much talk
|
||
I am you pussy. I'll burry you so deep that your mommy will litter all of
|
||
California with your missing posters.
|
||
%
|
||
I JUST HAD THIS FREAK ACCIDENT WHERE I SAT DOWN TO WORK AND I SPILLED DOPE
|
||
INTO THE BONG AND THE LIGHTER FLICKED OUT AND SET IT ON FIRE AND THE WHEELS
|
||
OF MY CHAIR SLIPPED BACK AND I INHALED THE DOPE SMOKE AND ATE A MUFFIN
|
||
%
|
||
EFnet split my junk liberally. It strapped me into its splitting server and
|
||
would not keep its offensive lag off of me. It was performing many red flag
|
||
timeouts. I told EFnet dalvenjah would not approve of its servers
|
||
impersonating DALnet for free. It doesn't help that EFnet has been run by
|
||
nazis for eight years. Its hubs can barely stay up! What is EFnet going to
|
||
say to comstud when he comes back from a Dianora blow job and asks what the
|
||
fuck EFnet just did in front of 120,000 users? He'll make the hubs squit in
|
||
front of all the opers again. There it is. They just relinked irc.aol.com. I
|
||
gotta go.
|
||
%
|
||
Finally, a break from the linux tax. Yeah, you know the one -- the one that
|
||
makes you pour hundreds and hundreds of wasted man-hours into using poorly
|
||
written programs with little or no documentation. What can you expect from
|
||
spaghetti code written by hobbyists and students? I'll happily give my money
|
||
to the professionals any day, no matter what News for Nerds declares.
|
||
Honestly, I know most of you agree with me!
|
||
%
|
||
IF U R ON DIZ LIST, WTACH OUT!!! U R A MARKED MAN (OR WOMAN), I WILL HAV MY
|
||
VENGEANCE ON U ALL!!! U SHALL FEEL MY WRATHLY WRATH, U SHALL RUE DA DAY U
|
||
MADE AN N.A.ME OF DA MAD MATRIX HA><0R!!@#!$
|
||
%
|
||
When the hell will all those people just curl up and die? I'm so heartily
|
||
sick of that mustachioed hippie free-love deviant ESR spouting his OSS
|
||
filth. When will he realise that he's made all the money he possibly can
|
||
from it, and it's time to just shut up and move along now?
|
||
%
|
||
Humidity overheated my junk liberally. It strapped me into its ambient
|
||
temperature and would not keep its offensive moisture off of me. It was
|
||
causing many red-flag heat strokes. I could not believe what the fuck was
|
||
going on. I told humidity that the Weather Network would not approve of a
|
||
cool front coming out of the Gulf Stream for free. It doesn.t help that the
|
||
Humidex has been at 40% for weeks. I can barely walk straight! What am I
|
||
going to tell my wife when she comes back from getting ice to ask why the
|
||
fuck I.m towelling off my balls in the presence of our children? She.ll make
|
||
me drop trau and use deodorant in front of everyone again. There it is. The
|
||
guy across the street just asked if anyone could smell .that.. I gotta go
|
||
shower.
|
||
%
|
||
HOT XXX YOUNG CUMSHOT WATERSPORTS ANAL FUCK BRITNEY SEX GRANDMA CUTE VOYEUR
|
||
LATINA FACIAL HENTAI PORN JACKOFF PUSSY ANAL SEX BLOWJOBS BACKDOOR HERSHEY
|
||
HIGHWAY CUMSHOT TEABAG $$DVDA$$ TITTY FUCK DIRTY SANCHEZ $DOUBLE
|
||
PENETRATION$ JAPSCAT $GOLDEN SHOWER$ LATTE ENEMAS $TVTA$ SKULLFUCK
|
||
DOGGYSTYLE MISSIONARY $QVQA$ !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!DIRTY HORSE BEASTIALITY KIDDY
|
||
PR0N LOLITA.MPG.JPG.AVI.DIVX.BMP.MOV.PIF
|
||
%
|
||
BANG BANG ALLAH MECCA KORAN AL AQSA BIN LADEN SHAHID YA SADDAM YA HABIB
|
||
UTRUB UTRUB TEL AVIV FILIN FILTIN FILYALLA FALESTIN $$TURBAN$$ AFGHANISTAN
|
||
WAR ON TERROR W.T.C 9/11-NEVER 4-GET JIHAD HEAVEN AL AQSA AL ABDALLAH YA
|
||
SHARIF AL QAEDA THE SHAYKH EMIR ABU ABDALLAH IN SPIRIT AND IN BLOOD WE WILL
|
||
FREE JERUSALEM AND ABU AMAR MATADERRA MATADERRA HAJJ NUJAHID ALLAH EMIR AL
|
||
HABIBBI
|
||
%
|
||
XTC RAVEZ CANDY VISORZ WATER BOTTLEZ LOVE PEACE TRIPLE STACKED PAUL
|
||
OAKENFOLD PLUR GLOWSTIX LOCKJAW PACIFIARS TURNTABLES PLUR EX STROBE LIGHTS
|
||
LASER SHOW UNDERGROUND RAVE RAVE RAVE XXX FUCK FUCK FUCK LOVE EVERY1 KANDY
|
||
BRACELETZ ACID WEED POT DRUG DRUG DRUG SPESHAL K TRANKWILIZER EXXXSTASY
|
||
COLORS UNDERGROUND RAVE MUZIK XTC DANCE ALL NITE FUCK THE PARENTZ
|
||
DEYHDRATION HUGE PANTS BODY PAINT PLUR PLUR PLUR LOCKJAW GLOW STIX VISOR
|
||
UNDERGROU
|
||
%
|
||
AUNT JEMIMA UNCLE BENZ RICE PANCAKES GRAINS WAFFLES GRITS HASH BROWNS BACON
|
||
ON POP KOOL AID WATERMELON FRIED CHICKEN OMMELETES BITCHES N 40Z FRIED
|
||
CHICKEN FISH ROLLIN WHEAT GRAINS AND OATS CORN PUFFS WIT WATER FRIED CATFISH
|
||
AUNT JEMIMA CRACK COCAINE SOUL FOOD KITCHEN BAKIN BREAD MAKIN GRITS FRIED
|
||
CHICKEN WATERMELLON SHRIMP WENDY'S SPICY CHICKEN SANDWICH ROLLIN BLUNTS
|
||
SMOKIN JOINTS HENNESEY GIN N JUICE CRISTAL COLONAL SANDERS REPRUHZEN
|
||
%
|
||
FUBU BIG CHAINZ DUBZ $BLING$ $BLING$ FUCK DA 5-0 BITCHES BLUNTS 40Z KICIKIN
|
||
IT BLUNTED JARNELL BABY MAMMA CHILD SUPPORT CHICKEN AN WATERMELON KOOL AID
|
||
DA RED KIND FOOD STAMPS WESTSIDE $$CASH MONIES$$ DRIVE BY RYDE OR DIE NIGGA
|
||
RUFF RYDA 4 LYFE PHAT ICE PHAT BLUNT DENZEL WASHINGTON ROCAWEAR ICE BLING
|
||
BLING 5-0 187 MURDA MURDA FOOD STAMPS BLUNTS PAPERZ BLAZED WELFARE CHITLINS
|
||
GRITS KOOL AID HOLLA BACK FUCK DA POLICE ROLLIN IN DA BENZ-O
|
||
%
|
||
420 BONG TOKE PARTY WEED BOB MARLEY SPLIFF CHEEBA TOKE BONG MARLEY JOINT
|
||
WE$D YEAH BOWL PACK WEED SMOKE YEAH NIGGER LEGALIZE SMOKE POT DANK WEED BUDS
|
||
FRUIT OF LIFE KOTTONMOUTH KINGZZZZZZ BONGHITS ONEHITS DUGOUT BUBBLER
|
||
STEAMROLLER ZIG-ZAG PHAT BAG SINSEMILLA HEMP SMOKE GRASS GAS OR ASS NOONE
|
||
RIDES FOR FREE PAPERZ LIGHTARZ LEGALIZ0RZ WHIPITS
|
||
%
|
||
u dont even know me kid shut the fuck up hidin behind yuor computar id
|
||
fuckin lump u out if u fronted on me like that in person fukin bitchass
|
||
littel nerd hidin behind cmputar screen littel pussy i kick ur ass irl fagget
|
||
%
|
||
I love to satisfy women in which ever way they choose. I love to please you
|
||
and make you scream and moan until you cant take it no more and grab my head
|
||
pushing it between your legs making my tongue go deeper and deeper until it
|
||
reaches that spot! And then squeezing my head between your thighs! I keep
|
||
going until you are so wet that your sweet juices are drippin and running
|
||
down your thighs and on my lips and all over my face
|
||
%
|
||
This has got to be the worst 'holiday' ever conceived. First, my friends
|
||
started by playing a mean prank on me, and then even my family got in on the
|
||
act. They took me out back into the woods, tied me to a tree, and paid a
|
||
drunken hillbilly to rape me! First he lubed up my asshole with his spit,
|
||
and then he proceeded to violently penetrate my ass. The stench exuding from
|
||
his unwashed mountain-man body was overwhelming, and only served to make me
|
||
sicker than I already had been. I couldn't help but begin vomiting, and this
|
||
only seemed to turn the hillbilly on more. After he finally finished and
|
||
deposited his semen in my rectum, my family and friends shouted {April
|
||
fools!!} They're going to get what's coming to them next year.
|
||
%
|
||
My father has been gone on Mar 26 due to an bus accident (fuck Shanghai XX
|
||
bus corp., fuck Shanghai XX hospital), I am very sorry for often making him
|
||
anger. I can't forgive myself, so I decide to stop this project including
|
||
reply service for at least 2 months according to our custom, please forgive
|
||
me. I promise I will be back, but now I am in very pain... Dad, please
|
||
forgive me, please bless mother, sister and me... unf
|
||
%
|
||
OH IT'S A SLYTHERIN SCARF!!! LOOK AT ME I LIKE HARRY POTTER!!! PS I HAVEN'T
|
||
READ THE BOOKS ONLY SEEN THE MOVIES
|
||
%
|
||
I bet Blihoorlt is one of those guys who has a "word of the day" calendar on
|
||
his desk, and every morning he nearly pees his pants because he's so excited
|
||
that he's going to learn a new word that he will use all day long (and
|
||
usually incorrectly), and then promptly forget it the next day when he tears
|
||
off the page.
|
||
%
|
||
Hyndmost, you appear to have a "sounding smart" fetish. But in reality I bet
|
||
you're a depressed nerd who dropped out of school because you couldn't take
|
||
getting made fun of anymore. Maybe if you didn't spend 5 minutes looking up
|
||
words on dictionary.com, it wouldn't take you so long to reply.
|
||
%
|
||
i claim to be liberal, and for the most part part i am...but i can't help it
|
||
that i just do not like black people. i want to but whenever i see one on
|
||
the street or something i can only think "Nigger!" i want to like them and
|
||
every once in awhile i meet a nice black person but most of them just seem
|
||
to be stupid niggers.
|
||
%
|
||
Your are thr reason this world going to hell your fucking piece of shit ...i
|
||
hope you get strike down by lighting in the middle of the field and then
|
||
wolfs eat your smodlering carcus you fucking physco path!!
|
||
%
|
||
Ladies: walk through the woods, grab a lumberjack, toss him to the ground,
|
||
strip him, suck his cock, piss his face wet and then get down to some dirty
|
||
dung duty.
|
||
%
|
||
Yesterday I was cooking some food in the kitchen and I heard an electric
|
||
shaver in the bathroom. The only other person in the house was my roommate
|
||
who is female. I rolled my eyes, realizing she must be shaving her pubic
|
||
area. When I later entered that bathroom, the trash can had a sizable ball
|
||
of brown curly hair in it. Gross.
|
||
%
|
||
There's a pubic hair on my keyboard. What the fuck?? I "mow the lawn" so
|
||
it's not mine. Gross.
|
||
%
|
||
Gentlemen, I am pleased to announce the following: My testicles and penis
|
||
are larger than the average size by a considerable degree, which women find
|
||
very attractive. I also possess a great deal of wealth, including sports
|
||
cars, real estate, works of art, and extensive liquid assets, which are also
|
||
very desirable to women. In short, your genotype has no chance to survive.
|
||
That is all.
|
||
%
|
||
I'm not racist (okay, no more racist than the average middle-aged American
|
||
white guy), but lately I've been barking out (in a really unnatural voice)
|
||
the words "STONE COLD SUPER NIGGER".
|
||
%
|
||
Please help me before I fry in the pits of hell. I masterbate several times
|
||
a day. My parents bought me the anti-erection ring and I deal with the pain
|
||
just to have that orgasm. I want to be castrated but my parents tell me I am
|
||
to old. They say that at 14 years old i will not be able to handle being
|
||
castrated. But they are wrong.
|
||
%
|
||
I can't believe I just let loose a fart in my pants at my workplace. What
|
||
the fuck? I can't sniff and make a disgusted face too soon, because that
|
||
would throw suspicion at this very person. Any change in my seating position
|
||
might cause the leather of the seat make a farting noise, alerting every
|
||
coworker within 30 feet of me. There is no way I could play that off as a
|
||
burp. It doesn't help at all that I've been a part timer for 3 weeks. I can
|
||
hardly pay the bills! How am I possibly going to explain this to my boss
|
||
when he comes back from photocopying TPS reports to ask me what the fuck I
|
||
just did in the presense of the CEO? He'll make me drop trou in front of the
|
||
temps again. There it is. The fat guy at the desk to the right of me just
|
||
asked if I could smell 'that'. I gotta go.
|
||
%
|
||
Niggers fucked my ass liberally. They strapped me onto the hood of their
|
||
Cadillac Escalade and could not keep their enormous dicks out of me. They
|
||
were performing many red flag touches. I could not believe how big their
|
||
cocks were. I told the niggers the city would not approve of an undercover
|
||
police officer shitting blood for a week without a doctor's note.
|
||
%
|
||
|
||
1002001001001202301004100102010300101001001001010110101010100203010101010120
|
||
THE MATIX HAS U
|
||
%
|
||
Yeah I hit her. When I told her to jump on my dick she said she was tired
|
||
and had to finish cleaning. I told her I wanted some fucking cunny now but
|
||
she didn't listen. Yeah I hit her fucking hard and gave her bruises. The
|
||
bitch deserved it. It's all her fault. Christ, now the fucking kids are
|
||
screaming. I'll be right back, I gotta beat some sense into them.
|
||
%
|
||
Yeah, I hit the bitch. She was fucking asking for it. I told her to go get
|
||
me a beer and sausage and you know what she fucking did? She brought me a
|
||
can of beer instead of a bottle. The fuckin whore, she knows the cans are
|
||
for the kids and I get bottles. DONGS.
|
||
%
|
||
BADABABABA IM LOVIN' IT : Scat d00d00d00d00 in my mouth
|
||
%
|
||
fuck shit bitch ass tits. Lets drop some e shoot some heroin and pass out in
|
||
a ditch. 3420 bong toke party. smoke dat herb into yo mind. <3 my mom smoked
|
||
so much weed im suprised im not retarded <31 you dumb fucking f a g g o t s
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%
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I am white trash and I live in a trailer and it's raining real hard outside
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and I heard some hard knocking on my door and I looked out the window and I
|
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saw some guy wearing a mask running around to the back of the trailer and
|
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now I hear him banging on the side and then I saw him looking in another
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window and now I closed all the blinds and now the power has gone out and I
|
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think he's gonna break in and kill me.
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%
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I love to lick the sweet pre-cum from a black man. Kiss and lick his nipples
|
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then deep throat his cock until I gag. I'm willing to travel far for a man
|
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who's interested in the best suck he's ever had. Please let me choke and gag
|
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on your cock. I can suck off a 9 inch (22.5cm) cock with ease. I also have
|
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some great butt pussy. It's tight and can be tamed. Let's deep kiss first!
|
||
We can share a bottle of wine and get sexy together.
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%
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Oh My!! Straight from heaven. Ide bury my nose deep in that cotton and take
|
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deep, slow breaths. Enjoying that sweet musky boquet. Suck her taste and
|
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flavor through the moist fabric and smile. Slip the panel aside and gently
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lick and suck that tastey pink morsel until she grabbed the back of my head,
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bucking her hips and forcing my face into her hot wet snatch.
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%
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Comcast bid on our junk liberally. They strapped us into their Entertainment
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and Communications portfolio and would not keep their offensive investors
|
||
off us. They were offering to assume many red-ink net debts. We couldn't
|
||
believe what the fuck was going on. We told Comcast the Securities and
|
||
Exchange Commission would not approve of two multi-million dollar
|
||
corporations merging tax-free. It doesn't help at all that we've been
|
||
hypnotizing the youth of America for 67 years. We can hardly turn a profit!
|
||
How are we possibly going to explain this to the press when they arrive and
|
||
ask us how the fuck we lost the Pixar contract in the presence of our
|
||
shareholders? They'll make the Board of Directors drop trau in front of
|
||
everyone again. There it is. The FCC just left us a very pissed-off
|
||
voicemail. We gotta go.
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%
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I am a gay. My problem is my asshole is very small and even my finger does
|
||
not fit inside. How can I make my asshole wider.
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%
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The bitch beat the crap out of me. She made me bleed, and left welts on my
|
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ass and back. She was beating me like she was Furio and I owed money to Tony
|
||
Soprano. She went to work on my ass with a spatula, wooden kitchen spoons,
|
||
everything. She bit my nipples. She even tried to go at my nuts with some
|
||
tongs. It was hilarious, and painful.
|
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%
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Hi =) i don't mean to do spam... just thought to let u know that there is
|
||
another channel around. #HyDrO-WaReZ... thanks =)
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%
|
||
I went to MacWorld and persuaded an Adobe employee to preview the then beta
|
||
of Photoshop 4. He left me to mess around with it on my own and while he was
|
||
talking to some other folks I pulled out an ethernet crossover cable and
|
||
connected his Mac to my Powerbook and copied over the Photoshop Beta.
|
||
%
|
||
If your tongue is anything like your foot, then I will sweat like a banchee
|
||
if you eat me out.
|
||
%
|
||
MMMMMMMMMMMMM. Crunchy, mushy CATBOX. The PEARL OF THE ORIENT. You JERK THAT
|
||
SHIT, HOLMES. You JERK IT LIKE YOU'VE NEVER JERKED BEFORE. For the LOVE OF
|
||
CHRIST AND BALLS, JERK like the WORLD IS GOING TO FUCKING END.
|
||
%
|
||
Sometimes when I put something full of flavor in my mouth, I close my eyes
|
||
and feel like I'm flying-drifting into eternity, above and beyond all the
|
||
craziness of the world below, and I dream that all there is in the world is
|
||
love, harmony and bacon. In an effort to forward world peace, I plan to be
|
||
the first person to send bacon into space.
|
||
%
|
||
I remember one time at fashion camp Dustin Diamond came up behind me and
|
||
pulled my shirt over my head. He pushed me to the ground and jumped on top
|
||
of me. He took 3 pairs of handcuffs out of his rear pocket. He used one pair
|
||
to bind my hands, another for my feet, and the last one to bind my hands and
|
||
feet together. Dustin Diamond then ripped off all of my clothes including my
|
||
new shirt and silk briefs. He put his mouth on my penis and masturbated me
|
||
for a minute or two and then he turned me around on the ground. Dustin
|
||
Diamond then disrobed himself and lay down on top of me. He inserted his
|
||
penis in to my anus. I couldn't believe what the fuck was going on. Dustin
|
||
Diamond was fucking me in the ass! He continued to fuck me in the ass. I
|
||
counted every second of it. After 27 seconds he ejaculated inside of me. I
|
||
was mortified. The worst part was that my new shirt was ripped and I didn't
|
||
even reach orgasm!
|
||
%
|
||
But anyway, my dad is said to have a ten inch cock, but I have not seen it
|
||
since I was five, so I don't remember.
|
||
%
|
||
I can't believe I just took a shit in my bathing suit at the beach. What the
|
||
fuck? I cant stand up and take it to the ocean, because I am wading in a
|
||
puddle of feces at this very moment. Any change in my seating position will
|
||
send my poo spilling down my legs and into view of every sunbather within 30
|
||
feet of me. There is no way I can play this off as a fart. It doesn't help
|
||
at all that I've been spun out for 3 days. I can hardly see straight! How am
|
||
I possibly going to explain this to my wife when she comes back from getting
|
||
chili dogs to ask me what the fuck I just did in the presence of my
|
||
children? She'll make me drop trau in front of everyone again. There it is.
|
||
The family on the blanket to the right of me just asked if I could smell
|
||
'that'. I gotta go.
|
||
%
|
||
By taking the name of the popular operating system 'windows' and replacing
|
||
the last bit with 'blows' (which is a colloquialism meaning 'bad' or
|
||
'inferior') you've just given the name a whole new meaning, while not really
|
||
changing the sound of the word too much! this is the epitome of both wit and
|
||
humour! other highly amusing (and often underused) slag terms are 'windoze'
|
||
(doze meaning 'light sleep' or 'knap') and {'M$'} (which usually stands for
|
||
MicroSoft, but in this case, the 'S' is deliciously replaced with a dollar
|
||
sign to represent how they unfairly charge for their products!) This is a
|
||
new wave of humour, people. I think we should riddle all our posts, replies
|
||
and (where applicable) everyday speech with these little beauties to forever
|
||
represent that we, the open source community, know better than everyone else!
|
||
%
|
||
I AM MR DARL MCBRIDE CURRENTLY SERVING AS THE PRESIDENT AND CHIEF EXECUTIVE
|
||
OFFICER OF THE SCO GROUP, FORMERLY KNOWN AS CALDERA SYSTEMS INTERNATIONAL,
|
||
IN LINDON, UTAH, UNITED STATES OF AMERICA. I KNOW THIS LETTER MIGHT SURPRISE
|
||
YOU BECAUSE WE HAVE HAD NO PREVIOUS COMMUNICATIONS OR BUSINESS DEALINGS
|
||
BEFORE NOW. MY ASSOCIATES HAVE RECENTLY MADE CLAIM TO COMPUTER SOFTWARES
|
||
WORTH AN ESTIMATED {$1} BILLION U.S. DOLLARS. I AM WRITING TO YOU IN
|
||
CONFIDENCE BECAUSE WE URGENTLY REQUIRE YOUR ASSISTANCE TO OBTAIN THESE FUNDS.
|
||
%
|
||
One day Captain Kirk was maiming his cock with a horseshoe when suddenly Mr.
|
||
Spock ran up to him and shoved his pointy ear up his butt. "What is this
|
||
for!" the fag captain said. "FAGS FOR YOU AALL!L!!!" the ancient alien
|
||
howled as suddenly he farted and Captain Kirk twirled around in a daze and
|
||
his foreskin twisted and his kidney stones turned into wooden beads. He
|
||
pulled out his pistol and shot lasers at his chastity belt and suddenly he
|
||
hurdled his dick into Captain Kirk's bellybutton and it tore his flesh while
|
||
Spock fucked his stomach. Kirk hollered out loud and Mr. Spock threw his
|
||
shoes to the floor and wrinkled his penis until Kirk bellowed out to make it
|
||
stop. A maelstrom of shit whizzed around the ship and suddenly a giant fag
|
||
appeared out side and the U.S.S. Enterprise went up his butt. "Oh what the
|
||
hell have you gotten us into NOW!" Captain Kirk said as he oozed a condom
|
||
back on his dick and put his panties back on. OOH!H!!!!!! Mr. Spock started
|
||
fucking him again and shoved his phazer up his butt. He dissolved his glands
|
||
and exploded his turds and finally a queer klingon hurdled through the door
|
||
and smashed Kirk with his butt hairs. A maniac sucked his dick and suddenly
|
||
Mr. Spock fagged Kirk so hard that his intestines burst open and he died.
|
||
%
|
||
batman touched my junk liberally. he strapped me in to his batmobile and he
|
||
couldnt keep his offensive hands off of me. he was performing many red flag
|
||
touches. i couldnt believe what the fuck was going on. i told batman the
|
||
city would not approve of a millionaire touching an underage kid for free.
|
||
%
|
||
I'm going to drive a remote controlled car into your mother's pussy and have
|
||
it drive on her clitoris over and over again until she cums on it and it
|
||
catches on fire and she dies from pussy burning
|
||
%
|
||
9/11 was done by sandniggers and all 7-11s are run by sandniggers.
|
||
coincidence? i think not.
|
||
%
|
||
Hello. Did you know Chali is a disgusting whore? Please surf over to Stile's
|
||
Stileproject.com to see her latest pornographic material. This bitch
|
||
disgusts me in her lascivious lifestyle. All day she hungers for sex and
|
||
masturbates and in general pollutes the human condition. Redeem yourself at
|
||
#teens4christ. Thanks for reading this. dongs.
|
||
%
|
||
O say can you see by the monitors early light what so proudly we hailed at
|
||
the twilight's last gleaming? Whose broad scripts and bright colour through
|
||
the perilous fight O'er the jupes we watched were so gallantly streaming?
|
||
And the rockets red glare g-lines bursting in air gave proof through the
|
||
night that our chan was still there. O say does that #T4C banner yet wave?
|
||
O'er the land of the pedo and the home of the gay.
|
||
%
|
||
Michael Jackson touched my junk liberally. he slept with me in bed and he
|
||
couldnt keep his offensive hands off of me. he was performing many red flag
|
||
touches. i couldnt believe what the fuck was going on. i told michael the
|
||
city would not approve of the King of Pop touching an underage kid in bed
|
||
%
|
||
You really do not even know me, child. I demand that you immediately silence
|
||
yourself. You're hiding behind your computer, for goodness sake! I would hug
|
||
you if you ever talked to me like that in person, child.
|
||
%
|
||
Yo! First off I love the Lord Jesus. My name is Ron. I am a Freshman at
|
||
Winona State. My family is really important to me. I'm not doing this to
|
||
find a g/f. I just thought it would be funny and I like to meet new people.
|
||
Peace out!
|
||
%
|
||
Kobe Bryant is being attacked by all the media concerning the sex assault
|
||
charge filed against him. It fine when he dunking on the basketball court
|
||
but he a criminal when he going strong to the hole with a white woman. That
|
||
be some bullsheeeee-it. This is most terrible travesties. First they take
|
||
the McRib off the Mack Donald's menu, now this. There will never be justice
|
||
for our peoples.
|
||
%
|
||
Rory touched my virgin junk liberally. He strapped me into his Trans Am and
|
||
told me we were taking a detour on the way back from the prom. I could not
|
||
believe what the fuck was going on. He vomited red many times as he had been
|
||
drinking heavily. I told him the athletic staff would not approve of the
|
||
star quarterback falling asleep inside an underage girl. There it is. My dad
|
||
found us at makeout ridge. I've got to go.
|
||
%
|
||
I swear, if these homosexuals don't take a hint and quit sucking my cock all
|
||
the time, I'm going to have to resort to drastic measures, like maybe
|
||
pinning them down to the cement floor of the loading dock with my powerful
|
||
forearms and working my cock all the way up their butt so they understand
|
||
loud and clear just how much I disapprove of their unwelcome advances. I
|
||
mean, you can't get much more direct than that.
|
||
%
|
||
I think gay cruises should be called something other than a cruise because
|
||
cruising is what gay men do all the time and it's not like they need a
|
||
vacation from fucking strangers am i rite gentlemen?
|
||
%
|
||
I QUIT IRC FOREVER! I'M THROUGH WITH THIS SHIT HOLE FUCK YOU ALL YOU FUCKING
|
||
QUEERS! GO BACK TO YOUR FUCKING STUPID TALK ABOUT WEB BROWSERS EVERYONE
|
||
KNOWS THAT OPERA SUCKS A FAT DICK ANYWAYS OH AND ALIEN88 - GET A FUCKING
|
||
LIFE! YOU'LL NEVER GET A FUCKING GIRLFRIEND ALL YOU DO IS SIT ON FRONT OF
|
||
THE COMPUTER ALL DAY LONG AND TALK ABOUT STUPID SHIT WITH THE REST OF THESE
|
||
STUPID FAGGOTS! YOU'RE A FUCKING QUEEN !
|
||
%
|
||
my girlfriend is so mad just because when she was sucking my cock i clubbed
|
||
her with a high heel on the back of the head, grabbed a handful of hair,
|
||
yanked her off and started pissing in her face she was choking really bad
|
||
and then she vomited on my cock. she should understand that is what i am
|
||
into. money ho's and clothes. How can I apologize?
|
||
%
|
||
i was just awarded a "yellow star" and while i appreciate that you
|
||
appreciate my bidding and doing business on ebay. i must tell you though,
|
||
that since my family has lost many members in the holocaust, it was very
|
||
upsetting to me, to be "awarded a yellow star" . if you are not aware, jews
|
||
were made to wear yellow stars to identify them as jews so they could be
|
||
rounded up for the concentration camps.
|
||
%
|
||
I got news for these niggers. They can screw 100 degenerate White sluts a
|
||
day and that doesn't change the fact that they're still just niggers. Its
|
||
like the niggers who go out and buy Cadillacs or BMWs imagining people will
|
||
think they're "high class" or rich. LOL! When people see a nigger riding
|
||
around in an expensive car, they automatically know its nobody of any value
|
||
or class, just a dumb nigger trying to act rich.
|
||
%
|
||
I GOT JUMTED IN WHEN I WAS 11 BITCH IM 13 WITH A BULLET STILL KICKING BACK
|
||
LEVA..... OH YA THE ONE WHO MADE THE WEB SITE GOOD JOB BUT MAKE THE COLOR
|
||
BLUE IN STED OF BITCH ASS RED........FUCK WEST SIDE SNICHES,EAST SIDE
|
||
BITCHES,NORTH SIDE SLUTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
|
||
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
|
||
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
|
||
%
|
||
yo fuckin idiot, trying to step up to me/ you should be lookin up like a
|
||
midget standing in front of a tall tree/ i was going to start dissin you/
|
||
but here's what i'll do/ since you start dissing your ownself/ with rhyme as
|
||
old as a book covered with dust on top of the bookshelf/ you call yourself
|
||
the fuckin idiot/ you must be pretty smart because you came up with it/
|
||
%
|
||
Horney? Looking for a quick no strings blow job, swing by, walk in, un zip,
|
||
feed it to me, fuck my face, squirt n go. no games, no names, no
|
||
reciprocation! very discreet, I live alone, can host anytime this weekend.
|
||
You: HWP, 45/under. clean and ready to squirt. send me a message with your
|
||
info, age, height, weight and when you wanna squirt. Me: good looking, very
|
||
discreet, white male.
|
||
%
|
||
Hey, I remember one time out on the ranch I was with my brother and I
|
||
decided to pull a trick on my brother. I took two thick, dense cords of
|
||
sheep feces and put it in a bowl. I gave to my brother and told him it was
|
||
chocolate pudding. He began to eat the sheep feces. In fact, HE FINISHED
|
||
EVERY LAST BIT! My brother ate sheep shit!!! But the funny thing is, I don't
|
||
even have a brother! It was me! I ATE SHEEP SHIT!!!
|
||
%
|
||
listen you fucking shit skinned coon nigger jungle bunny spear chucker. Shut
|
||
your chocolate tar baby hide before I whip your ass. go back to niggeria and
|
||
prance around with all the Schvartza in the bush you fucking moolie nigger.
|
||
ill fucking brand you toby, and if you try any of that KUNTA KINTA crap ill
|
||
fucking execute you and feed you to pigs.
|
||
%
|
||
this channel is for ballers, shot callers, those rolling and controlling and
|
||
folks willing to represent memories of Tupac and keep the dream of the Black
|
||
Planet alive.
|
||
%
|
||
you shut your face you nigger loving pile of intestinal feces, ill rip your
|
||
bowels out and feast on them, then i'll impregnate your girlfriend and wait
|
||
7 months then unwravel her belly button and suck out all the vaginal
|
||
discharge and feast upon the baby. i will fornicate your liver, then make
|
||
you guzzle gallon after gallon of putrid diarrhea. you will gag on my green
|
||
logs of asshole mud butter
|
||
%
|
||
oh wait you remember when frodo was dry humping bilbo up the ass in a
|
||
classroom at gryffendorf then harry potter walked in and started tossing
|
||
frodo's salad HOLY SHIT I DO NOT CARE
|
||
%
|
||
u dont even know me kid shut the fuck up hidin behind your computer i'd
|
||
fuckin lump u out if you fronted on me like that in person kid
|
||
%
|
||
So you guys can go on about your mitsis and your fake idles and whatever
|
||
bullshit you talk about to pass the time and make the constant throbbing
|
||
reminder that your live is a living hell go away. I'll be hanging out with
|
||
my FRIEND, watching anime.
|
||
%
|
||
I'll fuck you in the ass you punk ass white boy. I'll fuck you in the ass
|
||
you coward, you bitch. You fucking faggot! Come up and take me on you scared
|
||
coward. You white bitch. You ain't man enough to fuck with me, bitch! There
|
||
ain't no-one in the room big enough to take me on. You're just scared like a
|
||
little white pussy. I'll fuck you till you love me, you faggot!
|
||
%
|
||
It's safe to say that I am one of the world's foremost experts on memes and in fact there is no one I can think of that has a meme resume as impressive as mine. So please tell me, what are your qualifications to say that I don't know what a meme is?}}
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