From bd6377e8370dca020f4c9df30c439f9b7e1de565 Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001
From: a on #buttes <a@IRC-Simple>
Date: Wed, 17 Apr 2024 15:18:37 -0700
Subject: [PATCH] Evaluated eval [string map {{if {$who eq ""} {set who
 [lindex_random [names]]}; } {} {$who} {[or $who [nick]]}} [src phpgoon]]

---
 procs/_index                                   | 1 +
 procs/c6dc95559aae5947af780d6ecc6f8c9221e68bb7 | 1 +
 2 files changed, 2 insertions(+)
 create mode 100644 procs/c6dc95559aae5947af780d6ecc6f8c9221e68bb7

diff --git a/procs/_index b/procs/_index
index 34b8454..91512e3 100644
--- a/procs/_index
+++ b/procs/_index
@@ -45,6 +45,7 @@ nist_rand' 689f4294eb670cf61758663926c0fe538d7021c6
 old+agenda d8eb095fe42bb7e4a3daa9d4831b99407a9b9664
 parse_formatting dfc48b42a115fab2be7d88319176e80432aaa6e0
 persian_rug ace1f91d5a51d0d04d50399f12b176e50c1d7a8c
+phpgoon c6dc95559aae5947af780d6ecc6f8c9221e68bb7
 rand_onion 7cfa62dca748eb0d3e538d92e6de770f0aed3899
 random_word fbb08ed9c2636f900a49c4fb3c0d60790562fd5c
 random_word_alt 4cd6aa22af199e746253fd437122ed790cbabdd3
diff --git a/procs/c6dc95559aae5947af780d6ecc6f8c9221e68bb7 b/procs/c6dc95559aae5947af780d6ecc6f8c9221e68bb7
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..2d309a3
--- /dev/null
+++ b/procs/c6dc95559aae5947af780d6ecc6f8c9221e68bb7
@@ -0,0 +1 @@
+{{who {}} {php PHP}} {return "<[or $who [nick]]> I saw a homeless guy on the street and i went up to him and yelled \"I'M LEARNING [string toupper $php]... YEEEAHH!\" while cocking both my finger guns at him and jerking my head back with a laugh.  Damn it feels good to be alive."}